BudSooner
1/15/2006, 12:43 PM
There are some amazing facts-
1. Those who pay out the booty for HD equipment barely know how to use it.
2. DVR+no daily call=grumpy customer
3. Adult PPV early in the morning=divorce!
4. It's difficult to keep from yawning when someone is describing how much
they paid for their HD equipment.
5. Football days+multiple tvs in your work area=greatness!
6. The boss is almost always late.
7. Never ever eat from the "wheel of death"
8. The workplace workstations(yeah I know, kinda redundant eh?) are slower
than a 286 on a 14.4 dialup connection.
9. When Directv finds stupid crap they cannot give out to customers they give away to employees.
10. Potato bar at work is AWESOME! BBQ+cheddar cheese+sour cream+bacon bits=cardiac arrest!
1. Those who pay out the booty for HD equipment barely know how to use it.
2. DVR+no daily call=grumpy customer
3. Adult PPV early in the morning=divorce!
4. It's difficult to keep from yawning when someone is describing how much
they paid for their HD equipment.
5. Football days+multiple tvs in your work area=greatness!
6. The boss is almost always late.
7. Never ever eat from the "wheel of death"
8. The workplace workstations(yeah I know, kinda redundant eh?) are slower
than a 286 on a 14.4 dialup connection.
9. When Directv finds stupid crap they cannot give out to customers they give away to employees.
10. Potato bar at work is AWESOME! BBQ+cheddar cheese+sour cream+bacon bits=cardiac arrest!