PDA

View Full Version : ARRRRRRRRRR........I be a pirate.......



sanantoniosooner
1/14/2006, 11:24 PM
6 hours in the emergency room to remove some debris from my cornea.

They didn't prescribe a patch, but I wanted one anyway.

Tailwind
1/14/2006, 11:27 PM
6 hours in the emergency room to remove some debris from my cornea.

They didn't prescribe a patch, but I wanted one anyway.
So did you get one?

Mjcpr
1/14/2006, 11:29 PM
6 hours in the emergency room to remove some debris from my cornea.

Is that a part of your vagina?

ChickSoonerFan
1/14/2006, 11:30 PM
Is that a part of your vagina?

If that is what you think, that explains a lot.

;)

sanantoniosooner
1/14/2006, 11:36 PM
So did you get one?
I did...............and I'm wearing it now...........

ChickSoonerFan
1/14/2006, 11:38 PM
I did...............and I'm wearing it now...........

over your eye...right? :rolleyes:

sanantoniosooner
1/14/2006, 11:40 PM
over your eye...right? :rolleyes:
of course.

Tailwind
1/14/2006, 11:56 PM
Heh!http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/dress-up/acc/jewellery/pirate-patch-ear-ring.jpg
Do you have the earring too?

sanantoniosooner
1/14/2006, 11:57 PM
Anybody else ever had to wear a patch over their eye before?

I'm having little miniature hallucinations with the covered eye.

proud gonzo
1/15/2006, 12:00 AM
no, but I did get a scratch on my cornea when I was 8. it wasn't fun.

sanantoniosooner
1/15/2006, 12:03 AM
Pain aside.

I'm seeing a kaleidoscope of images in my covered eye. This is very weird for a person who has never done drugs.

Okla-homey
1/15/2006, 12:05 AM
Anybody else ever had to wear a patch over their eye before?

I'm having little miniature hallucinations with the covered eye.

Just be careful driving. You have zero depth perception with that eye out of commission.

sanantoniosooner
1/15/2006, 12:06 AM
Just be careful driving. You have zero depth perception with that eye out of commission.
That explains the fork in my forehead.

afs
1/15/2006, 12:07 AM
Anybody else ever had to wear a patch over their eye before?

I'm having little miniature hallucinations with the covered eye.

yep. i hated it.

ChickSoonerFan
1/15/2006, 12:08 AM
Pain aside.

I'm seeing a kaleidoscope of images in my covered eye. This is very weird for a person who has never done drugs.

Did they give you drugs?

What kind of debris was it anyway?

Jimminy Crimson
1/15/2006, 12:10 AM
Yeah, tell us the story.

PS - I've always liked the word 'debris'

BajaOklahoma
1/15/2006, 12:12 AM
SAS, is the patch putting pressure on your eye? It could be the cause of the hallucinations.

sanantoniosooner
1/15/2006, 12:12 AM
Did they give you drugs?

What kind of debris was it anyway?
splinter embedded right on the edge of my iris. They used something he called a burr(sp?) to remove it. Kind of like a tiny grinder that left an abrasion on my cornea that will have to heal.

sanantoniosooner
1/15/2006, 12:13 AM
SAS, is the patch putting pressure on your eye? It could be the cause of the hallucinations.
no, it's a medical patch that is concave outward to avoid that.

GottaHavePride
1/15/2006, 12:13 AM
I said burr! It's cold in here...

Tailwind
1/15/2006, 12:15 AM
Ouch! Doesn't it make it difficult to post?

Jimminy Crimson
1/15/2006, 12:15 AM
I said burr! It's cold in here...

That's SBSB's line.

She's gonna punch your nose, after dragging a stepladder over. ;)

GottaHavePride
1/15/2006, 12:16 AM
:D

Mjcpr
1/15/2006, 12:19 AM
Iris? Is that a part of your vagina?

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
1/15/2006, 12:20 AM
That's SBSB's line.

She's gonna punch your nose, after dragging a stepladder over. ;)
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2000_Bring_It_On/2000_Bring_It_On_030.jpg

Jimminy Crimson
1/15/2006, 12:45 AM
chick on the right is checkin out dunst's bewbs

GottaHavePride
1/15/2006, 12:46 AM
Awwww. they hid Eliza in the back. :(


;)

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
1/15/2006, 12:56 AM
Awwww. they hid Eliza in the back. :(


;)http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/3748_2156_thumb.jpg

Rub Here.

GottaHavePride
1/15/2006, 01:03 AM
Rawr.


IBTD. ;)

OklahomaTrombone
1/15/2006, 01:17 AM
yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


IBTD. ;)


fixed

Shamrock
1/15/2006, 01:28 AM
Did you get a parrot?

Real pirates have parrots.

william_brasky
1/15/2006, 02:50 AM
Just be careful driving. You have zero depth perception with that eye out of commission.

I have to agree with Homey. Don't drive the CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

sanantoniosooner
1/15/2006, 08:52 AM
I got hydrocodone/apap 5/500 tab mck for the pain. It better do good cuz the list of possible side effects is long.

Had to bail on the thread last night. Got a little sympathy attention from the spouse before one of those side effects kicked in. :D

sanantoniosooner
1/15/2006, 03:00 PM
Is that a part of your vagina?

Iris? Is that a part of your vagina?
Arrrrrrrr.........a broomstick is about to be part of yers if'n ya don't walk the plank on me thread.............

49r
1/15/2006, 07:41 PM
That explains the fork in my forehead.

Try using a cork...

http://searchviews.com/archives/Dirty_Rotten_Scoundrels_1.JPG

soonerbrat
1/15/2006, 07:50 PM
I got hydrocodone/apap 5/500 tab mck for the pain. It better do good cuz the list of possible side effects is long.

Had to bail on the thread last night. Got a little sympathy attention from the spouse before one of those side effects kicked in. :D




that's vicodin aka lortab plus tylenol.

it's good.