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Big Red Ron
1/14/2006, 08:18 PM
than these losers at CBS? Holly crap the AFC is hard to watch because of these guys.

1. Shannon Sharp's tounge is too big for his head
2. Phil Sims is the biggest ****** on television
3. Dan Marino has the personality of NickZepplin
4. Bonnie Bernstien is she really even necessary?
5. Malcom X, err Bryant Gumble....

Okay, ranting is over.
soonerworks
1/14/2006, 08:27 PM
NBC is now CBS, CBS is FOX, it is hard to watch cbs as it was nbc.
Why can't they get better announcers?
ABC Is not much better than CBS.
SoonerInKCMO
1/14/2006, 09:53 PM
4. Bonnie Bernstien is she really even necessary?


Dude, I was with you until that line. I loves me some Bonnie.

As to the question in your thread title... do you not have ESPN? ;)
stoopified
1/15/2006, 12:57 AM
than these losers at CBS? Holly crap the AFC is hard to watch because of these guys.

1. Shannon Sharp's tounge is too big for his head
2. Phil Sims is the biggest ****** on television
3. Dan Marino has the personality of NickZepplin
4. Bonnie Bernstien is she really even necessary?

Okay, ranting is over.Don't be so coy,tell us what you really think.
Harry Beanbag
1/15/2006, 09:16 AM
I was just wondering why all of them were wearing pink ties or shirts.
Spray
1/15/2006, 10:44 AM
I actually kind of like Phil Simms. He knows his stuff.

And Boomer Esiason is pretty good, too.

Joe Theismann is actually the biggest ****** on tv.

Marino is just goofy.
King Crimson
1/15/2006, 10:52 AM
Boomer needs to lose teh "Mr. Spock" sculpted eyebrows. they make him look foolish, not smart and insightful.
Rocker
1/15/2006, 11:05 AM
nope
fadada1
1/15/2006, 11:41 AM
bonnie is great!!!

but what i love, especially with CBS - they're the worst, is 3 plays - commercial - 1 play - commercial - 1 play, timeout - commercial - kickoff - commercial - score - commercial....
Flagstaffsooner
1/15/2006, 11:55 AM
I actually kind of like Phil Simms.
Just don't make fun of his ghey son.
Big Red Ron
1/15/2006, 12:29 PM
How could I have forgtten about Gumble? I fixed it.
Big Red Ron
1/15/2006, 12:30 PM
Just don't make fun of his ghey son.Our luck, Chris'll end up the next Trev Alberts on ESPN in a couple of years.
mrowl
1/15/2006, 12:36 PM
Phil Simms is the biggest idiot of them all. You know this if you watched the game last night.
Sonner magic923
1/15/2006, 04:27 PM
Ya Shannon Sharp is an absoloute joke as a brodcaster, but hey fox isnt exactly award winning stuff. Troy Aikman, Darryl Johnston? I mean come on their football players let them be what they are. RETIRED!!!!!!!!!!!1
Big Red Ron
1/15/2006, 05:17 PM
Ya Shannon Sharp is an absoloute joke as a brodcaster, but hey fox isnt exactly award winning stuff. Troy Aikman, Darryl Johnston? I mean come on their football players let them be what they are. RETIRED!!!!!!!!!!!1Troy is lame but Howie, Terry, Brown, Joe Buck are all cool. Plus, the quality of the picture is way better on Fox.
OUGreg723
1/15/2006, 05:25 PM
Fox pre-game is pretty hilarious stuff.

Fox is far supierior to CBS. I really don't like anything CBS does, besides they're high def. Other than that, all of the broacasters and programing on CBS blows. Oh yeah, Fox has way better graphics and theme song too.
BoomerJack
1/15/2006, 08:29 PM
Not since the U.S. Presidential and Vice-Presidential debates in 2000.
TeamMother
1/15/2006, 08:31 PM
Dan Marino is a hunk.
AllAboutThe'O'
1/15/2006, 11:24 PM
I can't believe no one's had the audacity to rip Jim Nantz. Until now.:D
That self-righetous schmuck should stick with golf and stay away from the NFL and college basketball telecasts.
Good thing I had the TV on mute last night watching the Pats-Broncos playoff so I didn't have to hear Nutz and Simms prattle on.
fadada1
1/16/2006, 08:53 AM
I can't believe no one's had the audacity to rip Jim Nantz. Until now.:D
That self-righetous schmuck should stick with golf and stay away from the NFL and college basketball telecasts.
Good thing I had the TV on mute last night watching the Pats-Broncos playoff so I didn't have to hear Nutz and Simms prattle on.
couldn't agree more. imo, nantz is still sucking freddy couples "driver" and is slowly becoming brent musberger.

hey jim, you don't have to have the call of the century on every play.
zeke
1/16/2006, 09:44 AM
Theismann is as bad as it gets. Knows everything there is to know. Can tell you, and always does, what every player on the field should have done.

He was a JERK when he played and is a bigger JERK now. It is a shame it was his leg and not his jaw that was hurt.
soonernation
1/16/2006, 09:58 AM
Has there ever been a bigger collection of dipsticks on TV... than these losers at CBS? Holly crap the AFC is hard to watch because of these guys.

1. Shannon Sharp's tounge is too big for his head
2. Phil Sims is the biggest ****** on television
3. Dan Marino has the personality of NickZepplin
4. Bonnie Bernstien is she really even necessary?
5. Malcom X, err Bryant Gumble....

Okay, ranting is over.


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soonerjoker
1/16/2006, 10:51 AM
people on here wish they had a "cushy" job like broadcasting.

nobody likes anyone.