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Penguin
1/14/2006, 06:57 PM
The EPA is going to have me arrested for releasing too much methane gas into the atmosphere.
proud gonzo
1/14/2006, 07:17 PM
tmi
OklahomaTrombone
1/14/2006, 07:18 PM
The EPA is going to have me arrested for releasing too much methane gas into the atmosphere.

So that was you that was walking in front of me at Woodland Hills Mall.....
Penguin
1/14/2006, 08:02 PM
tmi

Whatever you say, Ms. "Guess What Just Fell Out of My Nose." :texan:
OUinFLA
1/14/2006, 08:06 PM
It is a documented fact that penguins are second only to cattle in the damaging methane gas released into the atmosphere. I suppose it has something to do with the numbers of penguins. There certainly are a flock of them posting on the football board each year.
Flagstaffsooner
1/14/2006, 09:53 PM
Welcome to my world.
Tailwind
1/15/2006, 03:35 AM
<-------------------need I say more?
Czar Soonerov
1/15/2006, 04:02 AM
http://www.thefartmachine.com/images/colinpew.jpg
Tailwind
1/15/2006, 04:08 AM
Hee hee hee.
Flagstaffsooner
1/15/2006, 07:13 AM
<-------------------need I say more?
:rolleyes:
Tailwind
1/15/2006, 07:50 AM
:rolleyes:
:P
Flagstaffsooner
1/15/2006, 08:48 AM
http://www.esva.net/ghotes/hog/bburns/dead_trees.jpg

Tailwind farted
Tailwind
1/15/2006, 09:51 AM
Oh....did I do that?
Czar Soonerov
1/15/2006, 01:50 PM
http://vit.pp.ru/uploads/pics/no_farting.jpg
VeeJay
1/15/2006, 02:04 PM
This thread stinks.
StoopTroup
1/15/2006, 02:08 PM
Thread of the day IMO.

Even ET could let em like a penguin....

http://uashome.alaska.edu/~jndfg20/website/et.jpg
VeeJay
1/15/2006, 02:16 PM
That reminds me - my grandmother used to call it "let a grimmel."

I have no clue where that came from but she was the sweetest lady, even though she was prone to gossip now and then.

Ahh....the memories of letting grimmels in Tupelo as a kid.
StoopTroup
1/15/2006, 02:19 PM
That reminds me - my grandmother used to call it "let a grimmel."

I have no clue where that came from but she was the sweetest lady, even though she was prone to gossip now and then.

Ahh....the memories of letting grimmels in Tupelo as a kid.
Maybe the word "grimace" came from someone letting a "grimmel"....lol.
VeeJay
1/15/2006, 02:23 PM
Man, if you saw the backwoods these folks came from, you'd learn not to question their jargon.

I don't think "grimace" was part of their lingo.

http://pix.epodunk.com/locatorMaps/ms/MS_20034.gif
Tailwind
1/15/2006, 07:41 PM
Heh....I think I'll start using that one.
Penguin
1/25/2006, 04:19 PM
I'm gassy again. :(

I need some Gas-X.
picasso
1/25/2006, 04:31 PM
"everyone likes their own brand..."
soonerbrat
1/25/2006, 04:41 PM
I'm gassy again. :(

I need some Gas-X.


http://www.sizen.co.jp/beauty/skin/skin.files/beano.jpg
Pricetag
1/25/2006, 05:19 PM
So that was you that was walking in front of me at Woodland Hills Mall.....
I actually hate the farter for a split second when I get hit unexpectedly by one in a public place.
sanantoniosooner
1/25/2006, 06:59 PM
A Lowes employee let one go from the top of their wheeled ladders a while back.

They immediately looked around to see who might have witnessed it.

I commented on how well the accoustics carried. They just nodded.
mdklatt
1/25/2006, 07:13 PM
A Lowes employee let one go from the top of their wheeled ladders a while back.



Did the ladder move in the opposite direction?
sanantoniosooner
1/25/2006, 07:19 PM
Did the ladder move in the opposite direction?
No, but it was an impressive launching point for a rump trumpet.
Penguin
2/16/2006, 05:58 PM
I ate some cream-filled donuts this morning and I've been gassy all day.
sanantoniosooner
2/16/2006, 06:22 PM
If I posted in my very own fart thread every time I was gassy, it would be as long as the WAYLT thread.
Penguin
2/24/2006, 01:10 PM
Damn. I sure am gassy today.