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Widescreen
1/14/2006, 03:25 PM
Only 8 months until we play TBA.

BOOOOOMER!!!!!!
A-M
1/14/2006, 03:26 PM
Soooooner!!!!
BASSooner
1/14/2006, 03:26 PM
SOOONER!!!!!!!!!!!!
goingoneight
1/14/2006, 03:56 PM
TBA sucks!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!! !!
goingoneight
1/14/2006, 03:56 PM
hehe...
LifelongSooner
1/14/2006, 05:59 PM
SOOOOOOOOOOOONER.

The bad thing is we will probably be underdogs too. TBA has a stout QB.
chriscappel
1/14/2006, 06:00 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMER!!!!!!
Big Red Ron
1/14/2006, 06:50 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMER!!!!!!SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOONER! GO BIG RED!
auto
1/14/2006, 08:21 PM
TBA hates Jesus and kicks puppies
LifelongSooner
1/14/2006, 09:18 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMER


I heard that the coach at TBA designed Moe Dampeer's website!:rolleyes:
OUStormyWxChica
1/15/2006, 12:11 AM
SOOOOOOOOOOOOONER!!!!
Flagstaffsooner
1/15/2006, 12:46 AM
230days
BOOMER!
GreaterState
1/15/2006, 05:14 AM
I don't know what you all have against Texas Baptist Academy...

Go fightin' Chaperones!
Flagstaffsooner
1/15/2006, 05:26 AM
I don't know what you all have against Texas Baptist Academy...

Go fightin' Chaperones!its texass
LoyalFan
1/15/2006, 08:59 AM
From The Properly Plain Desk of The President of TBA

Dear Sooner Brothers,

We at Texas Baptist Academy (formerly Tahiti Baptist Academy, but we got deported) are looking forward to the first of what we hope will be many brotherly games v. The University of Oklahoma. In that spirit I'm providing some information on the rules of conduct for visitors to our stadium.

No alcoholic beverages are permitted at any time.

Visiting tailgaters are limited to "White" soft drinks and no caffeinated beverages are permitted. Further, no food products promoting Satan may be possessed or consumed at any time, to include Underwood Deviled Ham or Devil's Food cake.

We have a dress code here at TBA. No flip flops may be worn at any time. Female guests must wear skirts or dresses that extend below the knee when seated and shoulders must be covered.

Bare midriffs are forbidden at all times.

Tattoos are generally frowned upon here at TBA. However, "Skin Illustrations" of Biblical scenes, such as the Barbecuing of Saint Andrew or the Expulsion From Eden, are permitted so long as they are not displayed on the midriff, lower back, or between the knee and what you benighted heathens call "The Promised Land".
Nail polish is permitted in only neutral shades. Crimson is the color of harlots!

When seated in our new Swaggart Memorial Stadium, visitors must keep one foot on the floor at all times. During inclement weather, which only occurs to show The Lord's disgust with visiting teams and their fans, only one person at a time may huddle inside a poncho, blanket, or other form of cover and concealment. Leave your filthy "petting" at home!

Males caught violating the above rule will be taken to our world-renowned Tipper Gore Campus Clinic and neutered. Offending females will be spackled.

In the unlikely event that our stalwart defensive squad, AKA "Divine Defenders", allows your team to score, you are permitted to cheer for no more than 15 seconds and no volume above Mezzo-Forte is allowed. Should, however, our redoubtable offensive eleven, "Jehovah's Juggernaut" tally a score, politeness and sportsmanship dictate that opposing fans clap politely and offer a sincere "Well played, worthy opponents!" at a volume no lower than Mezzo-Forte.

No calls made by the game officials may be disputed save for those in favor of our opponents. To do otherwise would incur the Wrath of The Almighty and visit calamity upon all of us up to, and including, A Plague of Locusts or a Shriner Convention.

We look forward to hosting you in September and wish you a happy and redeeming experience here at TBA.

Sincerely,

The Reverend Jeremiah Hagee Bakker
President and Chief Inquisitor
Texas Baptist Academy
goingoneight
1/15/2006, 03:53 PM
:rolleyes: mmm... kay? How about we try this again...

BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM EEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
StoopTroup
1/15/2006, 03:53 PM
SOOOOOOONERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Widescreen
1/15/2006, 08:03 PM
Booooomer!!!!!
jacru
1/15/2006, 08:12 PM
It's gonna be a loooong spring/summer on the football board.
TeamMother
1/15/2006, 08:38 PM
Boomer Sooner!
LifelongSooner
1/15/2006, 09:36 PM
Hey Mom. Welcome to the board. Do you have any Campbell's Chunky Chicken Soup for us?
Tailgate
1/15/2006, 09:38 PM
T E X A S !
OU-HSV
1/15/2006, 09:42 PM
BOOOOOOMER !
SOOOOOOOOOOONER!
(Thanks for contributing Tailgate)
BASSooner
1/15/2006, 10:36 PM
T E X A S !
S U C K S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
humblesooner
1/16/2006, 05:13 PM
We look forward to hosting you in September and wish you a happy and redeeming experience here at TBA.

Sincerely,

The Reverend Jeremiah Hagee Bakker
President and Chief Inquisitor
Texas Baptist Academy

Damn, I really thought this was going to be another home game.
josh09
1/16/2006, 08:04 PM
It's gonna be a loooong spring/summer on the football board.


ya, if we keep doin this, im gonna eventually pass out from screaming BOOMER and SOONER so much.
josh09
1/16/2006, 08:05 PM
but id say i could do it for a month or two.

BOOOOOOMER!!!