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TopDaugIn2000
1/13/2006, 11:38 AM
"Bring Freedom" to Iran???

supposedly "blocking" UN nuke inspectors now. sheesh


edit: oops, it's friday. Nevermind. Carry on.

picasso
1/13/2006, 11:40 AM
they're allowed years and years of breakin the laws first.

Widescreen
1/13/2006, 01:18 PM
Yes they haven't given the diplomatic finger to the world enough yet. Give it time.

Pieces Hit
1/13/2006, 01:23 PM
And North Korea?

Never.

It would pizz off China.

Evidently - Russia and China have their fingers in the Iranian pie as well.
And France too, no doubt...

JohnnyMack
1/13/2006, 01:32 PM
And North Korea?

Never.

It would pizz off China.

Evidently - Russia and China have their fingers in the Iranian pie as well.
And France too, no doubt...

The Russia/China/Iran/North Korea alliance that is slowly forming should scare us. We can't really do much about it.

Mjcpr
1/13/2006, 01:34 PM
The Russia/China/Iran/North Korea alliance that is slowly forming should scare us. We can't really do much about it.

All we need to do is win the next immunity challenge.

Pieces Hit
1/13/2006, 01:34 PM
I'd be happy if we could just get that fence up down south.

JohnnyMack
1/13/2006, 01:35 PM
All we need to do is win the next immunity challenge.

Dude Road Rules/Real World Gauntlet rocks Survivors balls off.

Pieces Hit
1/13/2006, 02:16 PM
We're like the Carrie Underwood of world politics.

We're the best but get no respect.

Mjcpr
1/13/2006, 02:17 PM
We're like the Carrie Underwood of world politics.

We're the best but get no respect.

Yet, we have nice knockers.

OUthunder
1/13/2006, 02:18 PM
Is there large amounts of oil in Iran?

Thank you.

Pieces Hit
1/13/2006, 02:21 PM
And Russia and Iran are more like Bea Arthur before a ******.

homerSimpsonsBrain
1/13/2006, 02:28 PM
And Russia and Iran are more like Bea Arthur before a ******.

What exactly is Bea Arthur like before (or after) she ******s ??

Jimminy Crimson
1/13/2006, 02:31 PM
Iran is one of the most worthless countries in the world, if not the most worthless.

Let's blow it up.

Just drop 1,000 MOAB's on them without warning.

SUCKERS!

TexasLidig8r
1/13/2006, 02:31 PM
We're going to do to Iran what we did with Iraq in 1981.

We're going to give satellite and military information to Israel, and let them bomb the Iranian nuke reactor back to the stone age.

We will express our shocked condemnation of the deed while behind the scenes, we will be funding a nice little bank account for the Israelies in Zurich.

Pieces Hit
1/13/2006, 02:33 PM
What exactly is Bea Arthur like before (or after) she ******s ??A lot like Russia and Iran.

OUthunder
1/13/2006, 02:42 PM
We're going to do to Iran what we did with Iraq in 1981.

We're going to give satellite and military information to Israel, and let them bomb the Iranian nuke reactor back to the stone age.

We will express our shocked condemnation of the deed while behind the scenes, we will be funding a nice little bank account for the Israelies in Zurich.


I actually like that plan.

Pieces Hit
1/13/2006, 02:44 PM
Yeah but now Israel would have to fly thru our airspace in Iraq.
Explain that scenario.

Mjcpr
1/13/2006, 02:45 PM
Yeah but now Israel would have to fly thru our airspace in Iraq.
Explain that scenario.

That's not our airspace. That airspace belongs to the Iraqi people.

Jimminy Crimson
1/13/2006, 02:46 PM
That's not our airspace. That airspace belongs to the Iraqi people.

heh

wait, that includes me!

SWEET!

its MY airspace

homerSimpsonsBrain
1/13/2006, 02:47 PM
We're going to do to Iran what we did with Iraq in 1981.

We're going to give satellite and military information to Israel, and let them bomb the Iranian nuke reactor back to the stone age.

We will express our shocked condemnation of the deed while behind the scenes, we will be funding a nice little bank account for the Israelies in Zurich.

I dont think the reactor is the issue as much as the gas centrifuges they will use to make highly enriched uranium. Apparently they are at a site that will be hard to hit with conventional weapons.

Pieces Hit
1/13/2006, 02:47 PM
Nope. We broke it - we bought it.

homerSimpsonsBrain
1/13/2006, 02:49 PM
A lot like Russia and Iran.

And how do you know this... wait, I dont really want to know :D

49r
1/13/2006, 03:22 PM
All we need to do is win the next immunity challenge.

I just hope it isn't the gross food one this time.

Harry Beanbag
1/13/2006, 04:07 PM
The Russia/China/Iran/North Korea alliance that is slowly forming should scare us. We can't really do much about it.


That would be truly frightening if it came down to it.

Tiptonsooner
1/13/2006, 07:09 PM
And Russia and Iran are more like Bea Arthur before a ******.


That has to be the most disturbing thought so far, evah.:eddie:

Okla-homey
1/13/2006, 07:32 PM
That would be truly frightening if it came down to it.

Not if we suck up to India. Almost as many Indians as Chineses and those Indian fellows hate Chinese worse than gdc hates texass. They're smart too. They can fix my computer over the phone from New Delhi.

Seriously, the Indians have a deep-seated distrust and dislike of the Chinese going all the way back to Kublai Khan. There are just under a billion people in India now. We can continue to leverage that distrust for their hubcap hat wearing northern neighbors and they know we'll stand with them push-come-to-shove. After all, THEY, not us, are the worlds largest democracy and we will never stand idly by and let a bunch of syphlitic Maoists take them down. The Indians will also happily nuke the shiite out of Iran if those bastages try to throw their weight around.

North Korea will collapse under its own weight because it remains a closed society and refuses to embrace capitalism in any form -- unlike China and Viet Nam.

I also think the Persians will snap out of the Khomeini hangover eventually. They are not Arab and really don't hate Israel or US as much as they make out for the TV crews.

Just my opinions mind you, but I studied this crap for a few years.

Mjcpr
1/13/2006, 09:11 PM
Not if we suck up to India. Almost as many Indians as Chineses and those Indian fellows hate Chinese worse than gdc hates texass. They're smart too. They can fix my computer over the phone from New Delhi.

You don't mean Bob Smith do you?