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royalfan5
1/12/2006, 01:14 PM
Mine is dumber than a box of rocks, as in Royalfan5 is dumber than a box of rocks. I also like dumber than a sack of nickles, and dumber than road salt. What do other people use?
Pieces Hit
1/12/2006, 01:16 PM
"What a dumbass" prevails in my circles.
fadada1
1/12/2006, 01:17 PM
quoting foghorn leghorn:

"about as sharp as a sack of wet mice."
mdklatt
1/12/2006, 01:18 PM
dumber than a bag of wet hair



BTW, I'm trying to turn this into the next SO catchphrase:

bat**** crazier than Tom Coburn
jk the sooner fan
1/12/2006, 01:20 PM
"effing idiot"

only spelled differently.....
Jimminy Crimson
1/12/2006, 01:21 PM
bat**** crazier than Tom Coburn

I can't believe you'd talk about Brad Henry and Brad Carson like that! ;)
mdklatt
1/12/2006, 01:27 PM
I can't believe you'd talk about Brad Henry and Brad Carson like that! ;)

For the record, I don't have any reason to think Coburn is actually crazy...or at least not any crazier than any other ********* politician.
soonersis
1/12/2006, 01:27 PM
S.O.S. - Stuck On Stupid
Mjcpr
1/12/2006, 01:28 PM
Ummm....what is your avatar?
soonersis
1/12/2006, 01:29 PM
It's a tattoo on my back.
mdklatt
1/12/2006, 01:30 PM
Boy was I wrong. N/M
soonersis
1/12/2006, 01:31 PM
Gee....thanks a bunch.
mdklatt
1/12/2006, 01:31 PM
It's a tattoo on my back.


aka Tramp Stamp ;)
Mjcpr
1/12/2006, 01:32 PM
I thought it was a bewb.
soonersis
1/12/2006, 01:32 PM
I was under the impression that a Tramp Stamp was on the lower back....mine is on my upper back.
mdklatt
1/12/2006, 01:36 PM
I was under the impression that a Tramp Stamp was on the lower back....mine is on my upper back.

I think we'll need an official ruling on this.

Well, Dean?
Mjcpr
1/12/2006, 01:37 PM
I was under the impression that a Tramp Stamp was on the lower back....mine is on my upper back.

When I was a kid, we called those "shoulders".
Mjcpr
1/12/2006, 01:38 PM
Which one of your moron's Stanley'd up the TPS reports?
mdklatt
1/12/2006, 01:39 PM
When I was a kid, we called those "shoulders".

That doesn't look like shoulders or upper back in that pic. :confused:
IB4OU2
1/12/2006, 01:43 PM
Back on subject...........Aggyish
fadada1
1/12/2006, 02:01 PM
upper back = tougher target
Mjcpr
1/12/2006, 02:02 PM
upper back = tougher target

You must be really old.

:D
salth2o
1/12/2006, 02:02 PM
"D squared" = a dumb a$$ X a dumb a$$
Stanley1
1/12/2006, 02:04 PM
Which one of your moron's Stanley'd up the TPS reports?




Its nothing for me to drive to Tulsa to kill a man, you know that, right? :texan:
Mjcpr
1/12/2006, 02:07 PM
Its nothing for me to drive to Tulsa to kill a man, you know that, right? :texan:

I didn't mean it.
FirstandGoal
1/12/2006, 02:09 PM
1 can short of a six-pack is one of my personal favorites
Stanley1
1/12/2006, 02:12 PM
I just like "dumb as f***".
homerSimpsonsBrain
1/12/2006, 02:13 PM
Sharp as a bowling ball....
Ike
1/12/2006, 02:16 PM
one neuron short of a synapse
fadada1
1/12/2006, 02:21 PM
You must be really old.

:D
distance - no problem. accuracy - no problem. distance AND accuracy - more of a challange.... and one i'm willing to take.
C&CDean
1/12/2006, 02:22 PM
"Stupid as somebody who'd tattoo their back."
skycat
1/12/2006, 02:26 PM
So one night after she had done something clever, my wife says something like, "See, I'm sharp as a tick!" Which didn't convey the meaning she had originally intended, but did give me a new catch phrase.
Ike
1/12/2006, 02:28 PM
sharp as cotton candy.
FirstandGoal
1/12/2006, 02:35 PM
Not the brightest lightbulb in the box
OhU1
1/12/2006, 02:38 PM
I like "stuck on stupid"
OUthunder
1/12/2006, 02:39 PM
moronic
handcrafted
1/12/2006, 02:49 PM
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer

IQ lower than a bag of hammers
GDC
1/12/2006, 02:58 PM
pinche guey or pinche cabron
Tiptonsooner
1/12/2006, 05:49 PM
sharp as the edge of town