What celebrity does your spouse/SO most closely resemble?

[handcrafted]

My wife is hawt in a Sandra Bullock kind of way, except prettier and with hooters. :D

Edit: my wife saw this and said that the term "hooters" was sleazy, and that I should use the term "boobies" instead. :D

[Widescreen]

Susan Lucci except younger.

[1stTimeCaller]

Chewbaca

[FirstandGoal]

Everybody used to tell my ex-husband that he looked like Bernie Kozar (sp)

[Widescreen]

Everybody used to tell my ex-husband that he looked like Bernie Kozar (sp)
Hence the divorce?

[FirstandGoal]

Hence the divorce?


:D
Actually, that was the least of his problems....

[handcrafted]

:D
Actually, that was the least of his problems....

Don't y'all be jackin' my thread, aight. :D

[FirstandGoal]

Don't y'all be jackin' my thread, aight. :D


:D
This is why the SO is so much fun

[Viking Kitten]

A non-Latino Andy Garcia.

[Mjcpr]

It's been said Mrs Mj looked like Jo from Facts of Life in her younger days.

(Let the Joe jokes commence now)

[Oldnslo]

Julia Roberts

I don't think so, but it's been said a time or two.

[Viking Kitten]

It's been said Mrs Mj looked like Jo from Facts of Life in her younger days.

(Let the Joe jokes commence now)

At least you didn't say Natalie.

[handcrafted]

It's been said Mrs Mj looked like Jo from Facts of Life in her younger days.

(Let the Joe jokes commence now)

Oh, Nancy McKeon. Now *she's* low maintenance.

[skycat]

I've been there when people have mistaken my wife (briefly) for Reese Witherspoon.

[C&CDean]

You buncha lyin' ****in' hillbillies. Your old ladies look like a cross between Roseanne Barr and Aunt Jemima's ***. Quit your fibbin'.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Elanor Roosevelt

[C&CDean]

Elanor Roosevelt

Finally, one honest poster.

[TopDawg]

You buncha lyin' ****in' hillbillies. Your old ladies look like a cross between Roseanne Barr and Aunt Jemima's ***. Quit your fibbin'.

Yeah...if ever a thread called for pictures, this is the one.

[Widescreen]

Your old ladies look like a cross between Roseanne Barr and Aunt Jemima's ***. Quit your fibbin'.
That sounds kinda HAWT.


A non-Latino Andy Garcia.
So Czar looks like an Asian or Indian Andy Garcia? :confused:

[handcrafted]

Dean's just mad because the celebrity *he* most resembles is Marge Schott.

:D

[IB4OU2]

My wife looks kinda like Reba Mckintire(SP?) but alot better and she has naturally curly hair and hates country music.

[IB4OU2]

Dean's just mad because the celebrity *he* most resembles is Marge Schott.

:D

Yea, but his wife is hawt.....

[C&CDean]

True dat.

[Beef]

Yeah...if ever a thread called for pictures, this is the one.
Mr. Hand. Y'all would hit it.

http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/9749/hand3kv.png (http://imageshack.us)

[FirstandGoal]

Finally, one honest poster.

Hey! my Bernie Kozar answer was honest...otherwise I woulda said Brad Pitt.

[Czar Soonerov]

Somebody told me I look like Garth Brooks the other night. I was insulted. ;)

[Czar Soonerov]

Oh, and VK looks like Madeline Kahn.

[Widescreen]

Somebody told me I look like Garth Brooks the other night. I was insulted. ;)
I'm not seeing it. More like Plankton.

[GottaHavePride]

Oh, and VK looks like Madeline Kahn.

but like a foot taller.

[mdklatt]

You buncha lyin' ****in' hillbillies. Your old ladies look like a cross between Roseanne Barr and Aunt Jemima's ***. Quit your fibbin'.

Really fat or not so fat Roseanne? :texan:

[Viking Kitten]

Oh, and VK looks like Madeline Kahn.

I thought you told me I looked like that one chick in that porn. :confused:

[SoonerInKCMO]

Oh, and VK looks like Madeline Kahn.

Czar is so lucky.

http://www.triviatribute.com/images4/madelinekahn4.jpg

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

My SO looks like Andy Dick

[Czar Soonerov]

I thought you told me I looked like that one chick in that porn. :confused:

That wasn't you?!?!:eek:

[sanantoniosooner]

My SO looks like Andy Dick
You could have a chocolate statue made of him.

[mdklatt]

My SO looks like Andy Dick

He's like, gay, right? (Andy Dick, not your SO.)

[proud gonzo]

i have no idea who Iggy looks like....except his twin brother. :rolleyes:

[Jimminy Crimson]

i have no idea who Iggy looks like....except his twin brother. :rolleyes:

Think you've ever bumped uglies with the twin? ;)

It has to be asked!

[GottaHavePride]

I'M NOT LISTENING!!!!! LALALALALALALAALALALALALALAALALALAA!

[sanantoniosooner]

http://www.thereel.net/str/231936/thumb/0608000/608741.jpg

[proud gonzo]

Think you've ever bumped uglies with the twin? ;)

It has to be asked!
no. but his twin did call me on the phone once to see if he could pretend he was Iggy. it didn't work past "Hi, how's it going, sweetie?" :rolleyes:

[Cam]

Meg Ryan is what my wife usually hears.

[GDC]

That depends on how much cash I have on me.

[soonerbrat]

My wife looks kinda like Reba Mckintire(SP?) but alot better and she has naturally curly hair and hates country music.



does she have lips?
that would be a bonus.

[oumartin]

I'm quite sure my spouse reminds me of no one.

[oumartin]

oh wait..
Rosanna Barr or kathy Bates

[Bama/OU]

Most people compare my wife with Kelly Clarkson, although I really don't see that:


My wife:

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/4149/teresas0kk.jpg


Kelly Clarkson:

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/3673/kellyclarkson1ad.jpg

[GottaHavePride]

I don't know, change the hair and give you're wife a nose stud and they might pass as sisters.

[OUstudent4life]

Gillian Anderson.

She went as Scully one year for Halloween, and people totally freaked.

[OUthunder]

Cheryl Ladd when she was younger.

[Kimberlyz4OU]

I've had people tell me he looks like Patrick Swayze (I really don't see it though) :)

[sanantoniosooner]

she's a mean one......mrs grinch.........

[Al Gore]

......a cheap whore.......

[Kels]

There was a movie that came out years ago called "Cannery Row." My wife is a dead ringer for Debra Winger in that film.

[Widescreen]

......a cheap whore.......
http://www.foxnews.com/images/184398/4_26_112205_teacher_sex4.jpg

[Jimminy Crimson]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/184398/4_26_112205_teacher_sex4.jpg

Yeah, but shes my cheap whore! :mad: ;)

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Click Here (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/tryFaceRecognition.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN) to use a face recognition program to figure it out.

I tried it earlier but the picture wasn't a very good one of me. I'll do it again later today.

[Sooner in Tampa]

The Mrs. looks a lot like Meg Ryan in "When Harry Met Sally"...the curly blonde hair and all.

[LoyalFan]

My wife...hates country music.

My kinda lady!

[LoyalFan]

My SO looks like Andy Dick


Andy's WHAT???

[OU4LIFE]

Chewbaca


I don't even know who you are anymore. You're sleeping on the couch tonight.

[LoyalFan]

The Mrs. looks a lot like Meg Ryan in "When Harry Met Sally"...the curly blonde hair and all.

Is she as much fun in restaurants?

[LoyalFan]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/184398/4_26_112205_teacher_sex4.jpg

And you'd send THAT to prison? Did I mention I have an extra "cell" in my condo? For rent...cheap!

[Sooner in Tampa]

Is she as much fun in restaurants?HEH...don't I wish :P

[IB4OU2]

does she have lips?
that would be a bonus.

Yep, that's one of the alot better parts...........

[Harry Beanbag]

Click Here (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/tryFaceRecognition.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN) to use a face recognition program to figure it out.

I tried it earlier but the picture wasn't a very good one of me. I'll do it again later today.


I just did this and it came up with three celebrities for her: Madonna, Hillary Duff, and Clint Eastwood. WTF? :confused:

[soonerbrat]

My ex husband looks a lot like the burger king king...he's got a big whopper of a head.

[Mjcpr]

My ex husband looks a lot like the burger king king...he's got a big whopper of a head.

And you let him get away?

[soonerbrat]

And you let him get away?



yes...silly me.

[frankensooner]

My old lady looks like Smurfette, but not with blue skin and blonde hair. Nah, I take that back, more like Betty Rubble.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

My pic turned up a 60% match for Greta Garbo and 41% for Elisha Cuthbert.

IronSooner is 61% Colin Farrell

[soonerbrat]

My pic turned up a 60% match for Greta Garbo and 41% for Elisha Cuthbert.

IronSooner is 61% Colin Farrell


how the hell does the thing work?
i upload a picture and then NOTHING

[Stanley1]

how the hell does the thing work?
i upload a picture and then NOTHING

You sure do ask alot of questions. :rolleyes: :D

[soonerbrat]

You sure do ask alot of questions. :rolleyes: :D



is there something wrong with asking questions?

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

how the hell does the thing work?
i upload a picture and then NOTHINGcheck your email. I'll send you my password.

[soonerbrat]

is there something wrong with asking questions?

did that sound like i was irritated?



wasn't supposed to.

can you forgive me?

[Stanley1]

did that sound like i was irritated?



wasn't supposed to.

can you forgive me?

Yes it did.

Sure it wasn't.

I suppose.

:D

[soonerbrat]

Yes it did.

Sure it wasn't.

I suppose.

:D



i didn't offend you did i?

[Stanley1]

i didn't offend you did i?

Your face is offensive.:eek:

[soonerbrat]

do you really think so?

is there a crying smiley?

[Mjcpr]

do you really think so?

is there a crying smiley?

Use the Stanley one; it has running eyeliner and everything.

[Stanley1]

do you really think so?

is there a crying smiley?

No, I don't think so. And yes, I've seen a crying smiley, somewhere.

You done wit da questions?

[Stanley1]

Use the Stanley one; it has running eyeliner and everything.

I DON'T WEAR EYELINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IB4OU2]

http://www.flakmag.com/film/tammy.html

[soonerbrat]

No, I don't think so. And yes, I've seen a crying smiley, somewhere.

You done wit da questions?


do you really think i'll ever be done with questions? i'm a naturally curious person. I'm a scientist. It's my job to ask questions :D

[fadada1]

a chick i had a thing for looks like kate beckinsale.

wait, that WAS kate beckinsale... my bad.

[Mjcpr]

a chick i had a thing for looks like kate beckinsale.

wait, that WAS kate beckinsale... my bad.

Shouldn't you be playing golf today?

[Stanley1]

I've gotten that I look like Josh Hartnett before.

[Stanley1]

Shouldn't you be playing golf today?

Shouldn't you be shutting the hell up today?

[Mjcpr]

Shouldn't you be shutting the hell up today?

Shouldn't you be sucking it today?

It's supposed to be in the 60's in PA so pipe down, squeak.

[Stanley1]

Shouldn't you be sucking it today?

It's supposed to be in the 60's in PA so pipe down, squeak.

Don't call me Squeak.

[Mjcpr]

Don't call me Squeak.

I didn't even capitalize it, so it's even more degrading. Take that!

[JohnnyMack]

Patwned!!!!1

[Stanley1]

I didn't even capitalize it, so it's even more degrading. Take that!

You really know how to kick a man when he is down.

[Beef]

This thread needs to be merged with Stan's "The SO sucks Today" thread.

[Veritas]

Criminy, that stupid site says I look like the following:
Sean Astin (60%) (except I'm 6'4" 230ish)
Kirsten Dunst (56%) (except my rack isnt' nearly as nice)
Ewan McGregor (56%) (except that...well...it's still not even close)
Mark Webber (56%) (wtf is that? although i'd happily do his job)
Katie Holmes (51%) (I would never sleep with Tom Cruise)
Chuck Palahniuk (50%) (hey, I like fight club, does that mean I LOOK like the author?)
Anna Kournikova (45%) (ok, I want to look AT her, no look LIKE her)

I used this pic...
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/5830/chris6ai.jpg

[1stTimeCaller]

Click Here (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/tryFaceRecognition.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN) to use a face recognition program to figure it out.

I tried it earlier but the picture wasn't a very good one of me. I'll do it again later today.

I don't like that thing :(
Two different pictures and it gave me 69% Rita Hayworth and 67% Ayrton Senna for one picture and then 48% Pervez Musharraf and 44% Grace Kelly for another.

[IB4OU2]

Oh, and VK looks like Madeline Kahn.

Your'e Lucky! I love beautiful, curly haired, intellegent women with a sense of humor too..........

[soonerbrat]

I don't like that thing :(
Two different pictures and it gave me 69% Rita Hayworth and 67% Ayrton Senna for one picture and then 48% Pervez Musharraf and 44% Grace Kelly for another.


at least you got it to work

when i try it, it does NOTHING

[OU4LIFE]

Criminy, that stupid site says I look like the following:
Sean Astin (60%) (except I'm 6'4" 230ish)
Kirsten Dunst (56%) (except my rack isnt' nearly as nice)
Ewan McGregor (56%) (except that...well...it's still not even close)
Mark Webber (56%) (wtf is that? although i'd happily do his job)
Katie Holmes (51%) (I would never sleep with Tom Cruise)
Chuck Palahniuk (50%) (hey, I like fight club, does that mean I LOOK like the author?)
Anna Kournikova (45%) (ok, I want to look AT her, no look LIKE her)

I used this pic...
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/5830/chris6ai.jpg


JESUS CHRIST DUDE!!!!! How about a warning before you throw out a picture like that.....good lord.

spoiler tags or something...

:D

[RacerX]

but like a foot taller.
2 feet.

[soonerbrat]

Criminy, that stupid site says I look like the following:
Sean Astin (60%) (except I'm 6'4" 230ish)
Kirsten Dunst (56%) (except my rack isnt' nearly as nice)
Ewan McGregor (56%) (except that...well...it's still not even close)
Mark Webber (56%) (wtf is that? although i'd happily do his job)
Katie Holmes (51%) (I would never sleep with Tom Cruise)
Chuck Palahniuk (50%) (hey, I like fight club, does that mean I LOOK like the author?)
Anna Kournikova (45%) (ok, I want to look AT her, no look LIKE her)

I used this pic...
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/5830/chris6ai.jpg



kirsten dunst doesn't even HAVE a rack

[sanantoniosooner]

kirsten dunst doesn't even HAVE a rack
she had some outstanding warrants in that first Spiderman flick.

[soonerbrat]

i could never get that face recognition thing to work, but SBSB did it for me......here's the pic I used:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/soonerbrat/criscarsmall.jpg

it said i look like Christina Ricci, Hilary Swank (gag) Kim Basinger, Shania Twain, Monica Lewinsky (WTF?), Pnina Rosenblum (who?), Isabella Rosellini, Julianne Moore, Scarlett Johannsen (that's what i'm talkin about) and Kate Winslet...

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=9eec6c34i8v1yh02&server=Server4&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005

[william_brasky]

one of them

http://www.mavericktimes.com/toonces2.jpg

[critical_phil]

billy bob thornton. 67%


george w. bush. 58%



wow. my self confidence has never been higher.......

[handcrafted]

bump

[saucysoonergal]

Back to the original question...Fred Mertz.

[Mjcpr]

My MIL says I look like Sal Mineo.

:confused:

[GottaHavePride]

56% Olusegun Obasanjo - The President of freaking Nigeria.
54% Georges Bizet - a composer. Cool.
52% Dudi Balsar - a model and handball player. Can you say gay?
51% John Hume - an Irishman AND Nobel Prize-winner. Good.
44% Francois Truffaut - best known in the US as the French scientist in Close Encouters of the Third Kind
42% Kevin Costner
42% Pervez Musharraf - the president of freaking Pakistan.
41% Jon Voight - sweet! just one incestuous relationship from Angelina Jolie!
41% Peter Jackson - I'm cool with that.

Oh, and I used the pic from the tailgate of me with the SBiB nametag bri stuck on me. ;)

[Viking Kitten]

Ahhhh Yeaaah. I just put Czar's pic in and it told me he is a 66 percent match for DAVID BECKHAM.

[Marv Albert] YESSS! [/Marv Albert]

[saucysoonergal]

You are so posh! ;)

[GottaHavePride]

i could never get that face recognition thing to work, but SBSB did it for me......here's the pic I used:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/soonerbrat/criscarsmall.jpg

it said i look like Christina Ricci, Hilary Swank (gag) Kim Basinger, Shania Twain, Monica Lewinsky (WTF?), Pnina Rosenblum (who?), Isabella Rosellini, Julianne Moore, Scarlett Johannsen (that's what i'm talkin about) and Kate Winslet...

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=9eec6c34i8v1yh02&server=Server4&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005


Oh, and I meant to say: I can see the Kim Basinger, but I don't know where the hell it got Christina Ricci.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Heh. I put in a fark of SmellsofBourbon
http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=f3078c34afs92308&server=Server12&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005

[GottaHavePride]

56% Olusegun Obasanjo - The President of freaking Nigeria.
Seriously this is too funny.

http://isa-africa.com/english/nepad/2005/Obasanjo.jpg

I admit, he has glasses the same shape as mine.

[ChickSoonerFan]

uuuummmm...how long should that Celebrity Recognition thing take...I can't get it to work. :confused:


Could it be my anti-virus program? Maybe I just don't look like anyone.

[Mjcpr]

uuuummmm...how long should that Celebrity Recognition thing take...I can't get it to work. :confused:


Could it be my anti-virus program? Maybe I just don't look like anyone.

I had problems too.

Then it told me I looked like Lawrence Fishburne. :confused:

[GottaHavePride]

It can't decide if PG looks like Britney Spears or Lee Harvey Oswald.

[Mjcpr]

It can't decide if PG looks like Britney Spears or Lee Harvey Oswald.

Man, that thing is good.

:D

[ChickSoonerFan]

I had problems too.

Then it told me I looked like Lawrence Fishburne. :confused:


:eek:

Maybe I don't want to know who I look like after all!

Or maybe I will try a different pic...I am too curious..can't stand it.

[SoonerInKCMO]

I tried two different pictures - one with the glasses and one without.

Without the glasses:
Albert Einstein - 60%
Arvo Part - 60% (Music producer from Estonia)
Billy Bob Thornton - 55%
Placido Domingo - 53%
Laurence Olivier - 50%
Seamus Heaney - 49% (Nobel Prize winning poet)
Ernest Rutherford - 49% (Nuclear physicist)
Bela Bartok - 49% (Classical composer)
Leon Foucault - 45% (Physicist - invented the gyroscope and discovered eddy currents)

With the glasses:
Alan Shearer - 60% (Newcastle United footballer)
Peter Ustinov - 53%
Anton Rubinstein - 50% (Greatest pianist EVAR!)
Roger Moore - 49%
Charles Bronson - 47%
Gnassingbe Eyadema - 45% (Late president of Togo)
Pope John Paul II - 44%
Max Planck - 44% (Nobel prize winning physicist)
Jorge Luis Borges - 43% (Argentine poet, essayist, and short-story writer)


I gots some distinguished ****ers on my lists. :texan:

[ChickSoonerFan]

I can't get the dang thing to work!

Where is Brat or SBSB..they would do it for me.

[Mjcpr]

I can't get the dang thing to work!

Where is Brat or SBSB..they would do it for me.

I'll do it, send me your pic.

Oh....it says it has to be topless too. I don't make the rules.

[ChickSoonerFan]

I'll do it, send me your pic.

Oh....it says it has to be topless too. I don't make the rules.

If you say so

sent

:rolleyes:

[SoonerInKCMO]

MJ doesn't know how to use that site. Send it to me too.

[Mjcpr]

MJ doesn't know how to use that site. Send it to me too.

I'll get it to you as soon as I get it.....I think it's on the way!

[proud gonzo]

This just in: DALLASBABE's RESULTS!!! (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=fa0d8c341fddp402&server=Server4&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005)

:D :D :D :D :D

[ChickSoonerFan]

MJ doesn't know how to use that site. Send it to me too.

oh sure...because you can be trusted...I see. ;)

[ChickSoonerFan]

This just in: DALLASBABE's RESULTS!!! (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=fa0d8c341fddp402&server=Server4&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005)

:D :D :D :D :D

I can't see it!

I really think it is my anti-virus program...it has the little shield thingy at the bottom of the screen. :(

[SoonerInKCMO]

This just in: DALLASBABE's RESULTS!!! (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=fa0d8c341fddp402&server=Server4&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005)

:D :D :D :D :D

Aishwariya Rai.


:swoon:

[proud gonzo]

First picture (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=b3cc8c342yh3aa02&server=Server4&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005)

Bette Davis 52%
Jean-Luc Godard 46% french new wave filmmaker
Uma Thurman 45% (I can live with that :D )
Kate Winslet 44% (ditto)
Jodie Foster 43% (what, is this thing just listing my favorite actresses? :confused: )
Grace Kelly 42%
Preity Zinta (http://www.funmunch.com/celebrities/actresses/preity_zinta/enlarge/preity_zinta_10.jpg) 42% Indian bollywood actress
Rod Stewart 41% (I guess the luck had to end somewhere :rolleyes: )
Meryl Streep 41% (maybe that cancels out rod stewart)
Cate Blanchett 39%

[GottaHavePride]

Yeah, post the one that said you look like Beyonce.

Dolemite will asplode.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Yeah, post the one that said you look like Beyonce.


Sounds like a hell of an idea. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y52/ToddG/39.gif

[Mjcpr]

pg has very straight teef.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Her neck's crooked though - like SSA. :(

[proud gonzo]

Second Picture (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=05bc8c349yqm8k02&server=Server4&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005)

Halle Berry 66%
Beyonce 63% (damn, i guess i really AM a beyonce...)
Penelope Cruz 62%
Yael Bar Zohar 58% (Israeli model, actress, and sex symbol)
Ginger Rogers 57%
Liam Neeson 56% (okay, so he's a dude... but at least he's attractive)
Liza Minnelli 55%
Aishwariya Rai 53%
Alyson Hannigan 51%
Gro Harlem Brundtland 49% (norwegian politician and physician)

[proud gonzo]

Her neck's crooked though - like SSA. :(
shut up, I look like famous hot chicks. :P

[ChickSoonerFan]

:(

I wanna see PG's results...

not that anyone cares...but it says I have to install Macromedia Flash somethinerother and then my Norton thingy says no...dang.

[GottaHavePride]

That pic of Liza Minnelli looks like she had an accident while running through a forest of ugly trees.

[GottaHavePride]

Wait, your computer says no to flashing? I'd want a refund.

[Viking Kitten]

Naomi Watts 63%
Catherine Deneuve 61%
Brigitte Bardot 59%
Scarlett Johannsen 57%
Britney Spears 57%
Anna Kournikova 57%
Elvis Presley 56%
Halle Berry 49%

Aretha Franklin 56%... FU FACE RECOGNTION SOFTWARE!!!1

[SoonerInKCMO]

shut up, I look like famous hot chicks. :P

I'd agree with you but GHP is looking. :)

[GottaHavePride]

Naomi Watts 63%
Catherine Deneuve 61%
Brigitte Bardot 59%
Scarlett Johannsen 57%
Britney Spears 57%
Anna Kournikova 57%
Elvis Presley 56%
Halle Berry 49%

Aretha Franklin 56%... FU FACE RECOGNTION SOFTWARE!!!1
Naomi Watts? how YOU doin'?

Oh, go ahead, KCMO - I'm distracted. ;)

[proud gonzo]

OOH!! I wanna see Czar and GHP have a slap fight!

[GottaHavePride]

Rumor has it PG's stealh camera may be bringing BSG into this thread...

[Mjcpr]

OOH!! I wanna see Czar and GHP have a slap fight!

Oh, please. Czar is out farking God knows who.

[proud gonzo]

Rumor has it PG's stealh camera may be bringing BSG into this thread...
dang it! I don't have a picture of BSG without big sunglasses on :(

[GottaHavePride]

Oh, please. Czar is out farking God knows who.


Two words.



giggity. giggity.



;)

[SoonerInKCMO]

PG's Third Pic (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=7d988c342j016304&server=Server2&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005)


:D

[Viking Kitten]

BeeEssGee (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=6fb88c34joha7w05&server=Server8&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005)

[Mjcpr]

BeeEssGee (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=6fb88c34joha7w05&server=Server8&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005)

She used to crack me up.

RIP, BSG.

[proud gonzo]

PG's Third Pic (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=7d988c342j016304&server=Server2&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005)


:D

that doesn't cancel out all of the hot chicks, you fathead. :P

[SoonerInKCMO]

My favorite was Kim Jong :)

[GottaHavePride]

Since BSG's top match was Ninet Tayeb, I tried to look her up to find out who she was. One of the first links is from - let me get this right - Jewlicious.com, your One-Stop Israeli Hot Babe Site!

[Mjcpr]

Since BSG's top match was Ninet Tayeb, I tried to look her up to find out who she was. One of the first links is from - let me get this right - Jewlicious.com, your One-Stop Israeli Hot Babe Site!

I wish BSG was my moyil.


:mack:

[proud gonzo]

I am so angry my picture of Pat won't work in that face recognition thing.

[GottaHavePride]

Well, he's all squinting and looking at hairy's butt.

[Mjcpr]

I am so angry my picture of Pat won't work in that face recognition thing.
Me too.

[proud gonzo]

got a digital camera, pat? :D

it has to be topless, did we mention that?

[proud gonzo]

oh, and boom goes the dolemite!! (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=256e8c34juqu4d02&server=Server4&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005) :D

[GottaHavePride]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v671/TheAdamCK/omfgyay.jpg

[proud gonzo]

wow, Howzit (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=5b6e8c34yv6bap02&server=Server4&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005) looks like Tommy Lee Jones, Johnny Depp, and Rock Hudson. He must be hawt.

[Mjcpr]

wow, Howzit (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=5b6e8c34yv6bap02&server=Server4&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005) looks like Tommy Lee Jones, Johnny Depp, and Rock Hudson. He must be hawt.

Dear God,

Thank you for the poor picture quality on the golf course.

Amen,

Mjcpr

[proud gonzo]

actually, the only reason I couldn't use it was because it's a profile shot. :D

[Mjcpr]

actually, the only reason I couldn't use it was because it's a profile shot. :D

That wasn't my good side.

:O

[proud gonzo]

yeah, that's just because you were busy examining Hairy's good side

[Mjcpr]

Moooon Riiiiverrrrrr.....

[proud gonzo]

and I must say, i'm incredibly disappointed this thread fell to the second page. i mean, there's some comic genius in here!

[Howzit]

pg (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=90579c34z096zk07&server=Server11&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005) looks like Antonin Artaud (?), Augusto Pinchet, Axl Rose, and Bruce Lee.

Among others.

[soonerbrat]

I can't get the dang thing to work!

Where is Brat or SBSB..they would do it for me.


BRAT was on her way back from the hornets game in Norman at 10:25 last night...or maybe playing x-box by that time, actually. besides, i could never get it to work

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/tv2/programmes/lost/somerhauder_d.jpg

IronSooner looks ALOT like this guy: Ian Somerhelder, who was Boone on Lost. We'll see if he lets me post his pic later.

[dolemitesooner]

Second Picture (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=05bc8c349yqm8k02&server=Server4&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005)

Halle Berry 66%
Beyonce 63% (damn, i guess i really AM a beyonce...)
Penelope Cruz 62%
Yael Bar Zohar 58% (Israeli model, actress, and sex symbol)
Ginger Rogers 57%
Liam Neeson 56% (okay, so he's a dude... but at least he's attractive)
Liza Minnelli 55%
Aishwariya Rai 53%
Alyson Hannigan 51%
Gro Harlem Brundtland 49% (norwegian politician and physician)+
Dman girl your my kind of beoncye

[dolemitesooner]

ANY GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE HALLEY BERRY IS A FREIND OF MINE

[Viking Kitten]

I aM DoLEMitEs FrEinD (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=bf689c34iwe3g903&server=Server3&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005)

[Mjcpr]

I aM DoLEMitEs FrEinD (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=bf689c34iwe3g903&server=Server3&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005)
Is it hoot in here?








;)

[Mjcpr]

I aM DoLEMitEs FrEinD (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=bf689c34iwe3g903&server=Server3&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005)

What are you people, on dope?


Name that move....this is easy, folks.

[Bama/OU]

What are you people, on dope?


Name that move....this is easy, folks.


Fast Times?

[Mjcpr]

That's the one. You win 'spek.

[Bama/OU]

That's the one. You win 'spek.


Thank you very much.

:D



http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/7092/alohamrhand3eo.jpg

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=af0c9c34jk9uj406&server=Server4&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005

I think it's funny that Nick Lachey doesn't even look like Nick Lachey

[GottaHavePride]

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=af0c9c34jk9uj406&server=Server4&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005

I think it's funny that Nick Lachey doesn't even look like Nick Lachey

That site only compares pictures to faces of celebrities. There's a reason he's not in their database.

[ChickSoonerFan]

That site only compares pictures to faces of celebrities. There's a reason he's not in their database.


so did he qualify for celebrity status prior to his break up with Jessica?

[GottaHavePride]

Not in my opinion. No-talent assclown, maybe.

[Howzit]

I'm pretty firmly in the no-resemblance-to-Anna Kournikova-corner in regards to Nick.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

That's my face on Jessica's body. Heh.

[proud gonzo]

that's okay, brad pitt only looks 66% like brad pitt
http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=879c9c34lyj4xm08&server=Server3&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005

[GottaHavePride]

And 61% like William Shatner, apparently. Awesome.

[ChickSoonerFan]

Enough already!

This is torture not being able to access your links and play along.

Well...torture may be a little extreme but I do feel left out. :(

[GottaHavePride]

Try opening them in IE. The site is suckily coded and Firefox doesn't like it.

[crimsonrose]

Celina Jaitley- 71%
Priyanka Chopra- 71%
Angelina Jolie- 70%
Halle Berry- 70%
Audrey Tautou- 69%
Aaliyah- 69%
Kirsten Dunst- 67%
Greta Garbo- 66%
Shakira- 65%

[GottaHavePride]

Celina Jaitley- 71%
Priyanka Chopra- 71%
Angelina Jolie- 70%
Halle Berry- 70%
Audrey Tautou- 69%
Aaliyah- 69%
Kirsten Dunst- 67%
Greta Garbo- 66%
Shakira- 65%

OK, with that many hotties on your list, we're gonna need a link. ;)

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I put a picture in of Chick and Stanley from her Myspace.

Chick:
Alyson Hannigan 66
Jennifer Aniston 64
Liv Tyler 61
Olivia Newton John 57
Britney Spears Federline 56
Vivien Leigh 55

Stanley:
Babe Ruth 52
Kurt Cobain 49
Colin Farrell 47
Emma Watson (heh) 45

[crimsonrose]

OK, with that many hotties on your list, we're gonna need a link. ;)


lol....maybe one day ill post a link...lol

[crimsonrose]

OK, with that many hotties on your list, we're gonna need a link. ;)


ok...Melo talked me into posting a link

here it is

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=76ad9c34ygpkdb03&server=Server6&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005

[Mjcpr]

ok...Melo talked me into posting a link

here it is

Is it hoot in here?


Is there an echo?

[ChickSoonerFan]

I put a picture in of Chick and Stanley from her Myspace.

Chick:
Alyson Hannigan 66
Jennifer Aniston 64
Liv Tyler 61
Olivia Newton John 57
Britney Spears Federline 56
Vivien Leigh 55

Stanley:
Babe Ruth 52
Kurt Cobain 49
Colin Farrell 47
Emma Watson (heh) 45

Thank you.

[proud gonzo]

I used a picture of Iggy and his identical twin bro:

Iggy:
Brad Pitt 63%
Alain Prost 48% (french racing driver)
Rupert Murdoch 45%
Luciano Berio 42% (Italian composer)
Arthur Machen 42% (Welsh author)
Charles Bronson 41%
Andy Roddick 40% (tennis player)
Leonardo di Caprio 40%
Ang Lee 38%
Andriy Shevchenko 38% (Ukrainian football player)

Iggy's Twin:
Barack Obama 53% (who, ironically, graduated from the same school Iggy and his bro did)
Peter Jackson 52%
Bing Crosby 50%
Brad Pitt 48%
Andy Roddick 47% (tennis player)
Emma Watson 44%
Sigourney Weaver 41%
Saint Therese of Lisieux 41% (Roman Catholic nun and saint)
Russell Crowe 39%
Kevin Mitnick 38% (infamous computer hacker)

[OklahomaTrombone]

ok...Melo talked me into posting a link

here it is

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=76ad9c34ygpkdb03&server=Server6&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005


That deserves a Yo!

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I used a picture of Iggy and his identical twin bro:

Iggy:
Brad Pitt 63%
Alain Prost 48% (french racing driver)
Rupert Murdoch 45%
Luciano Berio 42% (Italian composer)
Arthur Machen 42% (Welsh author)
Charles Bronson 41%
Andy Roddick 40% (tennis player)
Leonardo di Caprio 40%
Ang Lee 38%
Andriy Shevchenko 38% (Ukrainian football player)

Iggy's Twin:
Barack Obama 53% (who, ironically, graduated from the same school Iggy and his bro did)
Peter Jackson 52%
Bing Crosby 50%
Brad Pitt 48%
Andy Roddick 47% (tennis player)
Emma Watson 44%
Sigourney Weaver 41%
Saint Therese of Lisieux 41% (Roman Catholic nun and saint)
Russell Crowe 39%
Kevin Mitnick 38% (infamous computer hacker)Brad Pitt and Barack Obama are twins?

[Jimminy Crimson]

Brad Pitt and Barack Obama are twins?

brothas from diff'rent mothas

[proud gonzo]

apparently so :eek:

funny though--using several different pictures, it's pretty consistent that Iggy's twin bro is more girly looking than Iggy :D

[GottaHavePride]

ok...Melo talked me into posting a link

here it is

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=76ad9c34ygpkdb03&server=Server6&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005


How you doin'?

;)

[crimsonrose]

How you doin'?

;)

lol...hiya ;)

[Mjcpr]

lol...hiya ;)

Hi. I'm Molly Russell's teat. Oh, sorry, Molly Russell's boob.

[crimsonrose]

Hi. I'm Molly Russell's teat. Oh, sorry, Molly Russell's boob.

lol...thats awesome?

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Pat:
http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=3c73ac342va28802&server=Server2&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Here's mine:
http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=3d83ac348gio1n02&server=Server2&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005

[Mjcpr]

Pat:
http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=3c73ac342va28802&server=Server2&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005

:mad:

My real one produced Lawrence Fishburne. Don't you think we look alike?

[Stanley1]

I put a picture in of Chick and Stanley from her Myspace.

Chick:
Alyson Hannigan 66
Jennifer Aniston 64
Liv Tyler 61
Olivia Newton John 57
Britney Spears Federline 56
Vivien Leigh 55

Stanley:
Babe Ruth 52
Kurt Cobain 49
Colin Farrell 47
Emma Watson (heh) 45

Babe Ruth? Yeah, I got mad baseball skillz like he did. Colin Farrell? Yep, good looks that make the womens swoon. Kurt Cobain, and some chick? Thats f***ed up.

As for Chick, I could make ALOT of comparisons to the womens above listed for her, but she'd get embarrassed, so I won't. ;)

[Mjcpr]

It's long been rumored that the Babe bunted in T-Ball too.

[Stanley1]

It's long been rumored that the Babe bunted in T-Ball too.

Go to bed Pat.

[dolemitesooner]

I aM DoLEMitEs FrEinD (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&temp=bf689c34iwe3g903&server=Server3&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005)
i'D HIT IT.....LOL ;) i WAS TALING ABOUT HALLEY DONT HURT ME CZAR

[SOONER44EVER]

Monica Potter................except way more pregnant. :D
http://www.universofilmes.hpg.ig.com.br/u-fotos/mpotter/monica10.jpg

[ChickSoonerFan]

OMG..I finally got this thing to pull up! I clicked on VK's and I got it.

[ChickSoonerFan]

OK..I know I know..I should let this go but this thing facinates me.

How can I look like:

Mariah Carey 60%
Juianne Moore 57%
Jennifer Aniston 53%
Liv Tyler 53%
Julia Roberts 52%
Romy Schneider (??) 51%
and then and then
JOHN MALKOVICH 51% :eek:
Sophia Loren 49%
Cameron Diaz 49%
Camilla Parker Bowles 47% :eek:
Claudia Cardinale

Seriously?!

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&config=rerun&temp=1b8eac34az45mv06&server=Server6&database=1&startYear=2005&endYear=2005&samples=0

The cool thing is when I put in my oldest daughter..she pulls up some of the same ones.

[Stanley1]

Jennifer Aniston 53%
Liv Tyler 53%
Julia Roberts 52%
Cameron Diaz 49%


Thems the ones that attracted me. :P

Kind of like the one Hollie did of you. Added Brittany Spears, the band chick from American Pie, and Olivia Newton John.

[ChickSoonerFan]

Thems the ones that attracted me. :P

Kind of like the one Hollie did of you. Added Brittany Spears, the band chick from American Pie, and Olivia Newton John.

Glad to know it wasn't the John Malkovich you liked ;)

I am working on Brat's now!

[soonerbrat]

THANKS CHICKIE!!!

Princess Diana 68%
Hilary Swank 67%
Shania Twain 66%
Janica Kostelic ?? 65%
Renee Zellweger 64%
Madonna 63%
Lindsay Lohan 61%
Michelle Pfeiffer 60%
Shakira 60%
Julie Christie 59%

[ChickSoonerFan]

you are welcome you little hottie you. ;)

[Stanley1]

you are welcome you little hottie you. ;)

What am I welcome for?

[soonerbrat]

What am I welcome for?


she was talking to ME!!!!


not that you're not a hottie....:rolleyes:

[OklahomaTrombone]

but he is little.

[Stanley1]

but he is little.

You'd know.

Oh.

Wait. :O

[OklahomaTrombone]

You'd know.

Oh.

Wait. :O


I thought you we were gonna keep it a secret!

Sorry chick...

[ChickSoonerFan]

she was talking to ME!!!!


not that you're not a hottie....:rolleyes:





I thought you we were gonna keep it a secret!

Sorry chick...

To both of you:

Quit flirting with my man.

Back away. Step off.

;)

[soonerbrat]

i wasn't flirting with your man. i was flirting with YOU

[OklahomaTrombone]

To both of you:

Quit flirting with my man.

Back away. Step off.

;)


Oh don't doubt me sista...I was here before you were...and I'll be here after you leave.

*two snaps and an around the world*

[OklahomaTrombone]

i wasn't flirting with your man. i was flirting with YOU


uh......go...on....

[Stanley1]

uh......go...on....

What he said.

[Stanley1]

Oh don't doubt me sista...I was here before you were...and I'll be here after you leave.

*two snaps and an around the world*

We do have history, can't deny that.

[ChickSoonerFan]

uh......go...on....

yeah...in that case...go on :D

but you still called my man a hottie...I won't soon forget that. ;)

[soonerbrat]

there was a definite eye roll after that...didn't see it?

[ChickSoonerFan]

We do have history, can't deny that.

Is there something you need to tell me?

[OklahomaTrombone]

We do have history, can't deny that.


Hold me closer Tony Danza

[Stanley1]

Hold me closer Tony Danza

I think of that night every time I hear that song. :D

[Stanley1]

Is there something you need to tell me?

No?

[ChickSoonerFan]

I think of that night every time I hear that song. :D

me too :O

Wait! :eek: You are not talking to me..are you?!

[Stanley1]

me too :O

Wait! :eek: You are not talking to me..are you?!

I'll tell you the story. You'll laugh. It is funny.

[proud gonzo]

OK..I know I know..I should let this go but this thing facinates me.

How can I look like:

Mariah Carey 60%
Juianne Moore 57%
Jennifer Aniston 53%
Liv Tyler 53%
Julia Roberts 52%
Romy Schneider (??) 51%
and then and then
JOHN MALKOVICH 51% :eek:
Sophia Loren 49%
Cameron Diaz 49%
Camilla Parker Bowles 47% :eek:
Claudia Cardinale

Seriously?!

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/faceRecognitionFlash.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&config=rerun&temp=1b8eac34az45mv06&server=Server6&database=1&startYear=2005&endYear=2005&samples=0

The cool thing is when I put in my oldest daughter..she pulls up some of the same ones.

don't kill me.... but I can see where it got John Malkovich--it's because of his eyebrows.
http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/3920/malkovich3fx.jpg

[Scott D]

this thing is amusing

Omar Sharif 100%...the YOUNGER Omar Sharif.

[ChickSoonerFan]

don't kill me.... but I can see where it got John Malkovich--it's because of his eyebrows.
http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/3920/malkovich3fx.jpg

If you say so. :confused:

[GottaHavePride]

Barry Switzer looks like Hack-Man!

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/face-recognition-results.php?temp=933f8f4496jwpy12&server=Server11&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005

[StoopTroup]

Click Here (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/tryFaceRecognition.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN) to use a face recognition program to figure it out.

I tried it earlier but the picture wasn't a very good one of me. I'll do it again later today.
I used this on a photo of my Wife...

I got...

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/08/annette.benning/movie.jpg

I feel so Warren Beatty now.

[skycat]

I've been there when people have mistaken my wife (briefly) for Reese Witherspoon.

I told you hillbillies my wife looks like Reese Witherspoon. I ran the software on a picture of my wife and that's the one name that came up.

[12]

Jennifer Grey. It's uncanny, really.

She hasn't aged a day since we married. She still looks like Ferris Bueller's sister. I look like Ben Stein on crack.

[skycat]

My closest match is... Gwyneth Paltrow(74%)?!?!!?!!!

I'm alternately freaked out, and then turned on.

I'm mean c'mon, Gwyneth Paltrow and Reese Witherspoon is pretty :hot:.

[skycat]

From Gwyneth it goes...

J.D. Fortune,
Ulrika Jonsson,
Gary Burghoff,
Juan Pablo Montoya,
Martin Scorsese,
Kian Egan,
Gareth Gates,
Kevin Zegers,
and finally James Spader.




I sure hope the NSA is using this technology to track down terrorists.

[MiccoMacey]

Jennifer Grey. It's uncanny, really.

She hasn't aged a day since we married. She still looks like Ferris Bueller's sister. I look like Ben Stein on crack.

1) She's waaaay to pretty for you.

2) I still see you as the tall guy from Seinfeld that Elaine dated once in awhile (Putty, I think).

[12]

I had never been linked to Putty when you mentioned that. Since then, I've heard it four or five times.

I'm still not sure if that is bad or not.

[MiccoMacey]

Not bad. It's a compliment to both Putty and yourself.