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crawfish
1/11/2006, 10:38 AM
I mean, HOTT. I have respect for my son in acing that class, because if it was me as a kid I'd have drowned in my own drool.

That's not what this thread is about, though.

It's about the thank-you note she wrote for the christmas gift my wife made for her. The teacher's last name is Billings, and she signed the note:

"Ms. Bi"

Where the "i" is a double-dotted i with a tail, made to look like a smiley face.

I giggled when I read it. My wife asked me what was so funny, but I didn't tell her.

JohnnyMack
1/11/2006, 10:44 AM
Get the lad a camera phone.

Norm In Norman
1/11/2006, 10:46 AM
She is totally coming on to you and your wife.

critical_phil
1/11/2006, 10:47 AM
AG-nip

IB4OU2
1/11/2006, 10:47 AM
What? No "Weird Science" reference?

Jimminy Crimson
1/11/2006, 10:49 AM
She is totally coming on to you and your wife.

You can only hope! :texan:

oumartin
1/11/2006, 10:56 AM
what is it with science teachers.
My 8th grade science teacher was smokin'
and mini skirts were popular with her..
"she also taught us se* ed"

Jimminy Crimson
1/11/2006, 11:00 AM
what is it with science teachers.
My 8th grade science teacher was smokin'
and mini skirts were popular with her..
"she also taught us se* ed"

what is this se* ed you speak of?

special education?

oumartin
1/11/2006, 11:01 AM
oh, It was special my friend. Trust me.
Puberty education you might say.

mdklatt
1/11/2006, 11:07 AM
Hmmm...my 8th grade science teacher was hot too.

C&CDean
1/11/2006, 11:09 AM
My 8th grade science teacher was Mr. Leo Austin, and he looked like the *** end of a menstruating snapping turtle. ****ers.

critical_phil
1/11/2006, 11:12 AM
speaking of hot science teachers.......

i had a summer school class w/ a girl who is a 7th grade science teacher in OKC public schools.

she might be the most attractive woman i've ever personally met. like scarlett johanssen, only hotter. she was like a human habanero.

i'm tempted to post a photo, but she (and her husband) graduated from OU and chances are someone knows who i'm talking about. it's been a long time since i had a jealous husband after me, and i'm not willing to go through that again.

85Sooner
1/11/2006, 11:12 AM
We had a librarian who was very hot, named Miss Adcock. there were no jokes made about that of course. Saw her 10 years later and she was still hot. Teachers in that day were not like the ones today though. Doubt she had any sexy pics on a motor bike.

Jimminy Crimson
1/11/2006, 11:13 AM
speaking of hot science teachers.......

i had a summer school class w/ a girl who is a 7th grade science teacher in OKC public schools.

she might be the most attractive woman i've ever personally met. like scarlett johanssen, only hotter. she was like a human habanero.

i'm tempted to post a photo, but she (and her husband) graduated from OU and chances are someone knows who i'm talking about. it's been a long time since i had a jealous husband after me, and i'm not willing to go through that again.

two words: sponsors forum! :D

oumartin
1/11/2006, 11:13 AM
c'mon phil. post the darn picture already..

Jimminy Crimson
1/11/2006, 11:14 AM
Doubt she had any sexy pics on a motor bike.

That's what you think! ;)

VeeJay
1/11/2006, 11:14 AM
I
Where the "i" is a double-dotted i with a tail, made to look like a smiley face.



You said tail.

Jimminy Crimson
1/11/2006, 11:33 AM
Sponsors board.

7th grade teacher picture.

Now.

TIA! :D

Stanley1
1/11/2006, 11:45 AM
Or you could just pm it to me, I'll make sure it gets posted in the appropriate spots.

RacerX
1/11/2006, 11:46 AM
Just be glad she isn't your kids English teacher.

Johnny use the word urinate in a sentence.

"On a scale of 1-10 my dad says urinate"

yermom
1/11/2006, 11:47 AM
none of my teachers were ever really crush worthy :mad:

soonerbrat
1/11/2006, 11:48 AM
mine either

*sigh*

crawfish
1/11/2006, 11:49 AM
Or you could just pm it to me, I'll make sure it gets taped up on my bathroom mirror.

Ewwwww. :eek:

oumartin
1/11/2006, 11:50 AM
mine either

yeah, but how many young boys think about you? ;)

Jimminy Crimson
1/11/2006, 11:51 AM
I had quite a few that were hawt.

One that I found out was very bangable, but thats another story. :texan:

mdklatt
1/11/2006, 11:52 AM
none of my teachers were ever really crush worthy :mad:


In addition to my hot junior high science teacher, my fourth-grade music teacher was hot, too. I think she had a crush on me--she picked me to play tambourine during "Little Drummer Boy" in our Christmas pageant because she said I had rhythm.

IB4OU2
1/11/2006, 11:53 AM
What? No "Weird Science" reference?

Allright, I'll do it myself......

Was she this hot?

http://www.kutha.com/weirdscience.html

oumartin
1/11/2006, 11:53 AM
I had a sock named after my 8th grade science teacher! :D

salth2o
1/11/2006, 11:54 AM
My 8th grade science teacher was my Dad.

Jimminy Crimson
1/11/2006, 11:54 AM
My 8th grade science teacher was my Dad.

TMI!!!!!!

Oldnslo
1/11/2006, 11:56 AM
My 8th grade science teacher was my Dad.
I took a class from my Dad in college. But, I've got to tell you:

Dad ain't hot.

BeetDigger
1/11/2006, 12:07 PM
Sex ed in 8th grade is like blowing gasoline onto a raging fire. Puberty on Parade is what the teachers call it.

critical_phil
1/11/2006, 12:15 PM
Sponsors board.

7th grade teacher picture.

Now.

TIA! :D


it's not THAT kind of picture, but i know her photo is on the school's web site.

and i in no way meant to say that i acted with any kind of impropriety w/ mrs. hawt science teacher that would have led me to obtaining motorcycle-style photos. i hold her in the highest regard. but she truly is the hottest woman i've ever met. also it should be noted that the woman is HAWT.

i already made a mistake on this board by calling out someone by name who another poster knew. i felt like a complete idoit after doing so. if mr. science teacher found out about it, he'd probably want to fight. as much as i love a good fight, it isn't as easy when you don't have equal or more motivation as the other guy.


DISCLAIMER:

i'm also not saying that mrs. critical isn't hot, because she is. but in a meg ryan w/ giant juggs, cutesy, kind of way....

Mjcpr
1/11/2006, 12:21 PM
DISCLAIMER:

i'm also not saying that mrs. critical isn't hot, because she is. but in a meg ryan w/ giant juggs, cutesy, kind of way....

Just post that pic then.

critical_phil
1/11/2006, 12:27 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/critical_phil/lori.jpg

Jimminy Crimson
1/11/2006, 12:29 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/critical_phil/lori.jpg

Thats one ugly broad! :eek:

mdklatt
1/11/2006, 12:32 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/critical_phil/lori.jpg

I don't think that's a chick.

oumartin
1/11/2006, 12:35 PM
WTF?

handcrafted
1/11/2006, 12:37 PM
I don't know about science teachers, but Stacy's mom has got it goin' on. :D

salth2o
1/11/2006, 12:38 PM
I took a class from my Dad in college. But, I've got to tell you:

Dad ain't hot.

Agreed!

Widescreen
1/11/2006, 12:59 PM
My 10th grade science teacher was the hottest teacher I ever had. I remember on the 1st day of school that year when she walked in, all the guys kind of looked at each other like "Yeah, baby!" and all the girls just kind of rolled their eyes. It was a lot like the Hot For Teacher video but with less table dancing.

fadada1
1/11/2006, 01:07 PM
11th grade chemistry teacher. just out of college - was 23 and SA-MOKE-IN!!!!! just married as well. nothing better to fail a class than throwing a 23 year old hottie to a bunch a 17 year olds.

koo-koo-ka-choo mrs. nitti.

critical_phil
1/11/2006, 01:08 PM
JUST POST A PIC DAMMMMMIT !!!111!!!

royalfan5
1/11/2006, 01:14 PM
My junior high teacher was hot, never wore a bra, and always bent over to pick up our pencils when we dropped them. We later found out she was bi-sexual after her husband left her because he caught her with a woman. She was also a really good science teacher. Unfortunately she was replaced with a succession of overweight middle aged science teachers. Coincedently my interest in science waned.

crawfish
1/11/2006, 01:23 PM
My junior high teacher was hot, never wore a bra, and always bent over to pick up our pencils when we dropped them. We later found out she was bi-sexual after her husband left her because he caught her with a woman. She was also a really good science teacher. Unfortunately she was replaced with a succession of overweight middle aged science teachers. Coincedently my interest in science waned.

Thank goodness SOMEBODY got this thread back on topic. Thanks, rf!!!

royalfan5
1/11/2006, 01:27 PM
Thank goodness SOMEBODY got this thread back on topic. Thanks, rf!!!
not a problem.

oumartin
1/11/2006, 01:30 PM
my 8th grade science teacher was the best i'm tellin ya!

TexasLidig8r
1/11/2006, 01:35 PM
My 6th Grade Teacher was VERY HAWT.. and I have a pic of her right here...

http://extremecatholic.blogspot.com/images/nun-gay-parade.jpg

oumartin
1/11/2006, 01:38 PM
if my wife would ever go to work I'd post a pic of mine..(teacher)

TUSooner
1/11/2006, 01:43 PM
My 8th grade science teacher was Mr. Leo Austin, and he looked like the *** end of a menstruating snapping turtle. ****ers.

I was getting a bit uncomfortable in my pants until I read this post. Thanks, to Dean, I'm fine now.

oumartin
1/11/2006, 02:24 PM
well, you know how someone was really hot when you were younger..
I went back and looked and not so much so now.

I'm bummed

GDC
1/11/2006, 03:57 PM
This is why science teacher conventions RMMFFO.

proud gonzo
1/11/2006, 07:15 PM
i had a hot science teacher in high school, but he's gay.

OUinFLA
1/11/2006, 11:36 PM
all my teachers hit retirement age just about a year or two after I had their class...........if that gives you any indication.
Hawt was not a word ever used in my school system in reference to teachers. Old, on the other hand...........

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
1/11/2006, 11:42 PM
i had a hot science teacher in high school, but he's gay.Oh that guy taught at my HS too. The skater kids always saw him at Angle's. I never believed them until he came in to Pioneer Pies with his boyfriend and I was their hostess.

bigdsooner
1/12/2006, 12:12 AM
my 7th grade homeroom teacher was pretty hot, she was in her mid 40's, always wore tight jeans :) . other than that they were all pretty much not so hot teachers.

critical_phil
1/12/2006, 12:32 AM
i never had any hot teachers in school.

i did have a hAWT piano teacher when i was about 15. i always made sure to grab my books before i stood up after the lessons were over.....

i had a ****-a-licious professor in college one semester - which hardly made up for having to endure all the other hippies and lesbians in the biology department.