Sometimes you are backed into a corner

[sanantoniosooner]

I was visiting my brother a while back to do some work on his place while they were getting moved into their new place. They hadn't unpacked everything so we had a limited number of towel and rags.

So I go to take a shower and I see they've thrown all the rags in the dirty clothes.

After the shower my brother asks how I knew which rag was mine.

Should I have admitted it was the only one with the right color pubic hair on it?

[usmc-sooner]

you could have told him you dismember yourself before you'd use his rag.
:D

[picasso]

did you make a captain's beard with it?

[soonerboomer93]

tell him you noticed a brown stain on one and figured it was his?