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RooseveltRoughRider
1/10/2006, 04:04 PM
Unbelievable..

http://mb25.scout.com/fuscfansfrm19.showMessage?topicID=421.topic
shavedmarmoset
1/10/2006, 04:07 PM
OMG........just.......retarded
The Consumate Showman
1/10/2006, 04:22 PM
I have heard of this, but only in the NFL....some WR did a show on some cable network and he was "revealing" what some guys would do to avoid being tackled, like spraying a Pam-like substance on their shoulder-pads.....VY would've had to grease his whole body, don't you think we would hav seen the shine?????????
Octavian
1/10/2006, 04:25 PM
earthquake aggy
IronSooner
1/10/2006, 04:43 PM
maybe it was sunscreen.
OUGreg723
1/10/2006, 04:46 PM
I thought USC was the ones who greased up! There is photographic evidence!! Someone post the bath house photos!!
Jason White's Third Knee
1/10/2006, 05:03 PM
Anal lube posting in 3...2...1...
Jason White's Third Knee
1/10/2006, 05:05 PM
http://www.net1on1uk.co.uk/modules/shop/images/N0674-anul_lube.jpg.


OK, I'll do it.
crawfish
1/10/2006, 05:11 PM
That's funny. (Some anonymous team who might qualify as the subject of this sentence) doesn't usually lube up their players until after the game.
TheGodfather889
1/10/2006, 05:11 PM
That's stupid.They can't handle the fact that no one on their defense could tackle Vince Young.
oumartin
1/10/2006, 05:13 PM
no c'mon.
who hasn't greased or oiled up their body at least once or twice for a little fun?
OU-HSV
1/10/2006, 06:52 PM
That's funny. (Some anonymous team who might qualify as the subject of this sentence) doesn't usually lube up their players until after the game.
Haha.

I must add that the Condom defense would have to catch the anonymous QB of this anonymous team in order for any possible grease job to be relevant in the first place. They don't lay a hand on him and it doesn't matter if he's greased up or not. But I have heard of Pro players doing this grease thing...oh and I may have seen it on a pron vid before....just sayin!
AustinTXHorn
1/10/2006, 07:35 PM
It doesn't matter if they can't get close enough to touch him.
XingTheRubicon
1/10/2006, 09:03 PM
I called this before the season started.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=43249&highlight=soaked+crisco

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OUWxGuesser
1/10/2006, 09:57 PM
Damn grease... must propel guys away like magnets considering they couldn't come close to touching him at times...
shavedmarmoset
1/10/2006, 11:46 PM
I swear the rubbers defenders just ran right by him. This one linebacker, don't remember name or number, was so afraid VY would run by him that he simply stood in front of him until VY ran the other way.
Luthor
1/11/2006, 09:22 AM
It was NOT grease. However, it was a newly developed compound from the Interstellar Mongo Space Lab Innitiate Consortium (accronym: IM SLIC). Yes, it seems that this space age material combines the qualities of super lubricity, electromagnetic repelling, and a lovely floral scent.


Frick'n retards...
westcoast_sooner
1/11/2006, 10:35 AM
Just goes to show how far off of reality the condom fans are. Must have been smoking the same thing as the guys from ESPN.
Herr Scholz
1/11/2006, 11:02 AM
It wasn't grease, it was Steamin Willie Beamon 'Invisible Juice'. ;)

BTW, I enjoyed the pre-season predictions on Rubicon's linked thread, especially JohnnyMack's. :D MiccoMacey actually had it spot on. The Big 12th Man was living in his Reggie McNeal fantasy land.