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Pieces Hit
1/10/2006, 09:42 AM
http://www.droxy.com/images/2005/08/richard-simmons.jpg

"Go ahead, make my day!"


http://www.speak.com/photos/8842.jpg

"I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got."


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"Snakes. I hate snakes."


http://www.chokeychicken.com/images/richard_simmons.jpg

"Get your stinking paws off of me you damn dirty apes!"


http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/richard-simmons-sirius-satellite-radio.jpg

"I'm Spartacus!"


http://malcontent.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/richardsimmons.jpg

"I'll be back!"
Soonrboy
1/10/2006, 09:46 AM
the fake orgasm scene by meg ryan in when harry met sally

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crawfish
1/10/2006, 09:49 AM
I don't believe for a second he doesn't like snakes.
Pieces Hit
1/10/2006, 09:51 AM
http://photos13.flickr.com/18959898_32a8acf93a_m.jpg

"Say hello to my little friend!"
Pieces Hit
1/10/2006, 10:04 AM
http://www.jamesalanpatterson.com/RichardSimmons3.jpg

"Shane! Come back Shane!"


"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"


"Suck my dick!" (GI Jane)


"I'm your huckleberry."


"You had me at hello."
Norm In Norman
1/10/2006, 10:05 AM
http://www.askjimmycarter.com/images/22904/richard%20simmons.jpg

Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother****er, mother****er! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the **** am I doin' in the back? You're the mother****er should be on brain detail. We're ****in' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this ******'s skull.
crawfish
1/10/2006, 10:06 AM
http://www.theinsanityofitall.com/pix/simmons.jpg

Hasta la Vista, baby
crawfish
1/10/2006, 10:07 AM
http://www.soofi.com/pics/WooPooRichardSimmons2.jpg

Stella!!!!
Norm In Norman
1/10/2006, 10:11 AM
http://www.artybees.co.nz/gallery/idle-idolatry/richard-simmons.jpg

I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.
Pieces Hit
1/10/2006, 10:25 AM
http://www.droxy.com/images/2005/08/richard-simmons.jpg

"Tell him I'm coming and I'm bringing hell with me!"

"Yippe kiy yay mothafukka!"

"Fill your hands you son of a bitch!"
John Kochtoston
1/10/2006, 10:49 AM
"No, Luke. I am your father."
Red October
1/10/2006, 10:56 AM
I don't want FOP, Gawd Dammmmmit, I'm a Dapper Dan Man!

Back in 82', I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile.... Oh I'm Dead Serious...