View Full Version : Great Movie Quotes Ruined by Richard Simmons
Pieces Hit
1/10/2006, 09:42 AM
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"Go ahead, make my day!"
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"I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got."
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"Snakes. I hate snakes."
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"Get your stinking paws off of me you damn dirty apes!"
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"I'm Spartacus!"
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"I'll be back!"
Soonrboy
1/10/2006, 09:46 AM
the fake orgasm scene by meg ryan in when harry met sally
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crawfish
1/10/2006, 09:49 AM
I don't believe for a second he doesn't like snakes.
Pieces Hit
1/10/2006, 09:51 AM
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"Say hello to my little friend!"
Pieces Hit
1/10/2006, 10:04 AM
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"Shane! Come back Shane!"
"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"
"Suck my dick!" (GI Jane)
"I'm your huckleberry."
"You had me at hello."
Norm In Norman
1/10/2006, 10:05 AM
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Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother****er, mother****er! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the **** am I doin' in the back? You're the mother****er should be on brain detail. We're ****in' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this ******'s skull.
crawfish
1/10/2006, 10:06 AM
http://www.theinsanityofitall.com/pix/simmons.jpg
Hasta la Vista, baby
crawfish
1/10/2006, 10:07 AM
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Stella!!!!
Norm In Norman
1/10/2006, 10:11 AM
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I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.
Pieces Hit
1/10/2006, 10:25 AM
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"Tell him I'm coming and I'm bringing hell with me!"
"Yippe kiy yay mothafukka!"
"Fill your hands you son of a bitch!"
John Kochtoston
1/10/2006, 10:49 AM
"No, Luke. I am your father."
Red October
1/10/2006, 10:56 AM
I don't want FOP, Gawd Dammmmmit, I'm a Dapper Dan Man!
Back in 82', I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile.... Oh I'm Dead Serious...
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