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sanantoniosooner
1/9/2006, 08:53 PM
and my wife asked me if I've ever been upset enough with her to consider separating.

I told her that I considered dismemberment, but I'd never leave her in a million years.

It brought tears to her eyes.



edit here=her........unless here was funnier. Then her=here.
SoonerInKCMO
1/9/2006, 08:56 PM
You musta been practicing that line. ;)
william_brasky
1/9/2006, 09:06 PM
and my wife asked me if I've ever been upset enough with her to consider separating.

I told her that I considered dismemberment, but I'd never leave here in a million years.

It brought tears to her eyes.

happy tears or sad tears? j/k.

btw, are these the friends whose home-cooked meals make you feel not-so-good?
blueyedsooner
1/9/2006, 09:14 PM
I heard an interview with Billy Graham's wife one time. They asked her if she had ever thought about Divorce....she said:
Divorce??? NEVER!!!! Murder, YES!!!....but never divorce. :)
tulsaoilerfan
1/10/2006, 12:12 AM
and my wife asked me if I've ever been upset enough with her to consider separating.

I told her that I considered dismemberment, but I'd never leave here in a million years.

It brought tears to her eyes.
You should have had some serious leg thrown at you for that statement. :D
usmc-sooner
1/10/2006, 01:01 AM
and my wife asked me if I've ever been upset enough with her to consider separating.

I told her that I considered dismemberment, but I'd never leave here in a million years.

It brought tears to her eyes.

imagine how many tears she'll cry when you tell her you're gay:D
KC//CRIMSON
1/10/2006, 01:36 AM
imagine how many tears she'll cry when you tell her you're gay:D

and a out of closet horn fan.:mack:
sanantoniosooner
1/10/2006, 07:52 AM
Some of you are lucky she did what she did last night or I'd be negging you.
Okieflyer
1/10/2006, 07:58 AM
and my wife asked me if I've ever been upset enough with her to consider separating.

I told her that I considered dismemberment, but I'd never leave here in a million years.

It brought tears to her eyes.

Great story...



...can I use that? ;)
the_ouskull
1/10/2006, 10:51 AM
Interesting...

the_ouskull
yermom
1/10/2006, 10:55 AM
soo.. back to your friends...

is she hawt?
sanantoniosooner
1/10/2006, 07:18 PM
soo.. back to your friends...

is she hawt?
no.
oumartin
1/10/2006, 07:47 PM
sorry about your friends. but two things have been brought up.
would you rather be gay or a fan of the whorns?
sanantoniosooner
1/10/2006, 08:03 PM
would you rather be gay or a fan of the whorns?
trick question.

Might as well ask if I'd rather be a fiddleback or a brown recluse.
oumartin
1/10/2006, 08:05 PM
u're right. one and the same
usmc-sooner
1/10/2006, 11:28 PM
u're right. one and the same

technically no, usually texas fans are "receiver" once every 36 years they get to be "the non receiver"