View Full Version : Awesome Movie Quotes That Just Aren't the Same without the Original Actor
Viking Kitten
1/9/2006, 05:55 PM
You've got to go down Body.
You crossed the line and people trusted you and they died.
See? It totally loses its punch without Keanu.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
1/9/2006, 05:59 PM
Run the lines through this
http://actor.loquendo.com/actordemo/default.asp?language=en
OUstudent4life
1/9/2006, 06:26 PM
Same movie, two different characters:
I ate his liver...
and...
It puts the lotion on its skin...
It's weird to think that the actor that played Buffalo Bill is the police chief on Monk now.
Czar Soonerov
1/9/2006, 06:56 PM
Here I stand, the goddess of desire / Set men on fire / I have this power. / Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing / Some quick womancing / And then a shower. / Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me / They always hound me, with one wequest. / Who can satisfy their lustful habits? / I'm not a wabbit. / I need some west.
Czar Soonerov
1/9/2006, 06:58 PM
You've got to go down Bohdi.
You crossed the line and people trusted you and they died.
See? It totally loses its punch without Keanu.
fixed
someone isn't getting any "bohdi" tonite ;)
i had no idea what movie she was talking about before you corrected her :D
Viking Kitten
1/9/2006, 07:06 PM
They call him the Bodhisattva. He's a modern savage. A real searcher.
proud gonzo
1/9/2006, 08:10 PM
i have no idea what you're talking about
Oldnslo
1/9/2006, 08:29 PM
I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down: I want rustlers, cutthraots, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, horse wagglers, horse thiefs, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, *** kickers, **** kickers, and Methodists!
Viking Kitten
1/9/2006, 08:36 PM
I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down: I want rustlers, cutthraots, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, horse wagglers, horse thiefs, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, *** kickers, **** kickers, and Methodists!
I disagree. That quote is still awesome even when you just type it.
Oldnslo
1/9/2006, 08:52 PM
I disagree. That quote is still awesome even when you just type it.
Magic fingers, baby! Magic!
"Now go do that voodoo that you do soooo weeeellllllllll"
JohnnyMack
1/9/2006, 08:54 PM
I'm Ron Burgandy. Go **** yourself San Diego.
They call him the Bodhisattva. He's a modern savage. A real searcher.
hehe Lisa planted a Bohdi tree on The Simpsons tonight :D
BoogercountySooner
1/9/2006, 09:31 PM
Go ahead punk make my day!
proud gonzo
1/9/2006, 09:49 PM
Ni
GottaHavePride
1/9/2006, 09:54 PM
Noo.
handcrafted
1/9/2006, 10:12 PM
Same movie, two different characters:
I ate his liver...
and...
It puts the lotion on its skin...
It's weird to think that the actor that played Buffalo Bill is the police chief on Monk now.
That's Brad Dourif, right?
SoonerObsession
1/9/2006, 10:27 PM
Harry! Your alive! And you're a horrible shot!
Would you like to try some of my Spitzengruben?
proud gonzo
1/9/2006, 10:48 PM
That's Brad Dourif, right?
no. he played wormtongue in the lord of the rings.
ted levine plays captain Stottlemeyer/Jame Gumb(buffalo bill)
Czar Soonerov
1/9/2006, 10:55 PM
Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.
Same movie, two different characters:
I ate his liver...
and...
It puts the lotion on its skin...
It's weird to think that the actor that played Buffalo Bill is the police chief on Monk now.
It was fun watching the Manchurian Candidate remake and picking out all the actors from Silence of the Lambs, since Jonathan Demme made both.
http://www.askmen.com/toys/top_10_60/93_top_10_list.html
I still wish Michael Madsden had been in Pulp Fiction instead of Travolta.
handcrafted
1/11/2006, 12:17 PM
I have just about every John Carpenter movie on tape, and he frequently uses the same actors from film to film. It's kind of cool when a director finds an "ensemble" that works so well with his style.
handcrafted
1/13/2006, 09:54 PM
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
:eek:
handcrafted, someone stole your password. You're the religious dude, right?
handcrafted
1/13/2006, 10:02 PM
:eek:
handcrafted, someone stole your password. You're the religious dude, right?
I am one of the Christian dudes, if that's what you mean.
I happen to think that Spinal Tap is the finest comedy parody of heavy metal EVAR. Just making fun of my own musical tastes, if you will. No religious content that I can see, just some humor.
The thread was, what movie quotes aren't the same if the actor was different. I think pretty much anything by David St. Hubbins (aka Michael McKean) fits the category.
:D
MojoRisen
1/13/2006, 10:03 PM
Holy shiaat that was point blank range how did he miss? He didn't
I am one of the Christian dudes, if that's what you mean.
I happen to think that Spinal Tap is the finest comedy parody of heavy metal EVAR. Just making fun of my own musical tastes, if you will. No religious content that I can see, just some humor.
:D
You had me at pink torpedo.
:D
SoonerBorn
1/14/2006, 09:51 AM
http://actor.loquendo.com/actordemo/default.asp?language=en
New favorite toy. May I recommend English (Great Britain)>Kate(female) with this classic:
"You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives."
heh... "saved lihvs"
StoopTroup
1/14/2006, 11:18 AM
I was born a poor black child....
http://www.stevelaplaca.com/jerk.jpg
"Wanna here the most annoying sound in the world?AAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
the_ouskull
1/14/2006, 11:51 AM
Pretty much every Christopher Walken quote out there...
Unless it's him delivering it, it just sounds bad. The worst one is probably the "cowbell" thing from SNL or the watch speech from Pulp Fiction. Nobody else in the world, except maybe Jay Mohr, can do those right...
the_ouskull
bigdsooner
1/14/2006, 12:03 PM
your fingers hurt...oh, well guess what, now your backs gonna hurt cause you just got landscape duty. any elses fingers hurt...i didnt think so.
BillyBall
1/14/2006, 12:16 PM
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
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