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MaroonWhiskeyOnTheRocks
1/9/2006, 01:37 PM
the OSU fans have an open letter to Michael Goodson over on ostate.com pleading him to come back to Stillwater. One of th A&M fans got ahold of it, and doctored it up for them.

It reads...


Dear Michael. Oklahoma State is the place for you. Please don't let it bother you that we play in a small stadium or that no one in our state pays any attention to OSU, except when OU has a bye week.

We have some really cool fans who dress up like every Saturday is Halloween or a Dungeons and Dragons sorcerer convention. Have you met Okie State's Stunned Aggie? He's the bomb.

Please just take a look at our record over the past 20+ years. We are really on the verge of a breakthrough.

Especially note 1987 and 1988, when we won 10 games. Don't worry that Okie State was placed on serious NCAA probation after it was discovered that we were ilegally paying players those years. Have you ever met Hart Lee Dykes? He had a sweet ride while in Stillwater.

Look at these impressive numbers (yes, that's only 13 losing seasons in the last 21 years):

2005 4-7
2004 7 5
2003 9 4
2002 8 5
2001 4 7
2000 3 8
1999 5 6
1998 5 6
1997 8 4
1996 5 6
1995 4 8
1994 3 7 1
1993 3 8
1992 4 6 1
1991 0 10 1
1990 4 7
1989 4 7
1988 10 2
1987 10 2
1986 6 5
1985 8 4

We are 16-71 vs. our in-state rival OU. What a rivalry!
OSU is 3-36 vs Nebraska. We're catching up!
We're 2-18 vs Texas
Against A&M, 5-15

I know. Impressive!

Welcome to Okie State. How would you like that? in 100's or smaller bills?


Have a great offseason. See you next year in Kyle.

Pricetag
1/9/2006, 01:41 PM
Please don't let it bother you that we play in a small stadium or that no one in our state pays any attention to OSU, except when OU and Tulsa have bye weeks.
Fixed that.

MaroonWhiskeyOnTheRocks
1/9/2006, 01:43 PM
:D

caphorns
1/9/2006, 01:54 PM
The irony of an aggy re-writing this should not be lost here.

NormanPride
1/9/2006, 02:01 PM
The irony of an aggy re-writing this should not be lost here.

I'm with you on this one. That one was double-aggied, and it shows.

Octavian
1/9/2006, 03:38 PM
having a handle so long that it changes the board configuration....aggilicious <shakes head, walks away....>

The Consumate Showman
1/9/2006, 03:53 PM
I love this thread, it exemplifies everything I fell about pokie fb or lack of it.....

OUthunder
1/9/2006, 04:59 PM
OUCH!