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footballfanatic
1/9/2006, 11:46 AM
I'm forming an action committee to stop Matthew McConaughey from further emabarrassing our team by standing on the sidelines in that stupid fringe jacket, making asinine football observations, and doing his weird heavy metal version of the Hook em Horns signs.

1stTimeCaller
1/9/2006, 11:47 AM
this is soonerfans.com not hornfans.com

WE DO NOT CARE

Pieces Hit
1/9/2006, 11:51 AM
Yeah, and the Pokes got Garth.

OklahomaTrombone
1/9/2006, 12:06 PM
I'm forming an action committee to stop Matthew McConaughey from further emabarrassing our team by standing on the sidelines in that stupid fringe jacket, making asinine football observations, and doing his weird heavy metal version of the Hook em Horns signs.



GET THE **** OFF OUR BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY ****ING CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY DOESN'T EMBARRASS OUR TEAM BECAUSE HE DOESN'T SUPPPORT OUR TEAM

RooseveltRoughRider
1/9/2006, 12:10 PM
Why would you post this on a Sooner Site?

NormanPride
1/9/2006, 12:11 PM
I thought stars weren't allowed on the sidelines for that game? Hmm...

Seamus
1/9/2006, 12:12 PM
I just can't get the picture out of my mind of Matthew McConaughey dancing while playing the bongos.

While naked.

While stoned on refer.

With another naked man in the room.

I want that picture out of my mind.

Is there such a thing as "brain bleach"?

RooseveltRoughRider
1/9/2006, 12:12 PM
I think 5 are allowed. Maybe it's 5 former players.

footballfanatic
1/9/2006, 12:41 PM
GET THE **** OFF OUR BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY ****ING CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY DOESN'T EMBARRASS OUR TEAM BECAUSE HE DOESN'T SUPPPORT OUR TEAM




Need to take a chill pill and have some fun.

OklahomaTrombone
1/9/2006, 12:44 PM
Need to take a chill pill and have some fun.


You need to shut the **** up and go back where you can from horn.


If this was hornfans.com or ilovevinceyoungsbutt.com you could post this.


But its not.

Its soonerfans.com


"OUR" team is not texas.


OUR team is The University of Oklahoma.

fadada1
1/9/2006, 12:44 PM
Need to take a chill pill and have some fun.
that's how trombone has fun. he's seeing a moronic post by a ****ing horn fan, and stating the obvious.

Boomer_Sooner_sax
1/9/2006, 12:47 PM
Original Post by NormanPride:
I thought stars weren't allowed on the sidelines for that game? Hmm...

You mean this clown is a star???

I think it is time for a new category on this site called "**** we don't care about because they are posted by whorn fans"

opksooner
1/9/2006, 12:59 PM
Hey, fanatic......


http://www.up-ship.com/Stuff/Humor/hum091.gif

mdklatt
1/9/2006, 01:00 PM
U-571 was okay.

jacru
1/9/2006, 01:01 PM
:texan: whatsa problem Tex?:texan:

Taxman71
1/9/2006, 01:01 PM
I think step #1 would be to take away his bongos and cheeba.......

salth2o
1/9/2006, 01:02 PM
I thought stars weren't allowed on the sidelines for that game? Hmm...

Exactly!

yermom
1/9/2006, 01:06 PM
i was wondering about the backwards whook 'em i saw all over the place

silly bandwagoners that don't even know the handsigns

oh, and i thought it was Matthew Mygodimgay?

Ban One Sooner
1/9/2006, 01:56 PM
I'm forming an action committee to stop Matthew McConaughey from further emabarrassing our team by standing on the sidelines in that stupid fringe jacket, making asinine football observations, and doing his weird heavy metal version of the Hook em Horns signs.

Where do I sign up? I too am not a fan of this guy...

JLB
1/9/2006, 02:00 PM
Matthew Mcheyimgay,The pride of Texas.

mdklatt
1/9/2006, 02:00 PM
Re-reading the thread title, I'm deeply offended that footballfanatic conflates Texans and UT fans. The Longhorns are certainly not "our team". :mad:

Partial Qualifier
1/9/2006, 02:00 PM
silly bandwagoners that don't even know the handsigns

oh, and i thought it was Matthew Mygodimgay?

LOL yermom :)


This is one of the few Longhorn-penned posts I've seen in forever that DIDN'T make me want to go off on the poster, OT-style. Glad to hear a Longhorn admit that guy is a complete clown

OUGreg723
1/9/2006, 02:31 PM
http://forumspile.com/Care-Stadium.jpg

mdklatt
1/9/2006, 02:42 PM
http://forumspile.com/Care-Stadium.jpg


USC home game at kickoff or Texas side of the Cotton Bowl in the third quarter?

NormanPride
1/9/2006, 02:53 PM
USC home game at kickoff or Texas side of the Cotton Bowl in the third quarter?

That's got a jumbotron on it. So it has to be the USC stadium. We would be able to see the jumbotron if it was the Cotton Bowl. :mad:

fadada1
1/9/2006, 03:05 PM
USC home game at kickoff or Texas side of the Cotton Bowl in the third quarter?
notre dame fans who haven't screwed brady quinn's sister.

Luthor
1/9/2006, 03:31 PM
Maybe the sooners would loan us the use of Toby Keith for a few minutes soze he could bitch slap Bongo boy a time or two. That ought'uh jerk the slack out of his stand-in-front-of-a-plate-glass-window-play'n-the-bongos nekid azz.

yermom
1/9/2006, 03:34 PM
maybe they would kill each other simultaneously or something :D

Octavian
1/9/2006, 04:24 PM
Maybe the sooners would loan us the use of Toby Keith for a few minutes soze he could bitch slap Bongo boy a time or two.

We'll give you this guy:

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4628/mm1ve.png

Sooner Born & Sooner Bred
1/9/2006, 04:24 PM
notre dame fans who haven't screwed brady quinn's sister.

OMG! Now that is some funny shiat! AJ has really got some heck over Brady Quinns sister, but the signs around Ohio are hilarious... Here is a couple for your enjoyment...

For ABC during the game...
AJ
Bangs
Catholics

Hawk drilled 2 Quinns in one night.. :D

Jason White's Third Knee
1/9/2006, 04:32 PM
MM sure loves MM. I'd like to see him jackassed. Maybe a chunk of hair out or a shaved eyebrow or something. He couldn't handle it.

Jason White's Third Knee
1/9/2006, 04:33 PM
We'll give you this guy:

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4628/mm1ve.png


Not a real OU fan.

picasso
1/9/2006, 06:32 PM
bongo boy's a lousy actor.

East Coast Bias
1/9/2006, 06:43 PM
I didn't even know there was a Ilovevinceyoung'sbutt.com website, what the heck does he need the NFL for?

Texas Golfer
1/9/2006, 09:16 PM
Would an administrator please delete this thread? This has no place on SoonerFans.com.

proud gonzo
1/9/2006, 09:57 PM
that's funny, matthew mcconaughey looks a HELL of a lot better than any other Texass fan I've ever seen.

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/7632/mm20052cc.jpg

oh, and btw--before you worry about his fringed jacket you should take a look at your MARCHING BAND.

footballfanatic
1/9/2006, 10:05 PM
Re-reading the thread title, I'm deeply offended that footballfanatic conflates Texans and UT fans. The Longhorns are certainly not "our team". :mad:

Re-reading your posting, I'm deeply impressed that you used the word, "conflates."
That's certainly not a commonly used word, and you employed it to great effect. Well done.

goingoneight
1/9/2006, 10:16 PM
Let's just say... Well, who cares about 'Mathew I'mKindagay'? Even the whorns were embarassed by his antics... therefore, OU fans rolled their eyes and buried their heads at the sight of that FAG as well.

OUGreg723
1/9/2006, 10:27 PM
I know one thing. He sure was impressive on Fox pregame Sunday...:rolleyes:

BigHouseDon
1/9/2006, 10:29 PM
And here I was thinking I was the only one that thought this guy was gay. :D BTW you guys are right this belongs in VY's Butt....

LOL,


BHD

footballfanatic
1/9/2006, 10:30 PM
that's funny, matthew mcconaughey looks a HELL of a lot better than any other Texass fan I've ever seen.

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/7632/mm20052cc.jpg

oh, and btw--before you worry about his fringed jacket you should take a look at your MARCHING BAND.

You'll get no arguments from me about our band uniforms. They are the hellish result of design by committee.

TheGodfather889
1/9/2006, 10:45 PM
Why must so many Horns live here on this board?

SanDiegoSoonerGal
1/9/2006, 11:10 PM
Why must so many Horns live here on this board?

Simple. They want to BE us.:cool:

SanDiegoSoonerGal
1/9/2006, 11:12 PM
that's funny, matthew mcconaughey looks a HELL of a lot better than any other Texass fan I've ever seen.



OTOH, you'll get no argument from me on this. Mary Lou Retton doesn't even come close. :D

bluedogok
1/9/2006, 11:17 PM
Why must so many Horns live here on this board?Because Whornfans sucks?

GottaHavePride
1/10/2006, 12:11 AM
You'll get no arguments from me about our band uniforms. They are the hellish result of design by committee.

Design by committee? They haven't changed in 30 years!

50 minutes till Tuesday.

JLB
1/10/2006, 12:35 AM
Why dosent Brad Pitt endorse OU.

stoopified
1/10/2006, 12:36 AM
I used to Like Matthew before I found out he is an a$$hole longhorn.Hmm I think that is redundant.

Texas Golfer
1/10/2006, 12:41 AM
Why must so many Horns live here on this board?

It's because everyone WANTS to be a Sooner. It's just that everyone CAN be a Sooner.

SanDiegoSoonerGal
1/10/2006, 12:48 AM
It's because everyone WANTS to be a Sooner. It's just that everyone CAN be a Sooner.

Beat ya to it:


Simple. They want to BE us.:cool:

GottaHavePride
1/10/2006, 12:49 AM
11 minutes.

SanDiegoSoonerGal
1/10/2006, 12:53 AM
11 minutes.

My clock's running a little slow, darn it. Besides I'm two hours behind on the West Coast.:)

Which brings up an interesting point: do I have to go by forum time or my own time?:confused:

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
1/10/2006, 01:11 AM
Would an administrator please delete this thread? This has no place on SoonerFans.com.Yes, PLEASE!!! I keep checking this thread to see if any administrator has his priorities straight enough to jump the gun on de-whorned tuesday, and JUST STOP IT!!...JUST STOP IT!

MiccoMacey
1/10/2006, 07:38 AM
He still makes Mrs. MiccoMacey swoon. He is one of her "top 5" that she can have an affair with and still not be considered cheating (old Friends episode).

Okieflyer
1/10/2006, 07:48 AM
Man, tough crowd. :D

william_brasky
1/10/2006, 08:28 AM
50 minutes till Tuesday.

http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/images/tuesday.jpg

Taxman71
1/10/2006, 11:01 AM
He still makes Mrs. MiccoMacey swoon. He is one of her "top 5" that she can have an affair with and still not be considered cheating (old Friends episode).


Is Dorothy Hamill still on your list?

dho
1/10/2006, 01:34 PM
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/WeekInPhotos/010706/MatthewMcConaughey_400.jpg


I'm a complete dumbass for posting this on NHT. Please forgive me.

mdklatt
1/10/2006, 01:51 PM
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/WeekInPhotos/010706/MatthewMcConaughey_400.jpg


He's completely wasted.

MiccoMacey
1/10/2006, 02:31 PM
Is Dorothy Hamill still on your list?

In no particular order:

1) Kelli Preston
2) Faith Hill
3) Charlize Theron
4) Paige Davis (ex-Trading Spaces chick)
5) Katherine Heigl (The hot chick from Grey's Anatomy)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is my alternate. :D

KC//CRIMSON
1/10/2006, 03:02 PM
This is what happens when soonerfans want "I know I shouldn't have mentioned that word today" to win a MNC.

Bad karma, man.

mdklatt
1/10/2006, 03:24 PM
This is what happens when soonerfans want "I know I shouldn't have mentioned that word today" to win a MNC.

Bad karma, man.


Nobody wanted them to win one, just for USC to lose one.

Octavian
1/10/2006, 04:19 PM
http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/9862/stop9rh.th.png (http://img286.imageshack.us/my.php?image=stop9rh.png)

MiccoMacey
1/10/2006, 09:52 PM
In no particular order:

1) Kelli Preston
2) Faith Hill
3) Sophia Vergara
4) Paige Davis (ex-Trading Spaces chick)
5) Katherine Heigl (The hot chick from Grey's Anatomy)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is my alternate. :D

Update: Taking out Charleze and replacing her with Sophia Vergara. Saw her today and HAD to make the change.

Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

BajaOklahoma
1/10/2006, 10:04 PM
I turned the TV on a few minutes ago and the People's Choice Awards were on. Guess who was nominated for best action hero. And
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he won. Gag.

Taxman71
1/10/2006, 11:27 PM
Update: Taking out Charleze and replacing her with Sophia Vergara. Saw her today and HAD to make the change.

Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

That doesn't have anything to do with this does it?

http://images2.jokaroo.net/pictures/charlize.jpg

MiccoMacey
1/11/2006, 08:25 AM
Nah...hadn't seen that picture.

Just thought Sophia is smokin' hot.

Harry Beanbag
1/11/2006, 09:11 AM
David Hasselhoff is my alternate. :D


:eek:

PalmBeachSooner
1/11/2006, 10:13 AM
I'm forming an action committee to stop Matthew McConaughey from further emabarrassing our team by standing on the sidelines in that stupid fringe jacket, making asinine football observations, and doing his weird heavy metal version of the Hook em Horns signs.

I would just like for him to go away period. What the hell has he done that is so impressive anyway, except Penelope Cruz, but then I don't really like her anymore. She's ruined goods.

Herr Scholz
1/11/2006, 11:18 AM
He was high at the People's Choice Awards last night. No doubt about it.

footballfanatic
1/11/2006, 12:54 PM
Jessica Alba isn't too ugly.

Taxman71
1/11/2006, 01:31 PM
Mygodimgay's career began and ended with Dazed and Confused. If he had died after that movie, he would be in James Dean status someday. Instead, he will be more of a "he's famous, but I am not sure why kind of guy", just like Charro. Coochie, coochie.

caphorns
1/11/2006, 01:36 PM
He was high at the People's Choice Awards last night. No doubt about it.

Jason Lee stepped it up an extra notch I believe. Absolutely the most stoked out acceptance speech I've ever heard.

Herr Scholz
1/11/2006, 02:19 PM
Jason Lee stepped it up an extra notch I believe. Absolutely the most stoked out acceptance speech I've ever heard.
They must have had a bong at the entrance because Matthew's buddy and 'Dazed and Confused' alum Cole Hauser who was presenting the award was worse than both of them.

http://www.nadena.net/cine/002666.jpg

Harry Beanbag
1/11/2006, 02:42 PM
Is that Wings Hauser's son?

Herr Scholz
1/11/2006, 03:07 PM
Is that Wings Hauser's son?
No, he's the grandson of a writer though. Cole got his start in 'Dazed' just like Matthew. They're pals. Matthew did a cameo in Cole's movie 'Paparazzi'.

http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0369513/

KC//CRIMSON
1/11/2006, 04:38 PM
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/WeekInPhotos/010706/MatthewMcConaughey_400.jpg


I'm a complete dumbass for posting this on NHT. Please forgive me.

Is that a "LiveGay" bracelet?

mdklatt
1/11/2006, 06:23 PM
A backwards "hook 'em". It might as well been upside down. Priceless.