View Full Version : Your Idel woman .........
dolemitesooner
1/8/2006, 10:36 PM
Ok If I could have the Perfact woman looks and all. Here is a list of priorites #1 is most important then on down the list. she would
1) Bake me some goodies every day...brownies , cake,etc.....
2) look close to this
http://www.talisman.org/~erlkonig/img/human/lindsey-lohan-waiting.jpg
she would be a thicker , thick is good not bolimic and have more freckles
3) Love comic books and football
4) She would not work and stay at home and make me andmiches and clean the house when done she could read my comics
5) Bake me some goodies
I want cake
proud gonzo
1/8/2006, 10:38 PM
good luck finding a chick who knows how to make andmiches
dolemitesooner
1/8/2006, 10:38 PM
i hope she teaches you to spell.
She would ALso teach me to spell and paint me pictures
proud gonzo
1/8/2006, 10:40 PM
you know, an alternate definition of "thick" is "Lacking mental agility; stupid."
dolemitesooner
1/8/2006, 10:41 PM
you know, an alternate definition of "thick" is "Lacking mental agility; stupid."
Ok that is fine...I will keep it
Stanley1
1/8/2006, 10:42 PM
She would ALso teach me to spell and paint me pictures
And wear glasses? And be WAY smarter than you? And have a brother?
I think I see where you are going with this Doleo. :D
King Crimson
1/8/2006, 10:43 PM
She would ALso teach me to spell and paint me pictures
is that what the kids are calling it these days?
kind of obstruse and overly metaphorical, IMHO.
dolemitesooner
1/8/2006, 10:45 PM
And wear glasses? And be WAY smarter than you? And have a brother?
I think I see where you are going with this Doleo. :D
No I wasn;t going that way at all.
1)gonzo is not thick
2)Gonzo wouldnt cook cake
3) Gonzo will proably make more money than me some day
4) She has ingerster
funny he mentions "bolimic" and posts a picture of Ms. Lohan
dolemitesooner
1/8/2006, 10:47 PM
And wear glasses? And be WAY smarter than you? And have a brother?
I think I see where you are going with this Doleo. :D
Are you calling her smart...ahahhahah I jsut ****ed my pants I laughed so hard:P
Stanley1
1/8/2006, 10:47 PM
funny he mentions "bolimic" and posts a picture of Ms. Lohan
Pre-"bolimic" though, you gotta admit, she was fairly hawt.
proud gonzo
1/8/2006, 10:47 PM
And wear glasses? And be WAY smarter than you? And have a brother?
I think I see where you are going with this Doleo. :D
nice try. 1) I don't have freckles 2) I don't like comic books 3) I'm not going to be unemployed and staying home cleaning house for ANYBODY 4) dolemite can make his own damn cake
:D
dolemitesooner
1/8/2006, 10:48 PM
funny he mentions "bolimic" and posts a picture of Ms. Lohan
Before she was bolimic she was hawt thick goodness and I heard she bakes
royalfan5
1/8/2006, 10:49 PM
I will play along....
Physically, I like tall, and in shape (I make the effort to keep myself in shape and expect the same) , dark hair, prominent nose, and high cheek bones. (However, there are exceptions to this)
More importantly, I look for intelligence about a variety of subjects, ( I use the Thomas Friedman test,(adapted from the George Will test), a general curiosity about learning new things, whether she's willing to clean( because if she doesn't do it, it ain't getting done), an appreciation for agriculture(I am willing to teach if neccessary), her own opinions of religon(something that indicates she put thought into it, and isn't merely parroting) and an abscence of prejudice.
i think he wants his friend's mom ;)
she does make a mean cake
OklahomaTrombone
1/8/2006, 10:49 PM
I've only heard she'll bake weiner
Stanley1
1/8/2006, 10:49 PM
nice try. 1) I don't have freckles 2) I don't like comic books 3) I'm not going to be unemployed and staying home cleaning house for ANYBODY 4) dolemite can make his own damn cake
:D
LOL.....I only have one thing to say to you.....Don't say anything bad about me on Tuesday night. :)
dolemitesooner
1/8/2006, 10:50 PM
nice try. 1) I don't have freckles 2) I don't like comic books 3) I'm not going to be unemployed and staying home cleaning house for ANYBODY 4) dolemite can make his own damn cake
:D
I leteraly just fell On my bed laughing
I am so ****ed you wouldnt make me cake what a beoncye ....what if I let you work and you didnt have to laike comics:cool:
I will play along....
Physically, I like tall, and in shape (I make the effort to keep myself in shape and expect the same) , dark hair, prominent nose, and high cheek bones. (However, there are exceptions to this)
More importantly, I look for intelligence about a variety of subjects, ( I use the Thomas Friedman test,(adapted from the George Will test), a general curiosity about learning new things, whether she's willing to clean( because if she doesn't do it, it ain't getting done), an appreciation for agriculture(I am willing to teach if neccessary), her own opinions of religon(something that indicates she put thought into it, and isn't merely parroting) and an abscence of prejudice.
you might be more doomed that d0leMITe ;)
dolemitesooner
1/8/2006, 10:51 PM
cake is overrated.
**** you:mad:
Al Gore
1/8/2006, 10:51 PM
Removed....
proud gonzo
1/8/2006, 10:53 PM
I leteraly just fell On my bed laughing
I am so ****ed you wouldnt make me cake what a beoncye ....what if I let you work and you didnt have to laike comics:cool:
hell no--I'm not gonna prostitute my mad baking skillz
soonerbrat
1/8/2006, 10:53 PM
LOL.....I only have one thing to say to you.....Don't say anything bad about me on Tuesday night. :)
what about me? may i say something bad about you?
royalfan5
1/8/2006, 10:54 PM
you might be more doomed that d0leMITe ;)
The upside is my family is late marriers as rule, so it isn't like I will have to deal with family pressure to find some filly and knock out some grandkids. Leaving Nebraska should help too.
Stanley1
1/8/2006, 10:54 PM
hell no--I'm not gonna prostitute my mad baking skillz
10 dolla?
dolemitesooner
1/8/2006, 10:55 PM
hell no--I'm not gonna prostitute my mad baking skillz
ok and you dont have to put on freckles ...deal ?
royalfan5
1/8/2006, 10:55 PM
cake is overrated.
While their later albums I found disappointing, there early stuff is generally excellent.
Stanley1
1/8/2006, 10:55 PM
what about me? may i say something bad about you?
You don't know anything bad about me. :D Neither does pg to the best of my knowledge, but ya never know. She is sneaky.
Are you sneaky brat?
dolemitesooner
1/8/2006, 10:56 PM
You don't know anything bad about me. :D Neither does pg to the best of my knowledge, but ya never know. She is sneaky.
Are you sneaky brat?
I am freaky? does this help?
soonerbrat
1/8/2006, 10:58 PM
You don't know anything bad about me. :D Neither does pg to the best of my knowledge, but ya never know. She is sneaky.
Are you sneaky brat?
i've only heard good things about you stanley.
but i wonder about some of your friends... :D
proud gonzo
1/8/2006, 10:59 PM
You don't know anything bad about me. :D Neither does pg to the best of my knowledge, but ya never know. She is sneaky.
Are you sneaky brat?
I can make things up :D
dolemitesooner
1/8/2006, 10:59 PM
i've only heard good things about you stanley.
but i wonder about some of your friends... :D
wqhat bout me huh?
soonerbrat
1/8/2006, 11:00 PM
you're pinocchio!
Al Gore
1/8/2006, 11:01 PM
Dolemite is a star....
Stanley1
1/8/2006, 11:02 PM
I am freaky? does this help?
Only in bed. ;)
proud gonzo
1/8/2006, 11:02 PM
dolemite rides the short bus
Stanley1
1/8/2006, 11:03 PM
I can make things up :D
You could, but remember this, I've whooped (beatin' up, not spanked) bigger girls than you before. :D
dolemitesooner
1/8/2006, 11:03 PM
dolemite rides the short bus
:mad:
dolemitesooner
1/8/2006, 11:04 PM
You could, but remember this, I've whooped (beatin' up, not spanked) bigger girls than you before. :D
Will you spank me? :cool:
Stanley1
1/8/2006, 11:05 PM
i've only heard good things about you stanley.
I'm pretty likable. ;)
dolemitesooner
1/8/2006, 11:05 PM
Dolemite is a star....
:confused:
Stanley1
1/8/2006, 11:06 PM
Will you spank me? :cool:
Define "spank" for me. :)
dolemitesooner
1/8/2006, 11:07 PM
Define "spank" for me. :)
Well there are two I would like
1) your hand on my ***
2) your hand on my ***** :lol:
Stanley1
1/8/2006, 11:08 PM
Well there are two I would like
1) your hand on my ***
2) your hand on my ***** :lol:
I was afraid you'd say that. :O
Crimson_Balls
1/8/2006, 11:08 PM
http://www.posterworx.co.nz/images/film_tv/Aa810AnnaKournikova.jpg
dolemitesooner
1/8/2006, 11:09 PM
http://www.posterworx.co.nz/images/film_tv/Aa810AnnaKournikova.jpg
I'd hit it
Al Gore
1/8/2006, 11:09 PM
:confused:Fark board....
dolemitesooner
1/8/2006, 11:10 PM
I was afraid you'd say that. :O
Well you didnt answer
proud gonzo
1/8/2006, 11:11 PM
You could, but remember this, I've whooped (beatin' up, not spanked) bigger girls than you before. :D
did they have a Glock? [smiles innocently]
:D
Stanley1
1/8/2006, 11:11 PM
http://www.posterworx.co.nz/images/film_tv/Aa810AnnaKournikova.jpg
Like it owed me money.
Stanley1
1/8/2006, 11:12 PM
did they have a Glock? [smiles innocently]
:D
heh
No, they didn't. :O
GottaHavePride
1/8/2006, 11:30 PM
http://www.posterworx.co.nz/images/film_tv/Aa810AnnaKournikova.jpg
Nah, I like chicks with talent.
King Kong reminded me of something. Naomi Watts is hawt.
Tailwind
1/8/2006, 11:43 PM
I'd hit it
Big surprise there.
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