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SoonerGOP
1/8/2006, 05:47 PM
Vince Young has gone pro.
Mack now cries in his warm beer.
Texas gets *** kicked.

Feel free to contribute your own.

OUGreg723
1/8/2006, 05:58 PM
"Finger Snapping"

aero
1/8/2006, 06:08 PM
Vince young no more
Mack and Horns are naked
nice 1

opksooner
1/8/2006, 06:18 PM
No longer a pain
Nor anathema to all
He is gone......bye, bye.

OUthunder
1/8/2006, 06:22 PM
VY going pro
Mom stocks up on Chunky Soup
Mack back on Xanax

opksooner
1/8/2006, 06:22 PM
His passes looked odd
Yet a winner, Trojans know.
We won't miss him here.

TopDawg
1/8/2006, 06:29 PM
Mack gets first trophy
Young bolts for NFL draft
No more trophies, Mack

opksooner
1/8/2006, 06:43 PM
Ma did not consult
Mack, He could have left with class.
To be expected.

tbl
1/8/2006, 06:46 PM
Vince young no more
Mack and Horns are naked
nice 1

Do you even understand what Haiku is?
5
7
5

That's the number of syllables you need.

ouflak
1/8/2006, 06:46 PM
A disappointment
Wanted him at 1 - 3
Versus the Sooners

Mack's Monkey hops on
Yet another 5 year streak
On the Horizon

aero
1/8/2006, 06:52 PM
Do you even understand what Haiku is?
5
7
5

That's the number of syllables you need.
Yes, einstein. I actually do. Do you even understand 5-7-5 is a general rule and that true haiku is not restricted to such an elementary constraint. Tell you what, try amazon.com, borders, maybe barnes & noble. Hey, there's even this thing called a library.....oh, never mind.

sanantoniosooner
1/8/2006, 06:56 PM
Haiku smack!

I'm all over somebody if they screw up iambic pentameter.

If you can't pull off a rhyming couplet..........just stay on the bench people.

aero
1/8/2006, 06:57 PM
Haiku smack!

I'm all over somebody if they screw up iambic pentameter.

If you can't pull off a rhyming couplet..........just stay on the bench people.
:D

The Ensuing Kickoff
1/8/2006, 07:11 PM
New guy taking snaps.
Whoops, Rufus is really fast.
Wham. Hospital trip.

OUthunder
1/8/2006, 07:23 PM
Haiku smack!

I'm all over somebody if they screw up iambic pentameter.

If you can't pull off a rhyming couplet..........just stay on the bench people.



BAWABAWABAWA:D

Dr. Jelly Finger
1/8/2006, 08:05 PM
New Horn taking snaps
With no line and no time
Like a monkey F%^&*ing a football

aero
1/8/2006, 08:09 PM
New Horn taking snaps
With no line and no time
Like a monkey F%^&*ing a football
5-7-5! 5-7-5! How many times do we have to tell you? :mack:

1991SOONER
1/8/2006, 08:11 PM
A disappointment
Wanted him at 1 - 3
Versus the Sooners

Mack's Monkey hops on
Yet another 5 year streak
On the Horizon

Yeah but 2 out of 3 ain't bad....

I'm going to go ahead and chalk in a 'W' in my schedule against Texas next year...

PS - Why don't they just give that damn trophy to Vince, he was the one who won it?!?!!

TUSooner
1/8/2006, 08:35 PM
Yes, einstein. I actually do. Do you even understand 5-7-5 is a general rule and that true haiku is not restricted to such an elementary constraint. Tell you what, try amazon.com, borders, maybe barnes & noble. Hey, there's even this thing called a library.....oh, never mind.

S O haiku rule
is 5 seven 5, OK?
Add some syllables.

aero
1/8/2006, 08:44 PM
S O haiku rule
is 5 seven 5, OK?
Add some syllables.
Nice one, T U S
Excuse me for my faux pas
Will clean up my act

OKC-SLC
1/8/2006, 08:46 PM
Fumbles McScrambles
runs off to make more money.
Bye-bye Radio.

opksooner
1/8/2006, 08:54 PM
The only problem
with haiku is that you just
get started and then......

aero
1/8/2006, 08:58 PM
The only problem
with haiku is that you just
get started and then......
I vote this the greatest haiku in the history of haiku

Seamus
1/8/2006, 09:00 PM
SLC, that was excellent.

Side-armed girly throw,
But legs like an antelope.
Good riddance, Rain Man.


I love the haiku smack. Never thought I'd see that.

Big strong football fan,
poetry his secret love.
Pass him a doily.

SoonerBorn68
1/8/2006, 09:32 PM
Well versed in Ebonics
His trophy came from Wal-Mart
Fumbles McScrambles

splum
1/8/2006, 09:32 PM
McCoy shouts hike hike
then yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes
and ouch ouch ouch ouch

:mack:

JLB
1/8/2006, 10:10 PM
Bob Stoops real happy
Pro Scouts judged you by one game
Vince will suck big time.:mack:

SanDiegoSoonerGal
1/8/2006, 10:14 PM
Teeth gnash in Austin
While in Norman all is joy
Can't wait for Dallas

SanDiegoSoonerGal
1/9/2006, 01:12 AM
Celebration short.
One-man team has hit the road.
Fun while it lasted.

In Through The Out Door
1/9/2006, 10:20 AM
Yet another 'Horn
1 and 2 versus OU
Quits while he's behind.