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Mjcpr
1/6/2006, 12:30 PM
Some new Bikerfox photos are up. These are far more disturbing than any we've seen posted before. :eek:

Enter at Your Own Risk (http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/)

Some choice selections:

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/images/DSCF3371.jpg

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/images/DSCF3350.jpg

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/images/DSCF3517.jpg

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/images/DSCF3518.jpg

Mjcpr
1/6/2006, 12:31 PM
WTF are you doing?

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/images/DSCF3591.jpg

Fugue
1/6/2006, 12:33 PM
WTF are you doing?

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/images/DSCF3591.jpg

like you don't know, you're the master, he's choking his chicken. :texan:

meanwhile, Fugue is puking. These are disturbing.

LilSooner
1/6/2006, 12:35 PM
Oh dear GOD why! http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/images/DSCF3338.jpg

Viking Kitten
1/6/2006, 12:35 PM
Is he going for some sort of a Clockwork Orange thing with this shoot?

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/images/DSCF3391.jpg

1stTimeCaller
1/6/2006, 12:37 PM
Kids, BikerFox wants you to know this opportunity is about you. My goal is to continue to bring the world an everlasting positive perspective towards life. When you come to my website our hope is that BikerFox will help you to realize there is only one chance for you to change the world. We are all the same, enjoying life is so simple. In order to have optomistic feelings about one's self, one must cogitate positive vibes to the cortex of your brain. Money is the root of all evil, it will not help you overcome your personal problems. Remember, great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

nice bikerfag, very nice

Mjcpr
1/6/2006, 12:37 PM
He appears to have very low-hanging boobs.

Am I right?

Mjcpr
1/6/2006, 12:38 PM
We should all say a little prayer and thank somebody that first and foremost, he's a fan of Aggy.

Fugue
1/6/2006, 12:39 PM
Is he going for some sort of a Clockwork Orange thing with this shoot?

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/images/DSCF3391.jpg

or Ozzy?

Fugue
1/6/2006, 12:40 PM
He appears to have very low-hanging boobs.

Am I right?

yes, they aren't even close to where they should be.

C&CDean
1/6/2006, 12:40 PM
So, has anybody heard if dude is gay or not?

Things like this always make me wonder where the parents ****ed up. But I'd be willing to bet his mommy is one of those pinko libs who "supports my son's freedom of expression with all my heart."

Mjcpr
1/6/2006, 12:42 PM
Things like this always make me wonder where the parents ****ed up. But I'd be willing to bet his mommy is one of those pinko libs who "supports my son's freedom of expression with all my heart."

Howard Hughes was wack too and his mom washed his genetalia.

Just sayin'......

frankensooner
1/6/2006, 12:43 PM
I find this one to be the most disturbing:

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/images/DSCF3355.jpg

Fugue
1/6/2006, 12:46 PM
I find this one to be the most disturbing:

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/images/DSCF3355.jpg

so does the chicken. :eek:

Soonerbabeinbama
1/6/2006, 12:49 PM
what are you doing patrolling his site anyway Mjcpr? Hmmmmmm?;)

Fugue
1/6/2006, 12:52 PM
what are you doing patrolling him anyway Mjcpr? Hmmmmmm?;)

a just question, SBIB.

Mjcpr
1/6/2006, 12:56 PM
I saw a thread about it on OUInsiders.

Soonerbabeinbama
1/6/2006, 12:57 PM
a just question, SBIB.
yep - Pat seems to be showing just a smidge too much interest!!:D

soonerbrat
1/6/2006, 12:58 PM
bikerfox is an okie state fan?

Mjcpr
1/6/2006, 12:58 PM
yep - Pat seems to be showing just a smidge too much interest!!:D

If I run across a poo thread over there, I'll peem it to you, okay?


:D

Sooner in Tampa
1/6/2006, 12:59 PM
Who is going to pay for the damage to my eyes?:(

Soonerbabeinbama
1/6/2006, 01:10 PM
If I run across a poo thread over there, I'll peem it to you, okay?


:D
You would do that for me? Thanks Pat - you're a peach!!:D

Jerk
1/6/2006, 01:16 PM
I'm sueing for damages- PTSD

Sooner in Tampa
1/6/2006, 01:28 PM
This thread deserves Neg spek. ;)

mdklatt
1/6/2006, 01:29 PM
These are far more disturbing than any we've seen posted before. :eek:


I read this and I think, "No f***ing way". And then I look at the pictures. I was wrong, horribly horribly wrong.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

sanantoniosooner
1/6/2006, 01:31 PM
bikerfox is Nicks dad.

fadada1
1/6/2006, 01:31 PM
what's worse, bikerfox, or the guy taking the pictures?

poor fella.

Fugue
1/6/2006, 01:32 PM
You would do that for me? Thanks Pat - you're a peanut!!:D

:eddie:

Soonerbabeinbama
1/6/2006, 01:41 PM
thanks for your correction Fugue. Peaches are Georgia. I am in the peanut state.;)

Fugue
1/6/2006, 01:44 PM
thanks for your correction Fugue. Peaches are Georgia. I am in the peanut state.;)

and peanuts have a way of ..er..uh....nevermind.... :texan:

Soonerbabeinbama
1/6/2006, 01:50 PM
and peanuts have a way of ..er..uh....nevermind.... :texan:
what is it that peanuts have a way of......? :confused:

Fugue
1/6/2006, 01:54 PM
what is it that peanuts have a way of......? :confused:

not digesting, and since he was making fun of the poo thing, I thought it would be funny if you called him a peanut instead of a peach.

apparently I failed. :mack:

OklahomaTrombone
1/6/2006, 01:58 PM
So, has anybody heard if dude is gay or not?

Things like this always make me wonder where the parents ****ed up. But I'd be willing to bet his mommy is one of those pinko libs who "supports my son's freedom of expression with all my heart."


Our own local TV star Fish has some high school connection with him, maybe he should weigh in.

jk the sooner fan
1/6/2006, 01:58 PM
Is he going for some sort of a Clockwork Orange thing with this shoot?

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/images/DSCF3391.jpg

thats clearly his ozziefox photo shoot....

what a bizarre fellow.....

Mjcpr
1/6/2006, 02:01 PM
Our own local TV star Fish....

Wha???

Oldnslo
1/6/2006, 02:36 PM
what's worse, bikerfox, or the guy taking the pictures?

poor fella.
I'm guessing that the guy taking the pix is getting paid to do so.

Highly paid, I can only hope.

Soonerbabeinbama
1/6/2006, 02:39 PM
not digesting, and since he was making fun of the poo thing, I thought it would be funny if you called him a peanut instead of a peach.

apparently I failed. :mack:
ohhhhhhhh - okay - I get it now. Well goodness gracious - I learn something new about peanuts every day. I didn't know they didn't digest easily. If I had known I would have laughed!!;)

Fugue
1/6/2006, 02:55 PM
ohhhhhhhh - okay - I get it now. Well goodness gracious - I learn something new about peanuts every day. I didn't know they didn't digest easily. If I had known I would have laughed!!;)

really?, well shuck my corn, I thought everyone knew that about nuts.

this thread stinks. :O

Harry Beanbag
1/6/2006, 02:58 PM
I saw a thread about it on OUInsiders.


That might be more disturbing than trolling Bikerfox's site.

C&CDean
1/6/2006, 02:58 PM
If youda said "corn" she'd have been all over it Fugue.

Fugue
1/6/2006, 03:02 PM
If youda said "corn" she'd have been all over it Fugue.

heh, probably, but I thought I was preachin' to the choir on the nut thing too.

Harry Beanbag
1/6/2006, 03:03 PM
Looks like he's still part man. He likes to light his own farts...

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/images/DSCF3275.jpg







http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/images/DSCF3370.jpghttp://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/images/DSCF3354.jpg
http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/images/DSCF3533.jpg


I just don't have the words...

Soonerbabeinbama
1/6/2006, 03:08 PM
If youda said "corn" she'd have been all over it Fugue.
you mention poo and here comes Dean!:D Kinda works like a dog whistle with him.:eek:

proud gonzo
1/6/2006, 03:09 PM
I just don't have the words...
I just don't have the stomach


Guh.

TheHumanAlphabet
1/6/2006, 03:16 PM
OMG! My wife has been trying to get me to buy some of these new shoes called crocks. Now that he is wearing him, I don't think so...

Oh, and these are just wrong in so many ways!

Mjcpr
1/6/2006, 03:18 PM
OMG! My wife has been trying to get me to buy some of these new shoes called crocks. Now that he is wearing him, I don't think so...

It shouldn't have taken you more than 2 seconds after seeing a pair to say HELL NO, no matter who wears them.

Hideous.

C&CDean
1/6/2006, 03:21 PM
It shouldn't have taken you more than 2 seconds after seeing a pair to say HELL NO, no matter who wears them.

Hideous.

Hideous does not adequately describe those things. If you're a guy, and you own/wear those rubber clog/dutch shoes, you are officially a bunghole boy.

Fugue
1/6/2006, 03:27 PM
Hideous does not adequately describe those things. If you're a guy, and you own/wear those rubber clog/dutch shoes, you are officially a bunghole boy.

whew!, wood clogs are still ok then.

OklahomaTrombone
1/6/2006, 03:32 PM
Wha???


Yeah...he and homey were on the news on 6 during their TU Liberty Bowl Coverage

Mjcpr
1/6/2006, 03:33 PM
Yeah...he and homey were on the news on 6 during their TU Liberty Bowl Coverage

Oh, I thought you were going to say he was Travis Meyer or somebody.

:)

n8v_ndn
1/6/2006, 03:44 PM
Karate Kid Finishing Move
http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/images/DSCF3518.jpg

He looks like Reggie from Phantasm, doesn't he?
http://www.toxicshock.tv/interviews/reggiebannister/pics/reggie_phantasm_2.jpg

n8v_ndn
1/6/2006, 03:46 PM
He appears to have very low-hanging boobs.

Am I right?

That can happen when you reach ridiculous speeds on a bike, something to do with aerodynamics. :confused:

Fugue
1/6/2006, 03:54 PM
That can happen when you reach ridiculous speeds on a bike, something to do with aerodynamics. :confused:

I think those in the picture are photoshopped. He had his real ones moved to his back.

I sincerely apologize for this post.

n8v_ndn
1/6/2006, 03:56 PM
CockGobbler Redux
http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/images/DSCF3355.jpg

jk the sooner fan
1/6/2006, 03:57 PM
whats this guys story? seriously, has anybody ever interviewed him in the media?

TheHumanAlphabet
1/6/2006, 04:21 PM
Hideous does not adequately describe those things. If you're a guy, and you own/wear those rubber clog/dutch shoes, you are officially a bunghole boy.

These shoes are directly related to my MIL breaking her leg last week. Apparently she was in the kitchen and turned to place something in the trash, the toe stuck to the linonleum/vinyl flooring and unbalanced her and she fell, broke leg (tibia) and now has to endure pain for a couple of months as it heals on its own...

Mrs. THA and my sister love them. They have been pushing me to get a pair, and have been resisting. Now I can rebuff them with Bikerfox...

1stTimeCaller
1/6/2006, 04:25 PM
These shoes are directly related to my MIL breaking her leg last week. Apparently she was in the kitchen and turned to place something in the trash, the toe stuck to the linonleum/vinyl flooring and unbalanced her and she fell, broke her labia and now has to endure pain for a couple of months as it heals on its own...



this is a family board.

TopDawg
1/6/2006, 04:52 PM
Hideous does not adequately describe those things. If you're a guy, and you own/wear those rubber clog/dutch shoes, you are officially a bunghole boy.

By my estimate, that means about 80% of the future doctors graduating from the OU College of Med are officially bungholes. Now, that may or may not come as a surprise to you, but they sure are fans of those shoes.

Apparently they're supposed to be very comfortable if you're on your feet for a long time.

TopDawg
1/6/2006, 04:53 PM
BikerFox needs to team up with Appalachian State.

Mjcpr
1/6/2006, 04:53 PM
Apparently they're supposed to be very comfortable if you're on your knees for a long time.

I think that's what he's saying.

soonerbrat
1/6/2006, 04:54 PM
These shoes are directly related to my MIL breaking her leg last week. Apparently she was in the kitchen and turned to place something in the trash, the toe stuck to the linonleum/vinyl flooring and unbalanced her and she fell, broke leg (tibia) and now has to endure pain for a couple of months as it heals on its own...

Mrs. THA and my sister love them. They have been pushing me to get a pair, and have been resisting. Now I can rebuff them with Bikerfox...

my daughter and the other girls on her soccer team were wearing those 2 years ago when they were in fashion...the newer ones are not nearly as good.

C&CDean
1/6/2006, 04:55 PM
By my estimate, that means about 80% of the future doctors graduating from the OU College of Med are officially bungholes. Now, that may or may not come as a surprise to you, but they sure are fans of those shoes.

Apparently they're supposed to be very comfortable if you're on your feet for a long time.

Walking around with my pecker hanging out is comfortable too. I don't do it though because it looks stupid, and quite frankly, would pretty much block out the sun.

jk the sooner fan
1/6/2006, 04:59 PM
if it blocks out the sun, you should really refer to it with something other than "pecker"

soonerbrat
1/6/2006, 05:00 PM
By my estimate, that means about 80% of the future doctors graduating from the OU College of Med are officially bungholes. Now, that may or may not come as a surprise to you, but they sure are fans of those shoes.

Apparently they're supposed to be very comfortable if you're on your feet for a long time.


i cannot dispute this. I know a LOT of doctors.

C&CDean
1/6/2006, 05:02 PM
if it blocks out the sun, you should really refer to it with something other than "pecker"

Gus. Ol' Gus. Been known to cause many an eclipse in his day.

OklahomaTuba
1/6/2006, 05:04 PM
Heh.

Widescreen
1/6/2006, 05:30 PM
Apparently they're supposed to be very comfortable if you're on your feet for a long time.
Then why isn't Bikerfox wearing them on his knees? :confused:

Sooner_Bob
1/6/2006, 06:43 PM
I knew I shouldn't have bothered with this thread.

Tiptonsooner
1/6/2006, 07:59 PM
Is that sonofabitch for real or what? He has me really confused........come to think of it, I think he is too.

yermom
1/6/2006, 08:08 PM
i guess his weirdness was wearing off

Breadburner
5/29/2010, 07:53 AM
Anyone seen his mug-shot...heh

delhalew
5/29/2010, 09:05 AM
Is it weird that I've never heard of this guy?

StoopTroup
5/29/2010, 10:26 AM
The dude is real. I'd say it was an act but he's been goofy even when he was in HS. He's evidently beat his drug problems of his past and he's definitely lost weight....but I still get the feeling of sickness that you get when you see hm and wonder how many dicks has he sucked and why doesn't he just come out of he closet. We all know. Seriously....Frank/Bikerfox....admit it. It's not tha big of a deal anymore.

stoopified
5/30/2010, 12:49 PM
That is 30 seconds of my life lost.

tommieharris91
5/30/2010, 02:35 PM
Is it weird that I've never heard of this guy?

Be glad you haven't.