Soonerfan85
1/6/2006, 10:55 AM
Sorry if you've seen this before. It was posted on sport-touring.net and I thought it was pretty much dead on for any internet message board I've ever posted on. :D
How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the
light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing
light bulbs
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or
"light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb"
is perfectly correct
19 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and
therefore the posts are relevant to this group
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy
the best light blbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique
and what brands are faulty
7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected
URL.
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this
group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a
short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs"
3 to tell a funny story about their beagle and a light bulb
1 group lurker to respond to the original post
6 months from now and start it all over again.
How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the
light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing
light bulbs
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or
"light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb"
is perfectly correct
19 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and
therefore the posts are relevant to this group
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy
the best light blbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique
and what brands are faulty
7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected
URL.
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this
group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a
short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs"
3 to tell a funny story about their beagle and a light bulb
1 group lurker to respond to the original post
6 months from now and start it all over again.