Katie Holmes snapping out of it? [Archive] - SoonerFans.com Message Boards

Okla-homey

1/6/2006, 09:27 AM

Word on the street is pregnant Katie Holmes has had enough of whack-job Tom Cruise and is hitting the bricks.

That is all.

Pieces Hit

1/6/2006, 09:31 AM

I like Tom.
They make a cute couple.
I hope their baby marries Brittany's baby someday.
I wish Carrie Underwood was my step daughter.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!

1/6/2006, 10:06 AM

So, is she adopting or aborting?

Jerk

1/6/2006, 10:11 AM

Will Ron Hubbard annul their marriage?

achiro

1/6/2006, 10:15 AM

I heard that Christmas with her "highly religious" Christian family didn't go so well.

VeeJay

1/6/2006, 10:16 AM

Yeah, I hear Brittany Federline wants another baby so she can hopefully make a better daddy out of Kevin. You know, make him stay away from The Weedman and all. Enough of that partying all the time. Two kids will straighten him up. That will give him four he's deserted.

Like a gigantic stinking blob swirling around the toilet bowl never to be seen again, some marriages are better off forgotten.

crawfish

1/6/2006, 10:16 AM

This is shocking...SHOCKING.

OUthunder

1/6/2006, 11:40 AM

Tom Cruise = Little Man Syndrome

soonerbrat

1/6/2006, 11:41 AM

she probably just decided she wanted an epidural during childbirth

OUstudent4life

1/6/2006, 11:46 AM

I'm still betting it's not really his kid.

soonerbrat

1/6/2006, 11:47 AM

yeah..i thought the reason he and nicole adopted was because he couldn't....you know....

Beef

1/6/2006, 11:49 AM

yeah..i thought the reason he and nicole adopted was because he couldn't....you know....
have sex with women?

soonerbrat

1/6/2006, 11:50 AM

yep

Pieces Hit

1/6/2006, 01:16 PM

Y'all are just jealous.

He flown a jet and drove a nascar and blown aliens the hell up.

Whad you do? Read the paper and take a crap?

jk the sooner fan

1/6/2006, 01:30 PM

i think i read her parents are pretty strong in the catholic faith.....i would imagine as a scientologists, picking the most holy day of the year to visit the new inlaws could have been handled better...

personally i dont see whats so hot about her? he's a tool and complete idiot, but she's just very average.....am i the only one?

mdklatt

1/6/2006, 01:35 PM

she's just very average.....am i the only one?

Nope. She's a'ight at best.

Pieces Hit

1/6/2006, 01:44 PM

If she's good enough for Batman then Tom is lucky I says.

soonerbrat

1/6/2006, 01:56 PM

she's not good enough for batman. she won't be in the next movie

soonerbrat

1/6/2006, 02:01 PM

THE OFFICIAL TOM & KATIE BREAKUP COUNTDOWN AS PRESENTED BY STOPSCIENTOLOGY.COM (http://www.scientomogy.com/stopscientology/breakup.php)

this is too funny

Pieces Hit

1/6/2006, 02:01 PM

Well neither was Nicole.
I guess Tom just sucks the life outta his wimmen.

Oldnslo

1/6/2006, 02:40 PM

Well neither was Nicole.
I guess Tom just sucks the life outta his wimmen.
Nicole wasn't first.

I share the belief that the baby isn't Tom's.

And I, for one, like Katie. She's an amazing, amazing person. I mean, when you feel this way, you've just got to let the world know.

Okieflyer

1/6/2006, 03:09 PM

Will Ron Hubbard annul their marriage?

Not unless he can do it from the grave.

TheHumanAlphabet

1/6/2006, 03:25 PM

Nicole wasn't first.

I share the belief that the baby isn't Tom's.

And I, for one, like Katie. She's an amazing, amazing person. I mean, when you feel this way, you've just got to let the world know.

Are you implying that Tom is gay or fires blanks?

Herr Scholz

1/6/2006, 03:29 PM

Are you implying that Tom is gay or fires blanks?
He's quite gay. NTTAWWT.

Pieces Hit

1/6/2006, 04:07 PM

Now if we're talkin Heath Ledger I might believe you.

I have seen nothing but hetero behavior from Tom and am a better man for having watched his many fine films.

I would be happy to jump on Oprah's couch with him in celebration of being in love with fine women.

Oldnslo

1/7/2006, 12:21 PM

Are you implying that Tom is gay or fires blanks?
Yes.

StoopTroup

1/7/2006, 01:20 PM

I bet a little Ritlin would help her understand that Tom is "THE MAN!" ;)