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TopDawg
1/3/2006, 06:07 PM
Are you tired of screwing hores because the normal women won't sleep with you?

It's scary how accurately they can target people.
jreed13
1/3/2006, 06:07 PM
It's scary how accurately they can target people.

heh i was expecting it to say something about increasing penis size :O
yermom
1/3/2006, 06:09 PM
i read that as "horses" like 3 times before i read it correctly

there is something wrong with me
OUstudent4life
1/3/2006, 06:17 PM
and, sadly, the exact same thing is wrong with me, yermom. i read it the same way.

meds. must. take. meds.
TopDawg
1/3/2006, 06:21 PM
Heh, funny you all should mention that. Same thing happened to me.

Perhaps it's because it LOOKS more like "horses" than "whores".
william_brasky
1/3/2006, 06:58 PM
the normal women...heh
dolemitesooner
1/3/2006, 07:16 PM
i read that as "horses" like 3 times before i read it correctly

there is something wrong with me
I just read it as that too
dolemitesooner
1/3/2006, 07:17 PM
OHH gawd I thought it was horses....rofl
Penguin
1/3/2006, 07:20 PM
If you're into screwing horses, then I don't think you're in the market for "normal women."
dolemitesooner
1/3/2006, 07:21 PM
If you're into screwing horses, then I don't think you're in the market for "normal women."
hOW DO YOU KNOW ..I mean I am stuck in a rut with the same old sheep ...I mean I like woman ...But the sheep is just right outside my door
FirstandGoal
1/3/2006, 07:32 PM
lmao!!! Who didn't think it said horses at first?
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
1/3/2006, 07:34 PM
It's scary how accurately they can target people.I happen to think your wife is a nice girl :confused: :confused: :confused:
TopDawg
1/5/2006, 01:18 PM
I happen to think your wife is a nice girl :confused: :confused: :confused:

Nice? Maybe. Normal? Hardly.

And then there's this part: "the normal women won't sleep with you?"

She's my WIFE, remember?





She'll kill me if she ever sees this. And it'll be a slow painful death. This would be a good time to point out that I am totally kidding and that nothing I said in this post even remotely resembles the truth. Except the part where I said I was kidding. And that nothing was true. Except the kidding part.
SweetheartSooner
1/5/2006, 02:19 PM
If calling your wife "not normal" is the worst thing she gets... then she should consider herself lucky

My husband called me a dirty skank ho last night.
Mjcpr
1/5/2006, 02:20 PM
If calling your wife "not normal" is the worst thing she gets... then she should consider herself lucky

My husband called me a dirty skank ho last night.

Pic?
Blue
1/6/2006, 02:25 AM
Pic?

This deserves a "heh" and a "bump."

A dirty skank ho in Blanchard. Who knew?