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Okla-homey
1/1/2006, 11:34 PM
The 2006 "In-Out List" from today's "Tulsa World" newpaper:


In: 2006
Out: 2005

In: iPod Nano
Out: iPod Mini

In: Ford's Filling Station
Out: En Fuego

In: iTunes
Out: CDs

In: Text-messaging
Out: Conversation

In: Satellite radio
Out: Satellite TV

In: Tapas
Out: Sushi

In: Circle 2 cinema
Out: Renting indie films

In: Downtown
Out: 71st Street

In: Handmade scarves
Out: Store-bought scarves

In: Hybrid cars
Out: Hummers

In: Western-style clothes
Out: '70s retro

In: Pomegranate martinis
Out: Cosmos

In: Powerball Lottery in Oklahoma
Out: Traveling to Kansas for Powerball tickets

In: Dark chocolate
Out: Milk chocolate

In: Natural makeup
Out: Done-up makeup

In: "Grey's Anatomy"
Out: "ER"

In: Stay-at-home moms
Out: Daycares

In: Ubersexuals
Out: Metrosexuals

In: Cowboy boots
Out: Uggs

In: Pinot noir
Out: Pinot grigio

In: Jake Gyllenhaal
Out: Ashton Kutcher

In: Mixed-breed dogs
Out: Pedigrees

In: Charitable giving
Out: Self-absorption

In: Xbox 360
Out: Playstation 2

In: Meditation
Out: Multitasking

In: Vince Vaughn
Out: Brad Pitt

In: Stemless wine glasses
Out: Traditional stemware

In: Beanies
Out: Ball caps

In: Loving Tulsa
Out: Bashing our city

In: School uniforms
Out: Revealed midriffs

In: Waiting to marry
Out: Marrying after college

In: RiverWalk Crossing
Out: RiverParks

In: "Dancing with the Stars"
Out: "Fear Factor"

In: Kanye West
Out: 50 Cent

In: Home offices
Out: Spare bedrooms

In: Weight Watchers
Out: The Atkins Diet

In: Holiday trees
Out: Christmas trees

In: Rachel Ray
Out: Martha Stewart

In: Blackberry
Out: Palm Pilots

In: Hidden kitchen appliances
Out: Standard ones

In: Carrie Underwood
Out: Kelly Clarkson

In: Original acts
Out: Cover bands

In: "Extreme Home Makeover"
Out: "This Old House"

In: Jersey popping
Out: Chest thumping
In: Dane Cook
Out: Jimmy Fallon

In: Road maps
Out: Google maps

In: Indie labels
Out: Major labels

In: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline
Out: Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey

In: Tropical depressions
Out: Hurricanes

In: Affordable gas
Out: Expensive gas

In: PSP
Out: Gameboy

In: TiVo it
Out: Tape it

In: Finishing road projects
Out: Not finishing them

In: Jay Leno
Out: David Letterman

In: Buying hands-free cell phone attachments
Out: Using hands-free cell phone attachments

In: Blogging to make people laugh
Out: Blogging to complain

In: "The Next Google"
Out: Google

In: Charlize Theron
Out: Nicole Kidman

In: Independent films
Out: Made-for-TV movies

In: The government's need to know
Out: Privacy

In: Manmade disasters
Out: Natural disasters

In: Another underdog World Series champ
Out: Yankees attempting to buy the World Series

In: Books for iPods
Out: Electronic books

In: Paris and Stavros
Out: Paris and Paris

In: Sudoku
Out: Crossword puzzles

StoopTroup
1/1/2006, 11:35 PM
Out: Tulsa World

KC//CRIMSON
1/1/2006, 11:46 PM
Out: Tulsa

:D

StoopTroup
1/1/2006, 11:48 PM
Definitely OUt: Stillwater

KC//CRIMSON
1/2/2006, 12:52 AM
In: Fire

Out: Tornado's

:D

SoonerInKCMO
1/2/2006, 12:58 AM
Beanies and Jay Leno will nevar be in.

Rhino
1/2/2006, 01:32 PM
Since when is Google Maps out?

KC//CRIMSON
1/2/2006, 02:02 PM
Since when is Google Maps out?

True that, double true.

Heh. Meh. http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=5699&search%5Btext%5D=lazy+sunday

OUHOMER
1/2/2006, 02:52 PM
in- self preservation
out-fema

StoopTroup
1/2/2006, 03:25 PM
out: pick 3

in: powerball

dolemitesooner
1/2/2006, 03:31 PM
is there a cliff notes version damn that is long

yermom
1/2/2006, 03:50 PM
In: Jake Gyllenhaal

:eek:

Ike
1/2/2006, 03:55 PM
there were about 10 or so of those where I just had to ask "wtf are they smoking?"

google maps are only out cause google earth is in.

holiday trees are about as in as chuck taylors on the hardwood courts.

Jay Leno is never in

PSP is not nearly as cool as it could have been, mainly cause of sony.

if britney spears and whatshishead are in, I prefer to be out.

this is kinda funny....to most people I know, these two were/are the same thing.
In: Waiting to marry
Out: Marrying after college

and does anyone know what the next google is....cause they sure as hell don't. oh right, the next google is.....google!

Ike
1/2/2006, 03:56 PM
oh and...

IN: Your mom.com right-click-save-as
OUT: Whatever

yermom
1/2/2006, 05:07 PM
oh and...

IN: Your mom.com right-click-save-as
OUT: Whatever

i don't get it :confused:

GottaHavePride
1/2/2006, 05:22 PM
I don't understand the pinot noir / pinot grigio bit. They're different wines, for use in different situations. You don't just drink pinot noir with everything. Bunch of f-ing conformist hillbillies wrote that article. I'll decide what I like, thankyouver'much.

sooneron
1/2/2006, 05:27 PM
Stemless crystal is so last year. Fing hillbillies!

Boffingham
1/2/2006, 07:58 PM
I don't understand the pinot noir / pinot grigio bit. They're different wines, for use in different situations. You don't just drink pinot noir with everything. Bunch of f-ing conformist hillbillies wrote that article. I'll decide what I like, thankyouver'much.

Anybody who watched Sideways now thinks they are a wine expert

GDC
1/2/2006, 07:59 PM
That movie kind of sucked.

Boffingham
1/2/2006, 08:00 PM
When it said SSC, I got excited, but I was definietly disappointed

Beano's Fourth Chin
6/29/2006, 11:16 AM
Turns out this list wasn't all that great a prediction.

XingTheRubicon
6/29/2006, 11:27 AM
nice to see that text messaging has made it to green country