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JohnnyMack
12/31/2005, 06:35 PM
Shave your porn stache. You look like a white trash skank who owns his own pool cue and thinks Flowmaster pipes make your silverado sound bitchin'.

King Crimson
12/31/2005, 06:42 PM
Morrison is this year's Wally Szerbiak. come March it'll be all Morrison hype 24/7.

he's what the numb nuts at the networks call "a great story". which is kind of code for him being white.

AllAboutThe'O'
12/31/2005, 08:08 PM
Shave your porn stache. You look like a white trash skank who owns his own pool cue and thinks Flowmaster pipes make your silverado sound bitchin'.
I think he oughta just grow a beard so it will be less noticeable, a la Jake "the Snake" Plummer, who has suddenly transformed himself from Ron Jeremy into Grizzly Adams.

soonerdave79
1/1/2006, 04:22 PM
That's hilarious Johnny Mack. I couldn't have said it better myself. I think he's really enjoying all the Larry Bird comparisons, so he thought he would grow a mustache like him, too.

william_brasky
1/1/2006, 04:49 PM
Morrison rules. Leave the boy alone.

I heard a couple of cool stories about him on ESPN the other day.

1) When he was a freshman he was sitting in his dorm watching a Gonzaga Campus Network station where this kid from the dorm next to his challenged anyone from Morrison's dorm to meet him between the two dorms to fight. Morrison promptly found some boxing gloves (I guess he had some lying around?) and proceeded to meet and beat the crap out of the challenger.

2) He likes to go rattle snake hunting.

JohnnyMack
1/1/2006, 05:11 PM
Morrison rules. Leave the boy alone.

I heard a couple of cool stories about him on ESPN the other day.

1) When he was a freshman he was sitting in his dorm watching a Gonzaga Campus Network station where this kid from the dorm next to his challenged anyone from Morrison's dorm to meet him between the two dorms to fight. Morrison promptly found some boxing gloves (I guess he had some lying around?) and proceeded to meet and beat the crap out of the challenger.

2) He likes to go rattle snake hunting.

He still looks like a *********.

william_brasky
1/1/2006, 05:26 PM
So you are certified in ********* identification?

BillyBall
1/2/2006, 09:45 AM
He still looks like a *********.

I second that...

OUthunder
1/2/2006, 10:54 AM
Dirk Diggler?

msteudem
1/2/2006, 03:31 PM
Say what you will about the guy but Adam is a true baller.

JohnnyMack
1/2/2006, 03:35 PM
Say what you will about the guy but Adam is a true baller.

Never said he wasn't.

Just said he looks like a white trash skank.

Herr Scholz
1/3/2006, 11:30 AM
His 'stache adds to the Larry Bird comparisons. I like it. At least he cut his mop.

TopDawg
1/3/2006, 02:38 PM
Larry Bird didn't have a mustache. He just drank a lot of milkshakes.

Herr Scholz
1/3/2006, 03:12 PM
Bird had some kind of Adolph Hitler fuzz on his upper lip. Now THAT was white trash.

Herr Scholz
1/3/2006, 03:13 PM
http://www.hollandsentinel.com/images/040604/33.jpg

King Crimson
1/3/2006, 03:20 PM
that state of Indiana shape as the "I" in Indiana State is terrible.

no visual flow at all.