I keep getting pimples on my back!

[Penguin]

And I don't take steroids!


How the hell do I get rid of them?

[1stTimeCaller]

http://research.unc.edu/endeavors/spr2005/images/soap.jpg

[Penguin]

I meant to say, "How do I get rid of them without having to bathe?"

[jk the sooner fan]

"backne" as my kids call it.....i've been told that a little dab of crest toothpaste, allowed to dry over the "affected area" works wonders

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Talk them around to your face, where they belong.

[Spray]

Have you been sleeping in 1TCs bed?

[Penguin]

Have you been sleeping in 1TCs bed?

Well, I wouldn't exactly say that I was "sleeping."

[Okla-homey]

well known side-effect of too much pizza and self-pleasuring.

You're welcome.

[GottaHavePride]

http://research.unc.edu/endeavors/spr2005/images/soap.jpg

And try washing your bedsheets.

[OUthunder]

Maybe one of your troll handles can pop them for you?

[Soonerbabeinbama]

How old are you? Maybe you're going through puberty.

[Penguin]

well known side-effect of too much pizza and self-pleasuring.

You're welcome.

Well, if I don't do the pleasuring, nobody will. :mack:

[Penguin]

And try washing your bedsheets.

What is a "bedsheet"?

[ChickSoonerFan]

Pop 'em!

[Mjcpr]

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[jdsmith]

well known side-effect of too much pizza and self-pleasuring.

You're welcome.

can't fault a man for trying to survive.

[proud gonzo]

what sort of soap do you use in the shower? maybe try a bodywash made for oily skin.

[soonerscuba]

windex

[StoopTroup]

http://www.nreagan.com/Merchant/holyzit.gif

[Penguin]

I read that soaking your back in gasoline will get rid of acne.

We put on two coats of gasoline. So, I'm sitting here smoking my cigar waiting for the gas to dry. I hope it dries pretty soon because I'm in the mood for some pizza and some suspect roughing.

[Tailwind]

Sandpaper.

[proud gonzo]

napalm

[Tailwind]

Heh.

[Penguin]

I am cured! I switched to a moisturizing body wash in the shower and my back is now blemish-free!


I would like to thank pg for suggesting that in a spek message. :)

[proud gonzo]

de nada :D

[Blue]

Eeewwwww. PG knows about back pimples...

[Penguin]

Next time I have a hygiene issue, I'm going straight to the expert.

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The disappearance of your affliction probably has more to do with the scrubbing than the new stuff you bought to scrub with.

I'm surprised "Butt Zits" hasn't shown up as a topic.

[LoyalFan]

The disappearance of your affliction probably has more to do with the scrubbing than the new stuff you bought to scrub with.

I'm surprised "Butt Zits" hasn't shown up as a topic.

Now that you mention it...

Some other possible causes of "Dorsal Dermal Disturbances" are:

Using a hair conditioner. Long hair, saturated with conditioner, draped over one's back, pre-rinse, or rinsing conditioner down one's back, may allow the conditioner to clog pores. Back should be soaped and rinsed again AFTER use of conditioner.

Use of fabric softeners in clothing worn next to skin. The oils in the softener can also clog pores AND prevent the fabric from absorbing body moisture and oils. Same applies if you use softeners on your bed sheets, mattress covers.
Softeners may smell and feel good, but all they do is prevent absorption by coating fibers with what is basically an oil.

Underwear, tees, socks, sheets, and towels (bath, hand, and dish) should not be treated with softeners. Nothing like the scent and taste of Bounce(TM) on your coffee cup or clashing with the dab of "Evening in Stillwater" behind each ear (or in more strategic locations.)

Like that smell? OK, hang a couple of softener sheets in your clothes closet instead of tossing one in the dryer. Toss one into your sock and/or skivvie drawer. Replace every month or so.

And that's a good thing!

M. Stewart.
Cell Block B