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DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 09:49 PM
WVirginia vs Okiehomo!!! Holy shiit. That is classic. You guys should have invited Arkansas and had a trifecta of hygene deprived fans.

Looks like Redneck Assylum no.1 is taking you guys behind the woodshed.

Ha

SoonerMooner
12/22/2005, 09:59 PM
It's amazing that you bigfoot-humping left coast commies have the audacity to call anyone else hygiene-deprived. BWAHAHAHA. The last time I was out in Portland and Beaverton, I have never seen so many hairy, ugly, bull-dyke "females" in my entire life. If it wasn't for internet porn, I bet you dorks in Oregon would never know what a hot woman looks like. I bet your right wrist has carpal-tunnel.

Why don't you go back out in the rain and check your beaver traps, freak.

It is really going to be enjoyable watching the mighty Sooners prison-rape your hideous-uniformed rejects. What kind of a decent athlete would play football in the f'ing state of Oregon anyway? Hell, you people wouldn't know a football from a pair of birkenstocks.

Beat it, loser.

southern sooner
12/22/2005, 10:03 PM
Get familiar with that woodshed, we will be spanking your butt all night there on the 29th.

Readyfor8
12/22/2005, 10:06 PM
Wow a Basketball post on the Football board, nice job by the idiot from Oregon.

StoopTroup
12/22/2005, 10:10 PM
Drunk Duck

~ 6 - 8 duck breasts, boneless & skinless
~ 1 can cream of mushroom soup
~ 1 can cream of chicken soup
~ 1 canister chicken stove top stuffing or cornbread stuffing
~ blush wine



Mix the soups together. Pour half of it into a baking dish.

Place the duck on top of the soup mixture.

Cover the duck with the rest of the soup mixture.

Cover the duck with about 1 inch of the stuffing mix. You can use more or less, just make sure the soup mixture is covered well.

Saturate the stuffing with the wine. Saturate well or the stuffing will burn.

Bake at 350 degrees for 45 - 60 minutes or until duck is done.

If the stuffing is browning to quickly, loosely cover with aluminum foil.

Serve & Enjoy!

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 10:14 PM
The last time I was out in Portland and Beaverton, I have never seen so many hairy, ugly, bull-dyke "females" in my entire life. .

I'll take a west coast beauty queen with a full set of teeth, no black eyes, and shoes over a tobbacco spitting, cross-eyed, baby factory you rednecks call "honey".

homerSimpsonsBrain
12/22/2005, 10:22 PM
So Ducky, according to your reply to mooner, a west coast beauty queen is a hairy, ugly, bull-dyke??? Man! You've been humping knotholes for too long.

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 10:25 PM
So Ducky, according to your reply to mooner, a west coast beauty queen is a hairy, ugly, bull-dyke??? Man! You've been humping knotholes for too long.

To each his own.

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 10:27 PM
http://cellar.org/pictures/redneckbelyflop.jpg

Try to control yourselves guys she is probably allready taken.

OUstud
12/22/2005, 10:28 PM
Please go skydiving without a parachute. Thank you.

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 10:30 PM
edit

BOOMERBRADLEY
12/22/2005, 10:34 PM
I'll take a west coast beauty queen with a full set of teeth, no black eyes, and shoes over a tobbacco spitting, cross-eyed, baby factory you rednecks call "honey".

Hey, back off. Your mom and I go way back...

FirstandGoal
12/22/2005, 10:35 PM
http://cellar.org/pictures/redneckbelyflop.jpg

Try to control yourselves guys she is probably allready taken.


Really truckie, you shouldn't brag about your wife that way on the net.

StoopTroup
12/22/2005, 10:37 PM
Petrified Duck

http://www.indianriverwoodshop.com/images/dd4003.jpg

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 10:38 PM
She is an Okie native. Can you tell?
Is that you on the mike, First and Goal?

OUstud
12/22/2005, 10:41 PM
Does your mother know you're talking to strangers on the internet?

josh09
12/22/2005, 10:43 PM
http://cellar.org/pictures/redneckbelyflop.jpg

Try to control yourselves guys she is probably allready taken.


oh, so you know that shes already taken? thats not a surprise, since she rejected you all those times. youre probably stalking her, watching her and her new boy, crying your eyes out, and wondering why she didnt like you enough.

josh09
12/22/2005, 10:44 PM
you probably went for the one in the red shorts after you were dumped by the diving girl too, huh?

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 10:46 PM
http://www.nssl.noaa.gov/NWSTornado/pic1.jpg

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 10:46 PM
Calm down its just a picture your trailor is still there.

OUTrumpet
12/22/2005, 10:47 PM
Do you Ducks even know what basketball is? Or did Nike explain it for you?

FirstandGoal
12/22/2005, 10:48 PM
She is an Okie native. Can you tell?
Is that you on the mike, First and Goal?


LMAO!!! Hang around this board awhile, and you'll figure out there's no way that could be me. On second thought...nevermind


BTW, sorry I insulted your wife:rolleyes:

oumartin
12/22/2005, 10:49 PM
actually I wanna move to oregon and become a tree huggin' liberal homo where i can marry my same sex partner and go to a school with no tradition and ugly colors and its not Oregon State.

josh09
12/22/2005, 10:49 PM
Calm down its just a picture your trailor is still there.


its just a pic? damn, i was hoping it would suck you up.

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 10:50 PM
So just wondering
Honestly do you guys prefer double-wide, single-wide, or triple-wide when purchasing your dream home?

StoopTroup
12/22/2005, 10:50 PM
DuckTrucker

http://www.lambdashopping.com/shopping/ImageLarge/473-1.jpg

oumartin
12/22/2005, 10:50 PM
oh wait a sec. I think I just saw AD score another touchdown.

josh09
12/22/2005, 10:51 PM
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/45084/2/Dead_Duck_on_the_Road.jpg

thats you on the 29th, buddy

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 10:51 PM
http://intervention.org/trailorpark/images/trailorparkmama.jpg

oumartin
12/22/2005, 10:51 PM
well here in oklahoma we are found of our cousins that have boobs. Not like in oregon where they prefer their cousins with testicles.

oumartin
12/22/2005, 10:51 PM
is that your mom Duck Truck? Cuz I poked her last night while your dad watched.

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 10:51 PM
so is that the sinlge or double model?

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 10:52 PM
well here in oklahoma we are found of our cousins that have boobs. Not like in oregon where they prefer their cousins with testicles.

Well that is a relief
you have one up on Arkansas

oumartin
12/22/2005, 10:53 PM
she's your mom you should know. She's definately a double wide.

josh09
12/22/2005, 10:53 PM
http://intervention.org/trailorpark/images/trailorparkmama.jpg


dont post pics of your dog.... i mean wife on the internet.

josh09
12/22/2005, 10:53 PM
belive me, i know you think shes pretty, but shes truly not buddy

OUstud
12/22/2005, 10:53 PM
None of your incoherent Oklahoma bashing takes away from the fact that, in a state where you are the top university, you are barely 1 level above :stunned: in my Inferno, and Nike still created you and everything your sports teams do. Without MJ, Nike wouldn't be where they are today, and without Nike, you would still have Donald Duck at midfield.

StoopTroup
12/22/2005, 10:55 PM
They are so fun to play with...

http://homepage.mac.com/karmakanic1/.Pictures/RetardoTheDuck.JPG

josh09
12/22/2005, 10:55 PM
are you trying yer ducktruck? because you cant win.

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 10:55 PM
and without Nike, you would still have Donald Duck at midfield.


http://www.normantranscript.com/homepage/images_sizedimage_281014359/xl

At least we don't have gay and gayer

oumartin
12/22/2005, 10:56 PM
your whole state is gay and gayer!

FirstandGoal
12/22/2005, 10:57 PM
You know, truckie, this is really not the forum to display all your family photos. Try myspace.com instead.

StoopTroup
12/22/2005, 10:57 PM
http://www.gfn.com/images/stories/queerduck4.jpg

josh09
12/22/2005, 10:58 PM
see, told you. you cant win. were just too good here.

StoopTroup
12/22/2005, 10:59 PM
http://www.xq28.net/article/pic/duck.jpg

oumartin
12/22/2005, 10:59 PM
I'd have some better insults but I cannot concentrate while his sister is straddling my lap.

SoonerMooner
12/22/2005, 11:00 PM
http://intervention.org/trailorpark/images/trailorparkmama.jpg


Hey butt-plug, that pic was clearly taken in Oregon. Look at the mud puddles. Doesn't it rain 24 hours a day in that sh|thole you call home? I've been to your garbage-strewn state so you can't hide from me, or lie to the rest of this board.

How does it feel to live in a state where the women resemble the fabled sasquatch? No wonder most of your guys are queer.

You toothless, inbred, tree-hugging, bigfoot-humping, internet-masterbating f-tard.supa

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 11:01 PM
I'd have some better insults but I cannot concentrate while his sister is straddling my lap.

Turn the light back on
That is your sister, genius

IronHorseSooner
12/22/2005, 11:01 PM
Guys, I used to live in the that part of the country. The Portland area is pretty much made up of the "hygienically-challenged" types (not as bad as Seattle, but that's a different discussion). Everywhere else is made up of either two types, backwoods rubes or, in Eastern Oregon, Mormons (like much of the interior West). They have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to talk about. You want to get an Oregonian mad, call them Washingtonians. They are worse than Seattlites, they are wanna-be Seattlites!

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 11:01 PM
just go with it

StoopTroup
12/22/2005, 11:01 PM
http://fupushi.net/sig/duck_smash.gif

snp
12/22/2005, 11:02 PM
I'd have some better insults but I cannot concentrate while his sister is straddling my lap.

Might be his brother. Hard to tell with all the hair on the hippie women.

oumartin
12/22/2005, 11:03 PM
Turn the light back on
That is your sister, genius


oh, that was classic DuckTurd.. good stuff.

Big John
12/22/2005, 11:03 PM
http://fupushi.net/sig/duck_smash.gif
What is that guy holding?

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 11:03 PM
Guys, I used to live in the that part of the country. The Portland area is pretty much made up of the "hygienically-challenged" types (not as bad as Seattle, but that's a different discussion). Everywhere else is made up of either two types, backwoods rubes or, in Eastern Oregon, Mormons (like much of the interior West). They have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to talk about. You want to get an Oregonian mad, call them Washingtonians. They are worse than Seattlites, they are wanna-be Seattlites!

burn, I can't take it stop.
I have never been dissed this hard in my life.
I am crying

oumartin
12/22/2005, 11:03 PM
DuckTurd seems to be too clever for us backward folk..

mellopride
12/22/2005, 11:04 PM
http://www.mamohanraj.com/Pics/Oregon2004/oregon.group.2004.sm.jpg

Which one is your wife... Duck.. or do you guys pass'em around like Oregon swingers?

OUinFLA
12/22/2005, 11:04 PM
Duck Dream Home:

http://www.dakotanesting.com/picts/Order1-10.jpg

oumartin
12/22/2005, 11:04 PM
welp guys I'm going to bed. DuckTurd wins.. ;)

StoopTroup
12/22/2005, 11:05 PM
burn, I can't take it stop.
I have never been dissed this hard in my life.
I am crying
It will be over soon.

http://www.rubduckie.com/uploads/Dead_Duck.jpg

SoonerMooner
12/22/2005, 11:06 PM
http://www.mamohanraj.com/Pics/Oregon2004/oregon.group.2004.sm.jpg

Which one is your wife... Duck.. or do you guys pass'em around like Oregon swingers?

See what I mean. Jeez, those Oregon "women" are atractive. I don't see how our women could possibly hold a candle to their ravishing beauty..:rolleyes:

StoopTroup
12/22/2005, 11:09 PM
See what I mean. Jeez, those Oregon "women" are atractive. I don't see how our women could possibly hold a candle to their ravishing beauty..:rolleyes:
They love hippies too...

http://www.poolandspa.com/catalog/images/hippy.jpg

picasso
12/22/2005, 11:10 PM
picture posting smack. this troll outta **** to do or what?

so, our rednecks drive drucks with gun racks and wear camo caps. your rednecks drive trucks with gun racks and wear flannel hats.

big friggin deal.

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 11:11 PM
See what I mean. Jeez, those Oregon "women" are atractive. I don't see how our women could possibly hold a candle to their ravishing beauty..:rolleyes:

This is obviously a case of Okies on vacation.
The authorities no doubt have been notified of the invasion.

StoopTroup
12/22/2005, 11:13 PM
Invasion over.

http://www.studiografico.dk/exhibition/deadduck.jpg

mellopride
12/22/2005, 11:13 PM
This is obviously a case of Okies on vacation.
The authorities no doubt have been notified of the invasion.

Actually, if you want to look it up... they are a family who lives on the beach ther in Oregon. I can see you the link if you'd like. Thanks

picasso
12/22/2005, 11:14 PM
Duckie, I'm betting money you couldn't get laid in Oklahoma regardless.

there's always Sally and her 5 sisters. careful though, friction can be a dangerous thing in the forest.

StoopTroup
12/22/2005, 11:17 PM
Aren't ducks layers?

http://home.dejazzd.com/brat/elions/duck%20eggs.jpg

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 11:17 PM
Your right I can't get laid in Okiehomo.
My conscience won't let me hook up with people of such low intelligence.

picasso
12/22/2005, 11:19 PM
Your right I can't get laid in Okiehomo.
My conscience won't let me hook up with people of such low intelligence.

sincerely, 26 year old troll who never got any.

FirstandGoal
12/22/2005, 11:21 PM
Your right I can't get laid in Oklahoma.


The first step is in admitting you have a problem...

picasso
12/22/2005, 11:21 PM
guess you could mount a Nike shoe. be sure and raise the tongue.

StoopTroup
12/22/2005, 11:22 PM
Your right I can't get laid in Okiehomo.
My conscience won't let me hook up with people of such low intelligence.
Ducks are so smart...

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/169/2488/640/DSCN0020.jpg

StoopTroup
12/22/2005, 11:25 PM
Very smart...:D

http://members.nuvox.net/~slangneck/duck.gif

picasso
12/22/2005, 11:25 PM
dude's talking inbred smack and he has Truck in his name.

and homo smack. seriously imaginative.

FirstandGoal
12/22/2005, 11:26 PM
Your right I can't get laid in Okiehomo.
My conscience won't let me hook up with people of such low intelligence.


Usually I am not the type to correct grammar and or spelling, but since you opened it up with the intelligence comment:

It's you're not your in this context.

What a maroon!! :rolleyes:

Crimson_Balls
12/22/2005, 11:27 PM
Your right I can't get laid in Okiehomo.
My conscience won't let me hook up with people of such low intelligence.

Your insults smell like bigfoot's dick. Take your tree huggin, sasquatch lovin, grass smokin, man-love humpin back to the redwood forest.

StoopTroup
12/22/2005, 11:28 PM
I think we're about done here....

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/23/2082/640/Ducky%20Must%20be%20Random.jpg

picasso
12/22/2005, 11:29 PM
give him a sec, he had to go out on his 2x4 balcony and smoke a gert.
nothing says football like green, neon yellow and a frickin pond dweller.:)

picasso
12/22/2005, 11:30 PM
I had to laugh, and I really don't want to know how balls knows what that particular smell is.

Crimson_Balls
12/22/2005, 11:31 PM
It's not a pleasant smell. I've been to Oregon once and I'm never going camping there again/

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 11:34 PM
sorry guys had some tree hugging/pride rally/pot convention to check in on.
I am back for your entertainment pleasure.
let the smack resume.

StoopTroup
12/22/2005, 11:35 PM
What is that guy holding?
DuckTrucks crackpipe.

http://fupushi.net/sig/duck_smash.gif

Crimson_Balls
12/22/2005, 11:41 PM
sorry guys had some tree hugging/pride rally/pot convention to check in on.
I am back for your entertainment pleasure.
let the smack resume.

The only smack your going to get is when we ruffle your feathers in the Holiday Bowl. The Sooners are going to prove why your Ducks can't get invited to the BCS.

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 11:45 PM
http://www.agriturismocasanova.it/foto/casanova%20tepee%20esternog.jpg

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 11:48 PM
http://d21c.com/terri1/people/ugly.jpg

Go sooners.
Yay!!

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 11:50 PM
The only smack your going to get is when we ruffle your feathers in the Holiday Bowl. The Sooners are going to prove why your Ducks can't get invited to the BCS.

We can't get invited because your big 12 "good ole boy network". Wants to keep us from dominating the college football world.
And that's a fact.

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 11:51 PM
You know, the same way you guys conspired to keep the black man down for centuries.

StoopTroup
12/22/2005, 11:53 PM
We can't get invited because your big 12 "good ole boy network". Wants to keep us from dominating the college football world.
And that's a fact.
I'd say you have a history of ducking out....

http://www.uoregon.edu/~uogradat/images/top/exclasssched/DuckTruck.jpg

StoopTroup
12/22/2005, 11:53 PM
Where do bad ducks go when they die....?

http://www.ravensroost4.com/duck_truck.jpg

picasso
12/22/2005, 11:55 PM
You know, the same way you guys conspired to keep the black man down for centuries.
you post a tipi and spout that wisdom. like the brothers were loading up to go to Oregon.

did you know there are actually tribes from the west coast? it's in books, look it up Wanky.

Crimson_Balls
12/22/2005, 11:55 PM
We can't get invited because your big 12 "good ole boy network". Wants to keep us from dominating the college football world.
And that's a fact.

USC is getting respect in the college football world. They are the most recognized team in college sports.

We only have one Big XII team going to a BCS bowl because they are undefeated. Maybe you should point your feathers at the (9-2) Irish.

StoopTroup
12/22/2005, 11:55 PM
And you called us inbreds.

What a laugh...

http://www.wadingriver.org/Assets/images/DPD2004/digger%20copy.gif

DuckTruck
12/22/2005, 11:57 PM
You have a giant chicken as your avatar.
Yes my friend you are a redneck.

picasso
12/22/2005, 11:58 PM
what kind of football history does mighty Oregon have again? I might need some help here.

Pac 10 middle of the road types. impressive.

StoopTroup
12/22/2005, 11:59 PM
You have a giant chicken as your avatar.
Yes my friend you are a redneck.
Ummmm...

It's a huge rooster.

DuckTruck
12/23/2005, 12:00 AM
what kind of football history does mighty Oregon have again? I might need some help here.

Pac 10 middle of the road types. impressive.

Pac10 middle of road>big8 champions

picasso
12/23/2005, 12:01 AM
give him a break, the blurry vision is a sure symptom of too much pocket scratching.

picasso
12/23/2005, 12:03 AM
Pac10 middle of road>big8 champions
ok troll. please tell me your record against OU again? I mean, you probably know it being a Sooner fan and all. and the smack is weak. can't you do any better than inbred mantra?
I mean there's a whole world of noodling and other activities to explore.

Crimson_Balls
12/23/2005, 12:06 AM
I want to know how many National Championships U of O has.

StoopTroup
12/23/2005, 12:06 AM
In the spring when our peach, pear, and cherry trees blossom, my husband "DuckTruck" strings Christmas lights through the branches. The lights' warmth helps keep the frost off the buds. And it works; we have a bumper crop every year.



http://www.oregonfb.org/media/newsarticle.php

Rhino
12/23/2005, 12:13 AM
This is some of the worst smack talk I've ever seen. It's like he isn't even trying.

Crimson_Balls
12/23/2005, 12:16 AM
He is a boy amongst men.

picasso
12/23/2005, 12:21 AM
he's a duck fan in a truck, going down the road of reality where his 10-1 team must play an average Sooner team. it's a sad tale to be sure.

SoonersEnFuego
12/23/2005, 12:23 AM
Take a risk....pump your own gas.

DuckTruck
12/23/2005, 01:01 AM
ok troll. please tell me your record against OU again? I mean, you probably know it being a Sooner fan and all. and the smack is weak. can't you do any better than inbred mantra?
I mean there's a whole world of noodling and other activities to explore.

Good point.
You hillbillies sure have some strange hobbies.

http://originalalamo.com/images/okienoodling.jpg

DuckTruck
12/23/2005, 01:02 AM
Take a risk....pump your own gas.


I leave that one to you
I don't want to steal your job.

StoopTroup
12/23/2005, 01:49 AM
http://www.fiona.co.jp/images/RESOURCE_BOOK/SCH_READERS/SCH_WFT_-UCK.jpg
in his ***.

picasso
12/23/2005, 01:58 AM
ok boys, I've got a good wine/beer buzz, which means I have enough liquid courage to ask DuckTruck's mom for a date-translates into a walk outside on the deck for a hummer and a cheek squeeze.

wish me luck, and you can keep the stool samples DuckTruck...

picasso
12/23/2005, 02:10 AM
where you at ya dork? it's only 11pm out your way....ahhh that's what I thought, you're just a local troll without any good smack or imaginationology.

DuckTruck
12/23/2005, 02:24 AM
Sorry tell your wife to leave me alone for a minute so I can put you in your place.

picasso
12/23/2005, 02:33 AM
Sorry tell your wife to leave me alone for a minute so I can put you in your place.
sorry bro, I'm not married so said wife must be that yellow stained pillow you've been pumping since 8th grade. what's her name again? Stainella?

picasso
12/23/2005, 02:36 AM
man, it's like shooting ducks on a pond. I've got a buzz and stilll hitting 94%. and that's with DuckTruck's mom in my pants.

picasso
12/23/2005, 02:43 AM
she said when you get there say "rosebud." what's that all about?

josh09
12/23/2005, 09:54 AM
I want to know how many National Championships U of O has.


cmon duck truck, you can do it.

i know its hard for you to count above the number....0.

but CMOOOOON. u can do it. how many?

josh09
12/23/2005, 12:37 PM
see, this is where i was expecting this thread to move to.

U-T
12/23/2005, 01:25 PM
WVirginia vs Okiehomo!!! Holy shiit. That is classic. You guys should have invited Arkansas and had a trifecta of hygene deprived fans.

Looks like Redneck Assylum no.1 is taking you guys behind the woodshed.

Ha

OWNED

Good post.

Quack 10
12/23/2005, 02:12 PM
cmon duck truck, you can do it.

i know its hard for you to count above the number....0.

but CMOOOOON. u can do it. how many?

Actually, it's 13.

David Earl
12/23/2005, 02:12 PM
Buh bye DuckTruck.

David Earl
12/23/2005, 02:13 PM
U-T gets a couple days off for chiming in.