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David Earl
10/7/2003, 08:05 AM
You people,

I need you to change the way you eat sandwiches. From henceforth I want you to approach the middle of the crust on the side towards you, begin eating the crust. Rotate the sandwich in such a way that you eat the crust around the RIGHT SIDE of the sandwich first. This is VERY important. Once you come to the middle of the crust on the back side of the sandwich, flip the sandwich back around. You then may eat the crust on the left side of the sandwich. After eating ALL THE CRUST, then and ONLY then may you eat the rest of the sandwich, right side first, of course.

That is all.

OUDoc
10/7/2003, 08:29 AM
In order for this to work, I need to know the proper "up" side of the sandwich. Otherwise I could be stuck for hours flipping the sandwich over and over, trying to figure out which side is the "true" right.

BamaBaby
10/7/2003, 08:39 AM
ummm is there a particular way the sandwich has to be made... bread side facing the package opening up? (this could help us with the "true right" question above as well)

just wanna make sure I dont get banned for bad sandwichs :D

Flagstaffsooner
10/7/2003, 08:47 AM
DE, that's the way I have been doing it for years.

soonerboomer93
10/7/2003, 08:49 AM
what if i have the crust cut off my sannich's?

OUDoc
10/7/2003, 09:03 AM
Upon further review, I think the location of the cheese may hint at the "true" top o' the sammich.

David Earl
10/7/2003, 09:11 AM
Cheese always goes on top, folks. Always. If you don't like cheese, pretend. Oh, and no cutting the crust off the sandwich. Ever!

Tailwind
10/7/2003, 10:18 AM
But, I like cheese on the top AND the bottom of my sandwich!

BamaBaby
10/7/2003, 10:34 AM
aarrrgggg I'm screwed

I put my cheese in the middle!

Tailwind
10/7/2003, 10:36 AM
And is that MY right or You're right? I'm so confused! And what if its a sub? What then? Oh dear me!!

BamaBaby
10/7/2003, 11:04 AM
And is that MY right or You're right? I'm so confused! And what if its a sub? What then? Oh dear me!!

tops easy with a sub

bottoms flat

kinda like my last date :D

David Earl
10/7/2003, 11:11 AM
You people are messing up a simple operation here. If you simply must put your cheese in the middle, then approach the sandwich backwardly from the right of my left, inverted of course, if you live at the equator.

SelmaBamaFan
10/7/2003, 11:12 AM
SANDWICHES SUCK!!!!

There's a simple solution ;)

Tailwind
10/7/2003, 11:17 AM
tops easy with a sub

bottoms flat

kinda like my last date :D

Yeah, but how do you eat the crust first. I mean ...its a sub!

David Earl
10/7/2003, 11:30 AM
I just finished a brisket sandwich for an early lunch. It was delicious, and I ate it correctly.

BamaBaby
10/7/2003, 11:32 AM
I just finished a brisket sandwich for an early lunch. It was delicious, and I ate it correctly.


lunch should never be eaten prior to 12... 12 - 1 is the LUNCH HOUR

technically what you just had would be BRUNCH :D






actually here we don't do lunch.. we have dinner at 12 then supper 'round 6

SelmaBamaFan
10/7/2003, 11:36 AM
You got that right BB!


Non-Southern folks miss out on supper, and that's just a shame. :(

Tailwind
10/7/2003, 11:47 AM
Whatever you want to call it, that Brisket sandwich sounds good. Can you cyber send me one of those DE?

David Earl
10/7/2003, 02:30 PM
The evening meal is still supper at our house. And we're having meatloaf this evening. Mmmm. I love meatloaf. Maybe I could have a meatloaf sandwich tomorrow for lunch, I mean, brunch.

SelmaBamaFan
10/7/2003, 02:32 PM
heh

Penguin
10/7/2003, 02:45 PM
I like to smoosh the sandwich before I eat it.

sooner_born_1960
10/7/2003, 03:15 PM
As long as you eat the crust off, going around the right side until you're half way through, then flipping the sandwich over and going back the way you came, smoosh all you like.

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/7/2003, 03:20 PM
I've alway eaten my sammiches in a circle. Start at the top, left corner and work around clockwise.

After years and years of doing it this way, how do I stop? How can I all of the sudden start eating them the DE way?

And does it make the sammich taste better? :confused:

sooner_born_1960
10/7/2003, 03:22 PM
I've alway eaten my sammiches in a circle. Start at the top, left corner and work around clockwise.

After years and years of doing it this way, how do I stop? How can I all of the sudden start eating them the DE way?

And does it make the sammich taste better? :confused:
Yes, Will, they are much tastier that way.

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/7/2003, 03:26 PM
I am knot w1ll!

sooner_born_1960
10/7/2003, 03:27 PM
I am knot w1ll!
OK. Whatever you say. ;)

David Earl
10/7/2003, 04:02 PM
Will is blonde?

BamaBaby
10/7/2003, 04:04 PM
I am knot w1ll!


:D

GrapevineSooner
10/7/2003, 04:12 PM
Is it OK to eat pizza sans the crust? Or is that along the same lines as the 'no cutting the crust off' rule for sandwiches?

sooner_born_1960
10/7/2003, 04:16 PM
If it's a pizza buffet, I never eat the "bones".

David Earl
10/7/2003, 04:22 PM
Pizza is a different balgame.

BamaBaby
10/7/2003, 04:26 PM
Pizza is a different balgame.


what about them pizza thingys that come in sandwich form??

then what?

David Earl
10/7/2003, 04:29 PM
Pizza is a different balgame. Pizza thingys that come in sandwich form are a different ballgame.

SoonerInFla
10/7/2003, 08:30 PM
This is flawed. OK, Sandwich is on the plate with the cheese on top as per instructions on the new sandwich eating guide. I noticed that while elevating the sandwich from plate to open mouth that sometime between liftoff and actually reaching said mouth, the sandwich became inverted, thus making the cheese on the bottom side.
So, this made it where;
The one on the right, was on the left
and the one on the left was on the right
and the one in the middle was in the middle
and the rest were in betweeeen.

Now what?

BamaBaby
10/7/2003, 08:35 PM
order out :D

David Earl
10/7/2003, 08:41 PM
Yeah. Toss the sandwich and order pizza.

SoonerInFla
10/7/2003, 08:44 PM
BamaBaby, bring me some ribs?

BamaBaby
10/7/2003, 08:52 PM
BabaBaby, bring me some ribs?

You want ribs? You come and get ribs :D

When ya get my name right I might consider delivery :p

SoonerInFla
10/7/2003, 09:03 PM
oops, well uhhhh, ummm,

:o

Flagstaffsooner
10/7/2003, 09:15 PM
I went to Sonic today for lunch (an OKC company) and had a texass toaster sandwitch. Those I eat in a raster fashion.

GrapevineSooner
10/7/2003, 10:28 PM
I had a Texas Double Cheeseburger for lunch the other day. Does that make me a bad Sooner?

David Earl
10/8/2003, 07:58 AM
I think OU is planning on having a Texas double cheeseburger Saturday at 2:30 too.

SoonerInFla
10/8/2003, 08:31 AM
Double BevoBurgers, and plenty of em.
Wait, Do we gotta eat em from any certain direction now?

David Earl
10/8/2003, 09:33 AM
Eat them with your index and pinky fingers pointed down...

OUthunder
10/8/2003, 10:09 AM
consider it done!

OU4LIFE
10/8/2003, 11:19 AM
Will is blonde?


out of a bottle, yes. :)

OUAndy1807
9/23/2007, 02:52 PM
You people,

I need you to change the way you eat sandwiches. From henceforth I want you to approach the middle of the crust on the side towards you, begin eating the crust. Rotate the sandwich in such a way that you eat the crust around the RIGHT SIDE of the sandwich first. This is VERY important. Once you come to the middle of the crust on the back side of the sandwich, flip the sandwich back around. You then may eat the crust on the left side of the sandwich. After eating ALL THE CRUST, then and ONLY then may you eat the rest of the sandwich, right side first, of course.

That is all.
I've got to say: recently I've started eating sandwiches this way and it is better.

GottaHavePride
9/23/2007, 03:06 PM
I make my sandwiches on rolls or baguettes. What is proper procedure in that situation? Should I gnaw off the crust in hemispherical fashion?

StoopTroup
9/23/2007, 03:20 PM
My mommie always cuts the crust off for me...

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
9/23/2007, 03:49 PM
All these instructions...which ones are mandatory for continued membership?

StormySooner-IN
9/23/2007, 03:53 PM
I had a Texas Double Cheeseburger for lunch the other day. Does that make me a bad Sooner?Only if you enjoyed it....

;)

OUDoc
9/24/2007, 07:59 AM
I've got to say: recently I've started eating sandwiches this way and it is better.
Well, we didn't keep David Earl around because he was ignant.