Now for one of the great enduring questions of all time...

[Okla-homey]

Why do guys go to tittay bars?

I mean look, some female named "Brandi" or "Heather" wiggles in your face, you give her forty dollars in singles which she puts in her g-string, then she turns and walks away. On a good weekend night, she makes $500.00 in tax-free cash. You make nothing.

Then, you go home.

What gives?

[OU4LIFE]

I've never seen the fascination.

[OUDoc]

It's like looking at a Lamborghini. I'll never drive it, either. :(



I kinda feel the same way, homey. I feel like the world's biggest sucker (no pun intended) when I go to tittay bars.

[yermom]

There is no sex in the Champange Room.

[1stTimeCaller]

I'll go about twice a year but I never spend any money other than beers and the cover.

[Taxman71]

Ditto. I go once a year or so and don't spend a dime on the girls other than a waitress/bartender. It is one place you are all but guaranteed not to be seen by your wife, mother, etc. (unless you are waiting for them to get off work).

[fadada1]

are you telling me there are places in this world where perfectly naked women will dance for you???? and all you have to do is pay them????

how is this different from going on a date??? other than the naked part, of course.

[Stanley1]

I met Howzit's mother at one. ;)

[OklahomaTrombone]

I've only been a few times and unless someone else is paying I'll never go again. Its dumb and a waste of money.

[critical_phil]

some female named "Lexus" or "Jade" shakes it in your face

fixed that for ya.........

[colleyvillesooner]

Never appealed to me. Plus, when I have a girlfriend, it seems disrespectful to her to go to one. JMHO.

[Mjcpr]

I've only been a few times and unless someone else is paying I'll never go again.

That was one of the most expensive nights of my life.

TableDanceTrombone we called him.

[Beef]

I kinda like the whole thing of chicks getting naked for money. I would do it if someone paid me.

[mdklatt]

What's more pathetic--the loser who keeps forking over money for one of the girls to just talk to him or the soulless stare of the stripper as she does her thing on stage?

[Okla-homey]

What's more pathetic--the loser who keeps forking over money for one of the girls to just talk to him or the soulless stare of the stripper as she does her thing on stage?

I hear the dancers are all in grad school and they just do it for tuition money.

[OklahomaTrombone]

I hear the dancers are all in grad school and they just do it for tuition money.


especially the 55 year old one I saw at one in Springfield.

http://www.scottsoapbox.com/pics/funny/pumpkin_puke.jpg

[IB4OU2]

What's more pathetic--the loser who keeps forking over money for one of the girls to just talk to him or the soulless stare of the stripper as she does her thing on stage?

So you look at their eyes? We had a customer in Houston back in the eighties that would take us to a high class place called "Ricks" or something.

Every dancer there was Playboy/Penthouse model equivelent and I never paid for a thing.....that was the last time I ever went to one and I need to shut the hell up cause my anniversary's tomorrow.....:eek:

[Stanley1]

So you guys that are SO against strippers, you never watch porn? Never looked at Playboy? Never bought a cute girl a drink, knowing she wasn't going home with you? Same damn thing boys. Same damn thing.

I don't go to them either. I think they are disgusting.

[jk the sooner fan]

years ago when i was stationed at fort hood, i used to travel to houston on a routine basis (about every 3 weeks)..and would stay at a holiday inn on the north side of town that had a little bar....where i could go wet my whistle after a long day of working and dealing with houston traffic.....this particular trip i had to stay somewhere else, with no bar....asking the "concierge" where i might go sit down for a beer, i get directed to a tittay bar.....which i didnt realize what it was till i got there

beers were 6 bucks.....some suicide blonde about 5 foot tall with boobs as big as she was tall comes out and wants to sit with me and "talk"......so we talk about nothing for 30 minutes and then she offers me a "dance for $20"

i tell her no thanks, she gets upset and i explain that the last thing i want to do is leave that place with an empty wallet, stiff **** and going back to a hotel room alone

no thanks...going with a group of guys is one thing, going by yourself just spells pathetic

[Okla-homey]

no thanks...going with a group of guys is one thing, going by yourself just spells pathetic

...or in the daytime. That just screams "sophisticated international man of mystery" don't it? Some of these joints serve lunch. WTF would eat food in a TB?

[Beef]

...or in the daytime. That just screams "sophisticated international man of mystery" don't it? Some of these joints serve lunch. WTF would eat food in a TB?
The shrimp cocktails at The Men's Club are a tasty midday snack.

[1stTimeCaller]

The Diamond Cabaret in Denver has an awesome AYCE prime rib lunch for $5.

[critical_phil]

... WTF would eat food in a TB?


i've heard the Red Dog has good burgers..............

[yermom]

i know some guys that used to go there for lunch

[Stanley1]

Chicken Strippers

Nuf said.

[IB4OU2]

The fancy ones have sneeze guards at the salad bars.

[OklahomaTrombone]

...or in the daytime. That just screams "sophisticated international man of mystery" don't it? Some of these joints serve lunch. WTF would eat food in a TB?


Imagine seeing the "talent" sitting around eating pizza with the DJ and then wipe their hands off and run on stage to dance.

*shudders*

[crawfish]

I met Howzit's mother at one. ;)

Did she stuff a ten in your g-string?

[Mjcpr]

i know some guys that used to go there for lunch

Where is dolemite anyway?

[Okla-homey]

The fancy ones have sneeze guards at the salad bars.

Fortunately (I guess) given the current state of female grooming standards, hair nets are not required.

Thanks, I'll be here all week.

[Stanley1]

Did she stuff a ten in your g-string?

Yeah, that was back when I danced for a living. Good times. Good times.

[handcrafted]

The Diamond Cabaret in Denver has an awesome AYCE prime rib lunch for $5.

Dude, that's sweet. I don't know if I'd be able to pass up a AYCE prime rib at that price, even if it *was* in a TB. Good thing it's in Denver and I'm not. :D

TB's are one of those stupid-*** things you do in college just to act "cool" with other guys. The solution to them is a) grow the heck up, b) start dating, and c) marry the girl of your dreams.

And I really don't get how TBs stay in business, unless it's just that there are a bunch of dumb loser guys with lots of disposable income. Look at it this way: For any woman who wants to sell herself, TBs offer "prostitution light", i.e., the girl doesn't have to do the nasty with all the health implications, but she gets paid anyway (I have no idea what kind of cut the establishment takes, tho). For the guy, he pays a bunch of money but gets no "action".

Silliness.

[handcrafted]

Oh, and....4L invented sporks????

Neat. Sporks are cool..heh...

[Okla-homey]

but she gets paid anyway (I have no idea what kind of cut the establishment takes, tho). Silliness.

I think it depends on whether she is a TB employee or a private contractor who just leases her pole.

[gh55]

This "Brandi and Heather" that you speak of, are these fictional
or personal acquaintances?

[SoonerWood]

I only go for the really good articles.

[Okla-homey]

This "Brandi and Heather" that you speak of, are these fictional
or personal acquaintances?

those are stage names. their real names were Wanda and Deloris.

[Beef]

My stage name would be Darlene.

[1stTimeCaller]

TB's are one of those stupid-*** things you do in college just to act "cool" with other guys. The solution to them is a) grow the heck up, b) start dating, and c) marry the girl of your dreams.

And I really don't get how TBs stay in business, unless it's just that there are a bunch of dumb loser guys with lots of disposable income. Look at it this way: For any woman who wants to sell herself, TBs offer "prostitution light", i.e., the girl doesn't have to do the nasty with all the health implications, but she gets paid anyway (I have no idea what kind of cut the establishment takes, tho). For the guy, he pays a bunch of money but gets no "action".

Silliness.

WOW, that's an awfully tall horse you're on there pal. You might wanna get off of you high horse before you hit your head on an overpass.

[BurningDog]

1. Lets face it Men are Pigs. I don't deny it I accept the fact and go from there.
2. Men like to look at naked women.
3. Men like to look at naked women.
4. Men like to have naked women jiggle their fun parts in our faces.

So all you SO women go home and shake your fun parts for your husband/boyfriend and maybe he will stay out of the strip clubs.

[Okla-homey]

WOW, that's an awfully tall horse you're on there pal. You might wanna get off of you high horse before you hit your head on an overpass.

Chris Rock opined on one of his HBO specials, as the new father of a baby girl he only had one duty:

To keep her off the pole.

According to Chris, if your daughter ends up dancing in a TB, you have seriously failed as a dad. I tend to agree.;)

[1stTimeCaller]

Chris Rock opined on one of his HBO specials, as the new father of a baby girl he only had one duty:

To keep her off the pole.

According to Chris, if your daughter ends up dancing in a TB, you have seriously failed as a dad. I tend to agree.;)

I agree. If I were driving the suck truck(the thing that sucks out port-a-potties) for a living I would say that my Construction Science degree from OU had failed me. But when I pay the suck truck guy to come out and service the ****ters does that make me a failure in the same regard?

[JohnnyMack]

I......suck......for a living......

Allow me to paraphrase that for you.

[Okla-homey]

I agree. If I were driving the suck truck(the thing that sucks out port-a-potties) for a living I would say that my Construction Science degree from OU had failed me. But when I pay the suck truck guy to come out and service the ****ters does that make me a failure in the same regard?

Nope. The succ-truck guy has a very important job to do and he needs to be paid. TB dancers, not so much.

[1stTimeCaller]

they entertain us. Entertainment is a big business in America. Why do you hate America? ;) I put strippers up there with ballet dancers, professional musicians, all pro athletes, college athletes, and painters.

[yermom]

they are just trying to express themselves

[Beef]

tittays

[Sooner_Bob]

I can honestly say I have never been to one . . . evar.

[1stTimeCaller]

I'm not a large fan but I prefer the topless joints to the all nude places. Call me crazy but some things are better left to the imagination at certain times.

[Beef]

I'm not a large fan but I prefer the topless joints to the all nude places. Call me crazy but some things are better left to the imagination at certain times.
mmmmm.......piercings.

[1stTimeCaller]

what about the dreaded mmmm........... roast beef...

[yermom]

gdc is strangely silent on this issue

[Okla-homey]

they entertain us. Entertainment is a big business in America. Why do you hate America? ;) I put strippers up there with ballet dancers, professional musicians, all pro athletes, college athletes, and painters.

I'll put it this way. Say you're in charge of booking a band for your parents 50th anniversary party. Now, you can proudly tell your mom how you went to hear different bands and picked the one you thought was best.

OTOH, say you're in charge of the "entertainment" at your little brother's bachelor party. Are you gonna tell your mom how you went and watched a bunch of strippers and picked "Desiree" because she was the best? Hmmm?;)

[IB4OU2]

I can honestly say I have never been to one . . . evar.

Come on Bob......not even the Dragon's Lair for lunch?

[Beef]

OTOH, say you're in charge of the "entertainment" at your little brother's bachelor party. Are you gonna tell your mom how you went and watched a bunch of strippers and picked "Desiree" because she was the best? Hmmm?;)
My brother apparently had already slept with half the strippers that were at the place I took him for his bachelor party. Definitely not a detail we shared with mom.

[1stTimeCaller]

most folks probably wouldn't but I would and have. After my mom being around me for the past 26 years it's hard to surprise her nowadays. ;)

strippers are entertainment, some people dig it some despise it and others are like me and are pretty much meh about it. Same can be said about any type of entertainment.

[yermom]

Homey sure knows a lot of strippers

[Sooner_Bob]

Come on Bob......not even the Dragon's Lair for lunch?


Nope.

[Beef]

I think it's time for the first annual SO Takes Bob to a Strip Club Happy Hour.

[IB4OU2]

I think it's time for the first annual SO Takes Bob to a Strip Club Happy Hour.

I'll chip in for the table dance!.........;)

[Okla-homey]

Homey sure knows a lot of strippers

I flew B-1's with a guy in Wichita back in the day who lived with a stripper. They threw really interesting parties.

[GDC]

gdc is strangely silent on this issue

I just found this thread, I think everyone knows pretty much where I stand on this topic.:D

[mdklatt]

I think everyone knows pretty much where I stand on this topic.

Right up front with a two fistfuls of singles?

[Stoop Dawg]

If you didn't go home with the girl, you didn't bring enough money.

[Condescending Sooner]

Umm.... because there are nekkid chicks there?

[mdklatt]

Umm.... because there are nekkid chicks there?

I prefer touching nekkid chicks to paying larges sums of money just to look at them. :texan:

[C&CDean]

I've been to the tittay bars maybe 100 times in my life. I've seen em' squat on and bury longneck bottles, **** in pitchers and pour it all over themselves, smoke cigars with their coochie, and many other more "exotic" things we won't mention here.

I will say the following:

I have never, not once, EVER sported wood. Nothing about those trashy whores turns me on. Even when I was a 17 year old GI, I'm thinking "dang, I wonder how many dicks that girl's swallowed?" and "it would suck to be her dad."

I haven't been to one in at least 10-15 years, and have no desire to go to one. Will I again before I die? Maybe, but I honestly think that guys who hang at tittay bars are losers - and quite possibly closet sexual deviants. It ain't like porn. You watch porn and yank your crank. And some ugly yainch numbly dancing in a smoke filled room full of drunken business men is NOT porn. It's pathetic.

[mdklatt]

I've seen em' squat on and bury longneck bottles, **** in pitchers and pour it all over themselves, smoke cigars with their coochie, and many other more "exotic" things we won't mention here.

Good idea...this is a family board after all. :D




I have never, not once, EVER sported wood. Nothing about those trashy whores turns me on. Even when I was a 17 year old GI, I'm thinking "dang, I wonder how many dicks that girl's swallowed?" and "it would suck to be her dad."


I agree 100%. Pathetic and depraved just doesn't do it for me.

[crawfish]

I can honestly say I have never been to one . . . evar.

Me, too.

We're just a couple of prudes.

[BoogercountySooner]

So you look at their eyes? We had a customer in Houston back in the eighties that would take us to a high class place called "Ricks" or something.

Every dancer there was Playboy/Penthouse model equivelent and I never paid for a thing.....that was the last time I ever went to one and I need to shut the hell up cause my anniversary's tomorrow.....:eek:

Uhm!!:D

[sanantoniosooner]

Me, too.

We're just a couple of prudes.
It made me nervous just driving through Valley Brook.:O

[GDC]

I flew B-1's with a guy in Wichita back in the day who lived with a stripper. They threw really interesting parties.

It has its moments.

[MojoRisen]

Why do guys go to tittay bars?

I mean look, some female named "Brandi" or "Heather" wiggles in your face, you give her forty dollars in singles which she puts in her g-string, then she turns and walks away. On a good weekend night, she makes $500.00 in tax-free cash. You make nothing.

Then, you go home.

What gives?

It is to escape mostly from the drowning of daily tasks & the constant barrage of womans lib in our households- that we simply like to be entertained and will pay for it over a beer and sports center... I just can't keep up with modern woman after the fire of the first year of wonderful sex and newness- this goes to some peoples views of only date 20-23 year olds max- and never get married or move in with someone!

Do I have a problem?


:cool:

[sanantoniosooner]

Do I have a problem?


:cool:
you will when you are old enough to repulse 20-23 year olds and have to face your life all by yourself.:(

[soonerscuba]

I really don't like strip clubs, but having lunch at one is actually a lot of fun. I go maybe twice a year with friends who also go like once a year on some impromptu night, if you are smart you bring girls with you. I went to Suger's once. once.

[MojoRisen]

you will when you are old enough to repulse 20-23 year olds and have to face your life all by yourself.:(

I don't care if I repulse myself and I can still get laid- if I have to eat ****e and try to perform- forget about it- it will not be a stripper but more a professional nature.

I assume that happens when? 50+ anything in the 40s can still pull 18-23 year olds - just buy a motorcycle or somthing.

MD :texan:

[GDC]

you will when you are old enough to repulse 20-23 year olds and have to face your life all by yourself.:(

That's when you become a sugar daddy.

[MojoRisen]

That's when you become a sugar daddy.

Agreed- my old man is 67 he grew a gotee and bought a hummer- I swear he pulls more than me.... easily

[sanantoniosooner]

Agreed- my old man is 67 he grew a gotee and bought a hummer- I swear he pulls more than me.... easily
How many of those sweeties will hang around when he breaks a hip or wears diapers?

[GDC]

All I know is I've always had fun at the clubs and away from the clubs with girls who work there. It's just another form of entertainment.

[MojoRisen]

All I know is I've always had fun at the clubs and away from the clubs with girls who work there. It's just another form of entertainment.


I agree with both of the last two comments- it is about being able to have fun- it is pure entertainment- and excitment- period.

About breaking a hip- you mean long term marraiges- well let me tell you we have a problem here- 75% divorce ratio and many of men taken to school and broke- should even consider knockin themselves off because they thought a modern woman would stand by them when they broke a hip-

I would keep my guard up- it is amazing- if you are lucky enough great- but the stats will tell you non of them will stick around while you break a hip and you might as well have a good time.

MD

[MojoRisen]

How many of those sweeties will hang around when he breaks a hip or wears diapers?

Hit on the nurse- hell order one from Russia- 10K she will do both!

Now I am done- I really don't feel that harshly but think about it- 75% divorce ratio- growing tittay bar attendance!

What the hell- have fun.... don't liquadate assests!

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

This thread will end locked and deleted ;)`

[StoopTroup]

What is this place you speak of that women take money from men?

[GDC]

This thread will end locked and deleted ;)`

That happens to all the good and/or informative threads anymore.

[TUSooner]

What is this place you speak of that women take money from men?

Earth?

[GDC]

Like KC//CRIMSON said in another thread, we all pay for it in way or another.

[Taxman71]

All I know is I've always had fun at the clubs and away from the clubs with girls who work there. It's just another form of entertainment.

Very true. If you get to know the girls just to hang out with them you can look like a high roller without spending any cash since the girls just want to hang out with guys who aren't staring at their tittays.

Back in college, Suger's had $3 pitchers every night from 10-12. We would hit that nasty joint for some cheap beer at least 4 nights a week and get to know the girls. Promptly at 12, we were out.

[Okla-homey]

A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, OKC had a TB called "The Beaver Palace." It was quite the establishment.

[Sooner_Bob]

We're just a couple of prudes.


Well I wouldn't go that far . . . :D

[Sooner_Bob]

Frozen needs to comment the quality of TB's up in Anchorage. A guy I worked with in Albuquerque had some stories about them when he worked up there.

[Okla-homey]

Amazing. As of 0837, way less than 24 hours since it was originally put up, this thread has 90 posts and over 780 hits. That's a record for me anyway. I guess it says a lot about us here in the SO huh?;)

[C&CDean]

You know what? Bragging that my dad gets more trim than me borders on the ****ing insane. WTF is wrong with people?

If my dad is getting any trim, I sure as hell don't wanna know about it.

Just a friendly fyi. You guys who shy from relationships, hang at tittay bars and try to get laid by disease-ridden sluts - and then try to justify it by calling it "fun" or "I'm just saving money" or "I don't wanna end up in a divorce" are seriously compensating for something. Little dick? No personality? No self confidence? Overbearing momma? No skills in the sack? Halitosis? Premature ejac? ED? Something.........

I've had some pretty good runs at the "single" lifestyle between marriages. Guess what? It blows. Chunks. It's the lonliest, ****tiest, most depressing way to live your life. I'm not advocating hooking up with somebody just for the sake of hooking up with somebody. I'm advocating relaxing, and not searching. Just have fun and let a relationship happen. And any relationship worth having will NOT start in a tit joint or a whorehouse. I'm just sayin'.....

[Okla-homey]

WTF is DoLemitE? This thread needs soem of his pimpy goodness.

[jk the sooner fan]

You know what? Bragging that my dad gets more trim than me borders on the ****ing insane. WTF is wrong with people?

If my dad is getting any trim, I sure as hell don't wanna know about it.



i thought i was the only one who felt that way, thanks for making me not feel alone in those thoughts

[dolemitesooner]

Ok here is the focking delio

Lap dances are ****inh gay.....20 to have some beotch who aint going to give **** but sit in my lap and tell me how sexy i am am( and somtimes not), Indeeeed A beoncye who wheres white BUT has no idea how good She ****ing loks in red. She moves BACK AND FORTHA DN DOESNT DO **** FOR ME

nOW THATS RETARETED LAD DANCES FOR 20$ JUST PLAN ****ING STUPID

I have gotten One lap dance in my life...I paid $ 10 I talked that trick Down BAM!!!!!

nOW on the other hand GOing to the strip club is good for 3 things.

1. 2tittttiiesss in my face for $1 is the ****....WHEN you have a girl or a wife it the same old sweaty TOOTERS all the time. So $1 for some beoncye is ok.


2. Goina and drinkingwith the bits and Laughing your *** oFF at Dumb *** drunk people and High *** strippers.

I for one have attended midgit night at Nighttrips and it was a ****ing blast making fun of those midgit BitCHs

3. Lunch ....Lipsticks in Dallas has the best ****ing wings I have ever ate.




P.s you can alos go and you and all your buddy come in whereing jersys and tell the Beoncyes you are por or collage FOOTABLL PLAYERS AND THEY wILL do FREE ****ZZZZZZZZZ

bUT BEONCYE AINT gETTTIN IN MY WALLLET

dOESdOLEMITE HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?

get away beoncye you smell LIKE TURKEY GRAVY


DOLEMITE OUT

[mdklatt]

Ok here is the focking delio

Lap dances are ****inh gay.....20 to have some beotch who aint going to give **** but sit in my lap and tell me how sexy i am am( and somtimes not), Indeeeed A beoncye who wheres white BUT has no idea how good She ****ing loks in red. She moves BACK AND FORTHA DN DOESNT DO **** FOR ME

nOW THATS RETARETED LAD DANCES FOR 20$ JUST PLAN ****ING STUPID

I have gotten One lap dance in my life...I paid $ 10 I talked that trick Down BAM!!!!!

nOW on the other hand GOing to the strip club is good for 3 things.

1. 2tittttiiesss in my face for $1 is the ****....WHEN you have a girl or a wife it the same old sweaty TOOTERS all the time. So $1 for some beoncye is ok.


2. Goina and drinkingwith the bits and Laughing your *** oFF at Dumb *** drunk people and High *** strippers.

I for one have attended midgit night at Nighttrips and it was a ****ing blast making fun of those midgit BitCHs

3. Lunch ....Lipsticks in Dallas has the best ****ing wings I have ever ate.




P.s you can alos go and you and all your buddy come in whereing jersys and tell the Beoncyes you are por or collage FOOTABLL PLAYERS AND THEY wILL do FREE ****ZZZZZZZZZ

bUT BEONCYE AINT gETTTIN IN MY WALLLET

dOESdOLEMITE HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?

get away beoncye you smell LIKE TURKEY GRAVY


DOLEMITE OUT


Completely ****ing awesome.

[Frozen Sooner]

Not a big fan, but I'll sometimes wind up at one depending on how drunk I am or how crazy the night is.

Generally waking up with stripper funk all over my clothes is a good reminder about why I don't go very often.

So here's the question: How is going to a titty bar any different from going to Hooters? You've still got scantily-clad women acting like they like you for tips and so you'll buy overpriced food.

The way I look at it is why pay to look at nekkid ladies when there's a whole internet out there-and nobody is going to arrest you for yanking it in your house while looking at porn, and you'll at the very least get a strange look or two if you do it at the titty bar.

Worth mentioning that one of the best conversations I've ever had was with a girl who was giving me a lap dance. She had one hell of a sense of humor.

[C&CDean]

Worth mentioning that one of the best conversations I've ever had was with a girl who was giving me a lap dance. She had one hell of a sense of humor.

This statement makes me cry. And laugh.

And I go to Hooter's for the wings. Nothing else there even semi-attracts me.

[Frozen Sooner]

It blew my mind, Dean. Seriously, the chick had me laughing the whole time.

(I didn't buy the dance, by the way. A friend bought the dance for me.)

And if you go to Hooters for the wings, you need some serious help on what a good wing tastes like.

[Beef]

Back in college, Suger's had $3 pitchers every night from 10-12. We would hit that nasty joint for some cheap beer at least 4 nights a week and get to know the girls. Promptly at 12, we were out.
Some friends bought me a lap dance at Sugars back in school. She left a red mark on my jeans. Of course I couldn't see it because of the darkness of Sugar's. I head out and run into some lady friends. The first words out of one of their mouths was "Beef, what happened to your leg?'" I look down to see a lovely red spot on my leg. I ran home and threw the jeans away. Nasty ****. My friends still give me crap about Bloody Raquel.

[Stanley1]

It blew my mind, Dean. Seriously, the chick had me laughing the whole time.

(I didn't buy the dance, by the way. A friend bought the dance for me.)

And if you go to Hooters for the wings, you need some serious help on what a good wing tastes like.

Agreed. The food, all of it, at Hooters is terrible.

[yermom]

terrible is a bit strong, but it's not great by any means

[sitzpinkler]

You know what? Bragging that my dad gets more trim than me borders on the ****ing insane. WTF is wrong with people?

If my dad is getting any trim, I sure as hell don't wanna know about it.

Just a friendly fyi. You guys who shy from relationships, hang at tittay bars and try to get laid by disease-ridden sluts - and then try to justify it by calling it "fun" or "I'm just saving money" or "I don't wanna end up in a divorce" are seriously compensating for something. Little dick? No personality? No self confidence? Overbearing momma? No skills in the sack? Halitosis? Premature ejac? ED? Something.........

I've had some pretty good runs at the "single" lifestyle between marriages. Guess what? It blows. Chunks. It's the lonliest, ****tiest, most depressing way to live your life. I'm not advocating hooking up with somebody just for the sake of hooking up with somebody. I'm advocating relaxing, and not searching. Just have fun and let a relationship happen. And any relationship worth having will NOT start in a tit joint or a whorehouse. I'm just sayin'.....

see, I'm the complete opposite

marriage = ****tiest, lonliest, most depressing time of my life

single = the best time of my life

and I'm not compensating for jack ****, but I'm not hanging out at TBs and sleeping with strippers either (NTTAWWT if it's your thing, who am I to judge?)

some people prefer the single life, some prefer the married life, and there's nothing wrong with either choice IMO

[yermom]

not every woman is Mrs. Dean though ;)

[Okla-homey]

see, I'm the complete opposite

marriage = ****tiest, lonliest, most depressing time of my life

single = the best time of my life

and I'm not compensating for jack ****, but I'm not hanging out at TBs and sleeping with strippers either (NTTAWWT if it's your thing, who am I to judge?)

some people prefer the single life, some prefer the married life, and there's nothing wrong with either choice IMO

Laugh, dance, sing...in short live la vida loco!

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4467/loco3ow.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Jimminy Crimson]

And I go to Hooter's for the wings. Nothing else there even semi-attracts me.

Why do you hate BigRedJed? :texan:

[MojoRisen]

You know what? Bragging that my dad gets more trim than me borders on the ****ing insane. WTF is wrong with people?

If my dad is getting any trim, I sure as hell don't wanna know about it.

Just a friendly fyi. You guys who shy from relationships, hang at tittay bars and try to get laid by disease-ridden sluts - and then try to justify it by calling it "fun" or "I'm just saving money" or "I don't wanna end up in a divorce" are seriously compensating for something. Little dick? No personality? No self confidence? Overbearing momma? No skills in the sack? Halitosis? Premature ejac? ED? Something.........

I've had some pretty good runs at the "single" lifestyle between marriages. Guess what? It blows. Chunks. It's the lonliest, ****tiest, most depressing way to live your life. I'm not advocating hooking up with somebody just for the sake of hooking up with somebody. I'm advocating relaxing, and not searching. Just have fun and let a relationship happen. And any relationship worth having will NOT start in a tit joint or a whorehouse. I'm just sayin'.....

No compensation here- how did you make out in those divorces! yep when the money is all gone better get hitched up again! that's all I am sayin- Relationships are fine- just don't liquadate assests because you got some trim and she wants you to tie the knot! Pre nump!

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

As long as ole Dean has his wonderful wife right now and is financially stable now I bet he cares very little about what went wrong in the past.

[BillyBall]

I've been to a few and everytime I leave completely depressed. I just think about whats going on inside that poor chicks head, what got her to this point, what kind of childhood she must have had, etc., and get really screwed up for the rest of the night. I then drink away those thoughts....

[C&CDean]

As long as ole Dean has his wonderful wife right now and is financially stable now I bet he cares very little about what went wrong in the past.

You bet right.

Can't change it, so may as well forget about it.

You wanna see sad? You wanna see pathetic? You wanna see lonely? Check out a 50-something dude out on the make. Someday, all you young bucks are gonna be there (good Lord willin'). Those of you who choose to remain single are gonna be that guy. A giant "L" tattooed on your forehead. A cheap faux-gold chain around your neck, a POS hairpiece, and a pocket full of Viagra. A convertible, capped teeth, and a fake bake. You'll rock.

I am amongst the blessed and will admit it. I accidently found my wife when the furthest thing from my mind was getting married again. She looks good, she cooks good, she cleans, and she comes to poppa. She's responsible, she ain't ****ing my friends, she ain't all jacked up with single-chick paranoia, and she's steadier (hormone wise) than most men I know. She's a great mother, friend, and all-around great person.

Coming home to a dark house when you're fiddy-something, carrying a bag of Jack-in-the-Crack takeout and crawling into an empty bed just ain't my idea of living. If it works for you, cool.

[Mjcpr]

I'm going to invent Hillbilly Greeting Cards and hire Dean as my writer.

[Beef]

"Sometimes I reflect back on all the strippers I have put a dollar in
their g-string and I feel ashamed. Then I think about her 5 illiterate
children and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't put my dollar in their
Mommy's g-string, they might never get out of the trailer park and their
dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself "It is better to put a
dollar in this poor woman's crotch and let her children's dreams come
true than to be selfish and worry about my wallet."

Beef

[critical_phil]

another great enduring question of all time is this: why do i agree with most of the things dean says?

[fesperman58]

I've been to a few and everytime I leave completely depressed. I just think about whats going on inside that poor chicks head, what got her to this point, what kind of childhood she must have had, etc., and get really screwed up for the rest of the night. I then drink away those thoughts....
'Spek....know exactly what you mean...I haven't been in a long time....hope I never go to one again.

[yermom]

more guys are exploited at the tittay bars more than the beyonces working there

i have a hard time feeling sorry for strippers

the smart ones invest their money and/or pay for school instead of sniffing it up their noses ;)

[Okla-homey]

more guys are exploited at the tittay bars more than the beyonces working there

i have a hard time feeling sorry for strippers

the smart ones invest their money and/or pay for school instead of sniffing it up their noses ;)

I hear a lot of them "play for the other team" and hate men anyway.

[Jimminy Crimson]

I hear a lot of them "play for the other team" and hate men anyway.

...and you get to witness it firsthand at the classiest joints! :texan:

At least that's what :dean: told me once.

[Mjcpr]

I hear a lot of them "play for the other team" and hate men anyway.

I'm pretty sure that's the case for all of the ones that shot me down.

[yermom]

a lot of them play for both teams :texan:

[dolemitesooner]

a lot of them play for both teams :texan:
kINDA LIKE YOU:mad:

[Jimminy Crimson]

kINDA LIKE YOU:mad:

worthless without pics ;)

[dolemitesooner]

worthless without pics ;)
i WOULD NEVER TAKE PICS OF HIM doing it with a woman.


I cant belive you went and had sex with a WOMAN:mad: YOU SUCK YERMOM AND i DONT LIKE THAT UNLESS ITS ME

[Stanley1]

someone's pw not safe?

[colleyvillesooner]

They day it got weird

[Okla-homey]

dolEshizzle is obviously tanked. i hope he don't get baNn3d.

[dolemitesooner]

someone's pw not safe?
mY PASSWORD IS SAFE

[yermom]

i'm sorry d0LeMizzLE i was drunk

it won't happen again

[dolemitesooner]

i'm sorry d0LeMizzLE i was drunk

it won't happen again
iT BETTER NO

dOSNR MATTER i found a new sheep anyways

[yermom]

it's shaved so it feels more like a woman, huh?

[dolemitesooner]

it's shaved so it feels more like a woman, huh?
hOW DID YOU KNOW:mad:

[yermom]

well, it's not from experience...

you mumble that in your sleep most nights

[lexsooner]

Why do guys go to tittay bars?

I mean look, some female named "Brandi" or "Heather" wiggles in your face, you give her forty dollars in singles which she puts in her g-string, then she turns and walks away. On a good weekend night, she makes $500.00 in tax-free cash. You make nothing.

Then, you go home.

What gives?

Homey, the sentence "You make nothing" is incorrect. You ALWAYS get something in return when you willingly pay money over and over again, and my assumption is strip clubs are a billion dollar business worldwide. It's the live version of what guys look at in magazines or on the internet, except in the live case you go home smelling like cigarette smoke, are out a lot more money, and are probably pretty drunk too. It all appeals to our primal male desires, allows us to get a cheap arousal and to fantasize. Those clubs love to advertise their girls as "college students," just to add more to our fantasies. Maybe the guy goes home and gets more aroused with the wife or with himself.

Also, it often does not just end with the guy going home without you know what. I would think in a lot of those clubs many of the strippers do extras backstage or after work for high paying customers.

[mdklatt]

I cant belive you went and had sex with a WOMAN:mad: YOU SUCK YERMOM AND i DONT LIKE THAT UNLESS ITS ME

They say you never lie when you're drunk....

[Okla-homey]

They say you never lie when you're drunk....

In Vino Veritas

[mdklatt]

In Vino Veritas

What does otherd have to do with this?

[yermom]

didn't he meet his wife at a strip club or something?

[MojoRisen]

You bet right.

Can't change it, so may as well forget about it.

You wanna see sad? You wanna see pathetic? You wanna see lonely? Check out a 50-something dude out on the make. Someday, all you young bucks are gonna be there (good Lord willin'). Those of you who choose to remain single are gonna be that guy. A giant "L" tattooed on your forehead. A cheap faux-gold chain around your neck, a POS hairpiece, and a pocket full of Viagra. A convertible, capped teeth, and a fake bake. You'll rock.

I am amongst the blessed and will admit it. I accidently found my wife when the furthest thing from my mind was getting married again. She looks good, she cooks good, she cleans, and she comes to poppa. She's responsible, she ain't ****ing my friends, she ain't all jacked up with single-chick paranoia, and she's steadier (hormone wise) than most men I know. She's a great mother, friend, and all-around great person.

Coming home to a dark house when you're fiddy-something, carrying a bag of Jack-in-the-Crack takeout and crawling into an empty bed just ain't my idea of living. If it works for you, cool.

CC- I hear ya- but what are us young bucks to do with a 75% divorce ratio- I just consider myself to be ahead of the curve and not carrying a lot of baggage- sure 45-50 would be a good time to settle down- and then it is not like you need it 4-5 times a week- and could use a cuddle buddy- good cook and good company!

and the occasional TITTA Y Bar with your sons! Priceless

"Warren Zevon left home at 16 to NYC when he finally beat his old man in poker!"

MD

[Stoop Dawg]

CC- I hear ya- but what are us young bucks to do with a 75% divorce ratio

I don't let other people's failure dictate my success.

[GDC]

I've been married to a couple of dancers, neither of whom I met at their place of employment, btw. They are people just like anyone else, who just happen to have decent enough bodies that they get paid for taking their clothes off. As to the 75% divorce rate, I've got that beat, cause I'm batting 1000.

[FirstandGoal]

As to the 75% divorce rate, I've got that beat, cause I'm batting 1000.


Me too. :( So far 3 of 3 down the tubes....

Hey, at least I can say I am 100% :O

[Frozen Sooner]

Way to be phenomenal, gdc! I've got you on my fantasy divorce team!

Seriously, I'm with you. Most of the dancers I've met socially are just regular folks who happen to be less shy about taking off their clothes than most people.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Is it true that all strippers smell the same? Like there is special stripper perfume they wear?

[GDC]

I think that's more due to all strip joints smelling like stale smoke and beer.

[Sooner_Bob]

And if you go to Hooters for the wings, you need some serious help on what a good wing tastes like.



Exactly . . . the food at most Hooters sucks. :mack:

[Sooner_Bob]

I don't let other people's failure dictate my success.


Exactly. If you go in expecting to split you most definitely will.

[C&CDean]

I've been married to a couple of dancers, neither of whom I met at their place of employment, btw. They are people just like anyone else, who just happen to have decent enough bodies that they get paid for taking their clothes off. As to the 75% divorce rate, I've got that beat, cause I'm batting 1000.

I dated a stripper when I was in the military. A couple of them in fact. They are not "people just like anyone else, who just happen to be decent enough......"

They're insecure, lonely, troubled people with all kinds of crisis going on in their lives. Sure there's a lot of "non-strippers" with the same maladies, but overall strippers always carry some daddy baggage or some other issues with them up on that pole.

And like I said, you ain't gonna meet someone worth marrying at strip joint. Neither is she. Two negatives always adds up to a negative.

[mdklatt]

And like I said, you ain't gonna meet someone worth marrying at strip joint. Neither is she. Two negatives always adds up to a negative.

You know that voice you hear in your head sometimes when you're about to do something stupid? The voice that says, "Don't be a dumbass!"? That voice is Dean.

[colleyvillesooner]

You know that voice you hear in your head sometimes when you're about to do something stupid? The voice that says, "Don't be a dumbass!"? That voice is Dean.

Heh, yep.

[C&CDean]

You know that voice you hear in your head sometimes when you're about to do something stupid? The voice that says, "Don't be a dumbass!"? That voice is Dean.

That "voice" was honed on decades of being the one doing stupid ****.

[Vaevictis]

I've never been into a strip club. My wife keeps telling me she wouldn't mind (a couple of her friends were peelers); her comment is, "You can look at the menu, you just better not order off of it."

I'll never go. It's not that I have a problem with strip clubs. What two adults do in private... I don't care. But as for me... I've got better stuff to spend money on. Even if I don't have any bills to pay now, or anything to buy, there's always retirement.

I dunno, I'd rather be living large in 40-50 years than dropping that money to see some stranger naked today.

But I guess that's just me.

[Okla-homey]

That "voice" was honed on decades of being the one doing stupid ****.

You know, if us humans were capable of learning from other humans' mistakes, I reckon the last mistake would have been committed in about, oh say, 1173 or so.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Is it true that all strippers smell the same? Like there is special stripper perfume they wear?Evidently not. Some friends of mine went out a few weekends ago for a bachelor party. Evidently one of the women smelled like pancake syrup.:confused::confused:

[Taxman71]

I've never been into a strip club. My wife keeps telling me she wouldn't mind (a couple of her friends were peelers); her comment is, "You can look at the menu, you just better not order off of it."

I'll never go. It's not that I have a problem with strip clubs. What two adults do in private... I don't care. But as for me... I've got better stuff to spend money on. Even if I don't have any bills to pay now, or anything to buy, there's always retirement.

I dunno, I'd rather be living large in 40-50 years than dropping that money to see some stranger naked today.

But I guess that's just me.

Does your wife post here?

But seriously, I enjoyed hanging is these joints in my younger years because it offers a different environment (you don't worry about your gf, ex, relative, etc. showing up). However, I never tipped the dancers. I would just hang out and talk em up at a table. Blowing cash on a dancer is like paying someone to give you blueballs.

[49r]

Evidently not. Some friends of mine went out a few weekends ago for a bachelor party. Evidently one of the women smelled like pancake syrup.:confused::confused:

They always smell like peaches to me.

I think it's the makeup more than anything.

[NormanPride]

You know, if us humans were capable of learning from other humans' mistakes, I reckon the last mistake would have been committed in about, oh say, 1173 or so.

You underestimate our ingenuity, sir!

[Vaevictis]

Does your wife post here?

No, and thank goodness. People consider me a liberal, and I'm conservative by comparison. And she can be pretty violent about it, figuratively speaking.

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

I flew B-1's with a guy in Wichita back in the day who lived with a stripper. They threw really interesting parties.

Off topic, but you flew B-1's? I would love to go for a ride on one of those!

[Mjcpr]

Off topic, but you flew B-1's? I would love to go for a ride on one of those!

I don't think he has one anymore.

[NormanPride]

I don't think he has one anymore.

Hocked it for beer money?

[OU4LIFE]

I dated a stripper when I was in the military. A couple of them in fact.

if by "dated" you mean "porked repeatedly" then I agree.

Hey GI, me rove you rong time.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

'Porked'.

:meat:

[Okla-homey]

I don't think he has one anymore.

Yes, I had to turn it in when I retired. That said, there used to be some hunks of one scattered around the canyon floor down in the Big Bend area where some guys smashed one into a sheer vertical rock escarpment doing about 430 IAS back in the late 80's. The biggest piece recovered would fit inside a "Hula Hoop."

[GDC]

I assumed homey bumped this thread because he's grappling with his bachelorhood this week.;)