What Do I Want For Christmas?

[Mjcpr]

Mrs Mj needs some ideas and I can't think of anything.

[royalfan5]

I have always been happy when I got prOn for Christmas.

[Widescreen]

Talent.
A sense of humor.
A gay-ectomy.

[ChickSoonerFan]

Tickets to a Hornets game!

[ChickSoonerFan]

a full day beauty treatment

[Mjcpr]

Talent.
A sense of humor.
A gay-ectomy.

I really should stop being so serious around here.

[crawfish]

testicles.

[IB4OU2]

Your spider veins removed?

[Mjcpr]

These ideas, they're horrible.

[Widescreen]

Heh.

[1stTimeCaller]

http://www.childrenssoftwareonline.com/p_pics/easy-bake-oven_thumb.jpg

[Czar Soonerov]

A carton of smokes & a bottle of bourbon.

[ChickSoonerFan]

These ideas, they're horrible.

at least no one said hot coffee

[Mjcpr]

at least no one said hot coffee

Now we're talkin'.

[GDC]

iPod, Infinity G35, new computer, new flat-screen TV?

[mdklatt]

Mrs Mj needs some ideas

Spaghetti.

[crawfish]

I really should stop being so serious around here.

I will when you do.

[ultimatesooner1]

BEER

[Mjcpr]

BEER

Nope, that's what mom always gets me.

[Newbomb Turk]

Spaghetti.

One can never get enough spaghetti. :D

[JohnnyMack]

A big box of porn.

[Al Gore]

Xbox 360......

[SoonerBorn68]

I got mine...the $378 HP laptop at Wal-Mart's day-after-Thanksgiving sale. Of course I had to get in line at 2:30AM to secure the third of 15. :D

[sanantoniosooner]

One can never get enough spaghetti. :D
his mom supplies that with the beer.

[GottaHavePride]

A nice leather briefcase. Wait, that's me.

http://images.orvis.com/orvis_assets/prodimg/17RKL2VT.jpg

[Mjcpr]

Nevermind, guys....crisis is over. I figured it out.

I want a new garage door opener because mine suddenly started making really loud grinding noises and refused to open the door.

:mad::mad:

[OUthunder]

bourbon

[BillyBall]

A Cambodian orphan??? I hear they can mow a mean yard....

[Mjcpr]

Are you people death? I said a garage door opener.

[JohnnyMack]

Are you people death? I said a garage door opener.

Too obscure.

Not gold, maybe silver.

[sanantoniosooner]

bathroom tile

[Howzit]

Chaps. For your golf outings with Hairy.

[Howzit]

And a quirt.

[StoopTroup]

A $200 massage at a reputable Therapist. ;)

[Howzit]

Dat incrude hoppy ending?

[StoopTroup]

Happiest.

[Mjcpr]

bathroom tile installer

Good call!

[Kimberlyz4OU]

World Peace

[Howzit]

Hello?!?!?

QUIRT!!!1

[Al Gore]

A Cambodian orphan??? I hear they can mow a mean yard....You are going to hell.......




.......and some mad landscaping......

[Mjcpr]

A Cambodian orphan??? I hear they can mow a mean yard....

True, but they leave teeth marks around the flower beds.

[Al Gore]

I had to look up the meaning of quirt......

[Mjcpr]

I had to look up the meaning of quirt......

I was afraid to but I don't know what it is either.

[IB4OU2]

Nevermind, guys....crisis is over. I figured it out.

I want a new garage door opener because mine suddenly started making really loud grinding noises and refused to open the door.

:mad::mad:

Don't be rash.....Hang in there, mine stopped doing that after about 25 years............

[OUinFLA]

a night with a hooker.
just what a married man needs to appreciate his wife's thoughtfulness.

[Hublah]

a night with a hooker for my wife...
Just what I need to get her off my case! :)

[sanantoniosooner]

GIS for 'clown hooker' was fruitless.:(

[Mjcpr]

Nevermind, guys....crisis is over. I figured it out.

I want a new garage door opener because mine suddenly started making really loud grinding noises and refused to open the door.

:mad::mad:
Update: door wouldn't close this morning and the opener isn't even plugged in. One of the rollers is broken and there is a spool of cable at the top of the door that has wrapped itself all around some kind of metal tube that is part of the opener "fixture". Sweet!! I couldn't leave this morning. So I got somebody to call out and I left it open, albeit at about a 45 degree angle. :O

Dear Thieves: Come on in, the presents are under the tree so help yourself. Also, my bigscreen TV will fit nicely out the front door.

Dear Norm: Have you been to my garage lately?

Merry ****ing Christmas!! :mad:

More updates to follow.

[Widescreen]

More updates to follow.
I shant sleep tonight perchance you forget to regale us further the intriguing tale of you and your intractable garage door. :dolemite:

[Mjcpr]

I shant sleep tonight perchance you forget to regale us further the intriguing tale of you and your intractable garage door. :dolemite:

Have I told you to suck it lately?

:D

[ou4me]

That would explain the goofy smile in his av.

[OUinFLA]

Update: door wouldn't close this morning and the opener isn't even plugged in. One of the rollers is broken and there is a spool of cable at the top of the door that has wrapped itself all around some kind of metal tube that is part of the opener "fixture". Sweet!! I couldn't leave this morning. So I got somebody to call out and I left it open, albeit at about a 45 degree angle. :O



After reading this, might I suggest you contract with a "skilled" installer to put in a new opener for you?

[Mjcpr]

After reading this, might I suggest you contract with a "skilled" installer to put in a new opener for you?

What, you don't think I could fix that thingymajig?

I called someone.

:D

[Widescreen]

Have I told you to suck it lately?

:D
No, but reminders are always welcomed. :P

Actually you should feel good about your predicament. At my house, the sh!tter's full.

[OU4LIFE]

loser.

turn in your man card.

[proud gonzo]

What, you don't think I could fix that thingymajig?

I called someone.

:D
i just spekked you with a good luck comment, but upon reflection I think it probably sounded more sarcastic than intended :D

[gh55]

The garage door opener should be your wife's present and you
should get a double portion of spagetti!:D

[OklahomaTrombone]

Did you call Advantage OverHead Doors?

I know the dude that owns it, he probably would have given you a sweet discount if you called and told him you knew me.

[crawfish]

I was afraid to but I don't know what it is either.

Wikopedia was a pretty safe place to look.

It's a riding crop.

Which explains why howzit knows what one is.

[Sooner_Bob]

I want a new garage door opener because mine suddenly started making really loud grinding noises and refused to open the door.

:mad::mad:


Same here . . . it's like the screwdrive is stripped or something. But it dang sure won't be for me. It's a "family" gift. :D

[OU4LIFE]

I know what you want for Christmas.....


http://img115.imageshack.us/my.php?image=4lifemjcpr8nc.jpg

[Howzit]

heh.

[Mjcpr]

I know what you want for Christmas.....

http://img115.imageshack.us/my.php?image=4lifemjcpr8nc.jpg

You want me to turn away and act like I didn't just see that ****tay drive from GHP?

:confused::confused:


;)

[Mjcpr]

Oh, and $218.41.

Merry Holiday.

[OU4LIFE]

splendiferous.

[Howzit]

I know what you want for Christmas.....


http://img115.imageshack.us/my.php?i...femjcpr8nc.jpg (http://img115.imageshack.us/my.php?image=4lifemjcpr8nc.jpg)

It looks like he's assessing what size of quirt to use.

[OU4LIFE]

one that won't leave a mark.

heh

[Howzit]

now that there's comedy.

[IB4OU2]

You want me to turn away and act like I didn't just see that ****tay drive from GHP?

:confused::confused:


;)

Poor excuse, everybody else had to watch.............

[OU4LIFE]

hey squeek, Howzey's got a bowl pool going.....

[Herr Scholz]

Get a big barbeque smoker for tailgating and such.

http://www.sybbq.com/testimonials/images/kims.jpg

[GDC]

nm

[Herr Scholz]

Stalk much, gdc? It's kind of creepy.

[GDC]

nm

[Widescreen]

So, did you get your garage door fixed?

[Mjcpr]

So, did you get your garage door fixed?

I did.....the next day. Came in just a shade under 3 bills. :mad:

[OU4LIFE]

nice job squeek. I'm proud of you and $hit