View Full Version : What Do I Want For Christmas?
Mjcpr
12/20/2005, 04:28 PM
Mrs Mj needs some ideas and I can't think of anything.
royalfan5
12/20/2005, 04:29 PM
I have always been happy when I got prOn for Christmas.
Widescreen
12/20/2005, 04:30 PM
Talent.
A sense of humor.
A gay-ectomy.
ChickSoonerFan
12/20/2005, 04:30 PM
Tickets to a Hornets game!
ChickSoonerFan
12/20/2005, 04:31 PM
a full day beauty treatment
Mjcpr
12/20/2005, 04:31 PM
Talent.
A sense of humor.
A gay-ectomy.
I really should stop being so serious around here.
crawfish
12/20/2005, 04:31 PM
testicles.
IB4OU2
12/20/2005, 04:33 PM
Your spider veins removed?
Mjcpr
12/20/2005, 04:34 PM
These ideas, they're horrible.
Widescreen
12/20/2005, 04:36 PM
Heh.
1stTimeCaller
12/20/2005, 04:36 PM
http://www.childrenssoftwareonline.com/p_pics/easy-bake-oven_thumb.jpg
Czar Soonerov
12/20/2005, 04:39 PM
A carton of smokes & a bottle of bourbon.
ChickSoonerFan
12/20/2005, 04:43 PM
These ideas, they're horrible.
at least no one said hot coffee
Mjcpr
12/20/2005, 04:44 PM
at least no one said hot coffee
Now we're talkin'.
iPod, Infinity G35, new computer, new flat-screen TV?
mdklatt
12/20/2005, 04:47 PM
Mrs Mj needs some ideas
Spaghetti.
crawfish
12/20/2005, 04:49 PM
I really should stop being so serious around here.
I will when you do.
ultimatesooner1
12/20/2005, 05:16 PM
BEER
Mjcpr
12/20/2005, 05:18 PM
BEER
Nope, that's what mom always gets me.
Newbomb Turk
12/20/2005, 06:18 PM
Spaghetti.
One can never get enough spaghetti. :D
JohnnyMack
12/20/2005, 06:22 PM
A big box of porn.
Al Gore
12/20/2005, 08:43 PM
Xbox 360......
SoonerBorn68
12/20/2005, 08:49 PM
I got mine...the $378 HP laptop at Wal-Mart's day-after-Thanksgiving sale. Of course I had to get in line at 2:30AM to secure the third of 15. :D
sanantoniosooner
12/20/2005, 08:58 PM
One can never get enough spaghetti. :D
his mom supplies that with the beer.
GottaHavePride
12/20/2005, 09:43 PM
A nice leather briefcase. Wait, that's me.
http://images.orvis.com/orvis_assets/prodimg/17RKL2VT.jpg
Mjcpr
12/20/2005, 09:53 PM
Nevermind, guys....crisis is over. I figured it out.
I want a new garage door opener because mine suddenly started making really loud grinding noises and refused to open the door.
:mad::mad:
OUthunder
12/20/2005, 09:54 PM
bourbon
BillyBall
12/20/2005, 09:55 PM
A Cambodian orphan??? I hear they can mow a mean yard....
Mjcpr
12/20/2005, 10:01 PM
Are you people death? I said a garage door opener.
JohnnyMack
12/20/2005, 10:04 PM
Are you people death? I said a garage door opener.
Too obscure.
Not gold, maybe silver.
sanantoniosooner
12/20/2005, 10:06 PM
bathroom tile
Howzit
12/20/2005, 10:18 PM
Chaps. For your golf outings with Hairy.
Howzit
12/20/2005, 10:18 PM
And a quirt.
StoopTroup
12/20/2005, 10:27 PM
A $200 massage at a reputable Therapist. ;)
Howzit
12/20/2005, 10:29 PM
Dat incrude hoppy ending?
StoopTroup
12/20/2005, 10:31 PM
Happiest.
Mjcpr
12/20/2005, 10:39 PM
bathroom tile installer
Good call!
Kimberlyz4OU
12/20/2005, 10:41 PM
World Peace
Howzit
12/20/2005, 10:42 PM
Hello?!?!?
QUIRT!!!1
Al Gore
12/20/2005, 10:55 PM
A Cambodian orphan??? I hear they can mow a mean yard....You are going to hell.......
.......and some mad landscaping......
Mjcpr
12/20/2005, 10:56 PM
A Cambodian orphan??? I hear they can mow a mean yard....
True, but they leave teeth marks around the flower beds.
Al Gore
12/20/2005, 10:57 PM
I had to look up the meaning of quirt......
Mjcpr
12/20/2005, 10:59 PM
I had to look up the meaning of quirt......
I was afraid to but I don't know what it is either.
IB4OU2
12/20/2005, 11:07 PM
Nevermind, guys....crisis is over. I figured it out.
I want a new garage door opener because mine suddenly started making really loud grinding noises and refused to open the door.
:mad::mad:
Don't be rash.....Hang in there, mine stopped doing that after about 25 years............
OUinFLA
12/20/2005, 11:34 PM
a night with a hooker.
just what a married man needs to appreciate his wife's thoughtfulness.
Hublah
12/20/2005, 11:39 PM
a night with a hooker for my wife...
Just what I need to get her off my case! :)
sanantoniosooner
12/20/2005, 11:41 PM
GIS for 'clown hooker' was fruitless.:(
Mjcpr
12/21/2005, 10:08 AM
Nevermind, guys....crisis is over. I figured it out.
I want a new garage door opener because mine suddenly started making really loud grinding noises and refused to open the door.
:mad::mad:
Update: door wouldn't close this morning and the opener isn't even plugged in. One of the rollers is broken and there is a spool of cable at the top of the door that has wrapped itself all around some kind of metal tube that is part of the opener "fixture". Sweet!! I couldn't leave this morning. So I got somebody to call out and I left it open, albeit at about a 45 degree angle. :O
Dear Thieves: Come on in, the presents are under the tree so help yourself. Also, my bigscreen TV will fit nicely out the front door.
Dear Norm: Have you been to my garage lately?
Merry ****ing Christmas!! :mad:
More updates to follow.
Widescreen
12/21/2005, 10:28 AM
More updates to follow.
I shant sleep tonight perchance you forget to regale us further the intriguing tale of you and your intractable garage door. :dolemite:
Mjcpr
12/21/2005, 10:37 AM
I shant sleep tonight perchance you forget to regale us further the intriguing tale of you and your intractable garage door. :dolemite:
Have I told you to suck it lately?
:D
ou4me
12/21/2005, 10:42 AM
That would explain the goofy smile in his av.
OUinFLA
12/21/2005, 10:58 AM
Update: door wouldn't close this morning and the opener isn't even plugged in. One of the rollers is broken and there is a spool of cable at the top of the door that has wrapped itself all around some kind of metal tube that is part of the opener "fixture". Sweet!! I couldn't leave this morning. So I got somebody to call out and I left it open, albeit at about a 45 degree angle. :O
After reading this, might I suggest you contract with a "skilled" installer to put in a new opener for you?
Mjcpr
12/21/2005, 11:02 AM
After reading this, might I suggest you contract with a "skilled" installer to put in a new opener for you?
What, you don't think I could fix that thingymajig?
I called someone.
:D
Widescreen
12/21/2005, 11:29 AM
Have I told you to suck it lately?
:D
No, but reminders are always welcomed. :P
Actually you should feel good about your predicament. At my house, the sh!tter's full.
OU4LIFE
12/21/2005, 11:32 AM
loser.
turn in your man card.
proud gonzo
12/21/2005, 12:30 PM
What, you don't think I could fix that thingymajig?
I called someone.
:D
i just spekked you with a good luck comment, but upon reflection I think it probably sounded more sarcastic than intended :D
The garage door opener should be your wife's present and you
should get a double portion of spagetti!:D
OklahomaTrombone
12/21/2005, 01:00 PM
Did you call Advantage OverHead Doors?
I know the dude that owns it, he probably would have given you a sweet discount if you called and told him you knew me.
crawfish
12/21/2005, 01:08 PM
I was afraid to but I don't know what it is either.
Wikopedia was a pretty safe place to look.
It's a riding crop.
Which explains why howzit knows what one is.
Sooner_Bob
12/21/2005, 01:10 PM
I want a new garage door opener because mine suddenly started making really loud grinding noises and refused to open the door.
:mad::mad:
Same here . . . it's like the screwdrive is stripped or something. But it dang sure won't be for me. It's a "family" gift. :D
OU4LIFE
12/21/2005, 01:13 PM
I know what you want for Christmas.....
http://img115.imageshack.us/my.php?image=4lifemjcpr8nc.jpg
Howzit
12/21/2005, 01:15 PM
heh.
Mjcpr
12/21/2005, 01:39 PM
I know what you want for Christmas.....
http://img115.imageshack.us/my.php?image=4lifemjcpr8nc.jpg
You want me to turn away and act like I didn't just see that ****tay drive from GHP?
:confused::confused:
;)
Mjcpr
12/21/2005, 01:41 PM
Oh, and $218.41.
Merry Holiday.
OU4LIFE
12/21/2005, 01:49 PM
splendiferous.
Howzit
12/21/2005, 01:54 PM
I know what you want for Christmas.....
http://img115.imageshack.us/my.php?i...femjcpr8nc.jpg (http://img115.imageshack.us/my.php?image=4lifemjcpr8nc.jpg)
It looks like he's assessing what size of quirt to use.
OU4LIFE
12/21/2005, 01:59 PM
one that won't leave a mark.
heh
Howzit
12/21/2005, 02:02 PM
now that there's comedy.
IB4OU2
12/21/2005, 02:07 PM
You want me to turn away and act like I didn't just see that ****tay drive from GHP?
:confused::confused:
;)
Poor excuse, everybody else had to watch.............
OU4LIFE
12/21/2005, 02:25 PM
hey squeek, Howzey's got a bowl pool going.....
Herr Scholz
12/21/2005, 02:39 PM
Get a big barbeque smoker for tailgating and such.
http://www.sybbq.com/testimonials/images/kims.jpg
Herr Scholz
12/21/2005, 03:53 PM
Stalk much, gdc? It's kind of creepy.
Widescreen
1/6/2006, 02:29 PM
So, did you get your garage door fixed?
So, did you get your garage door fixed?
I did.....the next day. Came in just a shade under 3 bills. :mad:
OU4LIFE
1/7/2006, 06:36 PM
nice job squeek. I'm proud of you and $hit
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