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TopDaugIn2000
12/15/2005, 10:55 AM
ummmm, no thanks (http://www.slate.com/id/2132067/)

"The latest rage in cosmetic surgery is virginity restoration. Business is booming in "revirgination," i.e., hymen reattachment. Cost: $2,000 to $5,000. Unmarried immigrant women are getting it to avoid family disgrace by hiding the fact that they've lost their virginity. Married women are getting it (along with vagina-tightening surgery) to thrill husbands on their anniversaries. Objection from the left: It's female genital mutilation. Objection from the right: It's virginity fraud."

Dio
12/15/2005, 10:57 AM
I thought rolling back the odometer was illegal?

Skysooner
12/15/2005, 11:00 AM
Given the hell that was my wedding night with a virgin bride, no thank you.

Mjcpr
12/15/2005, 11:18 AM
Narrowing of the Hallway

fadada1
12/15/2005, 11:20 AM
along with vagina-tightening surgery
i got no problem with that...

BoogercountySooner
12/15/2005, 11:21 AM
I thought rolling back the odometer was illegal?


Don't be a sour puss!:)

Mjcpr
12/15/2005, 11:22 AM
i got no problem with that...

Have you ever thought of becoming a Judge?

Mjcpr
12/15/2005, 11:23 AM
Don't be a sour puss!:)
There's bound to be something they could do for that too.

fadada1
12/15/2005, 11:24 AM
Have you ever thought of becoming a Judge?
i got no problem with that either.:D

BoogercountySooner
12/15/2005, 11:24 AM
There's bound to be something they could do for that too.


Breathmints work for you?:D

Harry Beanbag
1/10/2006, 09:17 AM
There's bound to be something they could do for that too.


http://www.zuckermanpharmacy.com/images/products/big/34579.jpg

jk the sooner fan
1/10/2006, 09:20 AM
virgins arent supposed to know all the tricks that non virgins know, so you'd have a hard time selling that bag of goods....

william_brasky
1/10/2006, 09:47 AM
hymen vagina...heh

william_brasky
1/10/2006, 09:51 AM
hotdog down a hallway...:les: