if you could fight one person from the SO

[critical_phil]

..in a cage match, who would it be?


i'd like to fight Vertitis or maybe loyalfan. either way, i think they tap out in the first 3 minutes......

[Stanley1]

Too. Easy.

[Mjcpr]

Too. Easy.

He's not talking swordfights.

Or is he?

[critical_phil]

i would also like to fight stanley1 and mjcpr.

[Stanley1]

He's not talking swordfights.

Or is he?

I hope not.

I'll be honest. LAS. Dude would probably be trying to tell me his latest movie ideas as I pounded (nonsexually) him. :D

[Stanley1]

i would also like to fight stanley1 and mjcpr.

YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?????

[1stTimeCaller]

I'd choose Dean. He seems like he's tougher than the rest of yous. He'd tap out in about the 5th round.

[critical_phil]

i would also like to fight dean.



and 1tc.

[Stanley1]

You sure like to fight alot.

[1stTimeCaller]

i would also like to fight dean.



and 1tc.

you had better fight me last because it will be your last.:dean:

[King Crimson]

..in a cage match, who would it be?


i'd like to fight Vertitis or maybe loyalfan. either way, i think they tap out in the first 3 minutes......


did you say:

http://fray.slate.com/media/89000/89324/000908_SpinalTap02.jpg

Veritas would make you his sex farm woman.

[Veritas]

Veritas would make you his sex farm woman.
Funny you mention that, now that I've got my sweet hog I've been contemplating the purchase of a sex farm.

[Beef]

Fighting is whack.

[1stTimeCaller]

I will not hesitate to unleash my 5'-3 1/2" , 138# frame against any sucker on this board.

[GDC]

I do not want to fight whatever is in Beef's avatar.

I can think of one non-Sooner poster in particular I'd like to box the ears of.

[Beef]

I do not want to fight whatever is in Beef's avatar.
He bit the plumber on Monday. Hopefully, I won't lose my homeowners insurance.

[Stanley1]

I will not hesitate to unleash my 5'-3 1/2" , 138# frame against any sucker on this board.

I like your resolve.

[critical_phil]

Veritas would make you his sex farm woman.


while i'm sure V has extensive experience handling greased farm animals for gratification, i don't see how that gives him an advantage. he stands no chance against me in the octagon.


add King Crimson to the list.......

[colleyvillesooner]

I will not hesitate to unleash my 5'-3 1/2" , 138# frame against any sucker on this board.


Like this?
http://pages.prodigy.net/zvelf/Rundown.jpg

[yermom]

I will not hesitate to unleash my 5'-3 1/2" , 138# frame against any sucker on this board.

you gotta get that last 1/2 in there don't you?

if that is true, i'd toss you around like a rag doll :D

i think i'd want to take on C_P

loser has to take the drum set

[crawfish]

I'll fight any of our female posters.

In Jel-lo.

[Stanley1]

I'd like to wrestle with Chick. In the mud.

Edit: Damn it crawfish.

[critical_phil]

loser has to take the drum set


oh yeah, i almost forgot.

i'm slashing prices for the holidays...........


$150.

[Veritas]

while i'm sure V has extensive experience handling greased farm animals for gratification, i don't see how that gives him an advantage. he stands no chance against me in the octagon.
Dude, I'd pwn you without having to even put down my new programming book.

[OklahomaTrombone]

oh yeah, i almost forgot.

i'm slashing prices for the holidays...........


$150.

I'll give you $2 and an unopened can of coke

[Stanley1]

oh yeah, i almost forgot.

i'm slashing prices for the holidays...........


$150.

I'll give you tree-fiddy ($3.50)?

[proud gonzo]

I'm staying out of this thread.... :eek:

[critical_phil]

Dude, I'd pwn you without having to even put down my new programming book.


you might want to put that long-haired book away and start practicing tapping out........

[C&CDean]

The whole ****ing lot of you. One at a time, or all at once. I don't care.

[Stanley1]

I'm staying out of this thread.... :eek:

Thats what I thought. Biotch. :D

[jk the sooner fan]

stanley and chick

the new improved brangel! ;)

[Howzit]

I'm not really a violent person. But I'll challenge any of you to a farting contest.

[Howzit]

Or even fake-farting. Hands-in-the-flapping-armpit at 20 paces.

[GDC]

Xing vs. Dean would be the best.

[proud gonzo]

Thats what I thought. Biotch. :D
bring it

[C&CDean]

Xing vs. Dean would be the best.

aka - Mr. Wrong vs. Mr. Right.

[C&CDean]

bring it

Look people, it's the War of the Weebles.

[proud gonzo]

I'm not really a violent person. But I'll challenge any of you to a farting contest.
you would SO win. unless I could bring in a ringer.

can you do THIS? (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6304447980554417691&q=fart)

[1stTimeCaller]

pukka shell vs. cowpie

[C&CDean]

Homo vs. straight guy

[proud gonzo]

Look people, it's the War of the Weebles.
I take back the spek I just gave you :mad: :D

[C&CDean]

I take back the spek I just gave you :mad: :D

But you'd whup him.

[proud gonzo]

well why didn't you just say that in the first place? ;)

[Stanley1]

But you'd whup him.


I disagree.

[C&CDean]

I disagree.

We're talking fighting here Stan, not nintendo.

[proud gonzo]

I disagree.
oh do you.

[Howzit]

Yeah, pg'd hit him once, Stan would cry, his underliner would run and the route would be on...

[proud gonzo]

We're talking fighting here Stan, not nintendo.
I dunno... I used to kick some *** on old school super nintendo mario kart :D

[Stanley1]

Geez.....she won't even concede Nintendo. :O

[mdklatt]

Would pg get to use firearms?

[1stTimeCaller]

Geez.....she won't even concede Nintendo. :O
I dunno Stan, I see a Super in there before Nintendo in her post. Surely you can take her on old school Nintendo.

[critical_phil]

i would also like to fight jack ingram, greenday, and the roots.

[Stanley1]

I dunno Stan, I see a Super in there before Nintendo in her post. Surely you can take her on old school Nintendo.

Heh.....I'd like to think so. If not, I'll bust out the Atari, she's probably never even seen a working one.

[1stTimeCaller]

i would also like to fight jack ingram, greenday, and the roots.
Jack Ingram would snap that chicken neck of yours :D

[proud gonzo]

Would pg get to use firearms?
get to? :confused:

[mdklatt]

If not, I'll bust out the Atari, she's probably never even seen a working one.

JOKE OVERLOAD
JOKE OVERLOAD
JOKE OVERLOAD

[mdklatt]

get to? :confused:

Be allowed to? :confused:

[Stanley1]

Be allowed to? :confused:

I think she was saying that you couldn't stop her from using one.

[C&CDean]

Two things I thought I'd never see in the same sentence. Old school, and nintendo. I still call all those POS video games "nintendo" or "tendo" for short.

[Scott D]

Dean still gets down with playing 'Pong' on the old 17" b&w tv ;)

[mdklatt]

Dean still gets down with playing 'Pong' on the old 17" b&w tv ;)

Beep.





Boop.





Beep.






Boop.

[Beef]

Fighting is still whack. Namby pambies.

[C&CDean]

Dean still gets down with playing 'Pong' on the old 17" b&w tv ;)

When I was a kid, we'd hang out at the Palo Verde Amusement Center. We had pool tables and pinball. When I was a young teenager, I was working in a Straw Hat Pizza in Tucson when Pong came out. 10 cents a game. I used to spend my entire break playing myself in Pong. I was a Pongin' muh****ah.

[Widescreen]

I'd fight bri, Bruce and Will.

[ChickSoonerFan]

hhhmmm...not many girls posting in here..wonder if I could take PG? :rolleyes:

[mdklatt]

hhhmmm...not many girls posting in here..wonder if I could take PG? :rolleyes:

CHICK FIGHT!

:texan:

[Veritas]

I'd just cast Kickass +5 and pwn all j00!!!111

[mdklatt]

I'd just cast Kickass +5 and pwn all j00!!!111

Dork.

[ChickSoonerFan]

I'd just cast Kickass +5 and pwn all j00!!!111

I don't understand one word of this...are you picking a fight with me?

[Fish]

Originally Posted by PG


you would SO win. unless I could bring in a ringer.

can you do THIS?


Is casting Petronis legal?

[BeetDigger]

I used to spend my entire break playing myself in Pong. I was a Pongin' muh****ah.


Pongsterbation.:texan:

[BeetDigger]

hhhmmm...not many girls posting in here..wonder if I could take PG? :rolleyes:


[kramer voice] CCCCcattt fight. [/kramer voice]

[GDC]

Two things I thought I'd never see in the same sentence. Old school, and nintendo. I still call all those POS video games "nintendo" or "tendo" for short.

Intellivision pwned Nintendo.

[IB4OU2]

I'd arm wrestle Dean for a bottle of Crown........

[C&CDean]

I'd arm wrestle Dean for a bottle of Crown........

That's cool. As long as we both get to drink it - you win. I ain't gonna pop a tendon or something if the Crown flows either way.

[proud gonzo]

Is casting Petronis legal?
Expecto Patronum!!

[C&CDean]

Expecto Patronum!!

I'm wondering if PG's Patronis would be this giant french horn blowing sour notes?

[IB4OU2]

That's cool. As long as we both get to drink it - you win. I ain't gonna pop a tendon or something if the Crown flows either way.

No other way......

[Scott D]

IB4OU2 v. me would be a cripple fight of epic proportions ;)

[Widescreen]

IB4OU2 v. me would be a cripple fight of epic proportions ;)
Only because of your bad knees. In your prime, though...

[IB4OU2]

IB4OU2 v. me would be a cripple fight of epic proportions ;)

You got that right!
But it would be talked about on the SO for years......:D

[Scott D]

Only because of your bad knees. In your prime, though...

heh in my prime I was one of those guys who said he'd take an *** whuppin from Mike Tyson for a million bucks ;)

[mdklatt]

I was one of those guys who said he'd take an *** whuppin from Mike Tyson for a million bucks ;)

What about an ear-chewing?

[Scott D]

naw, I just wanted to fight him when he was a little bit crazy, not full blown insane :D

[BoogercountySooner]

When I was a young teenager, I used to spend my entire break playing with myself in Pong. I was a Pongin' muh****ah.


FIXED!!:D Wheres Pong?

[BoogercountySooner]

IB4OU2 is a few A$$whoopins up on me but I inflicted the last one what was it 30 years ago!:O

[jreed13]

Blue. :D

[sanantoniosooner]

i think i'd want to take on C_P

loser has to take the drum set
I want you to know........that no matter what happens.......

You are BOTH still losers to me...........:D

[IB4OU2]

IB4OU2 is a few A$$whoopins up on me but I inflicted the last one what was it 30 years ago!:O

Yeah, I learned pretty quick not to mess with all state linebackers.....:D

[OU4LIFE]

I'm a peace lover, besides most of you are probably bigger and meaner than me.

[IB4OU2]

I'm a peace lover, besides most of you are probably bigger and meaner than me.

Bruce has you gun shy now, doesn't he?

[Widescreen]

4Life, don't worry about Bruce. I took him out a couple of pages back.

[GDC]

I think that would pretty much preclude me from posting here anymore.

[Blue]

Blue. :D

Oh yeah? I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast.

[soonerbrat]

..in a cage match, who would it be?


i'd like to fight Vertitis or maybe loyalfan. either way, i think they tap out in the first 3 minutes......



is there going to be jello involved? if so, I choose CSF :D

[jreed13]

Oh yeah? I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast.
huh? did you say something? :rolleyes:

[critical_phil]

I want you to know........that no matter what happens.......

You are BOTH still losers to me...........:D


sas/brangel,


you and me, by the flag pole, at 3:30 tomorrow.

you may want to call Blue Cross/Blue Shield and lower your deductible.

[Blue]

huh? did you say something? :rolleyes:

I'll help you out...

jreed-"You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?":D

[sanantoniosooner]

all three of us are going to bite your face off.

[pb4ou]

I'm a lover, not a fighter. Ooohh Baby!!!!!!! Unless you spill my beer.

[jreed13]

I'll help you out...

jreed-"You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?":D

:dolemite:

[BoogercountySooner]

If ya get whooped by Blue does that mean you've been blown?

[soonerbrat]

i can't believe the jello comment was completely ignored.

[GDC]

Oh, I noticed.

[Skysooner]

i can't believe the jello comment was completely ignored.

You are such a tease, brat.

[critical_phil]

dean.


today, i'd definitely want a shot at dean............

[Lee Corso]

Bring it on, sissies.

[soonerbrat]

Bring it on, sissies.



here Lee Corso..don't forget your pencil

http://tspweb02.tsp.utexas.edu/webarchive/06-21-01/Images/pencil.tif2.jpg

[dolemitesooner]

I'd fight thundar

[dolemitesooner]

04

[dolemitesooner]

and soonerus

[C&CDean]

dean.


today, i'd definitely want a shot at dean............

Bring it math boy.

[dolemitesooner]

I would have said dean ....but he is a *****

[C&CDean]

I would have said dean ....but he is my daddy

Son?

So, that parakeet looking hooker I did in Juarez about 20 years ago shat you out huh? Well don't be beggin' for no child support.

[dolemitesooner]

Son?

So, that parakeet looking hooker I did in Juarez about 20 years ago shat you out huh? Well don't be beggin' for no child support.
DADDY!!!!!!!!????!!! :O :confused:

[49r]

Bring it on, sissies.

NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND!!!!


:mack:

[XingTheRubicon]

How 'bout we arrange a smart people v. conservatives street fight.


Oh, check that, I forgot you all have guns.;)

[Al Gore]

i can't believe the jello comment was completely ignored.I can't believe cp didn't comment.....perv.....

[GDC]

Son?

So, that parakeet looking hooker I did in Juarez about 20 years ago shat you out huh? Well don't be beggin' for no child support.

I remember her.:texan:

[LoyalFan]

I'm staying out of this thread.... :eek:

Dang! (I've already spent 500 bux on Jello(TM) to fill the "arena"!)
Another dream shattered. Oh gall. Oh bitter, bitter, fate.

Loyal"HalfNelson"Fan

[critical_phil]

Mongo.


definitely Mongo.


bring it on Little Debbie.....

[Mongo]

choose your style of fighting, I am sure you will revert back to your limp wristed attacks


Thunderdome bitch, U can haz azzwhupin nao

[Frozen Sooner]

PGs patronus would definitely be a gigantic parrot.

[critical_phil]

choose your style of fighting, I am sure you will revert back to your limp wristed attacks


Thunderdome bitch, U can haz azzwhupin nao



pfft, like this would be a fair fight.


i'd just throw a Ding Dong on the ground and then kick you in the head when you bent down to eat it.


and when i say Ding Dong, i mean penis.

[OU Adonis]

I am torn between Melo and Sick'em. Both I would want to fight because I think it would be easier victories. Melo I would have more fun, but I think she would put up a bigger fight than sickem.

Thats my two cents.

[proud gonzo]

PGs patronus would definitely be a gigantic parrot.heehee :D

[StuIsTheMan]

wow imust be slack'n...no one wants to fight me...how's that?


That's because "I'm a Bad Man!"...."I'm Pretty"..."I'm the Champion of the World!"

http://www.digitaljournal.com/photo/060412ali.jpg

[Mongo]

did somebody say ding dong?




Who is the biggest person here? I'll take them on, kinda my first day in the pen

[bri]

PGs patronus would definitely be a gigantic parrot.

Which would, of course, be easily defeated by my patronus: A gigantic spider.

[OUDoc]

Who is the biggest person here? I'll take them on, kinda my first day in the pen
I think Harry might be. But he's more a lover than a fighter, from what Pat says.

[proud gonzo]

I think Harry might be. But he's more a lover than a fighter, from what Pat says.oh yeah.

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/2686/4lifemjcpr8ncme8.jpg

[StuIsTheMan]

Who the heck is that?

[proud gonzo]

*sigh*

[OU Adonis]

and what is that little man looking at? If I didn't know any better that little fella was looking for buttsex

[StuIsTheMan]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1023/954194822_c8fade45e3_o.jpg

the guy on the right is pretty big...who ever that is:rolleyes: :D

[dolemitesooner]

I'd fight Rus

[yermom]

i'd fight Abraham Lincoln

[jk the sooner fan]

sam walton

[colleyvillesooner]

heh

[Beef]

*sigh*
I'm really getting sick of your smarmy attitude about everything. I want to fight pg.

[Hamhock]

sam walton


who does he post as?

[StoopTroup]

I'd like to see Czar and VK in a cage match. :D

I'd bet on VK. :D

BTW....

This is how my last fight got started.

Why do big guys always pick on us little guys?

Last Fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyVsWx3JaHM&mode=related&search=)

[StoopTroup]

Oh...

Never mess with Sam the Bellhop...

Sam the Bellhop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyVsWx3JaHM&mode=related&search=)

[proud gonzo]

i'd fight Abraham Lincolnbig guy, big reach

[proud gonzo]

I'm really getting sick of your smarmy attitude about everything. I want to fight pg.Fine--show up to a tailgate and it is ON.

[Czar Soonerov]

I'd like to see Czar and VK in a cage match. :D

I'd bet on VK. :D



She'd come out looking like this...

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/3989/vkneg2cg5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[StoopTroup]

Heh.

[OCUDad]

I want to fight whoever resurrected this thread.

[SicEmBaylor]

big guy, big reach
He's easier to take if you catch him at the theatre.

[critical_phil]

I want to fight whoever resurrected this thread.


name the time and place, cupcake.

[SoonerGirl06]

Definately SicEm. I could take him hands down.

[StoopTroup]

I think this gal could take Freddy Krueger...

The Claws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wML7sfZrXd8&NR=1)

[olevetonahill]

Definately SicEm. I could take him hands down.
Ill fight Any gurl anytime anywhere
Guys at 400 yrds :D

[Harry Beanbag]

who does he post as?


Norm

[OU Adonis]

Definately SicEm. I could take him hands down.

:hot:

[oumartin]

Definately SicEm. I could take him hands down.


a cat fight!

[soonerbrat]

a cat fight!



ROWR!

[SoonerGirl06]

a cat fight!

:D Here kitty, kitty! :D

[SicEmBaylor]

Definately SicEm. I could take him hands down.
I'd pretend not to enjoy it.

[Newbomb Turk]

I'd take on brat and sg06 at the same time - in a jello rasslin match.

[olevetonahill]

I'd take on brat and sg06 at the same time - in a jello rasslin match.
Id let em Tie me up, Then they could abuse me anyway they want .:D

[Frozen Sooner]

I'd pretend not to enjoy it.

Anyone have a mental image of SicEm yelling "Eeek! Icky!" waving his hands around and such?

[Newbomb Turk]

Anyone have a mental image of olevet yelling "abuse me...please!" waving his hands around and such?

yep

[olevetonahill]

yep
Im tied up remember , So it wouldnt be My arms wavin around ;)

[Harry Beanbag]

Anyone have a mental image of SicEm yelling "Eeek! Icky!" waving his hands around and such?


Absolutely

[critical_phil]

i can't believe no one has brought up the possibility of the female posters on this board in a jello wrestling match.


you guys are slipping....

[Turd_Ferguson]

How bout Ole Vet and Tailwind mud rassle.

[SoonerAtKU]

Upon intense personal meditation and reflection, I have determined that my patronus would most likely take the form of an asian prostitute. That HAS to be a weakness for someone on this board.

That person is who I'd fight.

[SoonerAtKU]

Also, it's not that bri's all that big, it's just that mc is a wee fireplug of a human.

[Rogue]

Upon intense personal meditation and reflection, I have determined that my patronus would most likely take the form of an asian prostitute. That HAS to be a weakness for someone on this board.

That person is who I'd fight.

Near as I can tell, that'd be Chuck Bao's weakness (see sig).

Me, I'd wanna fight SoonerWill from the old old SO. Dude was a carpet cleaning imaginary friend. Then I'd lay the smack down on one of those random penguins from the opposing team. Those penguins **** me off! :texan:

[SicEmBaylor]

I am oft compared to this SoonerWill guy. I wish I had known the guy. What exactly was so wrong with him?

[Scott D]

I am oft compared to this SoonerWill guy. I wish I had known the guy. What exactly was so wrong with him?

The board has a constant struggle to decide if you or he are more in need of a 30 gallon bottle of ex-lax.

[OCUDad]

I have determined that my patronus would most likely take the form of an asian prostitute.Meaning you would most likely end up in Czar's freezer.

[Frozen Sooner]

Nah. You never freeze Asian. You'll just be hungry again in an hour.

[Rogue]

I am oft compared to this SoonerWill guy. I wish I had known the guy. What exactly was so wrong with him?

You, sir, are no SoonerWill.