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U-T
12/6/2005, 11:30 PM
Thank You, Thank You

Bob Stoops, welcome to 2nd place in the South.

SoonerDood
12/6/2005, 11:31 PM
5 years of waiting, and that's the best you can do?

U-T
12/6/2005, 11:32 PM
Certainly can't do worse then your joke of a NC game last year

BASSooner
12/6/2005, 11:34 PM
Well at least we've been to 3 and it took 2 years for our new coach to win one AND at least we had a QB heisman winner.

Octavian
12/6/2005, 11:34 PM
'save' file. You can come back when the crow is ready.

sanantoniosooner
12/6/2005, 11:34 PM
Certainly can't do worse then your joke of a NC game last year
He's talking about your pathetic smack.

You're one of those people that think of something witty 3 days later aren't you?

OUbandito
12/6/2005, 11:35 PM
Hey, U-T, you have red dots like I do! So, I guess you think Texas will beat USC? I think a lot of the guys on this board hope so!

SoonerDood
12/6/2005, 11:37 PM
congrats on beating an unranked OU team. Try beating us when we're in the Top 10, oh yeah...

olevetonahill
12/6/2005, 11:37 PM
Must succ to be a whorn and come here to talk smack when your team is preparing for a NC game way to go you have Impressed me :P
Oh I may not have been the 1st to neg you But Im sure I wont be the last :D

jreed13
12/6/2005, 11:39 PM
We need more UT fans like this on the board to snap us back into reality. This is how the whorns i know in real life act.

Octavian
12/6/2005, 11:42 PM
We need more UT fans like this on the board to snap us back into reality. This is how the whorns i know in real life act.

I just can't WAIT till saxet loses and you can rid yourself of that dirty picture ;) Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. There isn't some bunk all-america game after the RB that you have to wait for, is there?

gundleok
12/6/2005, 11:43 PM
Already talkin' smack about NC games, and this is your first one since '71?? And texas lost that game too.

jreed13
12/6/2005, 11:43 PM
I just can't WAIT till saxet loses and you can rid yourself of that dirty picture ;) Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. There isn't some bunk all-america game after the RB that you have to wait for, is there?

Not at all. After the final tick of the RB, it gets changed :D

OUbandito
12/6/2005, 11:43 PM
I just can't WAIT till saxet loses and you can rid yourself of that dirty picture ;) Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. There isn't some bunk all-america game after the RB that you have to wait for, is there?

What dirty picture? I can't see it.

Octavian
12/6/2005, 11:47 PM
Not at all. After the final tick of the RB, it gets changed :D

suhweet :D


What dirty picture? I can't see it.

C'mon. Fess up. Who is this?

OUbandito
12/6/2005, 11:51 PM
You guys allow dirty pictures?

KaiserSooner
12/6/2005, 11:51 PM
Already talkin' smack about NC games, and this is your first one since '71?? And texas lost that game too.

Nope. '69.

Octavian
12/6/2005, 11:54 PM
They didn't lose in 69

gundleok
12/6/2005, 11:56 PM
They went undefeated in '70, but lost Notre Lame in the '71 Cotton Bowl. So really, they shouldn't have been national champs, but were named the champs before the bowl game was ever played. Now that's bullspit if I've ever heard it before.

Octavian
12/7/2005, 12:01 AM
They went undefeated in '70, but lost Notre Lame in the '71 Cotton Bowl. So really, they shouldn't have been national champs, but were named the champs before the bowl game was ever played. Now that's bullspit if I've ever heard it before.

careful...we did the same thing in '50

gundleok
12/7/2005, 12:07 AM
They went undefeated in '70, but lost Notre Lame in the '71 Cotton Bowl. So really, they shouldn't have been national champs, but were named the champs before the bowl game was ever played. And we all know texas doesn't deserve a national title. :D

Fixed it.

OU86
12/7/2005, 12:13 AM
Texas also lost NCs in the 1978 and 1984 Cotton Bowls (to Notre Dame and Georgia). So they have experience blowing it.

Octavian
12/7/2005, 12:17 AM
Fixed it.

Agreed! ;)

gundleok
12/7/2005, 12:18 AM
Good point.

Octavian
12/7/2005, 12:20 AM
we all sure threadjacked that troll's smack thread...somehow I dont think anyone objects

1991SOONER
12/7/2005, 12:24 AM
Certainly can't do worse then your joke of a NC game last year



Well......you oughta know whats its like to get blown out:D

65-13 2003:D
65-14 2000:D

85sooners
12/7/2005, 12:25 AM
**** texas!!!!!!!!!!

Texas Golfer
12/7/2005, 01:00 AM
Thank You, Thank You

Bob Stoops, welcome to 2nd place in the South.

If it is, it will be your first national championship in over three decades. A mature poster, unlike you, would at least act like he's experienced it before.

TheHumanAlphabet
12/7/2005, 03:40 AM
Certainly can't do worse then your joke of a NC game last year

Wanna bet? I was hoping for a UT victory until you came along! Now you guys can catch **** after vinney boy is slapped silly and SUC-U runs and throws all over your asses! :texan:

Sooner in Tampa
12/7/2005, 07:15 AM
I guess we have to deal with freakin trolls until the game...and then they disappear back under their rocks.

Veritas
12/7/2005, 08:43 AM
If it is, it will be your first national championship in over three decades. A mature poster, unlike you, would at least act like he's experienced it before.
TG, he probably hasn't.

And we should all thank whorn fans like this guy for reminding us all why an asteroid needs to hit the Rose Bowl.

goodonya
12/7/2005, 08:49 AM
I must have overslept and missed XMAS and the NC game. How many times did Vince turn the ball over?

stoopified
12/7/2005, 08:59 AM
Wait, .is it really swimming and diving season already?

soonernation
12/7/2005, 09:04 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen,
This is the reason I will NEVER root for the shortwhons in any case. I have to deal with *******s like this every day down here.

OUDoc
12/7/2005, 09:05 AM
Bob Stoops, welcome to 2nd place in the South.
There's like 5 years worth of cow **** in here. Someone clean up.

TexasLidig8r
12/7/2005, 09:38 AM
Not at all. After the final tick of the RB, it gets changed :D

Isn't the Hula Bowl still considered a "bowl game?" :D

AzianSooner
12/7/2005, 09:53 AM
I will have three budweisers and fart three times before I congrat the Whorns 05 champs.

OUbandito
12/7/2005, 09:59 AM
Wow, I am amazed at how much the administration of this board caters to the Longhorns. Of course, all you have to do is scroll through the posts to see there are still a lot of true-blue horn-hating Sooners.

NormanPride
12/7/2005, 10:59 AM
He's talking about your pathetic smack.

You're one of those people that think of something witty 3 days later aren't you?


OH YEAH?

jreed13
12/7/2005, 11:04 AM
Isn't the Hula Bowl still considered a "bowl game?" :D

NO! :mack:

TexasLidig8r
12/7/2005, 11:26 AM
NO! :mack:

Wait.. wait.. wait..

If it wasn't pacifically (at atlantically) spelled out that it was college footbal bowl games.. then.. wouldn't the Super Bowl and Pro Bowll also count?

OklahomaRed
12/7/2005, 11:58 AM
**** texas!!!!!!!!!!



SUCKS !!!!

:D

OklahomaRed
12/7/2005, 12:02 PM
Wait.. wait.. wait..

If it wasn't pacifically (at atlantically) spelled out that it was college footbal bowl games.. then.. wouldn't the Super Bowl and Pro Ball also count?


Pro Ball? Where do we sign up? :D

MamaMia
12/7/2005, 12:05 PM
Thank You, Thank You

Bob Stoops, welcome to 2nd place in the South.
Act like you've been there before.
[edit] Oh...nevermind.

Mjcpr
12/7/2005, 12:07 PM
Thank You, Thank You

Bob Stoops, welcome to 2nd place in the South.

The seat has been kept warm and suddenly, Bob has the uncontrollable urge to clap and spit.

:mack:

PrideAlum
12/7/2005, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by sanantoniosooner:

He's talking about your pathetic smack.
You're one of those people that think of something witty 3 days later aren't you?

LMAO

U-T
12/8/2005, 08:18 PM
He's talking about your pathetic smack.


Not smack if you can back it up.

Unlike OU, we won't be bitch-slapped come the USC game.

Thankfully, we will represent the BigXII quite well.

Octavian
12/8/2005, 08:31 PM
Not smack if you can back it up.

Unlike OU, we won't be bitch-slapped come the USC game.

Thankfully, we will represent the BigXII quite well.

Isn't it almost bedtime?

sanantoniosooner
12/8/2005, 08:32 PM
You're one of those people that think of something witty 3 days later aren't you?12/6/2005, 10:34 PM


Not smack if you can back it up.

Unlike OU, we won't be bitch-slapped come the USC game.

Thankfully, we will represent the BigXII quite well.12/8/2005 07:18 PM

Did you prove me right............or did you prove me right?

Except the 'witty' part.

Octavian
12/8/2005, 08:34 PM
She exceeded your expectations by almost a full day

Soonerus
12/8/2005, 08:58 PM
Horns very insecure...

SoonerDave
12/8/2005, 09:00 PM
Hey guys, give U-T his due. I don't mind his smack - they've earned bragging rights, after all.

And besides, he's got to have something to do in between looking at gay porn and th*mbing himself.

soonersam
12/8/2005, 09:07 PM
U-T.. why dont you go outside and play Hide and go Funk yourself...... Enjoy you 10 min's of fame.... Because OU will be back to dominate you next year........ Winners are winners and losers are losers!!!

BASSooner
12/8/2005, 09:13 PM
http://www.tuckfexas.com/photos/photos/28.jpg

U-T, you'll be seeing that again REALLY soon!:mack:

Soonerus
12/8/2005, 09:24 PM
Yeah Texas, what a great example of a classic bandwagon program and an underachieving program...

bigdsooner
12/8/2005, 09:35 PM
Not smack if you can back it up.

Unlike OU, we won't be bitch-slapped come the USC game.

Thankfully, we will represent the BigXII quite well.


whatever b*tch, if it werent for OU, you fags wouldnt even have a conference title to play for. we carried the big12 for the last 5 years, cause ut sure as hell couldnt do it. with all those glorious recruit's, best coaches, best facilities, blah, blah, blah and all you got was a Sooner beatdown. ut is a damn embarrassment to college football

1991SOONER
12/9/2005, 11:46 AM
whatever b*tch, if it werent for OU, you fags wouldnt even have a conference title to play for. we carried the big12 for the last 5 years, cause ut sure as hell couldnt do it. with all those glorious recruit's, best coaches, best facilities, blah, blah, blah and all you got was a Sooner beatdown. ut is a damn embarrassment to college football



What he said!!!!

BOOMER SOONER!!!!

1991SOONER
12/9/2005, 11:51 AM
Not smack if you can back it up.

Unlike OU, we won't be bitch-slapped come the USC game.

Thankfully, we will represent the BigXII quite well.


It's funny how the sips are talking smack...."Yeah, we won't get beat as bad as you did!!!!"

It's almost as if they're already planning on losing, just not as bad. What a bunch of losers..

jreed13
12/9/2005, 05:32 PM
Wait.. wait.. wait..

If it wasn't pacifically (at atlantically) spelled out that it was college footbal bowl games.. then.. wouldn't the Super Bowl and Pro Bowll also count?


:-/ Not only a whorn but a lawyer as well... Liddy is one bad bad dude ;)


P.S. There was a binding verbal contract that existed between myself and ATH taht the bet would expire after the Rose Bowl :P

mrhenry
12/10/2005, 01:37 AM
Ya'll are absolutely right.......Carrying the conference yep.....

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c255/beaubaker/BIGXII.jpg

sanantoniosooner
12/10/2005, 01:47 AM
Ya'll are absolutely right.......Carrying the conference yep.....

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c255/beaubaker/BIGXII.jpg
interesting thing from your post.

OU is the only team that doesn't have a losing record to anyone else in the conference since the inception of the Big 12.

mrhenry
12/10/2005, 02:53 AM
Give it time the way things are looking for ya'll right now ou'll have losing records against more than a few Big 12 members of the next few years.

josh09
12/10/2005, 05:00 PM
Give it time the way things are looking for ya'll right now ou'll have losing records against more than a few Big 12 members of the next few years.


oho, you make me laugh hank :mack:

Cam
12/10/2005, 05:06 PM
interesting thing from your post.

OU is the only team that doesn't have a losing record to anyone else in the conference since the inception of the Big 12.
Another interesting thing is that bigdsooner said the last 5 years, not since the inception of the league.

I don't really think that you can argue that point.

silverwheels
12/10/2005, 09:50 PM
Give it time the way things are looking for ya'll right now ou'll have losing records against more than a few Big 12 members of the next few years.

God, you're stupid. You don't even really know the recent history of your own team.

sanantoniosooner
12/10/2005, 10:01 PM
Another interesting thing is that bigdsooner said the last 5 years, not since the inception of the league.

I don't really think that you can argue that point.
I made an observation based on the provided informantion.

I'm not sure what arguement has to do with anything.

BillyBall
12/10/2005, 10:19 PM
Listen to SAS and learn.... He will enlightnen us all about any and everything. If you doubt him, just ask him...

sanantoniosooner
12/10/2005, 10:23 PM
Welcome to the jungle billy.

Take a number.

Gandalf_The_Grey
12/11/2005, 12:06 AM
Blake is responsible for most of our losses, shouldn't they transfer to Nebraska's record ;)

U-T
12/11/2005, 01:49 PM
It's funny how the sips are talking smack...."Yeah, we won't get beat as bad as you did!!!!"

We plan on actually beating USC. Something you struggled....ah hell...got spanked around in front of the entire country.

silverwheels
12/11/2005, 07:08 PM
We plan on actually beating USC. Something you struggled....ah hell...got spanked around in front of the entire country.

USC owns Gene Chizik. And when Pete Carroll has a month to prepare for your offense...it will be ugly. I hate to say it, but it looks like USC will be the first school to achieve 3 AP titles in a row. Sorry Horns.

Cam
12/11/2005, 07:48 PM
I made an observation based on the provided informantion.

I'm not sure what arguement has to do with anything.
The argument part was to the UT dingleberry, not you. I was just adding to your observation. At least I thought I was.

mrhenry
12/12/2005, 09:23 AM
How can you say the future of OU football looks bright. With Bomar skipping hitches all day, every one stacking up to stop Peterson, not to mention the fact that your O-Line gets smacked around worse than David Guest I'm not really going out on a limb saying that the sooners still have a lot of tough times ahead.

I'll leave you with this
Baylor OT in Norman.

Gandalf_The_Grey
12/12/2005, 10:02 AM
Who was trailing OsU in the first half.....oh yeah. Let's see how bright Texas's future is next year when defenses scheme to stop Charles instead of some Freshman or JUCO QB that you guys have starting.

mrhenry
12/12/2005, 11:19 AM
Its just our m.o. when playing OSU.
But please let me reiterate.

Baylor

at home

overtime.

Gandalf_The_Grey
12/12/2005, 11:45 AM
And I repeat check out all time record against Baylor...


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c255/beaubaker/BIGXII.jpg (http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c255/beaubaker/BIGXII.jpg)

silverwheels
12/12/2005, 04:54 PM
Yeah, which of us has actually lost to Baylor before?


That's what I thought. I hope these guys aren't real Texas fans. I know there are some out there that are smarter.

mrhenry
12/12/2005, 07:01 PM
Gone are those dark days of Texas football.
BTW OU has lost to Texas 56 times.

silverwheels
12/12/2005, 07:05 PM
Gone are those dark days of Texas football.
BTW OU has lost to Texas 56 times.

You'd think that since Texas has beaten OU more, they'd have more national success, but that's not the case, is it?

josh09
12/12/2005, 10:07 PM
Gone are those dark days of Texas football.
BTW OU has lost to Texas 56 times.


and anyway, about half of those wins are back from 1900-1930, because thats pretty much when everyone in the nation was going to texass. believe me, i know. they had this huge thing about the OU-UT history in the houston chronicle. so just shut your face. :texan: :mack:

Gandalf_The_Grey
12/12/2005, 11:23 PM
They are kind of aggiesh though, throwing out the all time record, when playing for National Championships is what Texas is all about

Jello Biafra
12/13/2005, 02:01 AM
Thank You, Thank You

Bob Stoops, welcome to 2nd place in the South.


ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!

ROFL

you do realize we have LOST more NCs in the last 25 years than you guys have dressed out for ??? ever? right?

BHud
12/13/2005, 03:33 AM
In a word......

Scoreboard.


whatever b*tch, if it werent for OU, you fags wouldnt even have a conference title to play for. we carried the big12 for the last 5 years, cause ut sure as hell couldnt do it. with all those glorious recruit's, best coaches, best facilities, blah, blah, blah and all you got was a Sooner beatdown. ut is a damn embarrassment to college football

mrhenry
12/13/2005, 10:59 AM
BHud-Are you really saying score board

45-12 BITCH

Jello-the fact that you have choked in National Championship games is no reason to brag...I guess after 2000 ole Bobby forgot how to win the "Big One"

So ya'll have fun living in the cellar of the Big 12 for the next five years. Do me a favor and tell me how KU's *** looks cause the way I see it ya'll will be behind them. After the season ya'll had, I would just quietly go back to my trailer get my mullet trimmed up real nice and go find an underage relative to take the neighbors calf fry. Impress her with lines like "If coach would have just put me in back in 82 we'd have gone to state." and "Nah baby it aint wrong to screw your uncle. I used to screw mine all the time." You people are ignorant ****s from a trash state and trash school that has based all of its tradition on thieving and cheating and I am looking forward to ya'll sucking *** for the next five years.

That being said

Have a great day

GrapevineSooner
12/13/2005, 02:06 PM
BHud-Are you really saying score board

45-12 BITCH

Apparently Mr. Henry has no way to research BHud's previous posts. Otherwise, he'd clearly know which way BHud's allegiances lean.

I'll give you a hint, it isn't towards us.

silverwheels
12/13/2005, 04:02 PM
Apparently Mr. Henry has no way to research BHud's previous posts. Otherwise, he'd clearly know which way BHud's allegiances lean.

I'll give you a hint, it isn't towards us.

mrhenry's not the brightest guy...

sanantoniosooner
12/13/2005, 04:05 PM
sometimes ho's fight over a pimp

BHud
12/13/2005, 04:19 PM
Ponderous man.
Really ponderous.

BHud
12/13/2005, 04:20 PM
I'd hate OU a lot less if that ****tard Gundy would go away.


Apparently Mr. Henry has no way to research BHud's previous posts. Otherwise, he'd clearly know which way BHud's allegiances lean.

I'll give you a hint, it isn't towards us.

josh09
12/13/2005, 05:06 PM
such a fun thread

josh09
12/13/2005, 05:09 PM
i really hope we just rape the **** outta texass next year, cuz all these whorns are really starting to get on my nerves.

or maybe SUC will quiet them for us. they already did in one way....

POOR POOR VINCE.

BHud
12/13/2005, 06:20 PM
Young, Bush and Hawk head AP All-America team; Leinart a second-teamer this year
http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news;...ov=ap&type=lgns
By RALPH D. RUSSO, AP Sports Writer
December 13, 2005

Vince Young can claim at least one victory over Southern California this season.

The Texas quarterback was selected to The Associated Press All-America team released Tuesday, relegating USC's Matt Leinart to second-team. Young was runner-up in the Heisman Trophy voting to Trojans tailback Reggie Bush and was one of four Longhorns on the first team. Bush was one of three
All-Americans from top-ranked USC and a unanimous first-team selection.

The real test for No. 2 Texas comes Jan. 4 in the Rose Bowl, when the Longhorns and Trojans play for the national title.


Young didn't hide his disappointment when Bush won the Heisman in a landslide on Saturday night. "This should give me a little bit more edge to show the world what a good team the University of Texas is," he said. Always dynamic on the move, Young proved he could be a topflight passer this season. He leads the nation in efficiency rating (168.8) with 2,769 yards and 26 touchdown passes. He also leads the team with 850 yards rushing.



i really hope we just rape the **** outta texass next year, cuz all these whorns are really starting to get on my nerves.

or maybe SUC will quiet them for us. they already did in one way....

POOR POOR VINCE.

BHud
12/13/2005, 06:20 PM
Young, Bush and Hawk head AP All-America team; Leinart a second-teamer this year
http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news;...ov=ap&type=lgns
By RALPH D. RUSSO, AP Sports Writer
December 13, 2005

Vince Young can claim at least one victory over Southern California this season.

The Texas quarterback was selected to The Associated Press All-America team released Tuesday, relegating USC's Matt Leinart to second-team. Young was runner-up in the Heisman Trophy voting to Trojans tailback Reggie Bush and was one of four Longhorns on the first team. Bush was one of three
All-Americans from top-ranked USC and a unanimous first-team selection.

The real test for No. 2 Texas comes Jan. 4 in the Rose Bowl, when the Longhorns and Trojans play for the national title.


Young didn't hide his disappointment when Bush won the Heisman in a landslide on Saturday night. "This should give me a little bit more edge to show the world what a good team the University of Texas is," he said. Always dynamic on the move, Young proved he could be a topflight passer this season. He leads the nation in efficiency rating (168.8) with 2,769 yards and 26 touchdown passes. He also leads the team with 850 yards rushing.



i really hope we just rape the **** outta texass next year, cuz all these whorns are really starting to get on my nerves.

or maybe SUC will quiet them for us. they already did in one way....

POOR POOR VINCE.

U-T
12/20/2005, 08:54 PM
http://tcu1.bkstore.com/images/logos/tcu_logo.jpg

U-T
12/20/2005, 08:57 PM
you do realize we have LOST more NCs in the last 25 years

That's what happens when you can't finish the job.

We will show you how to finish it.

Gandalf_The_Grey
12/20/2005, 09:06 PM
Better to have not been there than to have been ultra successful and competitive year in and year out...hold up

josh09
12/20/2005, 09:07 PM
That's what happens when you can't finish the job.

We will show you how to finish it.


HA! too bad texass couldnt even START the job over those years. you guys think more about finishing than you do starting. that was your teams problem. pretty soon, your problem will be that you cant finish. SUC will teach you.

:texan:

Gandalf_The_Grey
12/20/2005, 09:11 PM
That is why Shorthorn females also believe the female orgasm is a myth too because they think more of finishing than starting

josh09
12/20/2005, 09:24 PM
That is why Shorthorn females also believe the female orgasm is a myth too because they think more of finishing than starting

couldnt be more right on

U-T
12/20/2005, 10:07 PM
HA! too bad texass couldnt even START the job over those years.

OU couldn't even start this season off on the right foot

josh09
12/20/2005, 10:13 PM
OU couldn't even start this season off on the right foot

thats one year. it takes you guys.... 30?

U-T
12/20/2005, 10:37 PM
thats one year. it takes you guys.... 30?

We could have cheated our way to #1 as OU is known to do

josh09
12/20/2005, 10:43 PM
We could have cheated our way to #1 as OU is known to do


please so kindly explain more on this BS idea good sir. i would love to hear your excuse to being a fan of a lesser program :D :texan:

josh09
12/20/2005, 10:54 PM
oddly silent after my last post, aint it? :mack:

U-T
12/21/2005, 12:34 AM
please so kindly explain more on this

You really need me to break down what cheating is?

Understanding that a post-graduate course at OU?

josh09
12/21/2005, 05:04 PM
You really need me to break down what cheating is?

Understanding that a post-graduate course at OU?


no i mean explain HOW we cheat. cuz it seems to me that some one is jealous :texan:

U-T
12/21/2005, 05:39 PM
cuz it seems to me that some one is jealous :texan:

You're right. I would rather get my *** kicked by tcu and many others than be playing for the NC undefeated.

Brillant

josh09
12/21/2005, 05:42 PM
You're right. I would rather get my *** kicked by tcu and many others than be playing for the NC undefeated.

Brillant


yes, im sure you would get our *** kicked if you ever got your chance to play them.

thank you for admitting it, finally :mack:

Scotty
12/21/2005, 09:02 PM
I have to admit that this is some pretty weak smack on both parts.

josh09
12/21/2005, 09:07 PM
I have to admit that this is some pretty weak smack on both parts.


then back that up :D

Scotty
12/22/2005, 02:11 AM
Well, since you asked...


thats one year. it takes you guys.... 30?

I assume you mean it takes them 30 years to start the season off on the right foot, meaning they win 1 out of every 30 season openers. They havn't lost a season opener since 1999...that is so far off base that I don't even want to put a number on it.


We could have cheated our way to #1 as OU is known to do

Someone get a background check. This guy's got aggie roots.



please so kindly explain more on this BS idea good sir. i would love to hear your excuse to being a fan of a lesser program :D :texan:


oddly silent after my last post, aint it? :mack:

Well, it was only ten minutes...on the smack board.



no i mean explain HOW we cheat. cuz it seems to me that some one is jealous :texan:

Dont mean to sound pro-hornish, but currently they really don't have a reason to be 'jealous'. We have a 7-4 record and heading to the holiday bowl. They're undefeated and going to the national championship. But hey, we're still OU, and they're still texas.


You're right. I would rather get my *** kicked by tcu and many others than be playing for the NC undefeated.

Brillant

I don't understand. You guys beat us for the first time since the civil war era began and you are still talking about TCU?

Brilliant



yes, im sure you would get our *** kicked if you ever got your chance to play them.

thank you for admitting it, finally :mack:

Use less pronouns. I think it would probably benefit the point you are trying to make.




an dats all i hafta say bout that

josh09
12/22/2005, 10:44 AM
good points, but hes not really givin me anything to work with :rolleyes:

U-T
12/23/2005, 01:24 PM
yes, im sure you would get our *** kicked if you ever got your chance to play them.

http://www.band.tcu.edu/pictures/mb05-06/OU/tcuwinning.jpg

U-T
12/23/2005, 01:24 PM
and you are still talking about TCU?

Of course. Seeing OU being a national laughingstock as they went down to TCU is hilarious

josh09
12/23/2005, 07:34 PM
Of course. Seeing OU being a national laughingstock as they went down to TCU is hilarious


and seeing you being a laughing stock on this board as you go down to David Earl is even FUNNIER!!!

josh09
12/23/2005, 07:35 PM
ahahahaha, you got banned!!!

bigdsooner
12/23/2005, 08:01 PM
whorns will say anything to try and lift the weight of inferiority and underachievement

josh09
12/23/2005, 11:28 PM
exactly

Jello Biafra
12/23/2005, 11:36 PM
Ya'll are absolutely right.......Carrying the conference yep.....

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c255/beaubaker/BIGXII.jpg


****in hose hound. its amazing that you bring this damn thing in here.....

first off, the first three years of the big XII, we were arguably the worst teams OU had ever had and you guys have a 7 game lead on us....that must feel good to ya. second, how the hell can anyone call you guys 4 time title winners? the only title that matters is what happenes in the championship game. do your players have 4 big XII south champioship rings?

bigdsooner
12/24/2005, 10:09 AM
texas university- a 2nd rate program :D , just ask any other board. this is your 1st time (i think) since your last title that your playing for the Nat'l championship. Weve played in or won 8 or so since then. year in and year out texas lands the top athletes in America with one goal in mind...winning the Nat'l championship, year in and year out they fail. please ut fans explain this, over the last 30 years, how is ut football any more successful than arkansas, mich st, clemson. i say theyre not, and i think everone would agree that those are 2nd rate programs. enjoy your 1 bright and shining moment ****** bags.

josh09
12/24/2005, 10:54 AM
texas university- a 2nd rate program :D , just ask any other board. this is your 1st time (i think) since your last title that your playing for the Nat'l championship. Weve played in or won 8 or so since then. year in and year out texas lands the top athletes in America with one goal in mind...winning the Nat'l championship, year in and year out they fail. please ut fans explain this, over the last 30 years, how is ut football any more successful than arkansas, mich st, clemson. i say theyre not, and i think everone would agree that those are 2nd rate programs. enjoy your 1 bright and shining moment ****** bags.


perfect :D

bigdsooner
12/24/2005, 08:05 PM
perfect :D

i know dude, sometimes i just cant help it...the keyboard just speaks to me. :D

josh09
12/27/2005, 05:49 PM
it does that for me too :D

Eielson
1/6/2006, 08:09 PM
Thank You, Thank You

Bob Stoops, welcome to 2nd place in the South.

Yeah, he is not used to that spot. Don't worry though, he won't be there near as long as you guys were.

josh09
1/6/2006, 10:00 PM
Yeah, he is not used to that spot. Don't worry though, he won't be there near as long as you guys were.


i definately second that motion.

by the way, you need spek buddy. :D

U-T
1/12/2006, 07:07 PM
Oh man...thinking of Norman "Middle of nowhere" Oklahoma seeing us beat USC's *** was great.

That is how you do it, patsy girls

josh09
1/12/2006, 07:25 PM
Oh man...thinking of Norman "Middle of nowhere" Oklahoma seeing us beat USC's *** was great.

That is how you do it, patsy girls


aaaaaaand, your GONE.

surely by now you are after that comment. :texan:

josh09
1/12/2006, 07:26 PM
by the way, i was rooting for texass

josh09
1/12/2006, 07:27 PM
the first and last time ever in my life. when vince scored the TD, i was like, alright, streak is over.

and then they played the eyes of texass.....

and i returned to normal

1991SOONER
1/13/2006, 11:45 PM
Oh man...thinking of Norman "Middle of nowhere" Oklahoma seeing us beat USC's *** was great.

That is how you do it, patsy girls


Congratulations.

Now that the Vince Young vs USC show is over, you can now return back to mediocrity and Oklahoma's bitc h because we gonna b itch slap you next October!!!!

BOOMER SOONER!!!!

josh09
1/14/2006, 10:39 PM
Congratulations.

Now that the Vince Young vs USC show is over, you can now return back to mediocrity and Oklahoma's bitc h because we gonna b itch slap you next October!!!!

BOOMER SOONER!!!!

PWNED! :texan: :D

U-T
1/17/2006, 01:46 AM
Congratulations.

Now that the Vince Young vs USC show is over


Yet the *** raping USC gave you still lives

:D :D :D :D :D

josh09
1/18/2006, 10:20 PM
havent you heard? theres no longwhorn tuesday now.

DIE.

BASSooner
1/21/2006, 01:02 AM
well hey think of it this way. Radio is gone now the metro/emo/chrissy-lookin kid starts next year and we'll smack him down so much that his face will turn into chriss simms:)

josh09
1/21/2006, 09:51 AM
well hey think of it this way. Radio is gone now the metro/emo/chrissy-lookin kid starts next year and we'll smack him down so much that his face will turn into chriss simms:)


well now i like the way you think

josh09
1/21/2006, 09:51 AM
oh ya and up yours U-T

nfTwear
1/22/2006, 10:43 AM
Fellow Longhorn haters,

nfT Wear* is a new clothing and accessories line which will introduce somewhat irreverent messages aimed at institutions, people, and messages which are overexposed or over-advertised.

It seemed fitting to those of us who are totally sick of seeing those burnt orange Texas shirts and hats being worn everywhere, that our initial target be the over-exposed Longhorn logo. To all the Texans, seemingly fixated on telling the world they’re from Texas, and to all the bandwagon barnacles, we say that not only do “we not care”, but we’re just as proud to say we’re “not from Texas” !

“Not from Texas” shirts and baseball hats are now available from nfT Wear. They can be ordered in burnt orange and black and white (as shown in the attached photos), or in a rival school colors. I'm not try to circumvent the Sooner Gear dept connected with this site and would love to sell thru them, not around them. If you'd be interested in showing the world you're "not from Texas" please respond to this or contact the Sooner Gear department and voice your interest!

josh09
1/22/2006, 10:59 AM
Fellow Longhorn haters,

nfT Wear* is a new clothing and accessories line which will introduce somewhat irreverent messages aimed at institutions, people, and messages which are overexposed or over-advertised.

It seemed fitting to those of us who are totally sick of seeing those burnt orange Texas shirts and hats being worn everywhere, that our initial target be the over-exposed Longhorn logo. To all the Texans, seemingly fixated on telling the world they’re from Texas, and to all the bandwagon barnacles, we say that not only do “we not care”, but we’re just as proud to say we’re “not from Texas” !

“Not from Texas” shirts and baseball hats are now available from nfT Wear. They can be ordered in burnt orange and black and white (as shown in the attached photos), or in a rival school colors. I'm not try to circumvent the Sooner Gear dept connected with this site and would love to sell thru them, not around them. If you'd be interested in showing the world you're "not from Texas" please respond to this or contact the Sooner Gear department and voice your interest!

im SO buying those! is there a link to the website?

josh09
1/22/2006, 11:00 AM
its not on google.

1991SOONER
1/25/2006, 11:30 PM
Yet the *** raping USC gave you still lives

:D :D :D :D :D


So does the raping that we gave you in 2000 and 2003.

SIXTY FIVE TO THIRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!: D

josh09
1/26/2006, 08:50 PM
PWNED!

AGAIN!

AustinTXHorn
1/30/2006, 11:01 PM
I'm thinking the best part about that website is in the "About Us".


nfT Wear* is a new clothing and accessories line which will introduce somewhat
irreverent messages aimed at institutions, people, and icons which are mercilessly
overexposed or over-advertised, or just plain easy to dislike.
They're mercilessly overexposed or over-advertised, so let's give them some more recognition and exposure!

And I'm not copyright attorney, but isn't it illegal to be printing up shirts and hats with the Longhorn logo on it?

nfTwear
1/30/2006, 11:18 PM
you should focus on "just plain easy to dislike" and perhaps frequent a Longhorn board instead...

AustinTXHorn
1/30/2006, 11:28 PM
you should focus on "just plain easy to dislike" and perhaps frequent a Longhorn board instead...
I would have...until I read this on your "About Us"...

that our initial target be the over-exposed
Longhorn logo.

1991SOONER
2/1/2006, 08:56 PM
It wouldn't be so bad except that stupid bevo logo is just that-stupid.

Why don't they choose another logo that doesn't seem so retarded??

longhorn gdc
2/5/2006, 10:52 PM
I think it's beautiful.

BASSooner
2/6/2006, 12:29 AM
I think it's beautiful.
well then you have false eyes.

josh09
2/6/2006, 06:56 PM
or wooden ones

josh09
2/6/2006, 06:56 PM
it depends

U-T
2/14/2006, 06:08 PM
This thread will never get old

Light Beer
3/14/2006, 02:17 AM
http://www.mackbrown-texasfootball.com/wp/Football/031106_trophy/800.jpg

josh09
3/15/2006, 04:52 PM
dont bring that crap in here lady

josh09
3/15/2006, 04:52 PM
ill just knock it out of the park

U-T
3/16/2006, 03:16 PM
Looks pretty

boomersooner24
3/16/2006, 11:24 PM
http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/9931/9220951806oq.jpgWhorns fans cant talk till mack brown gets as many trophies as stoops


And just for fun......
http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/9413/350074437369tq.jpg

exokie
3/18/2006, 02:51 PM
It's bad enough being a Democrat down here without looking at this crapola.

SoonerShark
3/18/2006, 06:54 PM
Where can I buy the "UT:One in a Row" and "One for the Millennium" and "Mack Bongos Naked with Matthew McConaughey" t-shirts?

SoonerShark
3/18/2006, 07:04 PM
My favorite t-shirt would have a sad looking woman in a longhorn shirt looking dissappointed with a caption reading "But didn't you say our 3 was bigger than OU's 7." On the back would be one hand with a thumb and index finger three inches apart and two hands with seven inches between the index fingers reading:
"Sometimes size does matter. OU:National Champions '50 '55 '56 '74 '75 '85 '00"

SoonerShark
3/18/2006, 07:11 PM
I actually like the UT numbskull, I mean cow skull logo. All agricultural schools should have a food product as a mascot.

"Longhorns: They're What's for Dinner"
"Longhorns, Grind 'em and Grill 'em"
"Would you like fries with that longhorn?"