What is your favorite movie one liner??

[Hublah]

What quotes have stuck with you and you just love?

stuff like:

Hey you guys! - Goonies

[1stTimeCaller]

I haven't been f*cked like that since grade school -Fight Club

[Hublah]

I will build her a cake or something - Napoleon Dynamite

[IB4OU2]

I'll be back- Terminator 1

[JohnnyMack]

That hurts. - 1tc & Stanleys homemade "Brokeback Mountain"

[Harry Beanbag]

She's got a GREAT ***!!! - Heat

[1stTimeCaller]

post reported

[Hublah]

post reported

What movie is this from?

[Pieces Hit]

"He with no bullets digs."

Clint Eastwood
The Good The Bad & The Ugly

[1stTimeCaller]

What movie is this from?

'fags on the innerweb' starring Johnny Mack

[1stTimeCaller]

You just shot an unarmed man

He shoulda armed himself

[sanantoniosooner]

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

[JohnnyMack]

'fags on the innerweb' starring Johnny Mack

Meh. A pitiful attempt to dig yourself out. Mine was gold. Yours, more like bronze.

[fadada1]

"there was one?"

[yermom]

You just shot an unarmed man

He shoulda armed himself

you know, that sounds a lot like dialog

[Harry Beanbag]

Deserve's got nothin' to do with it... - Unforgiven

[Veritas]

She's got a GREAT ***!!! - Heat
And you got your head ALL THE WAY UP IT!!

For me:
Yippie kiyay mutha****a

[Hublah]

I eat pieces of crap like you for breakfast!

You eat crap for breakfast?

- Happy Gilmore

[JohnnyMack]

"Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo."

[HoserSooner]

"Puttin' on the foil coach, you want some?" - Slap Shot

[Harry Beanbag]

Those aren't two pillows! - Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

[jk the sooner fan]

"So I've got that going for me" - Carl the greenskeeper

[Hublah]

I'm your Huckleberry!

[HoserSooner]

"I am serious....and don't call me Shirley." - Airplane

[King Crimson]

somebody's gonna have to go back and get a ****load of dimes!

[fadada1]

somebody's gonna have to go back and get a ****load of dimes!
:D :D :D :D :D :D

ahhh, slim pickins.

[Hublah]

Gosh....freaking idiot!!!
- Napoleon Dynamite

[fadada1]

"if peeing your pants is cool, consider me miles davis."

[fadada1]

"if you guys know so much about women, how come you're at a gas and sip on a saturday night?"

[1stTimeCaller]

The Chinaman is not the issue

[yermom]

it really tied the room together

[skycat]

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[Hublah]

"Thats what I'm talking about"

[GDC]

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No, have you?

[Hublah]

"How much you wanna bet I can throw this pigskin a quarter mile?"

[1stTimeCaller]

To Infinity and beyond -the spaceship guy on Toy Story

[soonerhubs]

"I... Am... Job!"

[Hublah]

Get this walking carpet out of my way!

[1stTimeCaller]

I'm king of the world - Titantic

[Soonrboy]

That's my lot in life..it's not a lot, but it's my life - Bug's Life..voice of Phyllis Diller

[Stanley1]

Gosh....freaking idiot!!!
- Napoleon Dynamite

Dude, you missed the Napolean craze by about 10 months.

[Skysooner]

Go ahead. Make my day. --Sudden Impact, Dirty Harry Callahan

[critical_phil]

What's up, niggas?


http://x11.putfile.com/11/33309432039.jpg

[Howzit]

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we...love...YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!1

[Red October]

:O You had me at Hello.:O

[Hublah]

Dude, you missed the Napolean craze by about 10 months.


No I didnt...my 3 year old just watches it EVERY day!! So it is still fresh on my mind dude!
:)

[BeetDigger]

"People magazine has an editorial rule, no article can be longer than the average person can read while taking a crap." - The Big Chill

[colleyvillesooner]

I have seen what happens to the proud when then take on the throne. I'm goin' back to Wisconsin.

[Hublah]

G'nite Ned!

[JohnnyMack]

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

[GDC]

What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger.

[JohnnyMack]

What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger.

That was on the other day. I still crack the hell up at that movie.

[Hublah]

What movie is it from?

[GDC]

What movie is it from?

Kingpin. It's one of those that literally gets funnier every time I see it.

[Hublah]

I forgot about that line!!! I need to see it again! Been many years!

[Red October]

Fargin Ice Hole!!!

[skycat]

What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger.

I've been tempted to use that line on this board a couple of times. I can't quite pull the trigger on it though.

[Herr Scholz]

Old School:

Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.

[Hublah]

:D

[TexasLidig8r]

Well... Johnny Ringo.. you look like someone just walked over your grave.

(or anything else from Val Kilmer in Tombstone)

[1stTimeCaller]

I'm here for the gangbang -Old School

[Soonrboy]

you look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob...dodgeball

[Hublah]

you look like a bunch a retards trying to hump a doorknob...dodgeball

Such a good movie!

[SoonerAtKU]

"Now go home and get your F***in' shine box."

[mdklatt]

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

[Soonerpsycho]

"Hail to the king, baby."
http://members.tripod.com/~evil_bicky/aodpics/aod101_b.jpg

[yermom]

would you give a man a foot massage?

[mdklatt]

Timmy, do you like gladiator movies?

[Oldnslo]

A man's got to know his limitations.

[frankensooner]

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it is usually something unusual.

[OU4LIFE]

Ummmm, yeah...see -Office Space

[OKC Sooner]

Now... spit

http://www.sicc.sk.ca/saskindian/images/74032702.jpg

Actually, several of Chief Dan George's lines from The Outlaw Josey Walesare among my very favorites:

"We thought about it for a long time, 'Endeavor to persevere.' And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union. "

"I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet. "

And Clint's line of course... "I reckon so."

[Salt City Sooner]

"Who's your daddy Gerry?"
-Denzel Washington-

Also, see siggy.

[Hublah]

GOOD stuff!!

[Boarder]

Some of you people listed two liners. COME ON!

My favorite from Tombstone is actually from Curly Bill:

Well...Bye!

[Hublah]

:D

[HoserSooner]

I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick some ***. And I'm all out of bubble gum

[opksooner]

from Treasure of The Sierra Madre. Turn up sound (http://www.darryl.com/badges/badges1.wav)

[Ike]

I look like a banker in this. --Major League

[VirginiaOkie]

he hates these cans

[BeetDigger]

"What's a matter, you never seen a guy who slept with a mermaid before?" - Splash

[soonerbrat]

i'm not going to bed WITH you, i'm going to bed in a bed that you happen to be in ALSO - Walter Gibson

[lexsooner]

"The Marines are looking for a few good men - and you ain't it!" [Heartbreak Ridge]

"I'm from the United States of Kiss My ***!" [House of Games].

"Fredo, it was you, I know it was you who broke my heart!" [The Godfather II].

[1stTimeCaller]

Unhhhhhhh, oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhh - Debbie Does Dallas

[AllAboutThe'O']

"Nice beaver."
"Thanks, I had it stuffed yesterday."
— The Naked Gun

"So you're sayin' there's a chance?"
— Dumb and Dumber

"We're on a mission from God."
— The Blues Brothers

"Ohhhhhhh, fuuuuuudddddgggggeeeeeeee."
— A Christmas Story

[Ike]

you gonna eat your tots?

[OKC Sooner]

"You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history"

- Robin Williams, Good Morning Vietnam

[chriscappel]

Refer to the signature...

[Octavian]

Luke: Your overconfidence is your weakness.
Palpatine: Your faith in your friends is yours.

[lexsooner]

"Say ello to my lil fren!" [Scareface]

[BeetDigger]

No wires, no tubes, not even that bzzzzz thing. - Man with Two Brains

[Jimminy Crimson]

Ever seen a grown man naked?

[Jimminy Crimson]

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Chris...Kiss my ***. Kiss his ***. Kiss your ***. Happy Hannukah.

[Ike]

You're so money and you don't even know it.

[KC//CRIMSON]

"Well, tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today. I'm gonna pop a cap in his ***." - Rushmore

[swardboy]

"By the gods! It's burnt!"

Hercules (Steve Reeves) upon finding his roasting bird is overdone whilst he was jawing with a god or king or someone....got nuthin'.

[soonerbrat]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"

[Okla-homey]

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ng Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *ss down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *ssholes this side of the nuthouse.

[Ike]

Its only a model

[soonerscuba]

I do not resist women, I simply deny them my essence.

[soonerscuba]

37?

[soonerbrat]

in a row?

[Rogue]

"Are you gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?"
-Tombstone

[OhU1]

****ter's broke ............. Cousin Eddie, Christmas Vacation

[OhU1]

Silence of the Lambs...
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told.

[Soonerpsycho]

"I ain't got time to bleed." - Predator

[Soonerpsycho]

Avenge me! AVENGE ME!

[soonerbrat]

My name is Inigo Montoya..you killed my father, prepare to die

[Boffingham]

If that cat had nine lives, he just spent 'em all

[Sooner_Bob]

I have got to get me one of these!

[OKC Sooner]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"

... and as God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!!!

[StoopTroup]

I'll make you a daisy.

Val Kilmer / Doc Holiday - Tombstone.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Veronica Vaughn. She so fine. WAN TO TOUCH THE HEINEY!!! :D

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

"I don't know nuttin 'bout birthin no babies!" ~Prissy, Gone With the Wind

"I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is." ~Forrest Gump

"No shirt. No shoes. No dice!" ~Spicoli & Friends, Fast Times

[Jimminy Crimson]

525,600 minutes! - RENT

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

"Now please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up." ~Robbie Hart, The Wedding Singer

[skycat]

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball? - Eddie Harris

[skycat]

Wait, which thread am I in?

[OKC Sooner]

"I wouldn't be in your shoes if the good Lord Jesus came down and asked me himself."

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Don't mess with with Jobu's rum

[bigdsooner]

howdy cousin, how do ya like my spread - cousin eddie

in christmas vac. when he had on that long sleeve white shirt with the black dicky showing thru :D

[bigdsooner]

howdy cousin - favorite one liner

christmas vac. scene - favorite scene

[Ike]

merry christmas! ****ters full!

[MamaMia]

My Mama always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get."

[william_brasky]

People on ludes should not drive.

[PrideTrombone]

God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see!

- Sgt. Hartmann, Full Metal Jacket

[OKC Sooner]

"'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrannies of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepards the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers' keeper and finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.'"

http://home.tu-clausthal.de/~ifjkl/pics/schauspieler/samuel_l_jackson.jpg

[PhxSooner]

"Dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria!" Ghostbusters

[critical_phil]

http://home.tu-clausthal.de/~ifjkl/pics/schauspieler/samuel_l_jackson.jpg

i would've gone with......English M*****F*****. Do you speak it?


but that's just me..

:D

[bigdsooner]

daves not here man

[OKC Sooner]

i would've gone with......English M*****F*****. Do you speak it?


but that's just me..

:D

What can I say? Ezekiel was apparently one wordy mofo :P

[soonerscuba]

if you're gonna spew, spew in this..

[critical_phil]

What can I say?

Say "what" again! Say - "what" - again! I dare you! I double-dare you mother****er! Say "what" one more goddamn time!

[Jimminy Crimson]

I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! Tara Reid - American Pie

:D

[Octavian]

We aint found SH1T! -Spaceballs. while combing the desert

[william_brasky]

We aint found SH1T! -Spaceballs. while combing the desert

with a huge afro pick

[Jimminy Crimson]

That rat soup eatin', insecure, honky mutha f*****! - Dolemite (the movie, not the boy)

[Octavian]

hell ya :D

[Jimminy Crimson]

Put... the bunny... back... in the... box. - Cameron Poe, Con Air

[Ike]

the popcorn you're eating has been ****ed in. film at 11. --Kentucky Fried Movie

[Octavian]

Step on it, Shortround! -Doctah Jones, Temple of Doom

[BoomerJack]

"Seven years of college down the drain." - John Belushi as "Bluto" Animal House

"When I listen to Wagner, I get this uncontollable urge to invade Poland" - Woody Allen in Manhattan Murder Mystery

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she has to walk into mine" - Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca

"Major Stosser has been shot.....Round up the usual suspects" - Claude Rains, Casablanca.

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." - Clark Gable, Gone With the Wind.

[OKC Sooner]

Say "what" again! Say - "what" - again! I dare you! I double-dare you mother****er! Say "what" one more goddamn time!

Drawing on my fine command of the english language, I say nothing. :rolleyes:

[OKC Sooner]

Ok, last one of the night for me...

My favorite line from Blazing Saddles was actually cut at the studio's insistence. When Lilli Von Shtup and Sheriff Bart are lying together in the dark, and she says 'Oh, it's twue, it's twue', they cut out Sheriff Bart's reply, which was...

"I hate to disappoint you, ma'am, but you're sucking on my arm."

Nite, all

[Jimminy Crimson]

What makes you think you can be a black hero? I'm an ex football player.

My b!tch better have my money. through rain, sleet or snow. My whore better have my money, not half, not some, but all my cash. 'Cause if she don't, I'm gonna put my foot in her a$$.

-from I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
:D

[silverwheels]

"What a minute. No beer?!!?!??!"
--PCU

[BoogercountySooner]

Your one Ugly Mother!&%#er Terminator

Go ahead Punk Make my Day Dirty Harry

One lump or two Bugs Bunny

[sanantoniosooner]

Another nice mess (http://www.filmsite.org/wavfiles/sonsofdes.wav)
badges? (http://www.filmsite.org/wavfiles/treasuresm.wav)
failure to communicate (http://www.filmsite.org/wavfiles/coolhandluke.wav)

[OKC Sooner]

What would you do with a brain if you had one?

and of course...

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

[jthomasou78]

"I think I tore my sack" Kingpin

"Yee-ha Jesters Dead" Top Gun

"Youre killing me smalls" Sandlot

[Soonerpsycho]

Surprise c*** fag! - Team America

[phead903]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:R6TqNVgT9CEJ:http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews11/lady_eve_/silverado%2520review%2520PDVD_003menu_%2520.jpg (http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews11/lady_eve_/silverado%20review%20PDVD_003menu_%20.jpg)

"I don't wanta kill you and you don't wanta be dead"

Danny Glover in Silverado

[crawfish]

You want to know how I did it? This is how I did it Anton: I never saved anything for the swim back.

Gattaca

Made Kelvin Sampson cry. ;)

[BillyBall]

"Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go **** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus."

[Harry Beanbag]

I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.

-Office Space


Oh how I wish I could do that. :(

[sanantoniosooner]

You want to know how I did it? This is how I did it Anton: I never saved anything for the swim back.

Gattaca

Made Kelvin Sampson cry. ;)
made me cry too.:mad:

[BillyBall]

T.V. Interviewer: "Excuse me, what's the story behind this pending paternity suit against you?"

Ernie McCracken: "Oh, that's not a case at all. The woman's a stone-face liar. Let's not even talk about that. I pulled out of her really early on that one. Sorry, thanks for coming."

[Hublah]

Lots of people go to college for seven years.

Yeah, their called doctors!

[nanimonai]

When there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.
You ate what??
We ate sand.
-Raising Arizona

[Hublah]

You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a Bull's a$$ but I would rather take the butchers word for it!

[mrssoonerhubler]

Fargin Ice Hole!!!


LMAO

fargin bastages

everyone at work uses that one thanks to me...never knew anybody else had ever seen johnny dangerously..not a real popular one

[mrssoonerhubler]

"I hate the colonel, with his wee beety eyes--and that smug look on his face...Oh you gonna buy my chicken OHHHHh!" So I married an axe murderer

[OKC Sooner]

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

The central message of Buddhism is not: "Every man for himself."

By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

[Zbird]

"You just keep thinkin' Butch. That's what you're good at." Sundance Kid

[Zbird]

"Your Best? Losers always do their best. Winners go home and f**k the prom queen." Sean Connery to Nicholas Cage in "The Rock".

[MiccoMacey]

i would've gone with......English M*****F*****. Do you speak it?


but that's just me..

:D

Yeah but bacon's good...

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I wouldn't know cause I'd never eat the dirty mutha f***er.

[NickZeppelin]

For the moment it's something from Anchorman

San Diego..It's German for a Whales Vagina...

[homerSimpsonsBrain]

One day son, all of this will be yours...
What pa? The curtains?

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries

Does your dog bite?

[Octavian]

"Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship" -the epitaph of Royal Tenenbaum

[TUSooner]

"I don't know nuttin 'bout birthin no babies!" ~Prissy, Gone With the Wind
I thought I was the only person alive who remembers that gem!

[Soonerborn03]

"Big gulps huh? Alright, see you later" - Dumb & Dumber

"Sampsonite....I was way off" - Dumb & Dumber

"General Lee, I have no division" - Stephen Lang, Gettysburg

"We have a piper down" - in a Scottish voice, So I Married an Axe Murderer


"Hey, the Sheriff is a Ni *BONG*"
"What'd he say?"
"The Sheriff is near" - Blazing Saddles


Coach: You guys... you lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. Do you know what that makes you? Larry?"
Larry: Lollgaggers!
Coach: Lollygaggers.

[Bama/OU]

"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that sh*t for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your a$$. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherf*cker before you popped a cap in his a$$. But I saw some sh*t this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous a$$ in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that sh*t ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."

Jules in Pulp Fiction.

[kernalsanders]

"We didnt give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour"
"Toga! Toga! Toga!"
"Can anyone what i am about to be? ... A zit Get it"
All from John Belushi in Animal House

[william_brasky]

I prefer not to. -Bartleby

[apusooner]

Jesus Christ!

What?

[Sooner24]

I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ***-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists!---Blazing Saddles

[XingTheRubicon]

"Earn this" -SPRyan

"It's a big fireplace, Theron, you think you can hit it?" _-Home from the Hill

"You weren't meant to hear that." -Home from the Hill

"Maybe you should get some outside interests, maybe join the Garden Club or something....'cause from here on out, that boy's mine." -Home from the Hill



and one of the greatest lines ever from True Grit...

"I guess I loved a girl once....but things didn't exactly work out, she didn't take to me being gone all the time and she ended up marrying an ol' boy that worked at the hardware store....

<long pause>

well I hope her and that nail selling bastard are happy"


and best movie line bitching to God during a funeral...

After their friend and dog was killed and Boss Spearman starts the eulogy...

"Charlie, you go ahead, I ain't got nothin' to say to that sum bitch."

Charlie- "I'm inclined to agree with Boss and hold a grudge against you."

[NASASooner]

I do not resist women, I simply deny them my essence.

You'll have to answer to the Coca-cola company.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!

[1stTimeCaller]

I ain't easy and I ain't your kid. You can take sorry and shove it up your *** - Tombstone

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Warden: Mr. Cash, try to refrain from performing any tunes that remind the inmates that they're in prison.

Johnny Cash: You think they forgot?

[Salt City Sooner]

"This is where the law stops....& I start."
-Stallone-

[soonerjace]

Damn boy your momma sure cares alot about your education.
Forrest Gump

[OUTromBoNado]

Unhhhhhhh, oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhh - Debbie Does Dallas

Awesome.


Say "what" again! Say - "what" - again! I dare you! I double-dare you mother****er! Say "what" one more goddamn time!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/sjackson.html


"Yippie-ki-yay, Mother******." --Bruce Willis, Die Hard

"The Price is Right. Bitch."--Bob Barker, Happy Gilmore

[OKC Sooner]

Plastics.

http://www.thelin.net/laurent/cinema/photos/le_laureat/dustin_hoffman.jpg

[soonerbrat]

Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?

[Stanley1]

Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?

Groundhogs Day?

[ChickSoonerFan]

<whiney>Your stone cold silence is very reassuring<whiney>

[ChickSoonerFan]

Groundhogs Day?

Yeah...sure..anyone can guess that but on which day?! Day one or day like 30 something?

Just kidding...maybe he said that everytime

good guess actually

[jk the sooner fan]

"real tomato ketchup eddie?"

"nothing but the best Clark........"

[BeetDigger]

I don't know why they call it helper, I think it does just fine on it's own.

[BeetDigger]

I think that hamburger helper is way better than tuna helper, what about you?

You're the gourmet around here Eddie.

[BeetDigger]

How do you like your helper?

Oh, a little pink in the middle.

[CowboySooner]

Son, you got a panty on yo head.

[Shamrock]

"Non!" - Marcel Marceau in Silent Movie.

[GDC]

I like the one from Full Metal Jacket about only steers and queers (Lid, Herr, ATX) coming from Texas.

[TboneGal]

"You just keep thinkin' Butch. That's what you're good at." Sundance Kid


"Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?"

"Are you crazy!? The fall will probably kill ya"



http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/quotes.aspx

Did anyone else see this? Good times.

http://www.afi.com/Docs/tvevents/pdf/quotes400.pdf

Even better list.

[critical_phil]

What's up, niggas?




http://x11.putfile.com/11/33309432039.jpg





heh.

[John Kochtoston]

"Put the coffee down. Coffee is for closers." Alec Baldwin, Glengary Glennross.
"F--k me gently with a chainsaw." Heathers
"You go to the box, you know, two minutes and you feel shame." Slap Shot
"Every Joy of Sex album comes equipped with ... Big Jim Slade!" Kentucky Fried Movie
"What ... what would you say ... you do here?" Office Space

[silverwheels]

heh.

Funniest line of the movie.


"He called the **** 'poop'!" - Billy Madison

"What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?" - Old farm lady from Billy Madison



And the line in my sig.

[walkoffsooner]

Did you know the human head weighs 7 pounds

[Big Red Ron]

"I'm afraid the strean was more than he could bear." - Doc Holliday

[OhU1]

"They killed the Giggler, man. THEY KILLED THE GIGGLER!"