This guy is gonna have alot of splainen to do

[85Sooner]

to God when he dies.

Birthed 6000 but killed over 20,000. Should be on this guys epitaph.



http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-abortion29nov29,0,2003322,full.story

[Veritas]

IBTT

[yermom]

i have nothing good to add to this thread

[JohnnyMack]

Don't really feel like playing today.

Maybe after lunch.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Back in the '70's, when abortion became"legal", it was a shock to me. Who would have thought the Supreme Court would reverse any law against taking another person's life. They had to adjust the definition of person. Don't get me wrong. I fully understand and appreciate the hardships an unwanted pregnancy causes. But, it's still another human being. Pretty sad for the USA!

[Veritas]

You know, I've given it quite a bit of thought, and I've decided that my overwhelming support for stem cell research really stems (no pun intended) from my overwhelming support for killing babies.

[Widescreen]

You know, I've given it quite a bit of thought, and I've decided that my overwhelming support for stem cell research really stems (no pun intended) from my overwhelming support for killing babies.
Why do you hate babies?

[Veritas]

Why do you hate babies?
I don't, they are quite tasty.

[soonerscuba]

I want a Fujian Baby diamond. I have a moral issue though in that they are really mean to the union that debones the babies.

[skycat]

Babyeaters?

[yermom]

I want a Fujian Baby diamond. I have a moral issue though in that they are really mean to the union that debones the babies.

:D

[Veritas]

I want a Fujian Baby diamond. I have a moral issue though in that they are really mean to the union that debones the babies.
Oh, I just got Mrs V one of those. The baby it came from was quite cute too!

[1stTimeCaller]

I just figured out where the meat in a McRib comes from.

Thanks,

[JohnnyMack]

Dead Babies are cool. All of us libz use them as household decorations to ward off evil spirits, like Ann Coulter.

[Mjcpr]

Dead Babies are cool. All of us libz use them as household decorations to ward off evil spirits, like Ann Coulter.

If you season them outside over the summer months, they make excellent fire wood.

[yermom]

all jokes aside, this is pretty ****ed up:


His first patient of the day, Sarah, 23, says it never occurred to her to use birth control, though she has been sexually active for six years. When she became pregnant this fall, Sarah, who works in real estate, was in the midst of planning her wedding. "I don't think my dress would have fit with a baby in there," she says.

The last patient of the day, a 32-year-old college student named Stephanie, has had four abortions in the last 12 years. She keeps forgetting to take her birth control pills. Abortion "is a bummer," she says, "but no big stress."

yainches like that should lose thier ovaries in the process

rape/incest is one one thing, but give me a break

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

all jokes aside, this is pretty ****ed up:



yainches like that should lose thier ovaries in the process

rape/incest is one one thing, but give me a breakThank you.

[Widescreen]

all jokes aside, this is pretty ****ed up:



yainches like that should lose thier ovaries in the process

rape/incest is one one thing, but give me a break
I have a problem with abortion in general but to use it as a form of birth control because you can't control yourself or you can't be bothered to remember to take your birth control pills is sick.

[Hatfield]

i have been looking for a good baby stuffed with a beer can on the grill recipe.
Veritas you have anything for me?

[Partial Qualifier]

all jokes aside, this is pretty ****ed up:


yainches like that should lose thier ovaries in the process

rape/incest is one one thing, but give me a break

Yes, thank you. YMSSRA

[C&CDean]

Of the 60K+ dead babies, I wonder how many were the result of incest or rape? I'd guess less than 5.

Any way you slice it, killing babies is ****ed up. No matter how delicious they are.

[Hatfield]

Of the 60K+ dead babies, I wonder how many were the result of incest or rape? I'd guess less than 5.

Any way you slice it, killing babies is ****ed up. No matter how delicious they are.


why stop at 5? go all out as long as we are pulling numbers out of the air.... I say only -4.2 :P

you should try them with brown sugar.

[Rogue]

His first patient of the day, Sarah, 23, says it never occurred to her to use birth control, though she has been sexually active for six years. When she became pregnant this fall, Sarah, who works in real estate, was in the midst of planning her wedding. "I don't think my dress would have fit with a baby in there," she says.

The last patient of the day, a 32-year-old college student named Stephanie, has had four abortions in the last 12 years. She keeps forgetting to take her birth control pills. Abortion "is a bummer," she says, "but no big stress."



I, for one, am glad that those 2 women are not raising children that they don't want.

[85Sooner]

Adoption. Its a great option

[Hatfield]

Adoption. Its a great option

agreed, however it is also too simplistic when speaking in generalities.

we are an interesting society in that we don't want people to abort babies, but then we don't want to fund/take care of those babies once they get here. odd indeed.

[Veritas]

i have been looking for a good baby stuffed with a beer can on the grill recipe.
Veritas you have anything for me?
I can't believe you would expose a child to alcohol before you eat it. What kind of person are you?

[C&CDean]

agreed, however it is also too simplistic when speaking in generalities.

some worthless *******s in our society don't want to fund/take care of their own flesh and blood so they choose to kill them instead - in the name of "convenience." sad indeed.

fixed

[IB4OU2]

i have been looking for a good baby stuffed with a beer can on the grill recipe.
Veritas you have anything for me?

Those near full term aborts fit well in the turkey frier.......( dear god forgive me for typing that....)

[JohnnyMack]

I can't believe you would expose a child to alcohol before you eat it. What kind of person are you?

No ****.

This takes us back to the age old question, should babies be served with sauce or dry?

[Mjcpr]

No ****.

This takes us back to the age old question, should babies be served with sauce or dry?

An au jois would be nice.

[C&CDean]

An au jois would be nice.

It's "au jus" you ****in' hillbilly.

[85Sooner]

fixed


Is what they should be.

Adult with choosing ability chooses to be irresponsible and chooses to end the life of the unborn who never had a choice.

I know which one should be aborted.

[yermom]

It's "au jus" you ****in' hillbilly.


does red or white wine go with baby meat?

[GottaHavePride]

Why do you hate babies?
http://store.redvsblue.com/catalog/girlbabies-main.jpg

It's funny, because that shirt comes from something entirely unrelated to this discussion...

[C&CDean]

does red or white wine go with baby meat?

Beer, you ****in' hillbilly. Geez, y'all don't know **** about unborn cuisine, do you?

[Mjcpr]

It's "au jus" you ****in' hillbilly.

No wonder I get strange looks when I ask for Awww Joyce with my thick, red steak orders.

[Veritas]

http://store.redvsblue.com/catalog/girlbabies-main.jpg

It's funny, because that shirt comes from something entirely unrelated to this discussion...
I just went to RvB and bought that for my wife. Awesome! :D

[Viking Kitten]

You guys are freakin' sick, the whole lot of you.

Everybody knows that the choice of libation totally depends on how you season the baby.

Beer would be the appropriate choice if the baby was served spicy, like a curried baby for example. A chilled white if the baby was served with a cream sauce, and a full-bodied red would be delicious if the baby was served medium rare.

[Howzit]

It helps if you poke it full of fork holes first to let it marinate.

[Mjcpr]

For those of you who don't have the means for the fancy baby meat, Ball Park offers a nice baby dog containing only the finest lips, fingernails and nose cartilage ever rolled into a weiner.

[Howzit]

...with a minimum of diaper droppings.

[Viking Kitten]

McDonalds is even getting into the act with the new "McBaby."

[Mjcpr]

McDonalds is even getting into the act with the new "McBaby."

What are the 3 dipping sauces?

[Beef]

For those of you who don't have the means for the fancy baby meat, Ball Park offers a nice baby dog containing only the finest lips, fingernails and nose cartilage ever rolled into a weiner.
That's hot.

[C&CDean]

McDonalds is even getting into the act with the new "McBaby."

Not to be outdone, their competition is offering the Whatafetus. With cheese.

[Beef]

Any good f'ing hillbilly knows the only way to have baby is to fry it.

[Howzit]

Cracklin' Baby!

[sanantoniosooner]

Dean.........what was you saying about subtle?

[JohnnyMack]

Baby embryo caviar is good on a triscuit.

[IB4OU2]

For those of you who don't have the means for the fancy baby meat, Ball Park offers a nice baby dog containing only the finest lips, fingernails and nose cartilage ever rolled into a weiner.

Vienna sausage too?

[Mjcpr]

Baby embryo caviar is good on a triscuit.

Not as good as a Zygote Cluster.

[Beef]

I'm just happy that I'll have plenty of people to hang out with in hell.

[Veritas]

For those of you who don't have the means for the fancy baby meat, Ball Park offers a nice baby dog containing only the finest lips, fingernails and nose cartilage ever rolled into a weiner.
Oh, those are goooood. I like the kind that have lots of collagen so they get nice and plump.

[Mjcpr]

Vienna sausage too?

God, there's no telling what they put in those things.

[C&CDean]

2nd trimester tapioca is the bombdiggity.

[Widescreen]

Beer. Pfft. You have to wash it down with AmniotiCola.

[Mjcpr]

Placenta Polenta, it's magnifique!

[C&CDean]

Placenta Polenta, it's magnifique!

In "hillbillyese" that would be Afterbirth Ale.

[Jimminy Crimson]

An umbilical cord is ready made hot dogs. Just cut to length and serve with some spicy mustard.

DE-LISH! :D

[Howzit]

Amniobrosia.

[sanantoniosooner]

This thread should be aborted.

[C&CDean]

This thread should be aborted.

Not.

Subtle.

[Widescreen]

This thread should be aborted.
IBTA

[sanantoniosooner]

Not.

Subtle.
there's not a subtle post in this thread.

Don't let me kill the thread though.

[Jimminy Crimson]

This question probably makes too much sense to be asked, but I'll ask it anyways.

How can abortion be legal, but assisted suicide, not so much?

TIA!

[soonerscuba]

See I would have to go with baby filets cooked in grape seed oil; high burn temp, and little taste. Let the full flavor of the baby speak for itself.

[GrapevineSooner]

Baby. The other white meat.

(Can't believe this thread has gone four pages without a reference to Fat Bastard's famous line from the Spy Who Shagged Me)

[yermom]

This question probably makes too much sense to be asked, but I'll ask it anyways.

How can abortion be legal, but assisted suicide, not so much?

TIA!

good question...

probably because some old geezer never had to go to court about needing their parents' permission before offing themselves

[yermom]

Baby. The other white meat.

(Can't believe this thread has gone four pages without a reference to Fat Bastard's famous line from the Spy Who Shagged Me)

i almost went there with the wine question

[soonerscuba]

Baby pate is also some good eatin'. Way better than gamey toddler.

[Howzit]

Tartar.

[12]

I was very indifferent on this matter until my wife had our first child. And now with two, the two of them have changed my thoughts toward abortion entirely. (And no, "HA HA HA LOL DEAD BABIES ARE FUNNY", I haven't become pro-choice.)

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

This question probably makes too much sense to be asked, but I'll ask it anyways.

How can abortion be legal, but assisted suicide, not so much?

TIA! Or, since assisted suicide is illegal, why is abortion legal? Easy to answer if you can claim that an unborn child is simply solid and liquid "matter", rather than an actual person.

[sanantoniosooner]

Yeah........and the one that can voice the choice to die can't, while the one who can't voice an opinion is open season.

[yermom]

Or, since assisted suicide is illegal, why is abortion legal? Easy to answer if you can claim that an unborn child is simply solid and liquid "matter", rather than an actual person.

yeah, "fetal tissue" :rolleyes:

the thing that gets me is that as soon as the mother wants the baby, it's murder if it's killed

like some kind of magic has occured

[sanantoniosooner]

I hate discussions like this but I'll throw out something else.

It sickens me that it's all cool for a doctor to stab scissors at the base of the skull of a partially delivered child.

But if a teenage girl is wacked out and leaves the child in a toilet stall it's murder.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Yeah........and the one that can voice the choice to die can't, while the one who can't voice an opinion is open season.Sometimes the assisted suicide is wanted by those who could kill themselves if they wanted, but want another person to take their life instead. Hey, if you have the ability to off yourself, you shouldn't be asking someone else to do it for/to you.

[Hatfield]

it is times like these where i love the south oval.

shining example of how we can put all politics aside for our love of fried baby and the tasty drinks that wash them down.

[yermom]

Sometimes the assisted suicide is wanted by those who could kill themselves if they wanted, but want another person to take their life instead. Hey, if you have the ability to off yourself, you shouldn't be asking someone else to do it for/to you.

how many failed suicide attempts do we need to have to deal with before we do something about it?

these back alley suicides are a real problem

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

how many failed suicide attempts do we need to have to deal with before we do something about it?

these back alley suicides are a real problemExplanation!!???!

[LilSooner]

GOING TO HELL....









































THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU!

[yermom]

Explanation!!???!

part of the rationale of making abortions legal is that women suffer from bad abortions performed by underground doctors

so if people are going to botch their own suicides, maybe it should be legal for them to get help

[sanantoniosooner]

The rational for making ANYTHING legal is usually the so that you can regulate it.......or tax it.

[Hatfield]

so if people are going to botch their own suicides, maybe it should be legal for them to get help

suicide is the only thing that is legal if you accomplish it, but illegal if you only attempt it. wierd huh

[NYSooner1355]

This question probably makes too much sense to be asked, but I'll ask it anyways.

How can abortion be legal, but assisted suicide, not so much?

TIA!

because you're already a taxpayer by the time you can decide on assisted suicide, why would the gubmint let you off that easy??

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

part of the rationale of making abortions legal is that women suffer from bad abortions performed by underground doctors

so if people are going to botch their own suicides, maybe it should be legal for them to get helpDoes any part of that seem logical to you?

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

because you're already a taxpayer by the time you can decide on assisted suicide, why would the gubmint let you off that easy??Now, THIS makes SOME sense, SORT OF.

[GottaHavePride]

Does any part of that seem logical to you?

It makes sense. It also proves that jokes are WAY less funny once you have to explain them. ;)

[85Sooner]

this thread did not pan out how I thought it would.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

this thread did not pan out how I thought it would.Surely part of it did, no?

[yermom]

Does any part of that seem logical to you?

not really

i thnk it comes down to babies being tender and delicious, where old people are tough and stringy

[Veritas]

this thread did not pan out how I thought it would.
Speaking of pans.

I tried pan fried baby lips with my baby back ribs the other day at Baby Dolls the other day. They tasted a bit like body spray, but were still quite good.

[Beef]

Speaking of pans.

I tried pan fried baby lips with my baby back ribs the other day at Baby Dolls the other day. They tasted a bit like body spray, but were still quite good.
Baby Dolls. **** YEAH!

[Hatfield]

this thread did not pan out how I thought it would.

they rarely do.

[Veritas]

Baby Dolls. **** YEAH!
That place is impressive, it's like a little self-contained baby production facility. They're able to keep the prices low on baby meat because it's all produced onsite.

[sanantoniosooner]

That place is impressive, it's like a little self-contained baby production facility. They're able to keep the prices low on baby meat because it's all produced onsite.
heh............misunderstanding meets opportunity.......

[Beef]

That place is impressive, it's like a little self-contained baby production facility. They're able to keep the prices low on baby meat because it's all produced onsite.
I know a couple of guys who have gone through the act of producing babies at Baby Dolls.

[imjebus]

I don't know how you all feel about abortion (:rolleyes: ) And I don't really care. I think it is wrong I am not OK with it at all. I had a girlfriend leave state and get an abortion without me knowing. I hate abortion with every fiber of my being. But I still believe it is a choice.

[imjebus]

And BTW there are people on this board who have lost children and I don't think the "Dead Baby" jokes are very funny. As a matter of fact they are rude and insensitive. Not unlike most of you on here.

[1stTimeCaller]

Beef, your sig line is very appropriate for this thread

[Beef]

Beef, your sig line is very appropriate for this thread
When yermom posted it, I thought it pretty much described every thread on the SO.

[Veritas]

And BTW there are people on this board who have lost children and I don't think the "Dead Baby" jokes are very funny. As a matter of fact they are rude and insensitive. Not unlike most of you on here.
...says the guy with the handle "imjebus."

Enjoy your red dots.

[Widescreen]

...says the guy with the handle "imjebus."

Enjoy your red dots.
I'm right there with you. His post would've been fine if he'd left the last sentence off.

[JohnnyMack]

I'm going to rise above negspekking the Jebus.

I'm off to pray under a peepal tree if you need me.

[Beef]

I'm truly sorry if I've been insensitive to those on this board who have had their babies eaten.

[1stTimeCaller]

I'm truly sorry if I've been insensitive to those on this board who have had their babies eaten.

or barbequed, roasted, broasted, pan-fried, deep fried and/or served with a merlot or beer

[Beef]

or barbequed, roasted, broasted, pan-fried, deep fried and/or served with a merlot or beer
Insensitive bastard.

[imjebus]

...says the guy with the handle "imjebus."

Enjoy your red dots.


Have you lost a child? If you have and you are still joining into the "dead baby" fun. :rolleyes: Then you are an idiot. If you haven't then STFU.

Thank you for playing.

[1stTimeCaller]

On behalf of most of the posters whom posted in this thread I'd like to offer our sincere condolonces to you imjebus and to those that have lost children. We meant no disrespect.

[sanantoniosooner]

Have you lost a child? If you have and you are still joining into the "dead baby" fun. :rolleyes: Then you are an idiot. If you haven't then STFU.

Thank you for playing.
We need a forum for people with dead babies.

[sanantoniosooner]

On behalf of most of the posters whom posted in this thread I'd like to offer our sincere condolonces to you imjebus and to those that have lost children. We meant no disrespect.
Hey, I totally agree.........but I don't think this is the place for a sensitive person to hang out.

[1stTimeCaller]

is imjebus gone? good, I can finish my peking baby with eggrolls

[JohnnyMack]

Just to be clear. After a year of mostly positive experience, in which I had decided to become an Elite Sponsor, I started the Dead Baby Board, I had a 46,000 dead baby jokes based on real spek not betting over two season and 1500 posts, in the last four weeks I can see this board is a place I don't want to be or patronize. There are two other boards which I believe have at least equivalent classless humor without the abusive environment. I am taking my business elsewhere.

John W. Helander
President & CEO
GrayBox Services Ltd. &
eState Auction House Ltd.

[Veritas]

Have you lost a child?
Nope, I keep mine all tied up in the basement getting fattened up.

[Viking Kitten]

Nope, I keep mine all tied up in the basement getting fattened up.

VK: Please take me with you when you cross the line, Verititis!

Verititius: I cannot, VK, for I must do this alone.

VK: Oh Veritittyus, will I ever see you again?

Verititties: You will VK. It is our destiny.

[colleyvillesooner]

I see this thread got fun.

[85Sooner]

Just found out today.

A guy at my work has a 10 year old son who started having seizures about a year ago. They could never find out what is causing them. He went into brain surgery on Monday. They found a part of his brain has died and they removed part of it. I asked the prognosis and the Dr told them that they could always have another child. I know its gonna be a wonderful holiday at his house. Just thought I'd add this to the list of things for us to think about this holiday season. May God bless him , his family and that nice sweet little boy.

[Sooner_Bob]

Whoa . . . and I thought the Lost thread had me confused.

[Howzit]

Don't mind me, I'm just STFU'ing.

[imjebus]

On behalf of most of the posters whom posted in this thread I'd like to offer our sincere condolonces to you imjebus and to those that have lost children. We meant no disrespect.


if only this was true

[imjebus]

Nope, I keep mine all tied up in the basement getting fattened up.


Ah ha ha ha... ha ha ha....ahhhhhhh I tried but nope still not funny...*********

[Hatfield]

imjebus if you can't tell the so isn't making fun of the loss of actual children then well didn't your mother ever teach you not to cry over spilt baby?

[IB4OU2]

Ah ha ha ha... ha ha ha....ahhhhhhh I tried but nope still not funny...*********

Geez, Do you stomp your remote when you watch an episode of SouthPark?????.........:rolleyes:

[IB4OU2]

VK: Please take me with you when you cross the line, Verititis!

Verititius: I cannot, VK, for I must do this alone.

VK: Oh Veritittyus, will I ever see you again?

Verititties: You will VK. It is our destiny.

I see you're warming up to husker (*********s) instead of astronauts these days........;)

[Veritas]

Ah ha ha ha... ha ha ha....ahhhhhhh I tried but nope still not funny...*********
Have you lost a *********? If you have and you are still joining into the "dead *********" fun. Then you are an idiot. If you haven't then STFU.

Thank you for playing.

[49r]

This thread makes me so horny...

[yermom]

This thread makes me so hungry...

me too

[skycat]

Food and sex?! At the same time?!!?

[yermom]

you could always go for the trifecta

[soonerscuba]

me so horny...

Vietnamese baby pho is perfect for those cold winter nights that need a hot spicy soup.

[imjebus]

imjebus if you can't tell the so isn't making fun of the loss of actual children then well didn't your mother ever teach you not to cry over spilt baby?

I have had my *** jumped on here and booted for saying that the military people love to play with their toys, for saying that jesus was a homosexual liberal jew, and for calling Dean the king of *********s. And I'm being over sensitive. Thats cool. If thats the way you guys want to play then fine lets play. But I will get booted.. And who cares right, because I'm the one who's wrong.

[1stTimeCaller]

I have had my *** jumped on here and booted for saying that the military people love to play with their toys, for saying that jesus was a homosexual liberal jew, and for calling Dean the king of *********s. And I'm being over sensitive. Thats cool. If thats the way you guys want to play then fine lets play. But I will get booted.. And who cares right, because I'm the one who's wrong.

well, you have called two moderators *********s and not one person has called you a name in this thread.

[imjebus]

And for all the people that always bitch about people not signing their negspek... I got a **** load and not one person had the nuts to sign it. Suprise suprise.. You all don't practice what you preach.... F'n preachers....lol

[Hatfield]

I have had my *** jumped on here and booted for saying that the military people love to play with their toys, for saying that jesus was a homosexual liberal jew, and for calling Dean the king of *********s. And I'm being over sensitive. Thats cool. If thats the way you guys want to play then fine lets play. But I will get booted.. And who cares right, because I'm the one who's wrong.

1. if you are looking for consistency from the mods you will need to find another board. For whatever reason some are allowed to say things others cannot. While I find this practice assinine, it is the law of the land.

2. calling a mod king of all *********s will probably get you a little timeout no matter what board you are on

3. jesus was a liberal jew that enjoyed the company of men....if that makes him gay who am i to judge. (nttawwt)

4. and you should go apply to be the moderator of the martyr board.

[sanantoniosooner]

I have had my *** jumped on here and booted for saying that the military people love to play with their toys, for saying that jesus was a homosexual liberal jew, and for calling Dean the king of *********s. And I'm being over sensitive. Thats cool. If thats the way you guys want to play then fine lets play. But I will get booted.. And who cares right, because I'm the one who's wrong.
sounds like you're catching on.

[sanantoniosooner]

And for all the people that always bitch about people not signing their negspek... I got a **** load and not one person had the nuts to sign it. Suprise suprise.. You all don't practice what you preach.... F'n preachers....lol
I haven't negged you until now.

I'll even sign it for you.

[C&CDean]

Ah, imjebus is back. Oh. Goody.

If I recall correctly, you didn't get "booted" for calling me "The King of the *********s." At least not by me. And, you're still posting, right?

Since you think Jesus was a fag, then you shouldn't have any problem sampling a fine morsel of baby flesh. What have got to lose? There's no heaven/hell right? May as well rape, pillage, burn, and eat lots of tasty newborns. I am 1,000,000% against abortion. But I likes me some blazin' sauce down at the Baby's Wild Wings.

[Hatfield]

blazin sauce is unfortunately just as hot going out as coming in

[imjebus]

1. if you are looking for consistency from the mods you will need to find another board. For whatever reason some are allowed to say things others cannot. While I find this practice assinine, it is the law of the land.

2. calling a mod king of all *********s will probably get you a little timeout no matter what board you are on

3. jesus was a liberal jew that enjoyed the company of men....if that makes him gay who am i to judge. (nttawwt)

4. and you should go apply to be the moderator of the martyr board.


1. I have been through this with the mods, and your right consistency is not in their vocabulary. Assinine is a very good way to describe it.

2. I called dean that several times just giving him crap, just like other people do on here. Another mod saw it and didn't even look at the content before it, and even though it had a smiley. I got booted.

3. Exactly

4. Where is this martyr board...:D

[imjebus]

Ah, imjebus is back. Oh. Goody.

If I recall correctly, you didn't get "booted" for calling me "The King of the *********s." At least not by me. And, you're still posting, right?

Since you think Jesus was a fag, then you shouldn't have any problem sampling a fine morsel of baby flesh. What have got to lose? There's no heaven/hell right? May as well rape, pillage, burn, and eat lots of tasty newborns. I am 1,000,000% against abortion. But I likes me some blazin' sauce down at the Baby's Wild Wings.


Man can't you guys take a joke, surely you know that I wasn't talking about the actual jesus. :rolleyes:

And BTW I don't believe jesus was a "fag" I don't believe in him at all, and because of that I'm a baby eating, raping pillaging, etc... If you guys want to tell me not to be so over sensitive then maybe you should quit being so f'n sensitive about your f'n stupid religion.

[1stTimeCaller]

Man can't you guys take a joke, surely you know that I wasn't talking about the actual jesus. :rolleyes:

And BTW I don't believe jesus was a "fag" I don't believe in him at all, and because of that I'm a baby eating, raping pillaging, etc... If you guys want to tell me not to be so over sensitive then maybe you should quit being so f'n sensitive about your f'n stupid religion.

doo, settle down. have the baby filet with a nice glass of merlot in front of the fire and come back later

[sanantoniosooner]

awwwwwww

imjebus found a friend.................

[imjebus]

sounds like you're catching on.


I know you don't know this and probably nobody does, but I have been on this board since 2000, not under the same name. I caught on a long time ago but hey a guy can still stir the crap up every now and then can't he? I don't care about any of you on here, not a f'n one. I don't care who negspeks me. I just like to even things out with another perspective every now and then, and that makes me BAD... Acually like my negspek says "imjebus is one bad dude"....lol

[OklahomaTuba]

Kim, a single mother of three, says she couldn't bear to give away a child and have to wonder every day if he were loved. Ending the pregnancy seemed easier, she says — as long as she doesn't let herself think about "what could have been."

Disgusting.

[imjebus]

doo, settle down. have the baby filet with a nice glass of merlot in front of the fire and come back later


No thanks, I'll just have a slice of your lord with a glass of his blood and I will eat that in rememberance of him.. Freakin canibals....

[sanantoniosooner]

I know you don't know this and probably nobody does, but I have been on this board since 2000, not under the same name. I caught on a long time ago but hey a guy can still stir the crap up every now and then can't he? I don't care about any of you on here, not a f'n one. I don't care who negspeks me. I just like to even things out with another perspective every now and then, and that makes me BAD... Acually like my negspek says "imjebus is one bad dude"....lol
my f'n stupid religion compells me to feel sorry for you.:D

[imjebus]

Disgusting.


Hey look even tuba and I agree.

[imjebus]

my f'n stupid religion compells me to feel sorry for you.:D


My lack of religion and my use of hallucinogenic drugs allows me to see right through you.

[1stTimeCaller]

I don't care about any of you on here, not a f'n one. I don't care who negspeks me.

You sure you weren't crying about negspek a few posts ago?:rolleyes:

[Hatfield]

No thanks, I'll just have a slice of your lord with a glass of his blood and I will eat that in rememberance of him.. Freakin canibals....

ok just wanted to recognize that this in fact is funny. nice jorb.

[sanantoniosooner]

hatfield and imjebus.........sit'n in a tree..........

[imjebus]

You sure you weren't crying about negspek a few posts ago?:rolleyes:


Nope, I could care less about negspek. I said that you all bitch about noone signing the negspek and I have a **** pot of it without a one signature.

[imjebus]

ok just wanted to recognize that this in fact is funny. nice jorb.


Thank you, I'll be here all week, Well actually i'll probably be banned by the end of the day. :hmfic:

[sanantoniosooner]

Nope, I could care less about negspek. I said that you all bitch about noone signing the negspek and I have a **** pot of it without a one signature.
You are lying.

I signed mine. Go check your records.

[C&CDean]

Man can't you guys take a joke, surely you know that I wasn't talking about the actual jesus. :rolleyes:

And BTW I don't believe jesus was a "fag" I don't believe in him at all, and because of that I'm a baby eating, raping pillaging, etc... If you guys want to tell me not to be so over sensitive then maybe you should quit being so f'n sensitive about your f'n stupid religion.

You can't have it both ways. You mention the "actual Jesus" then you say you "don't believe in him at all."

I don't have a f'n stupid religion. I don't go to church. Way too many hypocrites, sinners, whoremongers, fags, liars, cheats, adulterers, fornicaters, thieves, and heathens there for my tastes.

[imjebus]

hatfield and imjebus.........sit'n in a tree..........


I remember 3rd grade too, seems your still there.

[sanantoniosooner]

I remember 3rd grade too, seems your still there.
Do you even know where you are posting?

Go post here. (http://www.aarp.org/boards/)

[imjebus]

You can't have it both ways. You mention the "actual Jesus" then you say you "don't believe in him at all."

I don't have a f'n stupid religion. I don't go to church. Way too many hypocrites, sinners, whoremongers, fags, liars, cheats, adulterers, fornicaters, thieves, and heathens there for my tastes.


Actually I can have it both ways. You just showed me I can. You say you don't have religion but you believe in god. Thats having it both ways, you either follow the bible or you don't, none of that middle of the road ****.

[imjebus]

Do you even know where you are posting?

Go post here. (http://www.aarp.org/boards/)

Thanks for the link.

[imjebus]

You are lying.

I signed mine. Go check your records.


I don't listen to records, and I have not seen one signed negspek, Don't believe me....Don't care....

[C&CDean]

Actually I can have it both ways. You just showed me I can. You say you don't have religion but you believe in god. Thats having it both ways, you either follow the bible or you don't, none of that middle of the road ****.

Wrong again. I didn't say I don't have religion. I said I don't have "a" religion. Big difference.

And seriously, try the infant fries or oysters. Not a whole lot of meat, but very tasty.

[sanantoniosooner]

I don't listen to records, and I have not seen one signed negspek, Don't believe me....Don't care....
I just did it an hour ago. And I signed it.

~sas

I don't care that you don't care. So there.

[imjebus]

Wrong again. I didn't say I don't have religion. I said I don't have "a" religion. Big difference.

And seriously, try the infant fries or oysters. Not a whole lot of meat, but very tasty.


So you follow the bible?

Infant fries....ha ha ha...ha.. nope still not funny.

[imjebus]

I just did it an hour ago. And I signed it.

~sas

I don't care that you don't care. So there.


-I Don't Care-

I don't care if you don't,
I don't care if you don't,
I don't care if you don't care
I don't care if you don't,
I don't care if you don't,
I don't care if you don't care
I don't care if you don't,
I don't care if you don't,
I don't care if you don't care
I don't care if you don't,
I don't care if you don't,
I don't care if you don't care

Everyone Is So Full Of ****!
Born and raised by hypocrites,
Hearts recycled but never saved,
From the cradle to the grave,
We are the kids of war and peace,
From Anaheim to the middle east,
We are the stories and disciples of,
The Jesus Of Suburbia

Land of make believe,
And it don't believe in me,
Land of make believe,
And I don't believe,
And I don't care!
---
-Dearly Beloved-

Dearly beloved, are you listening?
I can't remember a word that you were saying,
Are we demented? Or am I disturbed?
The space that's in between insane and insecure

Oh therapy can you please fill the void?
Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed?
Nobody's perfect and I stand accused,
For the lack of a better word, and that's my best excuse

[yermom]

I just did it an hour ago. And I signed it.

~sas

I don't care that you don't care. So there.

you've probably just scrolled off the page :D

[Veritas]

Actually I can have it both ways. You just showed me I can. You say you don't have religion but you believe in god. Thats having it both ways, you either follow the bible or you don't, none of that middle of the road ****.
One can believe in god without associating one's self with a religion. One can even believe in and follow the Bible without associating with religion, although to be intellectually honest one must do a bit of research to understand the origins of the Bible well enough to truly be independent of any specific religion.

You're whining about unfair treatment and about being unfairly baned, yet you've called me an idiot and a ********* and you're still posting. Seems to me you're getting a pretty good deal of slack.

Remember when you had all green dots, and then you suddenly had all red dots? That was me. Hence the "enjoy your red dots" comment. Sorry I didn't sign it, I figured you'd make the connection.

[C&CDean]

One can believe in god without associated one's self with religion. One can even believe in and follow the Bible without associating with religion, although to be intellectually honest one must do a bit of research to understand the origins of the Bible well enough to truly be independent of a specific religion.

You're whining about unfair treatment and about being unfairly baned, yet you've called me an idiot and a ********* and you're still posting. Seems to me you're getting a pretty good deal of slack.

Remember when you had all green dots, and then you suddenly had all red dots? That was me. Hence the "enjoy your red dots" comment.

Dude, he doesn't care.

[critical_phil]

I know you don't know this and probably nobody does, but I have been on this board since 2000, not under the same name.


bruce?

[yermom]

Will?

[imjebus]

One can believe in god without associating one's self with a religion. One can even believe in and follow the Bible without associating with religion, although to be intellectually honest one must do a bit of research to understand the origins of the Bible well enough to truly be independent of any specific religion.

You're whining about unfair treatment and about being unfairly baned, yet you've called me an idiot and a ********* and you're still posting. Seems to me you're getting a pretty good deal of slack.

Remember when you had all green dots, and then you suddenly had all red dots? That was me. Hence the "enjoy your red dots" comment. Sorry I didn't sign it, I figured you'd make the connection.


Thank for the negspek, I didn't even know I had green dots.

[JohnnyMack]

One can believe in god without associating one's self with a religion. One can even believe in and follow the Bible without associating with religion, although to be intellectually honest one must do a bit of research to understand the origins of the Bible well enough to truly be independent of any specific religion.

You're whining about unfair treatment and about being unfairly baned, yet you've called me an idiot and a ********* and you're still posting. Seems to me you're getting a pretty good deal of slack.

Remember when you had all green dots, and then you suddenly had all red dots? That was me. Hence the "enjoy your red dots" comment. Sorry I didn't sign it, I figured you'd make the connection.

Dude, you're an idiot ********* whorn lover.

(part of the above post may have crossed the line, and for that I offer you my shredded baby meat, gouda and smoked apple omlette).

[imjebus]

Dude, he doesn't care.


I don't care if you don't, I don't care if you don't, I don't care if you don't care........

SO I DON'T CARE!!!!!

[Hatfield]

i go away for a few minutes and next thing i know i am sitting in a gay tree with imjebus.

this thread is oarsum

[1stTimeCaller]

I don't care either!!!3#@!!!

[imjebus]

i go away for a few minutes and next thing i know i am sitting in a gay tree with imjebus.

this thread is oarsum


Hey I like girls too, so it's a bi tree. Thank you

[Veritas]

Dude, you're an idiot ********* whorn lover.

(part of the above post may have crossed the line, and for that I offer you my shredded baby meat, gouda and smoked apple omlette).
Look, I'll cop to idiot *********, but "whorn lover" is OVER THE LINE!!!! :mad: :mad:

On the other hand, mmm, gouda, baby, smoked apple...you shouldn't have. :texan:

[imjebus]

I don't care either!!!3#@!!!


"People who hate people come together."

"NO"

"But your our strongest member"

"F*ck you"

"Thats what I'm talking about you a**hole"

"F*ck off"

"Damn we almost had a meeting"


It's so hard to get my kind of people together.:D

[Hatfield]

and yes i did just make up "oarsum" feel free to use it.

[C&CDean]

Hey I like girls too, so it's a bi tree. Thank you

Now, if only you could get the girls to like you.

And I'm jealous. I wish I didn't care. Then I'd be participating in all the "philias" out there. Pedophilia. Necrophilia. Homophilia. Murderphilia. Rapeophilia. Hatecrimeophilia.

Some people get to have all the fun.

[sanantoniosooner]

Was one of your old names cccsdad?

[JohnnyMack]

Now, if only you could get the girls to like you.

And I'm jealous. I wish I didn't care. Then I'd be participating in all the "philias" out there. Pedophilia. Necrophilia. Homophilia. Murderphilia. Rapeophilia. Hatecrimeophilia.

Some people get to have all the fun.

I think you made a few of those up. I mean, I'm not a scientist or anything, but yeah, I think you made some of those up.

[critical_phil]

Was one of your old names cccsdad?



http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/6585/cccs105rs.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[1stTimeCaller]

I think you made a few of those up. I mean, I'm not a scientist or anything, but yeah, I think you made some of those up.

yeah, there's no such thing as necrophilia you ****** ;)

[Mjcpr]

I think you made a few of those up. I mean, I'm not a scientist or anything, but yeah, I think you made some of those up.

There is also Opheliaophilia. The uncontrollable desire to have relations with people named Ophelia.

That's an unfortunate name.

[Veritas]

I suffered greatly from sororitophelia during college as well as eledophelia. :(

[imjebus]

Now, if only you could get the girls to like you.

And I'm jealous. I wish I didn't care. Then I'd be participating in all the "philias" out there. Pedophilia. Necrophilia. Homophilia. Murderphilia. Rapeophilia. Hatecrimeophilia.

Some people get to have all the fun.


Married with children thanks, and nope never raped anyone, never molested any kids, never murdered anyone, just had butt sex and went about my day. I know you entertain this fantasy that because people don't believe the way you do then they are horrible people. Thats ok I forgive you.....

[IB4OU2]

Now, if only you could get the girls to like you.

And I'm jealous. I wish I didn't care. Then I'd be participating in all the "philias" out there. Pedophilia. Necrophilia. Homophilia. Murderphilia. Rapeophilia. Hatecrimeophilia.

Some people get to have all the fun.

Glad you left off Patophilia........:eek:

[imjebus]

Was one of your old names cccsdad?


Nope

[C&CDean]

Married with children thanks, and nope never raped anyone, never molested any kids, never murdered anyone, just had butt sex and went about my day. I know you entertain this fantasy that because people don't believe the way you do then they are horrible people. Thats ok I forgive you.....

Huh? I know lots of folks that don't believe the way I do, and they're not horrible at all. You, on the other hand, are an insufferable bore. I pity your wife and children (assuming you actually have em'). It would suck to be related to somebody who doesn't believe in anything. What an empty existence.

[Widescreen]

And for all the people that always bitch about people not signing their negspek... I got a **** load and not one person had the nuts to sign it. Suprise suprise.. You all don't practice what you preach.... F'n preachers....lol
I signed mine. It was the one with "-Widescreen" at the end. I guess I should've put "Signed, Your Friend Widescreen".

[imjebus]

Huh? I know lots of folks that don't believe the way I do, and they're not horrible at all. You, on the other hand, are an insufferable bore. I pity your wife and children (assuming you actually have em'). It would suck to be related to somebody who doesn't believe in anything. What an empty existence.


I didn't say i don't believe in anything. I believe in alot of things, real things... ha ha ha.. But you wouldn't understand that. Insufferable bore....lol.. Thats cool. I can deal with that.

You can call mine an empty existence thats fine, but one thing you need to realize is that just because you believe something that doesn't make it real. Your beliefs are just that, YOUR BELIEFS. They are learned. You learned them from someone else. You can believe what you want and I don't think your a bad person for believing the way you do. But I am a rapist and child molester for the way I believe. Thats typical hypocritical religion.

[C&CDean]

I didn't say i don't believe in anything. I believe in alot of things, real things... ha ha ha.. But you wouldn't understand that. Insufferable bore....lol.. Thats cool. I can deal with that.

You can call mine an empty existence thats fine, but one thing you need to realize is that just because you believe something that doesn't make it real. Your beliefs are just that, YOUR BELIEFS. They are learned. You learned them from someone else. You can believe what you want and I don't think your a bad person for believing the way you do. But I am a rapist and child molester for the way I believe. Thats typical hypocritical religion.

You also possess poor reading comprehension skills.

Did I say you were a rapist and child molester? Nope. I just said if I didn't have any religious beliefs, some acknowledgement of an afterlife (no claim to know exactly what lies in the hereafter), then I would be a raping, killing, stealing, cheating SOB. And why not? What, besides a conscience keeps one from doing those things? And what creates a conscience? That's right, a belief in something greater than ourself. All the mass murderers, rapists, and child molesters share one basic flaw. No conscience. You have to believe in something to possess a conscience.

[sanantoniosooner]

Do you need a hug?

[49r]

You guys have no idea how turned I am right now!!!

[C&CDean]

You guys have no idea how turned I am right now!!!

So "turned" you forgot the "on?"

[sanantoniosooner]

no........I think his back went out........

[49r]

So "turned" you forgot the "on?"

Man, my hands are shaking...

:D

[JohnnyMack]

You also possess poor reading comprehension skills.

Did I say you were a rapist and child molester? Nope. I just said if I didn't have any religious beliefs, some acknowledgement of an afterlife (no claim to know exactly what lies in the hereafter), then I would be a raping, killing, stealing, cheating SOB. And why not? What, besides a conscience keeps one from doing those things? And what creates a conscience? That's right, a belief in something greater than ourself. All the mass murderers, rapists, and child molesters share one basic flaw. No conscience. You have to believe in something to possess a conscience.

I concur with the "belief in something greater than ourself" and I as a person who is not a Christian, but not without spirituality, have my own assessment of what that is. But it does keep me striving (sometimes poorly) towards a more virtuous existence.

[imjebus]

You also possess poor reading comprehension skills.

Did I say you were a rapist and child molester? Nope. I just said if I didn't have any religious beliefs, some acknowledgement of an afterlife (no claim to know exactly what lies in the hereafter), then I would be a raping, killing, stealing, cheating SOB. And why not? What, besides a conscience keeps one from doing those things? And what creates a conscience? That's right, a belief in something greater than ourself. All the mass murderers, rapists, and child molesters share one basic flaw. No conscience. You have to believe in something to possess a conscience.

You don't know what lies in the hereafter, you have a belief in what you hope is there. NO ONE knows Dean, I'm not saying my way is the right way, but how can you say yours is.

[sanantoniosooner]

I concur with the "belief in something greater than ourself" and I as a person who is not a Christian, but not without spirituality, have my own assessment of what that is. But it does keep me striving (sometimes poorly) towards a more virtuous existence.
[church lady]Weeelllll idn't that special[/church lady]:D

[imjebus]

I concur with the "belief in something greater than ourself" and I as a person who is not a Christian, but not without spirituality, have my own assessment of what that is. But it does keep me striving (sometimes poorly) towards a more virtuous existence.


Thats cool, everyone has their way.

If you don't mind me asking what exactly do you believe is out there?

[imjebus]

Do you need a hug?


MMMMMM, hugs...;)

[sanantoniosooner]

Thats cool, everyone has their way.

If you don't mind me asking what exactly do you believe is out there?
He sacrifices babies to the great god WAHHHHHHHHHH.

[Widescreen]

Man, my hands are shaking...

:D
By shaking, I'm guessing you mean "jerking".

[imjebus]

He sacrifices babies to the great god WAHHHHHHHHHH.


No the great god no longer requires live sacrifices. You should no this. He got tired of doing that after the flood.

[1stTimeCaller]

You guys are ruining a perfectly good baby eating thread

[Beef]

Thats cool, everyone has their way.

If you don't mind me asking what exactly do you believe is out there?
APPLES!

[sanantoniosooner]

No the great god no longer requires live sacrifices. You should no this. He got tired of doing that after the flood.
you have a 'god' confused with 'God'

[49r]

By shaking, I'm guessing you mean "jerking".

Hey, you aren't the only one who's "living large"

[JohnnyMack]

You guys are ruining a perfectly good baby eating thread

Simmer down. Speaking of simmer, I have a nice pot of stewed baby with carrots & potatoes on the stove.

[1stTimeCaller]

Simmer down. Speaking of simmer, I have a nice pot of stewed baby with carrots & potatoes on the stove.

hey Dan Quayle did you put any onions in there, they go great with baby

[49r]

Simmer down. Speaking of simmer, I have a nice pot of stewed baby with carrots & potatoes on the stove.

Are they "baby carrots"?

[1stTimeCaller]

mmmmmmmm shish-k-babies

[JohnnyMack]

hey Dan Quayle did you put any onions in there, they go great with baby

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=potatoes

eat it, circus monkey.

[1stTimeCaller]

burn !!!!! engrish teacher smack@@@!!!!!!!

Why do I love you so much?

[C&CDean]

You don't know what lies in the hereafter, you have a belief in what you hope is there. NO ONE knows Dean, I'm not saying my way is the right way, but how can you say yours is.

Dude. Read. I said I don't have a clue what the hereafter will bring. Not. A. Clue. But I've also been around long enough to realize that there's something to this "God" thing. Who knows what the "right way" is? I just know that dissing God's son probably ain't a really healthy thing to do if you give a **** about/believe in the afterlife.

Unless, of course you think you're coming back as a fish, or a bird, or maybe even as a reasonable human being in your next life.

[imjebus]

you have a 'god' confused with 'God'

No confusion... thanks for your concern...:P

[imjebus]

Dude. Read. I said I don't have a clue what the hereafter will bring. Not. A. Clue. But I've also been around long enough to realize that there's something to this "God" thing. Who knows what the "right way" is? I just know that dissing God's son probably ain't a really healthy thing to do if you give a **** about/believe in the afterlife.

Unless, of course you think you're coming back as a fish, or a bird, or maybe even as a reasonable human being in your next life.


Your assuming the bible and this "god" thing is real. I do not assume that. I have taken it into consideration, but do not see enough to convince me of it's validity.

[imjebus]

Oh yeah and assuming god is real, I'm sure he wouldn't appreciate a bunch of people talking about eating babies. Its just jokes you say, well lets hope he has a good sense of humor.

[C&CDean]

Your assuming the bible and this "god" thing is real. I do not assume that. I have taken it into consideration, but do not see enough to convince me of it's validity.

Cool. It's your carcass that'll be cracklin' in hell. But you really oughta think about those kids. If we all learn our beliefs, then you're probably teaching your kids to be a non-believer as well. Which means they'll be cracklin' in hell along with you. Do you really wanna have that hanging over your head?

Of course kids nuts cracklin' on an open fire does sound tasty this time of year. Tis' the season and all.

[Veritas]

Oh yeah and assuming god is real, I'm sure he wouldn't appreciate a bunch of people talking about eating babies. Its just jokes you say, well lets hope he has a good sense of humor.
Oh we don't just talk about it. Clearly you've never been to a tailgate.

[JohnnyMack]

Oh we don't just talk about it. Clearly you've never been to a tailgate.

Yep. Here's a picture from the last tailgate, right before they sacrificed the goat.

http://www.underdog.co.za/death/goat.jpg

[49r]

Do you suppose God's ever lost a baby?

[imjebus]

Cool. It's your carcass that'll be cracklin' in hell. But you really oughta think about those kids. If we all learn our beliefs, then you're probably teaching your kids to be a non-believer as well. Which means they'll be cracklin' in hell along with you. Do you really wanna have that hanging over your head?

Of course kids nuts cracklin' on an open fire does sound tasty this time of year. Tis' the season and all.


So I should waste my life teaching my kids something I don't believe in. I teach them to decide for themselves, I'm not going to shove religion down their throat, and I won't chastise them if them do believe. It's an individual choice.

Thanks for your heartfelt concern..:rolleyes:

[C&CDean]

So I should waste my life teaching my kids something I don't believe in. I teach them to decide for themselves, I'm not going to shove religion down their throat, and I won't chastise them if them do believe. It's an individual choice.

Thanks for your heartfelt concern..:rolleyes:

Oh, so you're gonna shove atheism down their throats instead? Goody.

And don't get me wrong. I have as much concern for you as you have for me.

[Howzit]

Will someone let me know when I can quit STFU'ing?

[imjebus]

Oh, so you're gonna shove atheism down their throats instead? Goody.

And don't get me wrong. I have as much concern for you as you have for me.


Remember that reading comprehension thing you was talking about. I said I'm not shoving anything down their throats I'll let them decide. I also said if they decide to believe that way I would be ok with that.

[imjebus]

Will someone let me know when I can quit STFU'ing?


Nows ok, but it's up to you man. :D

[C&CDean]

Remember that reading comprehension thing you was talking about. I said I'm not shoving anything down their throats I'll let them decide. I also said if they decide to believe that way I would be ok with that.

Whatever you're doing at the house is what you're "shoving down their throat." They learn by example. If dad is a filthy sinner, then that's what the kids learn. And if they choose religion, you'd be the first to tell them "wtf is wrong with you? Can't you think on your own? Why do you believe in fairy tales? Didn't I teach you any better than that?"

If you say you wouldn't, then you're lying.

[critical_phil]

http://x12.putfile.com/12/33412340573.jpg (http://www.putfile.com)

[imjebus]

Whatever you're doing at the house is what you're "shoving down their throat." They learn by example. If dad is a filthy sinner, then that's what the kids learn. And if they choose religion, you'd be the first to tell them "wtf is wrong with you? Can't you think on your own? Why do you believe in fairy tales? Didn't I teach you any better than that?"

If you say you wouldn't, then you're lying.


You can think I'm lying thats fine, I will leave religion up to them. They can study it and WHATEVER they come up with is fine with me.

About me being a filthy sinner, well thats your right to think of me as that, And according to your bible your a filthy sinner also. My kids see me get angry and frustrated and thats bad enough, but thats the worst thing they see.

[imjebus]

http://x12.putfile.com/12/33412340573.jpg (http://www.putfile.com)


The trolls say "F*ck you Earle"

[imjebus]

Oh, so you're gonna shove atheism down their throats instead? Goody.

And don't get me wrong. I have as much concern for you as you have for me.


As far as my concern for you, I'm not concerned about your afterlife, just as you shouldn't be with mine. You seem to have the need to tell me i'm wrong, I'm not saying your wrong. You see this is the problem I see with religion, it has a built in defense mechanism. Anyone that questions what it says is the work of the devil. So anyone that questions is automaticaly trying to decieve the pure. Anything that doesn't want you to question what you will live your life by is not good. IMHO

[Widescreen]

Will someone let me know when I can quit STFU'ing?
You mean that works???? I wish I would've known that before now.

[Sooner_Bob]

Birth to abortion to baby eating to religion.

Who would've guessed.

[soonerscuba]

I've got leftover baked baby and would like a clever new recipe to spice things up a bit.

TIA

[Ike]

I've got leftover baked baby and would like a clever new recipe to spice things up a bit.

TIA
try this:

Baby Pot Pie


INGREDIENTS:

* 2 peeled and cubed red potatoes
* 3/4 cup carrots, cubed
* 1/4 cup chopped onion
* 1 3/4 cups diced cooked baby
* 2 (12 ounce) jars baby gravy
* 1 teaspoon baby bouillon granules
* 1 teaspoon Baby Monde ™ seasoning
* salt and pepper to taste
* 1 cup buttermilk baking mix
* 1/2 cup milk
* 1 egg

DIRECTIONS:

1. Place potatoes and carrots in a medium saucepan and fill with water to cover. Cover and cook over medium high heat until almost done (about 10 to 15 minutes). Drain and let cool for a few minutes.
2. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
3. In a medium bowl combine the potatoes, carrots, onion, baby, gravy, bouillon and seasoning. Season with salt and pepper to taste and mix all together.
4. In a large bowl combine the baking mix, milk and egg and mix together until smooth. Pour baby mixture into an ungreased 9 inch deep dish pie plate. Pour pastry dough on top.
5. Bake in preheated oven 25 to 30 minutes, until crust is golden.

[Hatfield]

Birth to abortion to baby eating to religion.

Who would've guessed.


my god man THE TREES.......YOU FORGOT THE TREES!!!!!

[Ike]

my god man THE TREES.......YOU FORGOT THE TREES!!!!!

wrong thread. but we can put them in this one too I suppose.

[1stTimeCaller]

YOU TALKIN BOUT THE GAY TREES THE LIBZ AND ACLU TRIED TO PAWN OFF ON US GOOD GOD_FEARIN' FOLKS??????1112@

[Hatfield]

why does ike hate trees? and want to "put them" places?

[Ike]

you gotta put them in their place, otherwise, they try to force their agenda down your throat.

[C&CDean]

you gotta put them in their place, otherwise, they try to force their agenda down your throat.

Dude, you've been away from momma for like 3 days and you're already talking nasty. Perv.

[Ike]

heh. I decay pretty fast.

[Hatfield]

and whoever insinuated that god didn't have a sense of humor obviously has never seen a platypus

http://www.kacr.or.kr/img/Platypus.jpg

[C&CDean]

and whoever insinuated that god didn't have a sense of humor obviously has never seen a platypus

Or a Norm.

[Hatfield]

a "Norm" is proof of his mean streak not his sense of humor.

[1stTimeCaller]

and whoever insinuated that god didn't have a sense of humor obviously has never seen a platypus

http://www.kacr.or.kr/img/Platypus.jpg

did you know that not only is the platypus the only mammal that lays eggs but it also is the only mammal that is posionous?

[JohnnyMack]

did you know that not only is the platypus the only mammal that lays eggs but it also is the only mammal that is posionous?

I know you're retarded and you pee sitting down, and cry a lot. That count?

[Hatfield]

no i didn't know that...but it makes me glad.

poor little guy should be able to take as many with him as he can.