I got hit with crap!

[AustinTXHorn]

Literally.

So I'm standing on the sidelines about an hour before the Texas game today in College Station. I was in the corner next to where the band directors and cheerleaders were standing because the corps was marching into the stadium.

Well the calvary comes in and behind them they have the poop scoopers. Basically the people who one day hope to be able to ride horses around an empty football stadium for 3 minutes.

So the horses go by and one of them takes a dump in front of us. One guy picks it up, pulls his shovel up, and flings it on to me, the band directors, and the front row of the band.

An older corps general was standing right there, gets extremely ****ed, and runs straight after the guy. After screaming at him for a couple of seconds, he pushes him off to the cops and he was on his way. Some officials came over later and said that he was going to be kicked out of the corps and that they'd make him regret that decision.

Anyway, I'm glad I got a good story out of today. The game was pretty boring, even if it was fairly close. Now I can no longer say that nothing has ever happened to me when I go to College Station.

You guys have been one-upped. I've gotta say that I've never been afraid of getting crap thrown on me at the RRS. :mack:

Oh, and I'm pretty sure that 12 had this done. Aggy. ;)

[OUinFLA]

Youve brought a smile to my face ATH.
But, I have to say, that is pretty ****ty.

[sanantoniosooner]

WHOOP

SCOOP

POOP

[Veritas]

Stupid aggies.

[yermom]

Literally.

So I'm standing on the sidelines about an hour before the Texas game today in College Station. I was in the corner next to where the band directors and cheerleaders were standing because the corps was marching into the stadium.

Well the calvary comes in and behind them they have the poop scoopers. Basically the people who one day hope to be able to ride horses around an empty football stadium for 3 minutes.

So the horses go by and one of them takes a dump in front of us. One guy picks it up, pulls his shovel up, and flings it on to me, the band directors, and the front row of the band.

An older corps general was standing right there, gets extremely ****ed, and runs straight after the guy. After screaming at him for a couple of seconds, he pushes him off to the cops and he was on his way. Some officials came over later and said that he was going to be kicked out of the corps and that they'd make him regret that decision.

Anyway, I'm glad I got a good story out of today. The game was pretty boring, even if it was fairly close. Now I can no longer say that nothing has ever happened to me when I go to College Station.

You guys have been one-upped. I've gotta say that I've never been afraid of getting crap thrown on me at the RRS. :mack:

Oh, and I'm pretty sure that 12 had this done. Aggy. ;)

come find me next year, i'll take care of you :D

[OklahomaTuba]

I', surprised they didn't try "runnin' ya thru" with a sabre for touching the sacred Kyle Field War Memorial horse ****.

[Flagstaffsooner]

So did you whorns enjoy your gormet dinner?

[oumartin]

were they scoopin' poop or picking up VY's Heisman hopes off the floor?

[OUthunder]

That story made me smile. Spek coming your way.

[GDC]

A whorn posts an *amusing* anecdote about the Texass-aTm game on the South Oval. How cute.:rolleyes:

[BajaOklahoma]

That story made me smile.

He has his spek turned off. I wonder why?

[RacerX]

Just think...somewhere, some crap is telling a disgusting story about how it hit a Longhorn.

[olevetonahill]

What a stupid aggy
He should have known that you dont mix horse shat with bevo shat :)

[OUthunder]

Just becuz his spek is turned off, doesn't mean the Spek Santa won't still be putting a little something in his stocking. :D

[AustinTXHorn]

Just think...somewhere, some crap is telling a disgusting story about how it hit a Longhorn.
He's doing it...in jail.

HA! :texan:

[BajaOklahoma]

He's doing it...in jail.

HA! :texan:


He probably got sprung by the second quarter. I imagine the locals at the station took up a collection and posted bail.
Did anybody get your name or the name of any others involved?
If not, he won't be charged. And they hustled him away just like Nebbish did the Ruf-Nek killer. I'm just saying......

[AustinTXHorn]

He probably got sprung by the second quarter. I imagine the locals at the station took up a collection and posted bail.
Did anybody get your name or the name of any others involved?
If not, he won't be charged. And they hustled him away just like Nebbish did the Ruf-Nek killer. I'm just saying......
Well, the directors said they weren't going to press charges. But then the cops came back later and said they were going to do it themselves anyway. So he got charged...just not by us.

[oumartin]

Lucky I wasnt there or I woulda ****ed on ya!

[GDC]

So do you whorns post identical threads on some whorn board, or do you call yourself a whorn fan, and yet post only on here?

[BajaOklahoma]

Well, the directors said they weren't going to press charges. But then the cops came back later and said they were going to do it themselves anyway. So he got charged...just not by us.

So you were told. I'll bet the cops bought him dinner. You think he is in trouble and won't press charges.....

Aggies fooled you.

[AustinTXHorn]

Somebody on Websider (A&M rivals board) said he got kicked out of school.

Heh...you don't throw sh*t on me and get away with it!

[Herr Scholz]

Aggies are like monkeys. They look like humans and then they fling crap at you.

[GDC]

Look at this, a two page thread, about a whorn getting **** on by aggies, started by the whorn who got **** on, now that is effing pathetic. So whorn, do you really truly think anyone here cares, outside of a couple of closeted whorn lovers? Please keep your coprophilia threads and gay love for the aggies on your own board.

[GDC]

Aggies are like monkeys. They look like humans and then they fling crap at you.

Oh ha ha, you so funny.:rolleyes:

[AustinTXHorn]

Look at this, a two page thread, about a whorn getting **** on by aggies, started by the whorn who got **** on, now that is effing pathetic. So whorn, do you really truly think anyone here cares, outside of a couple of closeted whorn lovers? Please keep your coprophilia threads and gay love for the aggies on your own board.
gdc hates my story. :(

[Herr Scholz]

Oh ha ha, you so funny.:rolleyes:
Here's an idea. Why don't you just contribute something useful on threads you care about and ignore the Longhorn posts. I know this has been suggested to you before, but I thought I'd just reiterate.

BTW, you're not funny or amusing or informative in any way. Isn't it ironic that you're the antithesis of what you want this board to be?

[GDC]

Here's an idea. Why don't you just contribute something useful on threads you care about and ignore the Longhorn posts. I know this has been suggested to you before, but I thought I'd just reiterate.

BTW, you're not funny or amusing or informative in any way. Isn't it ironic that you're the antithesis of what you want this board to be?

No, I want the board to be a whorn-free zone, as a Sooner board should be. It was funny and informative before you started posting here, and it will be that way whether you insist on posting here or not. Have you signed up to sponsor yet, or are you still leeching off the Sooner bandwidth?

[sanantoniosooner]

gdc- your post total would be cut in half if there weren't horns here.........

you wouldn't deprive the rest of us of all those posts would you?;)

[mrssoonerhubler]

awesome

[GDC]

Herr's spek=http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_balance.gif

:texan:

[olevetonahill]

Somebody on Websider (A&M rivals board) said he got kicked out of school.

Heh...you don't throw sh*t on me and get away with it!
You can dish it but not take it ? :confused: .hell shat is shat whorn

[olevetonahill]

Aggies are like monkeys. They look like humans and then they fling crap at you.
Opposit of :texan: I guess ?

[GDC]

Opposit of :texan: I guess ?


http://x11.putfile.com/11/32113160732.jpg

Herr, ATX, and Lid:texan:

[BajaOklahoma]

Excellent pic. Now I can recognize Lid. I love that tie.

[mrssoonerhubler]

This is very true...It's all a conspiracy

[TexasLidig8r]

Here's an idea. Why don't you just contribute something useful on threads you care about and ignore the Longhorn posts. I know this has been suggested to you before, but I thought I'd just reiterate.

BTW, you're not funny or amusing or informative in any way. Isn't it ironic that you're the antithesis of what you want this board to be?

You may have to go the old "ignore" route on him Herr... His schtick has simply gotten too tiresome to even care about any more.

[StoopTroup]

come find me next year, i'll take care of you :D
I'll bring the shovel.

[crawfish]

You just better hope the CU student section doesn't have access to any horses...

[IB4OU2]

You just better hope the CU student section doesn't have access to any horses...

No, They'll upgrade to Ralphie poo.......

[Stitch Face]

Well the calvary comes in

Was Jesus there?

[GDC]

You may have to go the old "ignore" route on him Herr... His schtick has simply gotten too tiresome to even care about any more.

I advise you non-sponsoring whorns to try another board where your tiresome schtick will be welcomed, like gheylove.com or whornfans.

[Herr Scholz]

This message is hidden because gdc is on your ignore list.

[GDC]

Heh. Now I can accurately refer to you as "ignorant".:texan:

[colleyvillesooner]

http://www.theeagle.com/stories/112705/local_20051127008a.php

[Booner]

For some reason, this is the funniest thing I've seen all day. That story brought tears to my eyes.:D

[ultimatesooner1]

in related news, my mom took a direct hit from a bird on the way into the OU/Baylor game

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

You guys have been one-upped. I've gotta say that I've never been afraid of getting crap thrown on me at the RRS. :mack:



Yeah, with the exception of this year, you had to wait until Mack opened his mouth after the game to get a load of steaming crap.

[Brons2]

I advise you non-sponsoring whorns to try another board where your tiresome schtick will be welcomed, like gheylove.com or whornfans.

What of all the non-sponsoring Sooners posting on Longhorn boards?

Surely, you can see past your own nose, right?

[Czar Soonerov]

http://www.theeagle.com/stories/112705/local_20051127008a.php

The Smoking Gun....errr Fark Central is there.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=55766

[Louisiana Husker]

It should of cost way more than $50 to clean up because how can one tell where the horsecrap ends and the Texa$ fans/band begins????


:P :D

[Rhino]

Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwQJuWnPsWY)

[TexasLidig8r]

Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwQJuWnPsWY)

But,, he was just innocent. A poor, misunderstood miscreant.

Those Shovel Boys look right out of "Deliverance."

:D

[Jimminy Crimson]

Aggy confuses retardation with tradition.

[AustinTXHorn]

I'm the one in the white hat trying to figure out what the hell just happened.

[sanantoniosooner]

For the record..........I got hit with crap today also.

Fortunately the bird only had a glancing shot to my ear with my T-shirt catching the worst of it.

[StoopTroup]

That guy should be given a full scholarship IMO.