View Full Version : My Personal Assistant......
Al Gore
11/22/2005, 08:25 PM
bought me an electric pencil sharpener......She said it would save money in the long run because she wouldn't have to buy lead for my mechanical pencils....
.....Discuss.....
sanantoniosooner
11/22/2005, 08:27 PM
Is she an aggie?
StoopTroup
11/22/2005, 08:27 PM
She's just trying to move in close to where your pen-is.
Hublah
11/22/2005, 08:29 PM
Do you play with the sharpner now? I would put all the pencils in until they were gone! :)
Al Gore
11/22/2005, 08:34 PM
She knows I only use mechanical pencils.....I don't have any wooden ones....Maybe I will jab one of my mechanical ones in it.....
Al Gore
11/22/2005, 08:37 PM
I might run down to Walgreens tonight and buy some wooden pencils to play with......It might be better than playing with Mrs. AG.....
Hublah
11/22/2005, 08:38 PM
Did you say wooden??? :)
sanantoniosooner
11/22/2005, 08:39 PM
I've got as serious problem
I may have bombed a test with my lucky mechanical pencil. Should I trash it?
Bama/OU
11/22/2005, 08:41 PM
My personal assistant is calling for me to take out the trash. I should put the headphones on and pretend I don't hear her.
Hublah
11/22/2005, 08:41 PM
I would have a burning ceremony!!! We could all get together for it! WHat time and where should we show up??
Al Gore
11/22/2005, 08:46 PM
I've got as serious problem
I may have bombed a test with my lucky mechanical pencil. Should I trash it?Let me run it through my sharpener....
mrssoonerhubler
11/22/2005, 08:46 PM
LMAO
Al Gore
11/22/2005, 08:46 PM
Did you say woody??? :):D
Al Gore
11/22/2005, 08:47 PM
I would have a burning ceremony!!! We could all get together for it! WHat time and where should we show up??At my swinger's pad....
sanantoniosooner
11/22/2005, 08:58 PM
do you prefer .5 or .7?
Al Gore
11/22/2005, 09:01 PM
.07....05 breaks too easy when I throw my mechanical pencils at my personal assistants......
OUAndy1807
11/22/2005, 09:04 PM
.09 rules all
http://people.freenet.de/essbee/pentel_09.jpg
sanantoniosooner
11/22/2005, 09:05 PM
I have one of each. I have Pentels with cushy grip and those twisty erasers.
Hublah
11/22/2005, 09:14 PM
Mine is .001.....wait, oh yeah, nevermind...we are talking about pencils...sorry :O
sanantoniosooner
11/22/2005, 09:15 PM
.09 rules all
.9 is like fat crayons.
;)
OUAndy1807
11/22/2005, 09:19 PM
but it writes on paper or a 2x4.
sanantoniosooner
11/22/2005, 09:21 PM
I'm sold on mechanicals, but carpentry was made for pencils. A wooden pencil over the ear is instant respect.
olevetonahill
11/22/2005, 10:02 PM
She knows I only use mechanical pencils.....I don't have any wooden ones....Maybe I will jab one of my mechanical ones in it.....
Dayum let me get this str8 . you, lead, female ***. ,pencils
Is she saying you need Lead in your Pencil ?:eek:
Al Gore
11/22/2005, 10:24 PM
I'm sold on mechanicals, but carpentry was made for pencils. A wooden pencil over the ear is instant respect.I like those rectangle ones that you sharpen with a pocket knife.....I bet Dean has one of those....
StoopTroup
11/22/2005, 10:32 PM
http://www.hartvilletool.com/shared/images/products/large/827576.JPEG
sanantoniosooner
11/22/2005, 10:55 PM
I use those, though I have better luck with a utility knife for sharpening, but I really prefer just a regular old No 2 lead pencil. About 2/3 original length. Any longer gets broke around me.
Al Gore
11/22/2005, 11:00 PM
Spek whore for everyone............
sanantoniosooner
11/22/2005, 11:06 PM
Spek whore for everyone............
I hope you get tested regularly
GottaHavePride
11/23/2005, 12:07 AM
I'm sold on mechanicals, but carpentry was made for pencils. A wooden pencil over the ear is instant respect.
Clutch pencils.
http://www.pencity.com/Piper/images/SketcherSingle.jpg
yermom
11/23/2005, 12:21 AM
do you prefer .5 or .7?
i like .3
it's easy to erase
i erase a lot
Yeah, I'm here for the spek.
sanantoniosooner
11/23/2005, 12:24 AM
It would take a week to fill in bubble tests with .3
Al Gore
2/8/2006, 09:09 PM
I found a home for my electric pencil sharpener......sent it to OK.....
If she wants to sharpen your lead, let her.
Al Gore
2/8/2006, 10:31 PM
If she wants to sharpen your lead, let her.I'm pretty dull....
Tailwind
2/8/2006, 11:16 PM
Heh! I like the mechanicals with the finest point possible for detail work. And I have better uses for wood than drawing on. :D
Harry Beanbag
2/9/2006, 07:20 AM
And I have better uses for wood than drawing on. :D
:eek: Nice.
OUHOMER
2/9/2006, 07:46 AM
i like .3
it's easy to erase
i erase a lot
I just use white out. hate to leave a messy paper
next thing you know she'll be giving you oysters to put some lead in your pencil!:D
I just use white out. hate to leave a messy paper
nah, i use those white plastic erasers, it's hard to even tell that you have erased anything
ChickSoonerFan
2/9/2006, 12:13 PM
I can't beleive nobody has asked if she is hawt yet?
The assistant...is she hawt?
I only use a pen.......black ink only for copying and objective evidence
to be used in End Item Data packages and physical evidence for my impending long vacation to Leavenworth, KS.
Sooner_Bob
2/9/2006, 01:13 PM
Yo . . . Sharpies are where it's at.
I can't beleive nobody has asked if she is hawt yet?
The assistant...is she hawt?
Why does this matter?
Originally Posted by ChickSoonerFan
I can't beleive nobody has asked if she is hawt yet?
The assistant...is she hawt?
It's AG... we don't have to ask!;)
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