My Personal Assistant......

[Al Gore]

bought me an electric pencil sharpener......She said it would save money in the long run because she wouldn't have to buy lead for my mechanical pencils....


.....Discuss.....

[sanantoniosooner]

Is she an aggie?

[StoopTroup]

She's just trying to move in close to where your pen-is.

[Hublah]

Do you play with the sharpner now? I would put all the pencils in until they were gone! :)

[Al Gore]

She knows I only use mechanical pencils.....I don't have any wooden ones....Maybe I will jab one of my mechanical ones in it.....

[Al Gore]

I might run down to Walgreens tonight and buy some wooden pencils to play with......It might be better than playing with Mrs. AG.....

[Hublah]

Did you say wooden??? :)

[sanantoniosooner]

I've got as serious problem

I may have bombed a test with my lucky mechanical pencil. Should I trash it?

[Bama/OU]

My personal assistant is calling for me to take out the trash. I should put the headphones on and pretend I don't hear her.

[Hublah]

I would have a burning ceremony!!! We could all get together for it! WHat time and where should we show up??

[Al Gore]

I've got as serious problem

I may have bombed a test with my lucky mechanical pencil. Should I trash it?Let me run it through my sharpener....

[mrssoonerhubler]

LMAO

[Al Gore]

Did you say woody??? :):D

[Al Gore]

I would have a burning ceremony!!! We could all get together for it! WHat time and where should we show up??At my swinger's pad....

[sanantoniosooner]

do you prefer .5 or .7?

[Al Gore]

.07....05 breaks too easy when I throw my mechanical pencils at my personal assistants......

[OUAndy1807]

.09 rules all
http://people.freenet.de/essbee/pentel_09.jpg

[sanantoniosooner]

I have one of each. I have Pentels with cushy grip and those twisty erasers.

[Hublah]

Mine is .001.....wait, oh yeah, nevermind...we are talking about pencils...sorry :O

[sanantoniosooner]

.09 rules all

.9 is like fat crayons.

;)

[OUAndy1807]

but it writes on paper or a 2x4.

[sanantoniosooner]

I'm sold on mechanicals, but carpentry was made for pencils. A wooden pencil over the ear is instant respect.

[olevetonahill]

She knows I only use mechanical pencils.....I don't have any wooden ones....Maybe I will jab one of my mechanical ones in it.....

Dayum let me get this str8 . you, lead, female ***. ,pencils
Is she saying you need Lead in your Pencil ?:eek:

[Al Gore]

I'm sold on mechanicals, but carpentry was made for pencils. A wooden pencil over the ear is instant respect.I like those rectangle ones that you sharpen with a pocket knife.....I bet Dean has one of those....

[StoopTroup]

http://www.hartvilletool.com/shared/images/products/large/827576.JPEG

[sanantoniosooner]

I use those, though I have better luck with a utility knife for sharpening, but I really prefer just a regular old No 2 lead pencil. About 2/3 original length. Any longer gets broke around me.

[Al Gore]

Spek whore for everyone............

[sanantoniosooner]

Spek whore for everyone............
I hope you get tested regularly

[GottaHavePride]

I'm sold on mechanicals, but carpentry was made for pencils. A wooden pencil over the ear is instant respect.

Clutch pencils.

http://www.pencity.com/Piper/images/SketcherSingle.jpg

[yermom]

do you prefer .5 or .7?

i like .3

it's easy to erase

i erase a lot

[Blue]

Yeah, I'm here for the spek.

[sanantoniosooner]

It would take a week to fill in bubble tests with .3

[Al Gore]

I found a home for my electric pencil sharpener......sent it to OK.....

[GDC]

If she wants to sharpen your lead, let her.

[Al Gore]

If she wants to sharpen your lead, let her.I'm pretty dull....

[Tailwind]

Heh! I like the mechanicals with the finest point possible for detail work. And I have better uses for wood than drawing on. :D

[Harry Beanbag]

And I have better uses for wood than drawing on. :D


:eek: Nice.

[OUHOMER]

i like .3

it's easy to erase

i erase a lot

I just use white out. hate to leave a messy paper

[Fish]

next thing you know she'll be giving you oysters to put some lead in your pencil!:D

[yermom]

I just use white out. hate to leave a messy paper

nah, i use those white plastic erasers, it's hard to even tell that you have erased anything

[ChickSoonerFan]

I can't beleive nobody has asked if she is hawt yet?

The assistant...is she hawt?

[IB4OU2]

I only use a pen.......black ink only for copying and objective evidence
to be used in End Item Data packages and physical evidence for my impending long vacation to Leavenworth, KS.

[Sooner_Bob]

Yo . . . Sharpies are where it's at.

[GDC]

I can't beleive nobody has asked if she is hawt yet?

The assistant...is she hawt?

Why does this matter?

[Fish]

Originally Posted by ChickSoonerFan
I can't beleive nobody has asked if she is hawt yet?

The assistant...is she hawt?


It's AG... we don't have to ask!;)