I'm officially "livin in sin" now

[TopDaugIn2000]

day 3 and I haven't killed him yet, I'd say that's pretty good for me.

All this time I thought he didn't have much "stuff", but he just keeps bringing MORE!

Last night nose hair trimmers appeared on the bathroom vanity. uhhhhhh

So to fight back I took my tampax out of the cabinet and put them on the back of the toilet.

[OUDoc]

This is starting well. :rolleyes:

[12]

Geeze. I mean... nose hair trimmers are one thing, but really...

[Sooner_Bob]

I don't know if I'd be braggin' about it just yet . . . :D

[jeremy885]

So did you tell your parents yet (sorry, I'm to lazy to do a search of the old threads)?

[TopDaugIn2000]

So did you tell your parents yet (sorry, I'm to lazy to do a search of the old threads)?

they now know it's gonna happen, they just don't know it HAS happened.

[12]

They'll figure it out when they come over and there's nose hair all over the floor and tampax on the toilet tank.

[SelmaBamaFan]

Oh boy, this one is gonna get good :D

[TopDaugIn2000]

I figure thanksgiving will be a GREAT time to let the cat out of the bag. It might take some heat off my S-I-L's new b00bs she got last Thursday.

this year is gonna be the BEST HOLIDAY SEASON EVAR

[jeremy885]

where's Dean when you need him?

[Boarder]

This reminds me of that one Thompson Twins song.

[SelmaBamaFan]

TD2K, what are your parents email addresses? I'll let them know before Thanksgiving. That way they wont go into shock and choke on a turkey bone or something.


Besides, I'm sure they'd rather hear it from a total stranger :D

[critical_phil]

This reminds me of that one Thompson Twins song.

Hold Me Now?

[Skysooner]

http://www.ceafinney.com/books/spong-sin.jpg

BTW, John Shelby Spong is a great voice for liberal theology and has many books.

Here is some more information about cohabitating.

http://www.umich.edu/~urecord/9900/Feb14_00/6.htm

[Soonrboy]

nose hair trimmers and tampons...there's your christmas tree decorations right there.

[Boarder]

Hold Me Now?
Yes

[OKC Sooner]

I figure thanksgiving will be a GREAT time to let the cat out of the bag. It might take some heat off my S-I-L's new b00bs she got last Thursday.

this year is gonna be the BEST HOLIDAY SEASON EVAR
Living in sin and new boobs... two of MY personal favorites, for sure. Any way you can record the dinner conversation and post it here?? :D

[TopDaugIn2000]

NSFW!!!!!!! for sure

[SelmaBamaFan]

We dont believe that your sister in law got new boobs, so ofcourse in pure SO fashion I am going to have to request a pic proving such rumors to be true...

[TopDaugIn2000]

I knew that was coming.

[SelmaBamaFan]

You did? Oh, cool.. that means you already have the pic in hand and formatted correctly to be posted without a moment's notice right? :D

[TexasLidig8r]

Have you fought about the toilet seat up or down yet? Door closed to the bathroom or open when the room is being used? Sleeping on the right side of the bed or left argument? It's understood that he is Lord and Master of the remote control and you control everything else?

[MamaMia]

I hope hes doing the man chores. You must make certain right away that he gets in a good routine. If not, offer him a sexy incentive. Thats always fun. :)

[Okla-homey]

Stay strong and insist that all ceremonial goat slaughtering occur outside.;)

Good luck, and don't wait too long to get hitched all proper-like. That'll take the sting out of it for your fam.

[achiro]

For whatever reason when the nose hair trimmers where mentioned I instantly thought of Kumar in front of the mirror.:D

[BeetDigger]

We dont believe that your sister in law got new boobs, so ofcourse in pure SO fashion I am going to have to request a pic proving such rumors to be true...


Yeah. You can't just insert that little tid bit of information into a conversation and expect us to ignore it. We need to know if she went for the sag adjustment, slightly more than a handful, or the "look at these hummers" size. Plus, there is the obligatory "want to feel them" stories that occur after a few drinks.

[SelmaBamaFan]

If you feel uncomfortable posting pics of your SIL, dont fret. Email them to me, and I will post them for you! :D

[GottaHavePride]

Door closed to the bathroom or open when the room is being used?

Seriously, who in the hell leaves the door open to the bathroom while using it? I don't want the whole rest of my house smelling like ****.

[Mjcpr]

Seriously, who in the hell leaves the door open to the bathroom while using it? I don't want the whole rest of my house smelling like ****.

It's going to be opened eventually. The issue is whether to unleash it all at once, or let it waft into the air a little at a time.

[Czar Soonerov]

I thought this was gonna be another Bon Jovi thread.

"Living In Sin"

I don't need no license
To sign on no line
And I don't need no preacher
To tell me you're mine
I don't need no diamonds
I don't need no new bride
I just need you, baby
To look me in the eye

I know they have a hand time
And your Daddy don't approve
But I don't need your Daddy
Telling us what we should do

Now there's a million questions
I could ask about our lives
But I only need one answer
To get me through the night

So baby, can you tell me just where we fit in
I call it love they call it living in sin
Is it you and me or just his world we live in
I say we're living on love they say we're living in sin

Is it right for both our parents
Who fight it out most nights
Then pray for God's forgivness
When they both turn out the lights
Or wear that ring of diamonds
When your heart is made of stone
You can talk but still say nothing
You stay together but alone

Or is it right to hold you
And kiss your lips goodnight
They say the promise is forever
If you sign it on the dotted line

Baby, can you tell me just wher we fit in
I call it love they call it living in sin
Is it you and me or just this world we live in
I say we're living on love they say we're living in sin

[Solo]

Baby, can you tell me just wher we fit in
I call it love they call it living in sin
Is it you and me or just this world we live in
I say we're living on love they say we're living in sin

I call it love they call it living in sin

Living in sin

I don't know where to begin
I don't know where we fit in

Living in sin

[Viking Kitten]

http://www.thelittledrink.net/bonjovi/images/vinylsingle/livinginsin.jpg

[OU4LIFE]

wait a minute, you keep your cat in a bag?

[Viking Kitten]

Dammit Czar! No sexy incentive for you.

[crawfish]

Dammit Czar! No sexy incentive for you.

Whoops.

[Czar Soonerov]

Dammit Czar! No sexy incentive for you.

If I told you once I told you a thousand times, GET YOUR EFFING TAMPONS OFF THE TOILET TANK!!11!1

[TopDaugIn2000]

I haven't even seen my S-I-L yet, so no, I don't have pics (not that I would take any or POST them)

he stayed at my house in OKC most weekends, so we've settled the "which side of the bed" issue.

I have to teach him how to mow the yard and do "man" work. He's never done any of it before. Last night I taught him how to find a stud in the wall to hang stuff. He tried it by himself and poked TONS of holes in the wall before finally finding one. After he hung ONE thing, I took over and put him to work putting books on shelves. One thing at a time.

[TopDaugIn2000]

honestly though, I'd rather mow the yard than clean the house any day. I'm gonna try to work out a trade.

[Mjcpr]

I tried to use a stud finder once, but ever time I flipped the switch, it started beeping incessantly.


Try the veal!

[Viking Kitten]

If I told you once I told you a thousand times, GET YOUR EFFING TAMPONS OFF THE TOILET TANK!!11!1

Quit leavin' your nose hair trimmer out for the kids to find, and maybe I will, assface.

[OKC Sooner]

Yeah. You can't just insert that little tid bit of information into a conversation and expect us to ignore it. We need to know if she went for the sag adjustment, slightly more than a handful, or the "look at these hummers" size. Plus, there is the obligatory "want to feel them" stories that occur after a few drinks.
You left out the Perkiness Factor... will there be before and after shots available? An avi file of jumping jacks? If not, I'm sure this man would be willing to help....

http://x11.putfile.com/11/30719221236.jpg

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

You have studs in your wall? WOW. I need some of those.

[OKC Sooner]

I tried to use a stud finder once, but ever time I flipped the switch, it started beeping incessantly.


Try the veal!
I just use a mirror. :D

[TopDaugIn2000]

Quit leavin' your nose hair trimmer out for the kids to find, and maybe I will, assface.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeouch

[Harry Beanbag]

You have studs in your wall? WOW. I need some of those.


Glory holes?

[Sooner_Bob]

Hold Me Now?


That's the first song that came to mind . . . :D

[TexasLidig8r]

Whoa.. he doesn't know how to cut the grass, hang pictures and find studs in the walls? Even a bow tie wearing, opera going, urbanite like me knows how to do that... geez laweez.... Better hope he epitomizes the "That water's cold.. yeah.. it's deep too" type guy or he is likely to become the ubiquitous, player to be named later in a future trade.

[Norm In Norman]

This reminds me of that one Thompson Twins song.
"Doctor! Doctor!"?

[Norm In Norman]

I have to teach him how to mow the yard and do "man" work. He's never done any of it before. Last night I taught him how to find a stud in the wall to hang stuff. He tried it by himself and poked TONS of holes in the wall before finally finding one. After he hung ONE thing, I took over and put him to work putting books on shelves. One thing at a time.
Yeah ... uh ... so he makes a lot of money, right?

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Yeah ... uh ... so he makes a lot of money, right?

Is it a he?

Based on what I'm seeing in this thread. I think her new roomie is a chick.

[Czar Soonerov]

Is it a he?

Based on what I'm seeing in this thread. I think her new roomie is a chick.

IBTL

[Czar Soonerov]

Dammit Czar! No sexy incentive for you.

Dammit VK! No shocker incentive for you.

[Boarder]

What does FH do, anyway?

[Sooner_Bob]

Um, mooooo!

Moooooo!!

[OU4LIFE]

this thread carcks me up on so many levels.

I'm just waiting for Dean to show up.

[Sooner_Bob]

http://www.myroommateisdrivingmecrazy.com/images/book_cover.gif

[skycat]

Seriously, who in the hell leaves the door open to the bathroom while using it? I don't want the whole rest of my house smelling like ****.

I gotta tell ya. That little poop closet that has started to be fairly standard in master bathrooms is one of the greatest architecutral advances of the last century.

You mean I can go number 2 at the same time my wife does her hair?! Brilliant!!

[Norm In Norman]

Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burnin'? Burnin'? Whoa oh...

[Spray]

I just threw up all over the effing place. Great thread.

[Viking Kitten]

I just threw up all over the effing place. Great thread.

Correlation does not imply causation.

[Jimminy Crimson]

you only think its his nose hair trimmer

[skycat]

you only think its his nose hair trimmer

Well, it does trim nose hair.

[TopDaugIn2000]

he's a computer programmer. has a masters in computer science and no one has ever taught him how to "work" outside. I grew up working cows, building fence, bailing & hauling hay, using power tools, buildin stuff, etc. It may take a while, but he'll pick it up. Just needs someone to show him how is all. He was a bit pampered growing up.

[1stTimeCaller]

moooooooo cows?

[TopDaugIn2000]

and yes, I realize this thread is terrific Dean Bait, but I don't really care.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Just needs someone to show him how is all.

That's what she said, too! :cool:

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20051122/capt.tp10411221726.teacher_sex_tp104.jpg

[C&CDean]

and yes, I realize this thread is terrific Dean Bait, but I don't really care.

I ain't touching it with a 10 footer. Anything I might say would most assuredly be construed as hateful, negative, and possibly slanderous.

But I do have to wonder about a chick who hooks up with a foreign guy who ain't worth a **** at anything. Why? There's plenty of worthless American boys out there too. Why complicate ****?

[Pricetag]

But I do have to wonder about a chick who hooks up with a foreign guy who ain't worth a **** at anything. Why? There's plenty of worthless American boys out there too. Why complicate ****?
They took our jobs!

[Jimminy Crimson]

I have to teach him how to mow the yard and do "man" work.

Are you trying to suggest anything here? :confused:

[Skysooner]

Is this your live-in?

http://www.missajc.com/images/other/rightwrong/22851-1f.jpg

[yermom]

I ain't touching it with a 10 footer. Anything I might say would most assuredly be construed as hateful, negative, and possibly slanderous.

But I do have to wonder about a chick who hooks up with a foreign guy who ain't worth a **** at anything. Why? There's plenty of worthless American boys out there too. Why complicate ****?

the worthless Americans didn't almost run her over on their bikes :D

[Jimminy Crimson]

the worthless Americans didn't almost run her over on their bikes :D

<Wicked Witch of the West bike-riding music>

[GottaHavePride]

It's going to be opened eventually. The issue is whether to unleash it all at once, or let it waft into the air a little at a time.

If there's one thing candles are good for, it's burning poo-stank out of a bathroom.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Yeah.

And gasoline. Candles and gasoline...

[OKC Sooner]

Matches. The sulphur is chemically essential. Or so I read in a fortune cookie once.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Matches. The sulphur is chemically essential. Or so I read in a fortune cookie once.

If by 'chemically essential' you mean 'the only thing strong enough to cut through thick-*** dooky air' then I agree with you.

[Stanley1]

Dooky air? I'm gonna have to remember that one.

[Mjcpr]

If by 'chemically essential' you mean 'the only thing strong enough to cut through thick-*** dooky air' then I agree with you.

Dang, lady. Who do you live with, Grady Jackson?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Whoo-boy, I wish...

[IB4OU2]

If there's one thing candles are good for, it's burning poo-stank out of a bathroom.

Won't work....he can't light a match with one hand........:confused:

[KC//CRIMSON]

Oh My Gawd! that came out of your body?:D

[booomer]

Nose hair trimmers and tampax, oh my.

Isn't that from The Wizard of Oz?

[tulsaoilerfan]

I figure thanksgiving will be a GREAT time to let the cat out of the bag. It might take some heat off my S-I-L's new b00bs she got last Thursday.

this year is gonna be the BEST HOLIDAY SEASON EVAR
Wait a minute, your SIL got new hooters? That is a totally useless comment without before and after pics. :D

[BeetDigger]

He tried it by himself and poked TONS of holes in the wall before finally finding one.


Is he into mannequins? :eek:

[Tiptonsooner]

I figure thanksgiving will be a GREAT time to let the cat out of the bag. It might take some heat off my S-I-L's new b00bs she got last Thursday.

this year is gonna be the BEST HOLIDAY SEASON EVAR


pics???:D

[OKC Sooner]

May I ask about the 'officially' part? Is there a Board of Certification now? What was the test like? Did you videotape it? Can I have a copy? I'm sorry about all the questions but I've been reading and posting in the 'Why Aren't My Threads' thread, and my brain is stuck in interrogatory mode... ya know??

[Jimminy Crimson]

PS - I don't see how new boobies and living in sin have anything to do with each other.

New boobies = AWESOME!

cohabitating = not so much

[TopDaugIn2000]

May I ask about the 'officially' part? Is there a Board of Certification now? What was the test like? Did you videotape it? Can I have a copy? I'm sorry about all the questions but I've been reading and posting in the 'Why Aren't My Threads' thread, and my brain is stuck in interrogatory mode... ya know??

officially in the sense that we got a place together (new to both of us) and are sharing costs. he's at my place all the time, might as well be paying.

[Al Gore]

I wish I had exciting holidays like yours......

[OKC Sooner]

officially in the sense that we got a place together (new to both of us) and are sharing costs. he's at my place all the time, might as well be paying.

Yep, that's pretty official :) Nothing pulls two people together like common bills... lol.

[yermom]

bump :D

[Sooner04]

didn't I just read about this in another thread?

Damn you, yermom.

[BeetDigger]

didn't I just read about this in another thread?

Damn you, yermom.


Please point me to the thread involving cohabitation and breast augmentation. I don't spend as much time around here as I used to and would like to be more efficient.

[Al Gore]

..and a link with pics......