View Full Version : Idiotic/Stupid stuff you've done recently.
Fugue
10/28/2005, 01:21 PM
I'll start. I'm trying to find dry ice for a party so I looked up the grocery store Dirrons in the phone book. The problem? I was in Asian mode and should have been looking it up as Dillons. Even more dumbassish, until i realized my stupidity, I started to become visibly annoyed here in my office because Dirrons wasn't listed. :O
Mjcpr
10/28/2005, 01:22 PM
Cue 1TC.
Scott D
10/28/2005, 01:30 PM
looked at a copycat thread started by stanley or pat. :O
Viking Kitten
10/28/2005, 01:30 PM
Why was I not invited?
crawfish
10/28/2005, 01:31 PM
Why was I not invited?
You're welcome into the copycat threads anytime, darlin'.
Viking Kitten
10/28/2005, 01:33 PM
You're welcome into the copycat threads anytime, darlin'.
Sure... if I want to get negged into oblivion by "the clique."
;)
Fugue
10/28/2005, 01:34 PM
Why was I not invited?
Oh, I don't get to stay. I'm the person who buys and takes the supplies and then looks over the shoulder of the host to all the people inside having fun as the door shuts in my face. :D
Viking Kitten
10/28/2005, 01:35 PM
Norm?
DCSooner
10/28/2005, 01:38 PM
Sure... if I want to get negged into oblivion by "the clique."
;)
YMSSRA before negging VK again.
Scott D
10/28/2005, 01:43 PM
Oh, I don't get to stay. I'm the person who buys and takes the supplies and then looks over the shoulder of the host to all the people inside having fun as the door shuts in my face. :D
wtf...you delivered the pizzas. we paid you, get your *** back to work :D
1stTimeCaller
10/28/2005, 01:56 PM
Cue 1TC.
define recently?
Mjcpr
10/28/2005, 01:57 PM
define recently?
3 months
DCSooner
10/28/2005, 01:58 PM
Gone to lunch with achiro, Jeremy885 and, Howzit.
worst.lunch.evarer.
Fugue
10/28/2005, 02:09 PM
wtf...you delivered the pizzas. we paid you, get your *** back to work :D
i do actually get to stay but only to make sure the kids don't poison themselves with said dry ice.
1stTimeCaller
10/28/2005, 02:10 PM
3 months
nothing that I can think of
Sooner_Bob
10/28/2005, 02:13 PM
define "stuff"
Mjcpr
10/28/2005, 02:28 PM
nothing that I can think of
6 months?
1stTimeCaller
10/28/2005, 02:44 PM
ummm nope. I did catch myself singing too loud in Church the other day...
BillyBall
10/28/2005, 02:46 PM
Left a beer in the freezer overnight....
1stTimeCaller
10/28/2005, 02:50 PM
well I did fall asleep with peanut butter smeared all over my crotch and had forgot to put my dog outside last last night.
1stTimeCaller
10/28/2005, 02:53 PM
for reals; peed on a chicks carpet in a drunken stupor a few months ago is probably the dumbest/funniest thing I've done in a while. I'd do it all over again the same if I had the choice. The story I have is definately worth it.
KC//CRIMSON
10/28/2005, 03:02 PM
Stubbed my toe, slammed my finger in a door, and fell through a sliding door, all in the span of about 4 seconds.
true story. my gf was in tears she was laughing so hard.
Fugue
10/28/2005, 03:06 PM
Stubbed my toe, slammed my finger in a door, and fell through a sliding door, all in the span of about 4 seconds.
true story. my gf was in tears she was laughing so hard.
sounds like a chain reaction so we will only count it as one. :)
KC//CRIMSON
10/28/2005, 03:10 PM
sounds like a chain reaction so we will only count it as one. :)
Yep, and have you ever been in so much pain you started laughing? :D
IB4OU2
10/28/2005, 03:11 PM
Left copies of some MRI/Xrays on top of my jeep and drove off. Then I got a call from a little ole lady in Perkins asking me if I needed them.........(she found them in the middle of the street).......:O
Fugue
10/28/2005, 03:15 PM
Yep, and have you ever been in so much pain you started laughing? :D
yes, but only after the period of intense anger subsides.
pain-rage-humiliation-laughter
sanantoniosooner
10/28/2005, 04:27 PM
Let's just say that you should visually confirm that a q-tip has cotton on both ends before you shove it in your ear.
My wife wont stop giggling about that one.
1stTimeCaller
10/28/2005, 04:33 PM
you should never put anything smaller than your elbow into your ear
Stanley1
10/28/2005, 04:41 PM
Posted a thread about girl problems in the SO.
Howzit
10/28/2005, 05:15 PM
Posted a funny office christmas pic in the SO. Ha.Ha.Ha.
:D
keribear
10/28/2005, 05:22 PM
Ive done that before.
Left a beer in the freezer overnight....
proud gonzo
10/28/2005, 05:42 PM
got mad at Iggy about something dumb i shouldn't have gotten mad about.
ran over a curb
thought it was friday for an entire wednesday
read the SO
keribear
10/28/2005, 05:53 PM
walked out onto the balcony not realizing the sliding the glass was shut
PrideTrombone
10/28/2005, 05:54 PM
got mad at Iggy about something dumb i shouldn't have gotten mad about.
ran over a curb
Heh. Girly stuff. :)
proud gonzo
10/28/2005, 06:19 PM
Heh. Girly stuff. :)
quiet, you
silverwheels
10/28/2005, 06:23 PM
Almost got arrested a couple of weeks ago in Norman.
Stanley1
10/28/2005, 06:29 PM
quiet, you
He speaks the truth.
proud gonzo
10/28/2005, 06:37 PM
yeah yeah yeah. i'm a girl, i'm blond, i do stupid things. at least i'm being honest about it.
SoonersEnFuego
10/28/2005, 06:42 PM
I sharted the other day.
SoonersEnFuego
10/28/2005, 06:43 PM
I posted that "shart" comment.
StoopTroup
10/28/2005, 07:10 PM
http://www.rareads.com/scans/16755.jpg
SoonerInKCMO
10/28/2005, 07:59 PM
Bought a 5-liter mini-keg of Warsteiner. No way I'll drink all this before it goes flat.
Red October
10/28/2005, 09:41 PM
Bought a 5-liter mini-keg of Warsteiner. No way I'll drink all this before it goes flat.
Spaten is much better. I drank 5 liters in 5 hours one night. It tasted soooo good, but it was one of the dumber things I have ever done.... :O
SoonersEnFuego
10/29/2005, 09:31 AM
I'll drink any beer. Bring it here.
Getem
10/29/2005, 10:47 AM
Broke my ankle walking the dogs. Took a shortcut down a rocky slope, dogs took off, human very stupidly tried to keep up.
Used facts and logic in a conversation with a Sr Manager.
was attempting to repair a strand of Chritmas lights.
Both hands were occupied so I decided to use my teeth to remove broken bulb plug.
Strand was plugged in. :(
The moment my tongue hit those two tiny copper wires was a Darwinian miracle.
Mrs. Fugue, "Fugue, are you ok? I could see that spark from way over here. That was pretty dumb."
couldn't argue :O
sanantoniosooner
12/4/2006, 02:24 PM
was attempting to repair a strand of Chritmas lights.
Both hands were occupied so I decided to use my teeth to remove broken bulb plug.
Strand was plugged in. :(
The moment my tongue hit those two tiny copper wires was a Darwinian miracle.
Mrs. Fugue, "Fugue, are you ok? I could see that spark from way over here. That was pretty dumb."
couldn't argue :O
fugue wins.
I don't care what else gets posted.
Howzit
12/4/2006, 02:27 PM
I was trying to jump start my car battery, while totally nekkid, and accidentally clamped the connected cables to my testicles.
Not REALLY!
crawfish
12/4/2006, 02:38 PM
I was trying to jump start my car battery, while totally nekkid, and accidentally clamped the connected cables to my testicles.
Not REALLY!
It was obvious you were lying when you claimed to have testicles.
picasso
12/4/2006, 02:49 PM
I was trying to jump start my car battery, while totally nekkid, and accidentally clamped the connected cables to my testicles.
After the 17th time. I stopped.
Not REALLY!
fixed
Howzit
12/4/2006, 02:52 PM
I had you guys going.
HAHAHAHAH.
I really hooked 'em up to Dean's testicles.
IB4OU2
12/4/2006, 03:02 PM
I had you guys going.
HAHAHAHAH.
I really hooked 'em up to Dean's testicles.
Ahh...the old "jump start the Viagra" trick......I hope you guys enjoyed it. :D
MamaMia
12/4/2006, 03:05 PM
I left a note clipped to the mailbox telling my daughter where I hid the key to the new lock on the front door. It was an egg nog with Meyers rum moment. :O
I am no longer allowed to get all Jamaican, until I'm in for the night.
I left a note clipped to the mailbox telling my daughter where I hid the key to the new lock on front door. It was an egg nog with Meyers rum moment. :O
I am no longer allowed to get all Jamaican, until I'm in for the night.
heh
OUSAEmon
C&CDean
12/4/2006, 03:38 PM
I had you guys going.
HAHAHAHAH.
I really hooked 'em up to Dean's testicles.
I laughed. Wanna know why? It had nothing to do with Howzit's pathetic attempt at humor, it had to do with semen testing bulls. If the vet butt****ing the bull with his entire arm won't produce the semen results you need, you insert a device affectionately dubbed "The Silver Bullet" into the bull's bunghole, you attach a couple of wires, and you crank up the voltage. I've seen 2200 pound bulls brought to their knees by the Silver Bullet. And this reminded me of Howzit.
C&CDean
12/4/2006, 03:39 PM
I left a note clipped to the mailbox telling my daughter where I hid the key to the new lock on the front door. It was an egg nog with Meyers rum moment. :O
I am no longer allowed to get all Jamaican, until I'm in for the night.
Mom, I'm pretty much thinking they don't drink eggnog in Jamaica. So, if you wanna call it a "drunken mistake" then that'd work.
sanantoniosooner
12/4/2006, 03:44 PM
2200 pounds of bull brought to it's knees.
Does this belong on the football board?
Howzit
12/4/2006, 03:45 PM
I laughed. Wanna know why? It had nothing to do with Howzit's pathetic attempt at humor, it had to do with semen testing bulls. If the vet butt****ing the bull with his entire arm won't produce the semen results you need, you insert a device affectionately dubbed "The Silver Bullet" into the bull's bunghole, you attach a couple of wires, and you crank up the voltage. I've seen 2200 pound bulls brought to their knees by the Silver Bullet. And this reminded me of Howzit.
Hesh up, Sparky.
IB4OU2
12/4/2006, 03:51 PM
So, if you wanna call it a "drunken mistake" then that'd work.
Wierd, That's what mamma called me...
MamaMia
12/4/2006, 04:42 PM
Mom, I'm pretty much thinking they don't drink eggnog in Jamaica. So, if you wanna call it a "drunken mistake" then that'd work.
Actually, if you want to get technical, egg nog originated from a British drink called posset but has gone through many changes. The British say "knockered" for the word 'drunk', therefore we should really say that it was a "knockered" mistake. ;)
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