Chewbacca's shoes

[Norm In Norman]

The Boy was playing with his star wars stuff today (well, some of it is mine from when I was a kid) and he asked me if Chewbacca wears shoes. I told him:

"NO WAY!"
-"Why not?"
"He doesn't like shoes. Whenever someone asks him if he wears shoes, he says 'Shoes are for losers and I want to be a WINNER! YEAH, BABY!'"
-"Oh."

He told my wife about Chewbacca's shoes this evening. So now I've got him believing it. Anything else I should teach him?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

My niece asked me why Barbie didn't wear panties.

I told her it was because she was a whore.

Not really.

But still - don't tell The Boy that story.

I'm drinking, btw...:mack:

[Norm In Norman]

On a related note, i tried to teach him how to tie his shoes and failed. The problem is I tie my shoes exactly backwards and can't seem to show him how to tie them the right way. I get all confused and it confuses him. Wierd, eh?

[Norm In Norman]

"Daddy, why doesn't bsg wear panties?"









HA!

[Norm In Norman]

Of course my chewbacca thread would turn into a "barbie is a whore" thread.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Here let me help..



'BSG doesn't wear panties because they don't have pockets...'

[jk the sooner fan]

whats really odd is that chewbaca wears panties........little known fact, but true

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Why is there just a bump on the front of GI Joe's body?

[BajaOklahoma]

On a related note, i tried to teach him how to tie his shoes and failed. The problem is I tie my shoes exactly backwards and can't seem to show him how to tie them the right way. I get all confused and it confuses him. Wierd, eh?


Dah! Have him sit across from you. His left hand will do what your right hand does.

And teach him that parents are always correct.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Why is there just a bump on the front of GI Joe's body?


Because he has lahge americahn pehnis

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

VK...please don't hate me...I went back and got 'em...

I HAD TO!!!

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2156/foot6tl.jpg

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I went out and searched and this was the first 'shoe thread' that came up so I bumped it.

And then I read it and now I'm laughing.

Norm's frockling funny.

[Scott D]

even more amusing is you posting a picture of your foot in a chewbacca shoe thread :D

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

whats really odd is that chewbaca wears panties........little known fact, but true

Of course he does. He's a never nude.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

even more amusing is you posting a picture of your foot in a chewbacca shoe thread :D

SPLOOSH! SPLOOSH! SPLOOSH!

:D

[slickdawg]

VK...please don't hate me...I went back and got 'em...

I HAD TO!!!

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2156/foot6tl.jpg

Imelda Marcos, where you been gal?

[colleyvillesooner]

Of course he does. He's a never nude.

heh

[Mjcpr]

Are those the gams attached to the Booty?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Are those the gams attached to the Booty?

I don't know who's foot that is. I just went out and Googled 'my foot' and this is what came up.

[Viking Kitten]

Check out that skirt she's rockin' today, too. And the shoes. Grrrr, baby.

:les:VK WANT GO SHOPPING!!!

[Viking Kitten]

Oh and...

Best bump ever!

[Viking Kitten]

Interpret that however you want.

[Mjcpr]

Ha Ha......Booty wears a dress.

[Fugue]

Interpret that however you want.

already did

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Ha Ha......Booty wears a dress.

I'm gonna throw a rock at you when we get out to recess.

[colleyvillesooner]

Interpret that however you want.

Juicy bump?

[Viking Kitten]

I'm gonna throw a rock at you when we get out to recess.

That means she likes you.

[Norm In Norman]

I wasn't quite expecting this thread to be at the top of the page.

[sooneron]

I hate to burst Norm and the boy's bubble, but Chewie does wear shoes...







and they're Prada!!!
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8625/chewbaccaspradas9gw.jpg

[Mjcpr]

Using my CSI-like image enhancement software, I was able to get a closeup.

http://toefun.com/newuglypics05/doctoes1jpg.JPG

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Mmm, Fritos...

[Norm In Norman]

I hate to burst Norm and the boy's bubble, but Chewie does wear shoes...







and they're Prada!!!
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8625/chewbaccaspradas9gw.jpg
whoa. Those are some big shoes.

[bri]

Well, he's a SEVEN-FOOT-TALL MONKEY. Of COURSE he's gonna wear big shoes...:rolleyes:

[proud gonzo]

i guess you have to have shoes while romping around in the trees of Kashyyyk

[sooneron]

whoa. Those are some big shoes.
The ladies think he's quite a guy!:texan:

[tbl]

Why is there just a bump on the front of GI Joe's body?
It's very simple. In order to be a ruthless killer, you must not be distracted by Scarlett or Jane.

[Octavian]

whats really odd is that chewbaca wears panties........little known fact, but true

you tryin to get your arms pulled out of your sockets? ;)

Chewie barefoot > Worf

[Octavian]

It's very simple. In order to be a ruthless killer, you must not be distracted by Scarlett or Jane.

...or Rosey

[tbl]

exactly. NO distractions...

[TexasLidig8r]

Using my CSI-like image enhancement software, I was able to get a closeup.

http://toefun.com/newuglypics05/doctoes1jpg.JPG

Howzit?

[IB4OU2]

I hate to burst Norm and the boy's bubble, but Chewie does wear shoes...








and they're Prada!!!
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8625/chewbaccaspradas9gw.jpg

I thought Hairy was a Footjoy fan? :confused:

[Osce0la]

Good to see this thread really take off 7 months after it's origination...

[Mjcpr]

I thought Hairy was a Footjoy fan? :confused:

No, don't you remember those gay Nikes he was wearing?

[Octavian]

I dont think origination's even a word!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

No, don't you remember those gay Nikes he was wearing?

Is that what you were looking at in the pic?

[achiro]

Good to see this thread really take off 7 months after it's origination...
I'm hoping that many of my lame *** threads that have long since disappeared will regain such a life. Maybe then all the cool kids will like me.:D

[Mjcpr]

Is that what you were looking at in the pic?

No, the HB.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

No, the HB.

Yeah...I was gonna just let this go but I wanna know what 'the HB' is...

And it'd better not be 'hairy butt'...:eddie:

[Mjcpr]

Yeah...I was gonna just let this go but I wanna know what 'the HB' is...

And it'd better not be 'hairy butt'...:eddie:

No, that'd be sick.

You of all people should know it stands for Hairy Booty.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Eew.

Want...these...bad...

http://www.dillards.com/images/product/swc695_fi.jpg

[slickdawg]

In the religious Star Wars, his character will be known as Jewbacca.



*rim shot*

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Jebus...
http://www.dillards.com/images/product/sws442_fi.jpg

[stoops the eternal pimp]

In the wake of Aliens vs Predator....how about Chewbacca vs. Chupacabra

[TexasLidig8r]

Here ya go BSG.. I found some "game day shoes" for you.

http://www.bananashoes.com/media/p16-11small.jpg

[Viking Kitten]

Ummmmm. Lacy.

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/products/mp/NMX8725_mp.jpg

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Jebus!
http://www.dillards.com/images/product/sws071_fi.jpg

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Antonio Melani - you RMFO.
http://www.dillards.com/images/product/swq172_fi.jpg

[bri]

The Wookee Wears Prada is one of my favorite novels...

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

'Wookie'.

Heh.

[Viking Kitten]

Double Heh. The Wookie does not wear Prada. I assure you.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Cool....

http://www.dillards.com/images/product/swf217_fi.jpg

[bri]

Oh, it hurts when you start laughing with a mouth full of Mucho Nachos....

[colleyvillesooner]

Chewbacca's Shoes would be a good punk bands name.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

http://www.dillards.com/images/product/sws745_fi.jpg

Just kidding..

Mmmm, Pucci...
http://a1216.g.akamai.net/f/1216/955/6h/images2.nordstrom.com/images/store/product/medium/174471.jpg

[Mjcpr]

I had that for lunch.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Golf sucks.

http://a1216.g.akamai.net/f/1216/955/6h/images2.nordstrom.com/images/store/product/medium/168427.jpg

[BigRedJed]

TOBY WEARS CROCS!!

[TexasLidig8r]

Coming to a theater near you on.. June 30, 2006


http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies20063/devilprada1.jpg

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

God, you're creepy.

http://a1216.g.akamai.net/f/1216/955/6h/images2.nordstrom.com/images/store/product/medium/173157.jpg

[Fugue]

Coming to a theater near you on.. June 30, 2006


http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies20063/devilprada1.jpg

I'll have to remind the Japanese rady who walks on my back not to buy a pair of those. :eek:

[Viking Kitten]

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/products/mp/NMX8871_mp.jpg

[frankensooner]

http://www.natalieseuroblog.com/_photos/DSC_0312.thumb.JPG

[frankensooner]

http://www.kangflatsc.vic.edu.au/home/lgreat/special/uglypics/shoes.jpg

[frankensooner]

http://www.andy-farrell.co.uk/November%202005/nov_boot.jpg

[Viking Kitten]

Excuse me sir. BSG already jacked this thread. You cannot jack a jack; it is poor form.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

http://www.kangflatsc.vic.edu.au/home/lgreat/special/uglypics/shoes.jpg
Game day shoes!


I'm about to make VK faint...
http://a1216.g.akamai.net/f/1216/955/6h/images2.nordstrom.com/images/store/product/medium/13738.jpg

[frankensooner]

Excuse me sir. BSG already jacked this thread. You cannot jack a jack; it is poor form.
Sorry, I just always wanted to post in one of the famous "Ladies of the South Oval" shoe threads, please forgive! :D

[Boarder]

Antonio Melani - you RMFO.
http://www.dillards.com/images/product/swq172_fi.jpg
Why not just let someone hit you in the foot with a 2x4 if you want to put yourself through some pain?

[Viking Kitten]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

VK WANT GREEN SHOE.

[Viking Kitten]

Antonio Melani - you RMFO.
http://www.dillards.com/images/product/swq172_fi.jpg

No Boarder... wedges are very comfy.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Why not just let someone hit you in the foot with a 2x4 if you want to put yourself through some pain?

Because there's no way to look cute with a bloody stump on the end of your leg.

:meat:

http://a1216.g.akamai.net/f/1216/955/6h/images2.nordstrom.com/images/store/product/medium/175709.jpg

[Boarder]

Walking on the balls of your feet is comfy?

[Viking Kitten]

I'm not saying it doesn't take practice.

[Mjcpr]

If my feet had balls, I'd just have to kill myself.

It's bad enough having a foot with balls.

HI-YO!!

[Viking Kitten]

[Lonesome wind whistling through a canyon].

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

[a wolf howls in the distance...].

[IB4OU2]

If my feet had balls, I'd just have to kill myself.

It's bad enough having a foot with balls.

HI-YO!!

Take it to the foot ball forum.....

[Mjcpr]

[Lonesome wind whistling through a canyon].

THERE WOULDN'T BE WITH A FOOT!!:texan:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Take it to the sock thread, Pat.

http://a1216.g.akamai.net/f/1216/955/6h/images2.nordstrom.com/images/store/product/medium/173210.jpg

[Czar Soonerov]

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sexyshoesiren_1893_19266420

[TexasLidig8r]

Because there's no way to look cute with a bloody stump on the end of your leg.

:meat:

http://a1216.g.akamai.net/f/1216/955/6h/images2.nordstrom.com/images/store/product/medium/175709.jpg

Yeah.. but.. if a woman has ugly toes.. you could put a 14 karat gold highlighted and diamond encrusted elegant sandal on.. and it STILL wouldn't look good!

[Melo]

Coming to a theater near you on.. June 30, 2006


http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies20063/devilprada1.jpg

I've actually read that. It was an interesting read, to say the least.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Yeah.. but.. if a woman has ugly toes.. you could put a 14 karat gold highlighted and diamond encrusted elegant sandal on.. and it STILL wouldn't look good!

True.

That why we go and get special pedi with ha-towl and flou-ah.

[Beef]

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sexyshoesiren_1893_19266420
Strippers rock.

[Viking Kitten]

True.

That why we go and get special pedi with ha-towl and flou-ah.

Many women enjoy ha-towe and flou-ah so much they actually take pictures of the process.

[BigRedJed]

PICS!!

[BigRedJed]

NOW, DAMMIT!!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Many women enjoy ha-towe and flou-ah so much they actually take pictures of the process.


Who would do that?

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/5813/pedi0sq.jpg

[BigRedJed]

Dang, you follow orders well.

[BigRedJed]

GET ME A BEER AND SCRATCH MY HEAD!!

[Viking Kitten]

Hey BSG, Neiman Marcus just sent me this in an e-mail. Grrrrrr, baby.

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/products/ex/NMX9457_ex.jpg

[Hot Rod]

My son pretends to use the force to open automatic doors and thinks it's cool. Kids believing in Star Wars things at a young age is pretty cool.

[Viking Kitten]

Oh, and I'm rocking these bad girls today.

http://content.neimanmarcus.com/products/mn/NMX5247_mn.jpg

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I saw a pair of Westie's yesterday that I will own.

Oh, yes...I will own them.

[bri]

Why don't you just get one dog, see how that goes, and then get the other one?