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TexasLidig8r
10/7/2005, 09:22 AM
THE University of Texas will win this weekend's approaching game because...

Our women are prettier...

Oklahoma woman... http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/surspicous.jpg

Texas woman... http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:akjNRSbByIwJ:www.sandiegobusiness.org/images/activedit/Catherine_Crier.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sandiegobusiness.org/images/activedit/Catherine_Crier.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sandiegobusiness.org/event_template.asp%3FeventID%3D162&h=1298&w=1106&sz=372&tbnid=akjNRSbByIwJ:&tbnh=150&tbnw=127&hl=en&start=4&prev=/images%3Fq%3DCatherine%2BCrier%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3 Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)

We have Walter Cronkite...

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:j2avU__PXhYJ:www.spacefame.org/cronkite2.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.spacefame.org/cronkite2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.spacefame.org/cronkite2.html&h=550&w=373&sz=28&tbnid=j2avU__PXhYJ:&tbnh=130&tbnw=88&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3DWalter%2BCronkite%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3 Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)

You have Skip Bayless...

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:VdN4v8K5YNYJ:www.dallasobserver.com/Issues/2004-08-12/news/news.2.gif (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.dallasobserver.com/Issues/2004-08-12/news/news.2.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.dallasobserver.com/issues/2004-08-12/news.html&h=251&w=175&sz=14&tbnid=VdN4v8K5YNYJ:&tbnh=106&tbnw=73&hl=en&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3DSkip%2BBayless%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den %26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)

We have Lance Armstrong..

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:miBtwbSTgZkJ:blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/433/833_lance%2520armstrong.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/433/833_lance%2520armstrong.jpg&imgrefurl=http://bikesport.web-log.nl/&h=428&w=288&sz=25&tbnid=miBtwbSTgZkJ:&tbnh=122&tbnw=82&hl=en&start=4&prev=/images%3Fq%3DLance%2BArmstrong%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3 Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)

You have...

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:RkhWTxnqOCoJ:www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/entertainment/circus_%26_carnival/clown_on_bicycle.gif (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/entertainment/circus_%26_carnival/clown_on_bicycle.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/entertainment/circus_%26_carnival/&h=588&w=446&sz=19&tbnid=RkhWTxnqOCoJ:&tbnh=132&tbnw=100&hl=en&start=4&prev=/images%3Fq%3DClown%2Bon%2Ba%2Bbicycle%26svnum%3D10 %26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)

Texas has ...
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:npSEM8EMWFEJ:www.dps.state.al.us/public/images/protective_services/mansion.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.dps.state.al.us/public/images/protective_services/mansion.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dps.state.al.us/public/protective_services/gmansion/&h=241&w=363&sz=29&tbnid=npSEM8EMWFEJ:&tbnh=77&tbnw=117&hl=en&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmansion%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3 D%26sa%3DG)

Oklahoma has....

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:nruzgUQ-fWwJ:www.neulinger.org/album/misc/trailer-ads/ina-trailer-63.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.neulinger.org/album/misc/trailer-ads/ina-trailer-63.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.neulinger.org/album/misc/trailer-ads/&h=486&w=680&sz=51&tbnid=nruzgUQ-fWwJ:&tbnh=97&tbnw=137&hl=en&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtrailer%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3 D%26sa%3DG)

Texas has ....

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:amYmcjmEgQYJ:www.studentcity.com/_assets/img/top/22_topright.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.studentcity.com/_assets/img/top/22_topright.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.studentcity.com/paa.php%3FtypeID%3D1%26id%3D22&h=250&w=422&sz=41&tbnid=amYmcjmEgQYJ:&tbnh=72&tbnw=122&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsouth%2Bpadre%2Bisland%2Bbeach%26svnu m%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)

Oklahoma has....

http://www.westnet.net.au/marshallarts/Thumbnails/BallardSteve1.jpg

Texas has ....

http://images.theglobeandmail.com/archives/RTGAM/images/20050121/wbush0121/_done_0121horns.jpg

Oklahoma has...

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:EBa2otWo2FkJ:www.iraqwarveterans.org/images/iraq/free/cards/baghdad-bob.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.iraqwarveterans.org/images/iraq/free/cards/baghdad-bob.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.iraqwarveterans.org/former_iraq_govt.htm&h=200&w=300&sz=21&tbnid=EBa2otWo2FkJ:&tbnh=74&tbnw=111&hl=en&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3DBaghdad%2BBob%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den% 26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)

Texas has...

http://www.mackbrown-texasfootball.com/images/photo_galleries/2003_04/tech_111503/images/aaa_young_vince.jpg

And Oklahoma has..

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050917/050917_peterson_hmed_5p.hmedium.jpg

FINALLY.. Texas will win because....

BSG's "JB" is aching to be painted a nice, lustrous shade of.. BURNT ORANGE.

Texas 28
Dirt Burglars 10

picasso
10/7/2005, 09:29 AM
we have better artists. amongst other things.

we've also put more players in major league baseball than any other state.

also, go to the trendy bars in Tulsa sometime and tell me if there's not any visual libido enhancement. Maybe even for Howzit.

colleyvillesooner
10/7/2005, 09:29 AM
You forgot one:

We have Bob:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/statitudes/news/2001/01/03/orangebowl_btn/stoops.pg.jpg

And You Have Mack:

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&q=%22mack%20brown%20championship%20trophies%22&sa=N&tab=wi

1stTimeCaller
10/7/2005, 09:33 AM
Jim Adler pwnes TXLidig8r.

that's all I got

critical_phil
10/7/2005, 09:34 AM
THE University of Texas will win this weekend's approaching game because...

Our women are prettier...

http://www.stedwards.edu/newc/capstone/sp2001/leslie4.jpg


since you're having a little trouble with the images, let me lend a hand....

Harry Beanbag
10/7/2005, 09:43 AM
Candy! Candy! Candy! I can't let you go...

Soonerborn77
10/7/2005, 09:47 AM
My favorite shirt

you can't spell slut without ut

Dances with Possums
10/7/2005, 10:32 AM
We have Henry Melton! I just discovered his family geneology table online. This is Henry's family tree, going back about 15 generations.


It doesn't look pretty for you Sooners!



http://www.dieselswest.com/Assets/images/frmstock/locostack.jpg

1stTimeCaller
10/7/2005, 10:36 AM
weak sauce possum, weak

critical_phil
10/7/2005, 10:38 AM
We have Henry Melton! I just discovered his family geneology table online. This is Henry's family tree, going back about 15 generations.

http://images.allposters.com/images/EUR/2300-8514.jpg
It doesn't look pretty for you Sooners!






fixed!!!

critical_phil
10/7/2005, 11:23 AM
should this thread really be titled The Ultimate Smack Thread........??

Ike
10/7/2005, 11:55 AM
should this thread really be titled The Ultimate Smack Thread........??





only if we can get websters to drastically change the definition of ultimate to "weak sauce"

Harry Beanbag
10/7/2005, 12:03 PM
We have Henry Melton! I just discovered his family geneology table online. This is Henry's family tree, going back about 15 generations.


It doesn't look pretty for you Sooners!



http://www.dieselswest.com/Assets/images/frmstock/locostack.jpg

Looks like a lot of inbreeding going on in the Melton family to me.