TexasLidig8r
10/7/2005, 09:22 AM
THE University of Texas will win this weekend's approaching game because...
Our women are prettier...
Oklahoma woman... http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/surspicous.jpg
Texas woman... http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:akjNRSbByIwJ:www.sandiegobusiness.org/images/activedit/Catherine_Crier.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sandiegobusiness.org/images/activedit/Catherine_Crier.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sandiegobusiness.org/event_template.asp%3FeventID%3D162&h=1298&w=1106&sz=372&tbnid=akjNRSbByIwJ:&tbnh=150&tbnw=127&hl=en&start=4&prev=/images%3Fq%3DCatherine%2BCrier%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3 Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)
We have Walter Cronkite...
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:j2avU__PXhYJ:www.spacefame.org/cronkite2.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.spacefame.org/cronkite2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.spacefame.org/cronkite2.html&h=550&w=373&sz=28&tbnid=j2avU__PXhYJ:&tbnh=130&tbnw=88&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3DWalter%2BCronkite%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3 Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)
You have Skip Bayless...
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:VdN4v8K5YNYJ:www.dallasobserver.com/Issues/2004-08-12/news/news.2.gif (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.dallasobserver.com/Issues/2004-08-12/news/news.2.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.dallasobserver.com/issues/2004-08-12/news.html&h=251&w=175&sz=14&tbnid=VdN4v8K5YNYJ:&tbnh=106&tbnw=73&hl=en&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3DSkip%2BBayless%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den %26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)
We have Lance Armstrong..
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:miBtwbSTgZkJ:blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/433/833_lance%2520armstrong.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/433/833_lance%2520armstrong.jpg&imgrefurl=http://bikesport.web-log.nl/&h=428&w=288&sz=25&tbnid=miBtwbSTgZkJ:&tbnh=122&tbnw=82&hl=en&start=4&prev=/images%3Fq%3DLance%2BArmstrong%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3 Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)
You have...
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:RkhWTxnqOCoJ:www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/entertainment/circus_%26_carnival/clown_on_bicycle.gif (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/entertainment/circus_%26_carnival/clown_on_bicycle.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/entertainment/circus_%26_carnival/&h=588&w=446&sz=19&tbnid=RkhWTxnqOCoJ:&tbnh=132&tbnw=100&hl=en&start=4&prev=/images%3Fq%3DClown%2Bon%2Ba%2Bbicycle%26svnum%3D10 %26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)
Texas has ...
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:npSEM8EMWFEJ:www.dps.state.al.us/public/images/protective_services/mansion.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.dps.state.al.us/public/images/protective_services/mansion.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dps.state.al.us/public/protective_services/gmansion/&h=241&w=363&sz=29&tbnid=npSEM8EMWFEJ:&tbnh=77&tbnw=117&hl=en&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmansion%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3 D%26sa%3DG)
Oklahoma has....
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:nruzgUQ-fWwJ:www.neulinger.org/album/misc/trailer-ads/ina-trailer-63.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.neulinger.org/album/misc/trailer-ads/ina-trailer-63.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.neulinger.org/album/misc/trailer-ads/&h=486&w=680&sz=51&tbnid=nruzgUQ-fWwJ:&tbnh=97&tbnw=137&hl=en&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtrailer%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3 D%26sa%3DG)
Texas has ....
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:amYmcjmEgQYJ:www.studentcity.com/_assets/img/top/22_topright.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.studentcity.com/_assets/img/top/22_topright.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.studentcity.com/paa.php%3FtypeID%3D1%26id%3D22&h=250&w=422&sz=41&tbnid=amYmcjmEgQYJ:&tbnh=72&tbnw=122&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsouth%2Bpadre%2Bisland%2Bbeach%26svnu m%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)
Oklahoma has....
http://www.westnet.net.au/marshallarts/Thumbnails/BallardSteve1.jpg
Texas has ....
http://images.theglobeandmail.com/archives/RTGAM/images/20050121/wbush0121/_done_0121horns.jpg
Oklahoma has...
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:EBa2otWo2FkJ:www.iraqwarveterans.org/images/iraq/free/cards/baghdad-bob.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.iraqwarveterans.org/images/iraq/free/cards/baghdad-bob.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.iraqwarveterans.org/former_iraq_govt.htm&h=200&w=300&sz=21&tbnid=EBa2otWo2FkJ:&tbnh=74&tbnw=111&hl=en&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3DBaghdad%2BBob%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den% 26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)
Texas has...
http://www.mackbrown-texasfootball.com/images/photo_galleries/2003_04/tech_111503/images/aaa_young_vince.jpg
And Oklahoma has..
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050917/050917_peterson_hmed_5p.hmedium.jpg
FINALLY.. Texas will win because....
BSG's "JB" is aching to be painted a nice, lustrous shade of.. BURNT ORANGE.
Texas 28
Dirt Burglars 10
Our women are prettier...
Oklahoma woman... http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/surspicous.jpg
Texas woman... http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:akjNRSbByIwJ:www.sandiegobusiness.org/images/activedit/Catherine_Crier.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sandiegobusiness.org/images/activedit/Catherine_Crier.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sandiegobusiness.org/event_template.asp%3FeventID%3D162&h=1298&w=1106&sz=372&tbnid=akjNRSbByIwJ:&tbnh=150&tbnw=127&hl=en&start=4&prev=/images%3Fq%3DCatherine%2BCrier%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3 Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)
We have Walter Cronkite...
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:j2avU__PXhYJ:www.spacefame.org/cronkite2.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.spacefame.org/cronkite2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.spacefame.org/cronkite2.html&h=550&w=373&sz=28&tbnid=j2avU__PXhYJ:&tbnh=130&tbnw=88&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3DWalter%2BCronkite%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3 Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)
You have Skip Bayless...
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:VdN4v8K5YNYJ:www.dallasobserver.com/Issues/2004-08-12/news/news.2.gif (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.dallasobserver.com/Issues/2004-08-12/news/news.2.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.dallasobserver.com/issues/2004-08-12/news.html&h=251&w=175&sz=14&tbnid=VdN4v8K5YNYJ:&tbnh=106&tbnw=73&hl=en&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3DSkip%2BBayless%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den %26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)
We have Lance Armstrong..
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:miBtwbSTgZkJ:blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/433/833_lance%2520armstrong.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/433/833_lance%2520armstrong.jpg&imgrefurl=http://bikesport.web-log.nl/&h=428&w=288&sz=25&tbnid=miBtwbSTgZkJ:&tbnh=122&tbnw=82&hl=en&start=4&prev=/images%3Fq%3DLance%2BArmstrong%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3 Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)
You have...
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:RkhWTxnqOCoJ:www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/entertainment/circus_%26_carnival/clown_on_bicycle.gif (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/entertainment/circus_%26_carnival/clown_on_bicycle.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/entertainment/circus_%26_carnival/&h=588&w=446&sz=19&tbnid=RkhWTxnqOCoJ:&tbnh=132&tbnw=100&hl=en&start=4&prev=/images%3Fq%3DClown%2Bon%2Ba%2Bbicycle%26svnum%3D10 %26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)
Texas has ...
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:npSEM8EMWFEJ:www.dps.state.al.us/public/images/protective_services/mansion.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.dps.state.al.us/public/images/protective_services/mansion.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dps.state.al.us/public/protective_services/gmansion/&h=241&w=363&sz=29&tbnid=npSEM8EMWFEJ:&tbnh=77&tbnw=117&hl=en&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmansion%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3 D%26sa%3DG)
Oklahoma has....
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:nruzgUQ-fWwJ:www.neulinger.org/album/misc/trailer-ads/ina-trailer-63.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.neulinger.org/album/misc/trailer-ads/ina-trailer-63.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.neulinger.org/album/misc/trailer-ads/&h=486&w=680&sz=51&tbnid=nruzgUQ-fWwJ:&tbnh=97&tbnw=137&hl=en&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtrailer%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3 D%26sa%3DG)
Texas has ....
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:amYmcjmEgQYJ:www.studentcity.com/_assets/img/top/22_topright.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.studentcity.com/_assets/img/top/22_topright.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.studentcity.com/paa.php%3FtypeID%3D1%26id%3D22&h=250&w=422&sz=41&tbnid=amYmcjmEgQYJ:&tbnh=72&tbnw=122&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsouth%2Bpadre%2Bisland%2Bbeach%26svnu m%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)
Oklahoma has....
http://www.westnet.net.au/marshallarts/Thumbnails/BallardSteve1.jpg
Texas has ....
http://images.theglobeandmail.com/archives/RTGAM/images/20050121/wbush0121/_done_0121horns.jpg
Oklahoma has...
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:EBa2otWo2FkJ:www.iraqwarveterans.org/images/iraq/free/cards/baghdad-bob.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.iraqwarveterans.org/images/iraq/free/cards/baghdad-bob.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.iraqwarveterans.org/former_iraq_govt.htm&h=200&w=300&sz=21&tbnid=EBa2otWo2FkJ:&tbnh=74&tbnw=111&hl=en&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3DBaghdad%2BBob%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den% 26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)
Texas has...
http://www.mackbrown-texasfootball.com/images/photo_galleries/2003_04/tech_111503/images/aaa_young_vince.jpg
And Oklahoma has..
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050917/050917_peterson_hmed_5p.hmedium.jpg
FINALLY.. Texas will win because....
BSG's "JB" is aching to be painted a nice, lustrous shade of.. BURNT ORANGE.
Texas 28
Dirt Burglars 10