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MikeInNorman
10/4/2005, 10:50 AM
"Fumbles McScramble"
I love your nickname, but please
Wear pants this weekend

Under Armour shorts
Are preferable; but even
Underoos would help

You may want to try
Recycling old head panties
for a good cover up

Mack's good clapping hand
Is getting chapped and sweaty
Patting your bare butt

Tear Down This Wall
10/4/2005, 11:04 AM
Uncle Rico's twin,
Texas quarterback Vince Young.
Duck, Napolean!

NormanPride
10/4/2005, 11:08 AM
OU scores fifty.
It wouldn't be bad, and yet...
It is still first half.

Stupid oblong ball!
Fumbles loses it again.
Teary eyed Clapper.

Texas wants to win.
This century is still young.
It may yet happen.

Vince Young back to pass!
Where are my receivers?
Dusty wants a hug.

MikeInNorman
10/4/2005, 11:12 AM
Hand out the rings, Texas!
Not just any team whips the
Alamo Bowl Champs

Vasherized
10/4/2005, 11:12 AM
Bomar fumbles once
Bomar intercepted thrice
What's Grady's number?

MikeInNorman
10/4/2005, 11:17 AM
All hail the Longhorns!
None beat the Buckeyes at home!
(Except Wisconsin).

OUMallen
10/4/2005, 11:34 AM
"The eyes of texas
have been blackened," said Brent.
Run for cover, horns.

Rhett Bomar came out
I don't mean from the closet
Sorry, you limp wrists

Texas' offense
better without Ced Benson?
That makes tons of sense

Mile High Sooner
10/4/2005, 11:40 AM
Vote
for
Pedro

May our
wildest dreams
come true!

Sooner_75
10/4/2005, 11:46 AM
Mack Brown is Rosco
a tobacco road conman
who has yellow teeth

Brons2
10/4/2005, 11:47 AM
OU arrogance
Reality sets in soon
damn, we're 2 and 3.

Vaevictis
10/4/2005, 11:50 AM
Thirteen to zero:
Ah, Bevo my bovine friend,
Your name is from loss.

Bomar to Wilson,
Touchdown! First drive of the game
Vince craps his panties.

AD finds the hole
Touchdown! Seventy-five yards
Texas goes fetal.

Halftime. Mack Brown claps.
No deep throw; take knee instead.
Whorns down 42.

Thompson to Bomar
Touchdown! Up 49 points,
Bring in second string.

Red River Shootout
'Horns had come rabid for blood
Leave by fourth quarter.

Mack Brown, our hero
OU's very best of friends
Serves up six in row.

splum
10/4/2005, 12:00 PM
A haiku for after the game Saturday:


Texas shall retort,
Although you beat us today,
our record is best.

:mack:

OUMallen
10/4/2005, 12:13 PM
Double Corner blitz
Our middle Finger to Vince
I hope he passes

splum
10/4/2005, 12:14 PM
Mack/Texas favored
If they get no victory
what excuse this time

OKC-SLC
10/4/2005, 12:17 PM
"Next year" is the cry
From the azzhole Texas fans.
Every. Single. Year.

OKC-SLC
10/4/2005, 12:23 PM
Vince Young is the man
When the game is on the line
To throw to Sooners

MikeInNorman
10/4/2005, 12:31 PM
Longhorns spend the week
Planning victory parties.
Nothing can go wrong!

Mack uses the week
To prepare victory speech.
Nothing can go wrong!

Rodrique Wright wonders,
"Is the Golden Hat my size?"
Nothing can go wrong!

Radio completes
Travel plans for Heisman bash.
Nothing can go wrong!

Rings are being sized:
"'05 Texas/OU Champs!"
Nothing can go wrong!

What could possibly
Go wrong at noon, Saturday?
"Oops! Stoops stole my fish!"

OKC-SLC
10/4/2005, 12:47 PM
"Touchdown" will be said
When Vince Young passes the ball
To Crimson jerseys.

cjames317
10/4/2005, 01:03 PM
Saturday at three,
horns shout, to soothe their psyche:
"Hooray for SC!"


Tuck Fexas!

cjames317
10/4/2005, 01:25 PM
If five becomes six,
I don't mind. That would be sick.
If five becomes six.

Acknowledgement to J.Hendrix

Dr. Jelly Finger
10/4/2005, 01:27 PM
0 and 5 this century
Has anyone seen my toothbrush?
The taste of defeat is old

Can Tejas win this one?
The players will determine
Greg Davis says no

Burnt Orange is ugly
Like the Whorn band uni's
Texas, you suck

OUMallen
10/4/2005, 01:33 PM
I hate them so much
I hate them so much, I said
so much I could scream

Vasherized
10/4/2005, 01:35 PM
ou sucks ou
sucks ou sucks ou sucks
ou sucks oh you ...

(suck)

cjames317
10/4/2005, 01:37 PM
This year, horn football
rises to Homeric size.
"D'OH"s, shrieks, then silence.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/4/2005, 01:39 PM
I don't have tickets
By the gate I will wait
Horns leave by halftime

Howzit
10/4/2005, 01:39 PM
Blow me, vasherized
Then blow some more, vasherized
Blow, vasherized, blow

OKC-SLC
10/4/2005, 01:42 PM
I can throw a ball
With my left hand, blindfolded
And look just like Vince.

MikeInNorman
10/4/2005, 01:42 PM
Texas Bite, Texas
Bite, Texas jump up and Bite
My ***. Now, repeat.

(old, but gold)

charlestonsooner
10/4/2005, 02:45 PM
.


Stupid oblong ball!
Fumbles loses it again.
Teary eyed Clapper.


That is great!!!!!!

charlestonsooner
10/4/2005, 02:47 PM
In Charleston I sit
Cannot hear poor ol Mack cry
Damn you Bobby DIE!

In Through The Out Door
10/4/2005, 03:03 PM
Rufus on the field;
A sideline to sideline beast.
Mack Brown cries again.

soonerboy_odanorth
10/4/2005, 03:06 PM
Stoops underrated.
'Horn fans arrive in second.
Leave after the third.

Herr Scholz
10/4/2005, 03:19 PM
Bomar is cocky
Will be hit numerous times
And cough up the ball

Stoops will act badly
Toward the refs whom he blames
For his team's mistakes

Sooner fans will leave
In the early 4th quarter
Horn fans will rejoice

OKC-SLC
10/4/2005, 03:21 PM
'Horns will disappoint
Herr, A.T.H., and Hook.
They will drink a lot.

OKC-SLC
10/4/2005, 03:26 PM
Texas players worry.
Although they talk a big talk,
They are scared to sh*t.

In Through The Out Door
10/4/2005, 03:26 PM
When a monkey poops
It is often in the form
Of Mack Brown's gameplan.

OKC-SLC
10/4/2005, 03:35 PM
When a monkey poops
It is often in the form
Of Mack Brown's gameplan.
You must spread a whole lotta love around before giving it to In Through The Out Door again.

Jason White's Third Knee
10/4/2005, 04:19 PM
My Crimson and Cream
So much more beautiful than
****ing burnt orange.

Jason White's Third Knee
10/4/2005, 04:22 PM
It's so amazing
Sooners fans in huge numbers
Dwarf 'horns in Texas

cjames317
10/4/2005, 05:10 PM
According to horns,
Rhett fumbles when someone farts.
Don't sit on horns' side.

Bama/OU
10/4/2005, 05:35 PM
Horns Fans dot com melts,
Yet it is only Tuesday,
What a punk *** site.

MikeInNorman
10/4/2005, 05:50 PM
When question is asked:
"Been workin' on the railroad"?
Horns jump to their feet.

"March Grandioso":
T-E-X-A-S, my ***.
They do chicken right.

Texas fans' season is
made by win in Columbus.
Sort of like aggy.

Brons2
10/4/2005, 06:44 PM
According to horns,
Rhett fumbles when someone farts.
Don't sit on horns' side.

I don't care who you are, that right there is funny! :D

OUstud
10/4/2005, 07:22 PM
Fumbles McScramble
Prancing like a deer, he then
Throws balls to OU.

OKC-SLC
10/4/2005, 10:07 PM
Mack Brown a players' coach.
When recruiting player says
"Me love you long time."

Tear Down This Wall
10/5/2005, 08:52 AM
Early morning thought:
When Texas loses again,
DeLoss defends Mack.

OklahomaTuba
10/5/2005, 09:10 AM
sixty three - fourteen.
14-3, 35-24, 65-15.
twelve to nothing, texass sucks!

Herr Scholz
10/5/2005, 09:48 AM
Sooner fans are sure
Of another victory
Sadness soon to come

Your offensive line
Is still inexperienced
This will cause your loss

Peterson is hurt
While his ankle is gimpy
He will not prevail

Howzit
10/5/2005, 10:52 AM
Overconfidence.
The whorns are brimming with it.
I can't freakin' wait.

Herr Scholz
10/5/2005, 10:59 AM
If I were you guys
I would be confident too
But it's a new year

Where is Mark Clayton
I sure don't see Jason White
Jamaal Brown is gone

OU plays good D
But you won't be scoring much
Bomar can't win it

Howzit
10/5/2005, 11:55 AM
Inexperience.
Young talent growing each game.
Explodes Saturday.

Howzit
10/5/2005, 11:57 AM
Vince is dangerous.
He was dangerous last year.
Close, but no cigar.

MikeInNorman
10/5/2005, 01:17 PM
How can the Sooners
Win this year, without D J
To over-run plays?

Vince Young is six-five.
Unfortunately, his pass
Release is five-six.

Horns on the Caddy,
Starched shirt, pressed jeans, big buckle.
Tacky, thou art Horn.

Tear Down This Wall
10/5/2005, 01:19 PM
Even after lunch,
When my belly is quite full,
Texas still does suck.

OklahomaTuba
10/5/2005, 01:34 PM
Bevo is a steer,
Bevo is a queer steer,
Bevo has no balls.

cjames317
10/5/2005, 01:37 PM
SI said today,
"Mack Brown and Texas must win."
Or they never will?

buck
10/5/2005, 01:40 PM
Dusty Dvoracek
Slam Dunks Vince to Turf So Hard
See Doo Doo in Pants

Tear Down This Wall
10/5/2005, 01:42 PM
I'm never afraid
When Mack is on the sideline;
I'm a Sooner fan.

OklahomaTuba
10/5/2005, 01:42 PM
Maddog has man boobs,
Used for breast feeding whorns,
After loss to Sooners.

OKC-SLC
10/5/2005, 02:06 PM
Saran wrap on his azz,
Passes thrown to O.U. players,
Vince Young for Heisman?

buck
10/5/2005, 02:41 PM
Mack Has Corn Nut Teeth
Yes, Bar-B-Que Corn Nut Teeth
God, I Bet They Stink

RiddlerOK
10/5/2005, 03:08 PM
Chrissy lost game
Mack replaced Chrissy
Vince lost game

Mack sticks with Vince
Bomar rejoices
Stoops half a dozen up!

OKC-SLC
10/6/2005, 01:10 AM
ttt

silverwheels
10/6/2005, 01:28 AM
Why the see-through pants?
Fire equipment manager
Save our eyes from it

Floating through the air
No, wait, it's more like wobbling
Young's pass hits the turf

Vince glides sans effort
Running around with the ball
Until he fumbles

Mack's reassuring
He claps 'til his hands are red
Then slaps Vince Young's ***

Quel coincidence
The Horns' asses are red from
Another spanking

In comes Matt Nordgren
The Horns need something done right
Nope--another pick

Who's the shining star?
Why, it's that kid, Rhett Bomar
Horns get pwned again

MikeInNorman
10/6/2005, 08:14 AM
Here on SoonerFans
We have two (two!) haiku threads
The Horns have no chance

In Through The Out Door
10/6/2005, 08:29 AM
Adrian is back
Practicing with the Sooners;
Chizik wet his pants

MikeInNorman
10/6/2005, 02:59 PM
Mack's post game presser:
"Let me answer that for Vince"
plus ca change, plus c'est......

cjames317
10/6/2005, 05:09 PM
Royal and Switzer
talking. Again, we hear "Who's
sumbitch with Switzer?"

datsRight
10/6/2005, 07:11 PM
ohh... I missed this more recent haiku thread.

horns lose number 6
that must hurt like a mother
roll on floor laughing

horn homers write news
fans trashtalk more than normal
6 is the sweetest

vince cries on sidelines
horns call for macks head again
I will rub it in

texas stadium
named after an old sooner
man. that must suck bad

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/2/2006, 08:30 PM
Rick Rack, I hate Mack!
Because his teeth are yellow
That kid Colt sucks too.

OKC-SLC
10/2/2006, 08:50 PM
On like Donkey Kong,
the slowest week of the year.
Texas--suck my azz.

stoops the eternal pimp
10/2/2006, 10:06 PM
mack enjoys clapping
"Paul will not play quarterback"
says recruiting god

ouwasp
10/2/2006, 11:52 PM
Eyes of texas weep
Orange crowd exits early
Like past Octobers


Big Tex is witness
To another Sooner rout
He is sore ashamed

GreaterState
10/2/2006, 11:53 PM
I'm just glad someone brought this thread back from last year! Four pages of "shining star Rhett Bomar" just before being kidney punched!

Preening dirt burglars
got cocky again quickly.
De-cleating in store.

:texan:

OKC-SLC
10/3/2006, 12:01 AM
If I were a whorn
I'd shoot myself in the face
Every single day.

the_ouskull
10/3/2006, 12:04 AM
No more Vince with 50.
Mack's I-Pod and Play Book
Both empty again.

05 Memory.
06 reality is,
No Vince, No Mack Win.

Colt only the answer,
if the question asked is
who loses to O.U.?

U.T. players here.
Hide your good marijuana.
Sincerely, Dallas, Texas.

Mack without Vince is
like Kyle S. without Chrissy-poo:
Screwed, dude. Tattooed. Boomer Sooner.

That's enough for now. My brain hurts. I'll come up with some more before the game.

the_ouskull

the_ouskull
10/3/2006, 12:05 AM
If I were a whorn
I'd shoot myself in the face
Every single day.

If you were a Whorn,
myself and GDC would
also shoot you a lot.

the_ouskull

SoonerBorn68
10/3/2006, 03:49 AM
Tuck Fexas I say
Tuck Fexas, Mack, and the rest
All whorns are the succ.

Desert Sapper
10/3/2006, 04:44 AM
Colt likes Reggie Smith
Looks like another pick six
Thanks for the gift, son

Red River Rivals
Colliding in the Cotton
Only One OU

Sooner Schooner Wheel
Rolls Over Colt McCoy's Head
Touchdown OU D

GreaterState
10/3/2006, 04:58 AM
Of course real haiku is supposed to do with nature...


Tumbleweeds roll through
OU side of Cotton Bowl.
Time? Mid-third quarter.

:texan:

AlbqSooner
10/3/2006, 06:33 AM
Texas State Fair Rains
Actually Whorn Fan Tears
Sooners Smile Yet Again

Ash
10/3/2006, 10:57 AM
The eyes of Texas
Bleary, teary, wonder "Why?!?"
Peterson, biznatch

Tear Down This Wall
10/3/2006, 11:33 AM
Uncle Rico's gone,
Marijuana Mack remains;
New win streak begins.

Dr. Jelly Finger
10/3/2006, 11:36 AM
Horn Pickle Puffers
Taking one in the starfish
Unlimited suck

To all of the Horns
Have you met my dear good friend
Heywood Jablowme

TUSooner
10/3/2006, 11:37 AM
Q B Colt McCoy
says “must act brave, show no fear”
then soils his pampers

Tear Down This Wall
10/3/2006, 11:41 AM
Run, Adrian, Run!
Mash the Longhorns to a pulp,
then silently fart.

OUMallen
10/3/2006, 12:09 PM
It's the pizza kid!
Wait, you're in college now, son?
Texas QB??? HAR!

"I'm a college kid!"
Colt sobbed into his pillow
Colt is scared of dark

Crimson and pitch black
Avalanching down the field
FIRE IN THE HOLE!

Like a bowling ball
Peterson is bored with this
smashing of his foes

CincySooner
10/3/2006, 01:57 PM
saxeT punts again
Reggie says: "hey, I'll take that"
TOUCHDOWN Oklahoma!!

Paul avoids the rush
Kelly over the middle,
TOUCHDOWN Oklahoma!!

Colt starting to wilt
Throws up a duck to Rufus,
TOUCHDOWN Oklahoma!!

AD finds a hole
and seventy yards later,
TOUCHDOWN Oklahoma!!

EDIT: Not true Haikus, but the words "touchdown oklahoma" cannot be constrained by the rules of poetry

OKC-SLC
10/3/2006, 02:02 PM
Mack and Greg create
offense gameplan for texas--
Texas fans nervous.

GreaterState
10/3/2006, 02:54 PM
RRS streak like
horse, OU will find; it sucks
staring at wrong end.

:texan:

OUstud
10/3/2006, 02:59 PM
GreaterState, be gone
Do not ever come back here
Warmly, Soonerfans

Mack plus Vince equals
No need to coach, but Mack plus
Colt? Another loss.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/3/2006, 03:17 PM
"Burnt orange makes me puke,"
The great Brian Bosworth said.
Their "streak" stops at one.

GreaterState
10/3/2006, 03:37 PM
"Burnt orange makes me puke,"
The great Brian Bosworth said.
Their "streak" stops at one.


Bosworth's ailing gut
Can't be 'cause of Horn colors ... ?
Gotta be the roids.

http://i.timeinc.net/subs2/images/si/sistore/products/1987/0105_mid.jpg

Ash
10/3/2006, 03:42 PM
Even ghey whorn trolls
Can't ruin the haiku thread
Where is the roach spray?

GreaterState
10/3/2006, 03:52 PM
True, the thread's classic.
Bumped smack fresh reminder of
Ungodly beatdown.

cjames317
10/3/2006, 03:59 PM
Historically,
Bob's OU teams do prevail
after a bye week.

"History shows us,
throw records out the window,"
says sMack, while clapping.

Tear Down This Wall
10/3/2006, 04:11 PM
OU in Dallas,
Mack assumes the position
and loses again.

MRNOTDUCKS
10/3/2006, 04:15 PM
Mack Brown claps and spits,
"I'll answer that one for Colt."
Touchdown Jesus gone.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/3/2006, 04:50 PM
True, the thread's classic.
Bumped smack fresh reminder of
Ungodly beatdown.

Hook 'em quickly forget
They may have won in '05,
But Bob Stoops owns :mack:

OKC-SLC
10/3/2006, 08:29 PM
Texas last season:
Every blind squirrel finds a nut
every now and then.

GreaterState
10/4/2006, 11:17 AM
Ode to Paul, '06:
It's hard to be the ninja
from flat on your back.

:texan:

IB4OU2
10/4/2006, 11:25 AM
Poor ole Mack
no Young Back
just herpes sore....

Tear Down This Wall
10/4/2006, 11:57 AM
Joe C. bends over,
and gives Longhorn fans our seats;
Joe is secret 'Horn.

MikeInNorman
10/4/2006, 12:19 PM
The Clapper is back!
Let me answer that for Colt.
Welcome back, Mack Brown.

MikeInNorman
10/4/2006, 12:20 PM
It's all about the
Money money money, man.
Again, Joe sells out.

cjames317
10/4/2006, 12:36 PM
Horns in south end zone?
What next? Night games? Home and home?
Don't matter, we'll win.

GreaterState
10/5/2006, 02:52 PM
Evergreen Mad Lib:
It's (insert date and time here)
and OU *STILL SUCKS*

:mack:

Ash
10/5/2006, 03:21 PM
Texans are arrogant
They think the game is already won
Turd orange tears flow

stoops the eternal pimp
10/5/2006, 03:27 PM
constipation sets
mack holds on to it tightly
reminences of vince

Herr Scholz
10/5/2006, 03:30 PM
Peterson leaves the
Cotton Bowl with no TDs
against UT e'er

silverwheels
10/5/2006, 03:32 PM
Just like Fear Factor
Colt will be eating some ****
When he's on the ground

28 runs wild
It's All mother****in' Day
Bend over, bitches

Soaring through the air
Thompson is lighting up the sky
Malcolm Kelly shines

Herr Scholz
10/5/2006, 03:32 PM
Bob is not so good
Neither is Brent the DC
With no Mike around

Herr Scholz
10/5/2006, 03:34 PM
AP leaves this game
heading for the upper league
scared of Bob's gameplan

GreaterState
10/5/2006, 03:35 PM
It's that time again??
Deja vu; Sooners, book tix
for San Diego.

Herr Scholz
10/5/2006, 03:35 PM
Thompson gets his shot
Won't go into history
as an OU great

Ash
10/5/2006, 03:36 PM
BV is no good?
Davis will still sh*t himself
Colt will pay the price

stoops the eternal pimp
10/5/2006, 03:36 PM
No Mike Stoops around
texas cant score in o'four
first time since baylor

Herr Scholz
10/5/2006, 03:37 PM
Brent Vulnerable
Looks like a deer in headlights
during the big games

sooneron
10/5/2006, 03:38 PM
Colt will not last long
for the perilous Rufus
always motoring

Herr Scholz
10/5/2006, 03:39 PM
Where's the OU D?
Supposedly they were good
Can't really tackle

sooneron
10/5/2006, 03:39 PM
Greg davis clueless
Vince has left for the titans
try again next year

silverwheels
10/5/2006, 03:40 PM
Half orange, half crimson
The Cotton Bowl awaits us
Is it gameday yet?

sooneron
10/5/2006, 03:41 PM
Whorns sleep well at night
knowing full well that life's good
whilst spooning teammates

Ash
10/5/2006, 03:42 PM
AP leaves this game
heading for the upper league
scared of Bob's gameplan

Who is this AP?
What league is he going to?
Why's he scared of Bob?

:texan:

Herr Scholz
10/5/2006, 03:42 PM
Jamaal will remind
of 80 yards up the gut
No Sooners in frame

sooneron
10/5/2006, 03:43 PM
The safeties will bite
on Paul's play action passing
then pillows later

Herr Scholz
10/5/2006, 03:44 PM
AP bangs his head
all day continually
against UT's front

sooneron
10/5/2006, 03:45 PM
Jamaal's 80 yards
quite a stupendous sighting
good holding downfield

Herr Scholz
10/5/2006, 03:46 PM
Thompson tosses ducks
When faced with constant pressure
Like this Saturday

sooneron
10/5/2006, 03:46 PM
Herr Scholz's wife sad
He's never around for her
alas she's a beard

Herr Scholz
10/5/2006, 03:47 PM
Sooners bitch and moan
all about ref's screwing them
win or lose always

silverwheels
10/5/2006, 03:47 PM
Around the corner
Jamaal hits the edge, then BOOM!
Crowd is chanting "RUUUUUUUUF!"

Hand off, pass to flats
Greg Davis has Vince no more
So predictable

Hand off, pass to flats
Marcus Walker gets a pick
Good job, Davis...not

GreaterState
10/5/2006, 03:48 PM
Jamaal's 80 yards
quite a stupendous sighting
good holding downfield


Aha! There's the whine
About refs OU getting
Known for. (Cheese there, too)

Herr Scholz
10/5/2006, 03:48 PM
Sooneron beaten
Must resort to childish taunts
Knows his team will lose

sooneron
10/5/2006, 03:49 PM
Whorns love his clapping
his warbly speech through beige teeth
hugs for everyone

Herr Scholz
10/5/2006, 03:50 PM
AP is playing
For new Lexus since his old
lease has now expired

sooneron
10/5/2006, 03:51 PM
Sooneron knows truth
childish taunts are fun if true
truth will set you free

sooneron
10/5/2006, 03:53 PM
Sooneron truck shopped
salesman offered truck for week
'ron don't play football

Herr Scholz
10/5/2006, 03:53 PM
Sooneron's wife knows
Herr Scholz plays for heteros
He shows her often

Herr Scholz
10/5/2006, 03:54 PM
Sooner cars for free?
Standard business practice?
Most BS ever.

sooneron
10/5/2006, 03:55 PM
Open field holding
blatantly clear on tv
7 yards past the line

Herr Scholz
10/5/2006, 03:56 PM
Sooner OL holds
On every single play
OU hypocrite

sooneron
10/5/2006, 03:57 PM
Every line holds
on every single play
bad when way downfield

Herr Scholz
10/5/2006, 03:58 PM
Cry more OU boy
Send me more profane PMs
Your BP is UP! :D

sooneron
10/5/2006, 03:58 PM
Scholz's wife easy
just like his mommy was too
no gagging reflex

:D

Ash
10/5/2006, 03:59 PM
Classless whorns win/lose
Clueless whorns, can't name players
Sackless whorns will quit

Herr Scholz
10/5/2006, 04:00 PM
Can't be too clever
When your face is red there, son
Might need to relax. :D

sooneron
10/5/2006, 04:00 PM
That is called respek
thou littlest of phucktards
Find a whorn board

Herr Scholz
10/5/2006, 04:01 PM
Bring back Dan Cody
To openly quit gametime
Beg for clock to end :D

Ash
10/5/2006, 04:02 PM
Aha! There's the whine
About refs OU getting
Known for. (Cheese there, too)

This doesn't make sense
Even as haiku, it sucks
Stop while you're ahead

sooneron
10/5/2006, 04:02 PM
Face is fine although
Crimson beats *** **** orange
BP 109

Herr Scholz
10/5/2006, 04:03 PM
Must now leave you all
To attend pre-game party
And drive to Dallas

sooneron
10/5/2006, 04:05 PM
eh, that one sucketh
I shall try to work on prose
for victory's sake

cjames317
10/5/2006, 04:21 PM
Haiku dialogue,
clever and interesting,
but don't you guys work?

OKC-SLC
10/5/2006, 04:23 PM
The safeties will bite
on Paul's play action passing
then pillows later
You must spread some spek
around 'fore giving it to
sooneron again.

Ash
10/5/2006, 04:24 PM
I don't have a job
Public library computer
collect cans for cash

sooneron
10/5/2006, 04:26 PM
You must spread some spek
around 'fore giving it to
sooneron again.
Greatness on your part
I bow down to slc
Spek will soon follow

OKC-SLC
10/5/2006, 04:27 PM
Must now leave you all
To attend pre-game party
And drive to Dallas
By "pre-game party",
he means "Longwhorn suck-a-thon"
Herr, the 'streak' is done.

sooneron
10/5/2006, 04:28 PM
Haiku dialogue
can be fun and frustrating
freelance jobs do rule

cjames317
10/5/2006, 04:33 PM
A bunch of freakin'
Yoda sound-alikes we are.
Sucks texas, it does.

RedStorm
10/5/2006, 05:02 PM
You can get a good look at a bull's *** by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take the Longhorns word for it instead?!?:D

opksooner
10/5/2006, 09:52 PM
The only problem
with haiku is that you just
get started and then......

XUS-KCAM
10/5/2006, 09:58 PM
I think that
"Mack" is latin for
a sheeps vagina

opksooner
10/5/2006, 10:00 PM
Limp horns talkin' trash
As if their fate favored them
What awaits, a shock!

SoonerBorn68
10/6/2006, 06:01 AM
Whorns a onepeater
Mack is lost without Vince Young
Another thirty five years

OhYouSooner
10/6/2006, 08:42 AM
:texan: Iv'e heard that taking up an offering down in Austin...
Balls for Bevo.:eek:
Anyone?

momark
10/6/2006, 09:31 AM
mcscrambles
mcfumbles
mctaxas
mcgrumbles
while soonerfans laugh
mctexas
mccrumbles

cjames317
10/6/2006, 10:09 AM
Ring! "Vince, how are you?"
I'm sorry you went pro too."
"Pray for us," sMack weeps.

cjames317
10/6/2006, 11:31 AM
Hard to concentrate...
overwhelming urge to drive
too fast to Dallas.

GreaterState
10/6/2006, 05:13 PM
Welcome, OU, to
Conference play. No Pac-10
Pansies over here. ;)

OklaPony
10/7/2006, 07:43 AM
Gameday has arrived
Sooners seeking Schlonghorn blood
Crimson rules the day