My Hands Smell Like........

[Mjcpr]

.....balloons and I have no idea why. :confused:

I'll keep you updated as the situation develops.

[Jimminy Crimson]

TMI!

[Fugue]

.....balloons and I have no idea why. :confused:

I'll keep you updated as the situation develops.

those aren't balloons, men use those so i understand the confusion. :texan:

[Howzit]

It's the latex manties.

[DCSooner]

.....balloons and I have no idea why. :confused:

I'll keep you updated as the situation develops.
prolly because you are a professional clown. Duh.

[OUDoc]

Self-prostate exam time again, Pat?

[DCSooner]

Heh. I bet OUDoc always has this problem. I personally like the smell of balloons. In fact, it's why I was kicked out of med school.

[DCSooner]

My friend always smells like ballons, but then again, he is a drug mule.

[OUDoc]

Inflatable girlfriends will do that to you, so I'm told.

[Mjcpr]

These theories, they're horrible.

[Sooner_Bob]

These theories, they're horrible.


but expected right?

[OUDoc]

And not too far off, I'd bet.

[BoogercountySooner]

If your hands smell like Hamsters tommorrow I will be worried! ;)

[achiro]

If your hands smell like Hamsters tommorrow I will be worried! ;)
or ***

[OUDoc]

What was the mystery smell?

[fadada1]

i hear that's a sign of royalty on some small micronesian islands.

[Mjcpr]

What was the mystery smell?
I don't know, that what makes it a mystery. Just smelled like balloons...you know what I'm talking about.

Today: soap. Pretty normal thus far.

[OUDoc]

Today: soap. Pretty normal thus far.
And today?

[Mjcpr]

And today?
Right now? A Taco Mayo soft taco.

I forgot to check this morning though.

[crawfish]

It's probably better than what they would've smelled like had you NOT worn rubber gloves. :D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Right now? A Taco Mayo soft taco.

My cat wants to talk to you...

[Mjcpr]

My cat wants to talk to you...
I'll bet it does.

[OUDoc]

My cat wants to talk to you...
:eek:

Family board, guys.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I really am gonna post a pic of him tearing into a taco.

It's a moral imperative at this point...

[sanantoniosooner]

My wifes cat talked but the doctor fixed it.

[silverwheels]

I really am gonna post a pic of him tearing into a taco.

:eek:

:D

:confused:

:(

:texan:

[OUDoc]

So much potential.

How's the hands today, Mjcpr?

[Harry Beanbag]

Damn, I can't believe I missed this the first few times around.

[OUDoc]

I think you might want to get that checked out.

[Mjcpr]

I started to resurrect this thing the other day...I chopped up some onions and shallots on Sunday. My hands have smelled like them since then until about yesterday. It happens every time.....garlic too. I think I have some kind of special garlic/onion skin.

[Harry Beanbag]

I started to resurrect this thing the other day...I chopped up some onions and shallots on Sunday. My hands have smelled like them since then until about yesterday. It happens every time.....garlic too. I think I have some kind of special garlic/onion skin.


Hold a stainless steel fork in your smelly hand under running cold water. That should help, but I have no idea why.

[Mjcpr]

Hold a stainless steel fork in your smelly hand under running cold water. That should help, but I have no idea why.

Wa-ter??? :confused:

[Harry Beanbag]

I know, it doesn't make any sense, but it actually does work. :confused:

[proud gonzo]

they sell thingies made of metal to get smells off your hands. i got one for christmas. I think it's called an "odor steeler" (har har)
I haven't chopped any onions or garlic since I got it, but chances are I'll probably cook tonight or tomorrow... I'll try it out and post my review

[OUDoc]

they sell thingies made of metal to get smells off your hands. i got one for christmas. I think it's called an "odor steeler"
They ought to build locker rooms out of the stuff.

[Beef]

they sell thingies made of metal to get smells off your hands. i got one for christmas. I think it's called an "odor steeler" (har har)
I haven't chopped any onions or garlic since I got it, but chances are I'll probably cook tonight or tomorrow... I'll try it out and post my review
What time should we be over for dinner?

[Mjcpr]

When I came home from playing golf, it smelled like vinegar in here. Maybe Mrs Mj cleaned the coffee pot? You're supposed to do that, yanno.

The boy used to call vinegar......vigenar. So around here, we always say vigenar. Funny, huh?

Maybe I just have hyper-sensitive olfactory glands.....or whatever.

[GottaHavePride]

I really am gonna post a pic of him tearing into a taco.

It's a moral imperative at this point...
Wait a minute.... WHERE'S OUR FUNNY CAT PIC?

[Mjcpr]

Wait a minute.... WHERE'S OUR FUNNY CAT PIC?

Speaking of cats and common household solutions, give one a whiff of ammonia. They love it.

[Big Red Ron]

.....balloons and I have no idea why. :confused:

I'll keep you updated as the situation develops.You sure they don't smell like KY?
http://e-skunk.com/coach2.jpg

[Big Red Ron]

You sure they don't smell like KY?
http://e-skunk.com/coach2.jpg

[Mjcpr]

You sure they don't smell like KY?
http://e-skunk.com/coach2.jpg

I don't know what KY smells like. Tell me more.

:confused:

[Big Red Ron]

I don't know what KY smells like. Tell me more.

:confused:I dunno. Ask the USC defense, they're the ones that said VY was "Lubricating his skin" to keep from being easily tackled.

[Mjcpr]

Apparently, we have a spray bottle with vinegar in it that Mrs Mj uses for cleaning. I guess that bottle broke and vinegar went everywhere....that's what I was smelling.

In other words, my olfactory glands are still 100% accurate.

[Big Red Ron]

In other words, my olfactory glands are still 100% accurate.'Cept viNigra doesn't smell like balloons. ;)