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Gandalf_The_Grey
9/18/2005, 08:52 PM
And I was realizing all sorts of things I would have never thought of before now.











I would like to take a shot at analyzing some things and you guys tell me what you think? Allright

http://www.freemobilefun.net/wallp/128_128/sports/upside-down-longhorn.jpg

Let's look at this symbol, at first glance it is the dreaded cow of Austin but let's look deeper. First of all, the two horns I believe are symbolic, they are phallic at nature. They are bonded and symmetrical. I believe this shows that this symbol is one of the bonding of Males, a sort of Homosexual marriage ritual symbol.

http://geosciences.ou.edu/logos/OU/OU-400.gif

Now look at this symbol. Look at the O. It is enclosed and I believe this is symbolic of the divinity of women showing. It is symbolic of the women's womb. The U represents males, and notice how it interlocks with the O showing the divinity of the marriage between the male and female. This is definetly a powerful heterosexual image.

Does anyone see anything :) :eek:

dolemitesooner
9/18/2005, 08:58 PM
yeah i see some spek coming your way

Gandalf_The_Grey
5/13/2006, 11:37 PM
With the Da Vinci Code coming back, this needs to be brought back as a remembrance!

dolemitesooner
5/13/2006, 11:40 PM
wow...I think think you are a ****ing genius

47straight
5/14/2006, 01:31 AM
Only problem is that the longhorn symbol also closely resembles a clinical drawing of a uterus and tubes.

Observe:
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/5397/utstank1ul.gif (http://imageshack.us)

I also think that the idolization of a longhorn steer, and in that particular shade, closely resembles the ancient worship of a golden calf, explicitly verboten by some commandment or something like that.

Observe:
http://www.mentalblog.com/filedepot/golden-calf.jpg

So my conclusion is that they are really a bunch of pussies and godless heathens.

Flagstaffsooner
5/14/2006, 02:16 AM
Methinks football season should get here quick so people will quit posting horse-****.

olevetonahill
5/14/2006, 02:40 AM
Methinks football season should get here quick so people will quit posting horse-****.
We as Sooner Fans can post all the horse **** we want
Its the :texan: Bull **** I cant handle :cool: