i OWN THE FRONT PAGE OF THE S.O

[dolemitesooner]

IF YOU POST I WILL CRUTCH YUOU BEONCYES

[OUinFLA]

bOrEd ToDaY dOlEmItE?

[yermom]

he doesn't own but Jack and ****

and Jack left town

[dolemitesooner]

YERMOM DONT OWN S*** E COCKA

[dolemitesooner]

i PONE ALL NOOBS AND NOOBEITES

[proud gonzo]

hehe

[dolemitesooner]

hehe
:cool:

[dolemitesooner]

dONT TOUCH MY FRONT PAGE I WILL WRECK ALL YOU NOOOBS


boom head shot

[dolemitesooner]

I dare someone to challenge my postting of nothing ness powr


mhhhhahahhahahahaha

[dolemitesooner]

I wonder how manyu postr i hav etoday

[proud gonzo]

A LOT

[dolemitesooner]

this aint nothing

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Heeheehehehehe...

[proud gonzo]

NOT ANYMo/RE bePWNce!!

[silverwheels]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v671/TheAdamCK/omfgyay.jpg

[Al Gore]

dolemite....what is a biznacho?

[dolemitesooner]

dolemite....what is a biznacho?
a beonytch

[Al Gore]

I need a dolemite translator.....

[olevetonahill]

dOLemiTE aint GoTsHAt On an AzZhole :cool:

[dolemitesooner]

dOLemiTE aint GoTsHAt On an AzZhole :cool:
:confused:

[olevetonahill]

:confused:
Knew it would confuse you :)
Love ya anyway :cool:

[dolemitesooner]

Knew it would confuse you :)
Love ya anyway :cool:
cool..have some spek

[olevetonahill]

cool..have some spek
Sides it kept this thread up top LOL ;)
Oh and thanks :)

[Al Gore]

Dolemite...nice jersey...

[dolemitesooner]

aND DONT FORGET IT i PAWNZ ALL SONNERFAN NOOB BoenCYes

[proud gonzo]

no you don't beyonche!

[yermom]

he doesn't own but Jack and ****

and Jack left town

i stand by this

[dolemitesooner]

no you don't beyonche!
bring it negger

[BoogercountySooner]

I scoff at your young Arse!! :D :D

[dolemitesooner]

I scoff at your young Arse!! :D :D
:(

[proud gonzo]

bring it negger
*sigh* I would but i have band sectionals.


f-ing wind symphony... :mad:

[dolemitesooner]

*sigh* I would but i have band sectionals.


f-ing wind symphony... :mad:
i own you

[dolemitesooner]

Has anyone ever done this?

[49r]

You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him.

[dolemitesooner]

no no you cant

[proud gonzo]

hah

[dolemitesooner]

again

[proud gonzo]

no you don't, beyonce.

[dolemitesooner]

no you don't, beyonce.
:mack: :mack: :mack: :mack: :mack:

[proud gonzo]

:P

[dolemitesooner]

Don't test me woman

[proud gonzo]

don't call me woman, *********

[dolemitesooner]

don't call me woman, *********
:(

[proud gonzo]

:P

[BoogercountySooner]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/arkiejeff/cornfield.jpg :D :D

[dolemitesooner]

stiill..ahaha beoncyes

[yermom]

what? a douchbag?

[dolemitesooner]

what? a douchbag?
:confused:

[yermom]

you're still a douchbag ;)

[dolemitesooner]

you're still a douchbag ;)
no but i use one on your mother

[dolemitesooner]

WEIRD ...i JUST DONT WANT TO POST

[Scott D]

the english language thanks you.

[dolemitesooner]

the english language thanks you.
**** YOU BOENCYE............i BLAM MY SMAL PENIS:eek:

[Scott D]

ok Howard Stern :D

[Jimminy Crimson]

Back from whorn land, doleo?

[dolemitesooner]

Back from whorn land, doleo?
YEP:D

[dolemitesooner]

Is it just me or does every female in austin have huge "freinds". I thought about staying ...THEN i came back

[OUinFLA]

Doleo, I have missed your posts.
Since you have been inactive, the posts on SO have been just too easy to read and understand.
If it wern't for Mjcpr making monumentl mistakes this place might border on bland.
I need a challenge in my life.

StArt poStinG AGinn!

[dolemitesooner]

done

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Yeah it is pretty lame at times without you PWNNG!1!#@@!!!!!!! some fools

[Jimminy Crimson]

Is it just me or does every female in austin have huge "freinds". I thought about staying ...THEN i came back

You mean ( . Y . ) that kind of friends? :texan:

[dolemitesooner]

****zzz ...I just get on here and I fi atart posting I cant get away ...and IF SOME ZZ ****ES ME OF THEN HELL i MIGHTZ AS WELL DROP ALL PLANS

[dolemitesooner]

You mean ( . Y . ) that kind of friends? :texan: NO NOT QUITE THIS KIND OF FREINDS( . Y . )

[Jimminy Crimson]

NO NOT QUITE THIS KIND OF FREINDS( . Y . )

That kind of friend is worth traveling for! :D

[pb4ou]

I need a Dolemite/English Dictionary

[dolemitesooner]

That kind of friend is worth traveling for! :D
wORDS CANT DESCRIBE:O

[dolemitesooner]

I need a Dolemite/English Dictionary
STFU NOOB BEONCYE MOTHER CRACKER

[picasso]

wORDS CANT DESCRIBE:O
no yours can't.

[OUinFLA]

****zzz ...I just get on here and I fi atart posting I cant get away ...and IF SOME ZZ ****ES ME OF THEN HELL i MIGHTZ AS WELL DROP ALL PLANS

Im up for the challenge. I'll interpret this for y'all in a couple of days after I get it figured out.

[pb4ou]

heh

[dolemitesooner]

Im up for the challenge. I'll interpret this for y'all in a couple of days after I get it figured out.
yOU BETTER BRING FREINDS

[Jimminy Crimson]

you in for the tailgate, cracker?

[OUinFLA]

I need a Dolemite/English Dictionary

It's a dynamic work in progress.

[dolemitesooner]

no yours can't.
i WILL KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR DINNER.....WERY WEY ast like while i chew on my owe waffles ...would that freak you out or do i need to BRINg out the bannana

[dolemitesooner]

you in for the tailgate, cracker?
What tailgate? during football yes of coarse?

[OUinFLA]

News flash:
Norman grocery stores report recent increase in beer sales.

[dolemitesooner]

**** ...drink fool I can can pull this of sovber. Have you ever seen me drunk ....or anyone here?

[picasso]

i WILL KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR DINNER.....WERY WEY ast like while i chew on my owe waffles ...would that freak you out or do i need to BRINg out the bannana
I'm sure if you could reach the banana you'd never leave the house.

[Jimminy Crimson]

What tailgate? during football yes of coarse?

This saturday. Spring game. 10am at the same spot.

[dolemitesooner]

I'm sure if you could reach the banana you'd never leave the house.
i DONT HAVE A BANNAA ACUALTY BUT i BUT THEM AND EAT THEM FRIQUNETLY

[dolemitesooner]

This saturday. Spring game. 10am at the same spot.
DEPENDS

[picasso]

well I'm sure the Doleo potassium level is even with the herb.

[dolemitesooner]

well I'm sure the Doleo potassium level is even with the herb.
HERB?

[Jimminy Crimson]

DEPENDS

like the adult diaper things? WTF. show up!

[picasso]

http://digilander.libero.it/BananaRoby/images/Etichette%20Banane/Banane%20C_F/D005-17%20-%20Dole%20-%20C.gif

[dolemitesooner]

I need lots of green spek witch you will receive in reaturn for you kindness. All red spekers will recive eqeal red befroe i doe because you will be put in my notebook of bad spekker.

So let the love fest commonece
small waring label
I fi dont spek you dont worrry I will gt to you beacsue if I recaive lots of green I will be sleeping but I will get you tommorw

[dolemitesooner]

like the adult diaper things? WTF. show up!
**** you aint my daddy

[dolemitesooner]

http://digilander.libero.it/BananaRoby/images/Etichette%20Banane/Banane%20C_F/D005-17%20-%20Dole%20-%20C.gif
Yeah what about it

[picasso]

Yeah what about it
they're small and always outta season.

[dolemitesooner]

Yeah so I have a smal penis what about it ok enough man .. I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH

[picasso]

Yeah so I have a smal penis what about it ok enough man .. I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH
ain't the size of the club man, it's how far you can hit it.

[dolemitesooner]

Come on people i need sleep

[dolemitesooner]

ain't the size of the club man, it's how far you can hit it.
Ohh trust me the size matters here lets have a little testhttp://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1285400#post1285400

[picasso]

Ohh trust me the size matters here lets have a little testhttp://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1285400#post1285400
I was just trying to help.

have you tried wearing a sock?

[dolemitesooner]

I was just trying to help.

have you tried wearing a sock?
HMMM...NO?:O

[picasso]

tight pants and half rolled up tube sock my man.

got me through high school.

[dolemitesooner]

tight pants and half rolled up tube sock my man.

got me through high school.
bUT IT DOES NOT HELP ME WHEN i PULL MY PANTS OFF

[Jimminy Crimson]

bUT IT DOES NOT HELP ME WHEN i PULL MY PANTS OFF

The lights will be off and the beyonce will be drunk.

It don't matter! :cool:

[ChickSoonerFan]

I would say you are back as a poster....no longer a lurker, that was a lot of posts in a short time.

:D

[dolemitesooner]

The lights will be off and the beyonce will be drunk.

It don't matter! :cool:
WOW :eek:

[dolemitesooner]

I would say you are back as a poster....no longer a lurker, that was a lot of posts in a short time.

:D
i WORK IN SPURTS...thwen I fade away in silence

[SicEmBaylor]

Dolemite is a man of his word.

[dolemitesooner]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SicEmBaylor again.

[Jimminy Crimson]

dole is jive, yo

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

He gave me Some Sweet Spek Music!!

[PhxSooner]

He even spekked a lurker like myself. Man of his word, indeed!;)

[OUTromBoNado]

There are so many potential signatures in this thread. I don't know which one to choose.

[yermom]

i'm not sure what "BLAM" means, but it sounds painful

[Okla-homey]

waddup foo?

Good to have you back.

[Soonerbabeinbama]

Hey Doleo - I found another case of CDs in the road yesterday - for real!! You interested? I've never heard of the CDs - so I figured it was probably the kind of music you like!!!!;)

[OUinFLA]

bUT IT DOES NOT HELP ME WHEN i PULL MY PANTS OFF


there's a sight I don't think my eyes could survive.

in fact, I'm not sure my mind is going to survive the thought.

[Osce0la]

The f'in no0b finally gets to witness the infamous dolemite...

:eek:

[Penguin]

He gave me spek. He gave it good, too. He must be a professional.

[GDC]

Because Thunder is gone? Bri is back? I give up. Why are you lurking?

[yermom]

i don't know if he knows about Thundar

[dolemitesooner]

wHAT HAPPEN TO THUNDAR

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Where you been Pimp Cocktail?

[dolemitesooner]

wtf is PIMP COCKTAIL?

tRAVELING WORKING AND ****TZZZ...YOU KNOW DOIN THE LADIES

[dolemitesooner]

GETTING THE ONES I MISS BACK NOW

[GDC]

wHAT HAPPEN TO THUNDAR

Thunder has become the board's christ-like messianic figure who sacrificed himself in order to usher in a new age of peace, tranquility, and love.

[Scott D]

Thunder has become the board's christ-like messianic figure who sacrificed himself in order to usher in a new age of peace, tranquility, and love.

I have to spek this one....best joke I've heard all day ;)

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Thunder has become the board's christ-like messianic figure who sacrificed himself in order to usher in a new age of peace, tranquility, and love.

Yeah...he sacrificed himself to the turd Gods...:mack:

[GottaHavePride]

Indeed, dol3mitE is a man of his word.

[crawfish]

GETTING THE ONES I MISS BACK NOW

:mad:

You're still mad at me for leaving early back in October, aren't you?

:mad:

[BeetDigger]

Dolemite is a man of his word.


Not. :mad:

[XingTheRubicon]

I'll take some red if that's OK

[Al Gore]

Sleep Spek Baby.......See you Saturday....

[BajaOklahoma]

Doleo is a man of his word. And nice to old ladies.

[BillyBall]

Not. :mad:
mismo

[BoogercountySooner]

He lies about spek like your ugly aunt lied about you being cute when she squeezed your cheek!

[Mixer!]

Dolemite is a man of his word, and an all-around good sport.

[dolemitesooner]

Ok guys Now lets have another round ...tHIS IS A SPEK LOVE FEST AND i NEED SLEEP ..BIZNACHOS

[dolemitesooner]

AND i NEED TO PASS SILVERWHEELS

[sanantoniosooner]

doleo is the real dealio.

I got my spek back.

[dolemitesooner]

wHAT A GREAT FING GAME ....AND THE GUY WITH THE SKULLET WAS CALLASIC ...best game of the year. And borders kid got a ball I tried to mug him but the kid would not let go ....But thats ok I mugged a guy and an old ladie for a shirt thourn into the crowd

[dolemitesooner]

of coarse

[sanantoniosooner]

ewe sed it.

[proud gonzo]

thourn?

[dolemitesooner]

woman ...I will beoncye slap you

[dolemitesooner]

DEACON YOUR MOUTH BEONCYE!!!!!!!!#

[GottaHavePride]

have I mentioned how awesome it is having :dolemite: and bri back at the same time?

[GottaHavePride]

LOFL.

[dolemitesooner]

****TTZZZZZZZ........FOR YOU EEVN TO SAY HIS NAME AROUND MY ...i PITYY YOU FOOL



BRI i WANT YOUR ABABIELLS

[proud gonzo]

http://forums.autoweek.com/servlet/JiveServlet/download/31-25380-577189-26576/Dude%20WTF.gif

[GDC]

Doleo do as he say.

[GottaHavePride]

Hey, you and yermom want to hit Ted's again sometime?

[dolemitesooner]

YOUR ABOUT TO HIT 5000000 BE CARFUL

[dolemitesooner]

UMMM.ARE YOU ASKING ME OUT? dUDE I AM STRAIGHT i WILL ONLY HAVE CHILDREN WITH YOIUR SISTER,,,,,, i LIKE YOU AND ALL


ROFLMMFBHAO

[proud gonzo]

carful of what?

[GottaHavePride]

Heck no, I only ask out chicks way hotter than you.

[dolemitesooner]

tHAT HE DOES NOT WASTE THAT ****ZZ IN MY THREAD

[proud gonzo]

UMMM.ARE YOU ASKING ME OUT? dUDE I AM STRAIGHT i WILL ONLY HAVE CHILDREN WITH YOIUR SISTER,,,,,, i LIKE YOU AND ALL


ROFLMMFBHAO

the only way you're going to have children with me is if i happen to be in your vicinity when you kidnap some.

[dolemitesooner]

Heck no, I only ask out chicks way hotter than you.
iTS A DATE THEN

[GDC]

thanks

[dolemitesooner]

the only way you're going to have children with me is if i happen to be in your vicinity when you kidnap some.
i DONT KIDNAP....THEY LOVE THE CANDIE ...THEY CUM WILLING

[GottaHavePride]

dolemite and pg:

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/r/images/raising-arizona-1.jpg

[yermom]

i've been dying for Ted's lately

and i hope no one is "having children"

[proud gonzo]

some spelling typos you just can't comment on.

[GottaHavePride]

Awesome. We may have to put up with Iggy, though. Er, I mean, Iggy may want to join us.

[proud gonzo]

i've been dying for Ted's lately
sweet

[proud gonzo]

Awesome. We may have to put up with Iggy, though. Er, I mean, Iggy may want to join us.
watch it, you.... :mack:

[dolemitesooner]

I like iGGY

[GottaHavePride]

holy crap, the merge just made that even MORE confusing.

[proud gonzo]

jesus. i thought i had lost a thread somewhere.

[dolemitesooner]

WHO MEREGEED MY ****

[GDC]

wtf

[GottaHavePride]

I think I saw Norm with a coat hanger...

[proud gonzo]

oh, and dolemite is a "man" of his word. I'm supposed to tell everyone that. because he gave me spek like he promised. or something. but we're not really talking about that anymore...

[yermom]

yeah, this is ****ed

[dolemitesooner]

OK YOU WAIT TELL i SEE NORM

[dolemitesooner]

i KNOW WHETE YOU LIVE MOTHER CRACKER AND i WILL SLASH YOUR NEIGHBORS TIRES WITH A NOTE POINTING TO YOUR HOUSE...YEAH EAT SAURKRAUT

[dolemitesooner]

THUNDAR IS ME HERO

[GottaHavePride]

Actually none of the mods are online. Unless there's a stealth mod. Like Czar. ;)

[proud gonzo]

somebody fonged him.

[sanantoniosooner]

somebody fonged him.
PAIN..........THERE WAS LOTS OF PAIN!

[jccouger]

I love recieving spek

[proud gonzo]

I love recieving spek
hey, look--butt secks boy is back

[dolemitesooner]

what is butt secks

[sanantoniosooner]

what is butt secks
It's like cow-tipping for Austinites

[proud gonzo]

PAIN..........THERE WAS LOTS OF PAIN!
his intrails became his extrails

[dolemitesooner]

lets quit talking about thundar ok ....that will just get me in a bad mood ..that guy was so cool... ok no more

[proud gonzo]

lets quit talking about thundar ok ....that will just get me in a bad mood ..that guy was so cool... ok no more
you hated him. you're happy he's banned.


what is wrong with you?

[dolemitesooner]

its called sarcasim woman


GAWD

[sanantoniosooner]

http://www.celebrities-wallpapers.info/pics/desktops/alan_tudyk/alan_tudyk_001.jpg

[jccouger]

http://www.icqgreetings.com/luvpages/disbig.gif


hey, look--butt secks boy is back

Damn, I'm a legand.

[proud gonzo]

everyone should use the word "fong" more often

[sanantoniosooner]

Damn, I'm a legand.
Is a legand a person who performs it?

[dolemitesooner]

i AM A ****ING LEGAND

[GottaHavePride]

SoonerWill liked fongs. Or something.

[proud gonzo]

http://www.icqgreetings.com/luvpages/disbig.gif



Damn, I'm a legand.
next time i'll say "hey look, the butt secks legand is back"

[dolemitesooner]

i WOULD FONG WILL

[dolemitesooner]

next time i'll say "hey look, the butt secks legand is back"
THAT IS THE GAYEST BEAR i HAVE EVER SEEN ...ITS TIME FOR ALF

[jccouger]

next time i'll say "hey look, the butt secks legand is back"

That is all I ask.

[dolemitesooner]

http://gallery.elvado.de/albums/structure/USER-RELATED/insults/gay/g_a_y_thread.jpg

[bigdsooner]

i AM A ****ING LEGAND

yes you are. and a man of yer word.

[dolemitesooner]

i COULD NOT FIND ALF

[sanantoniosooner]

Too late to post it, and it's meaner than I'd like, but.....piece it in where you like

"His spirit is gone but his stench remains".......

[dolemitesooner]

oK BED TIME GIVE ME ALL YOUR GAWD DAMN SPEK

[sanantoniosooner]

i COULD NOT FIND ALF
http://www.ctgilles.net/images/pictars/alf.jpg

[bigdsooner]

oK BED TIME GIVE ME ALL YOUR GAWD DAMN SPEK


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to dolemitesooner again

[proud gonzo]

hehehe :D

[BoogercountySooner]

Senor Dolemite leaves spek for the needy! He is a swell speller and poster!:D :D

[IB4OU2]

Dol3mite is a men of his wrod and returns good spek when given!

[crawfish]

:mad:

You're still mad at me for leaving early back in October, aren't you?

:mad:

Alright. I should say, Dolemite is a man of his word...but it takes some prodding. :D

[BeetDigger]

Alright. I should say, Dolemite is a man of his word...but it takes some prodding. :D


Ditto. He is a man of his wORd.

[leavingthezoo]

yes, he is a man of his word. and he "booms" while being one.

[Mjcpr]

Have we determined whether or not doleo is a man of his word?

[proud gonzo]

yes, we just can't determine what his words ARE.

[Tailwind]

I got "boomed" by Doleo!~ He is indeed a "man of his wurd".

[GDC]

Is there a doleo translator somewhere on the innerweb?

[yermom]

www.gizoogle.com

[dolemitesooner]

WTF...LMAMFBAHAO

[GottaHavePride]

yermom's avatar keeps reminding me of this guy:

http://www.movieactors.com/freeseframes-1026/FastTimes26.jpeg

[dolemitesooner]

his avatar is a horid pic he looks like a stupid ...high *** a kite wt fag

[dolemitesooner]

ownage

[BudSooner]

Heh-age.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Hey...yermom may be a fag...but he is your fag ;)

[dolemitesooner]

Hey...yermom may be a fag...but he is your fag ;)
Your dead to me

[Sooner_Bob]

Could someone summarize the last 160 or so posts for me?

Thanks.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

If I am dead to you does that mean i should start posting as Gandalf The White ;)

[dolemitesooner]

yes

[BoogercountySooner]

Look at the spelling from the Dolemister when he sent me some really positive green Spek!:D :D

"Boom spek now tell every one I am a man of my word"

[sooneron]

This thread sucks , dOlEo never owned the entire page. Now what I did one night on the football board was greatness. I managed to knock EVERY whorn based thread off the first page. THAT takes work and dedication. I hereby give it up to myself.

[dolemitesooner]

**** sone the night ths thread stated I owed like 2pages of the so and the football board you will never come close to my greatness biznacho

[Al Gore]

I owned 3 pages once!!!!!!

[Gandalf_The_White]

Well there you go ;)

[OUinFLA]

I don't own anything, can someone spare a brother a page?

[yermom]

Hey...yermom may be a fag...but he is your fag ;)

:mad:

[afs]

wow, this is confusing.

but brilliant.

[silverwheels]

his avatar is a horid pic he looks like a stupid ...high *** a kite wt fag


ownage

Damn, I think I hurt a rib.

[Rogue]

Umm. dOlEmiTe told me to tell everyone he is a man of his word. He spekked me so I guess that's fair. If DoLeMiTe promises you spek, he will deliver.

[StoopTroup]

Look at all the lonely people...

http://myspace-078.vo.llnwd.net/00491/87/01/491641078_m.jpg

[olevetonahill]

12 pages of madness . gotta love it .
Oh and he didnt spek me , :D
Maybe cause his wurds good but I couldnt understand a wurd of it ;)

[dolemitesooner]

LIARTURD

[sanantoniosooner]

LIARTURD
http://i23.ebayimg.com/03/i/04/c2/37/98_1_b.JPG

[dolemitesooner]

THATS NOT WAHT i SIAD EGEET

[sanantoniosooner]

THATS NOT WAHT i SIAD EGEET
http://www.exzooberance.com/virtual%20zoo/they%20fly/egret/Great%20White%20Egret%20268005.jpg

[dolemitesooner]

DUD I WILL HIT YOU ENAMA

[sanantoniosooner]

DUD I WILL HIT YOU ENAMA
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/64/Combination_enema_and_******_syringe.jpg/300px-Combination_enema_and_******_syringe.jpg

[dolemitesooner]

WTF

[sanantoniosooner]

WTF
I just GIS 'wtf'........

out.

[olevetonahill]

THATS NOT WAHT i SIAD EGEET
Thats tru SAS, he said he "buts his bananas THEN eats em " :eek:
Just ragin ya doleo ;) cause ur fun to watch :)

[dolemitesooner]

OWN

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I used to think that NSFW actually meant No **** ****ing Way!!!!!

[proud gonzo]

take note--I now own the front page of the south oval. EAT IT BEYONCE!!!

[silverwheels]

So...yeah...

[proud gonzo]

hey, i'm proud of that! it'll never happen again!!


http://img467.imageshack.us/img467/8567/iownthesouthovalpq5.jpg

[silverwheels]

And you have visual proof. You should frame that.

[King Crimson]

Miles Davis: Ali

complete Jack Johnson sessions.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

You are in an elite group with Dolemite....ummm...congrats!