Gibson Diffee

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I like him.

When he gets old enough, I just might go buy a car from him.

[OUDoc]

Don't you need to sign up for some national registry now?

[C&CDean]

I like him.

When he gets old enough, I just might go buy a car from him.

Ms. Stanley?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

He's so cute and cuddly.

He's much better than the rest of the Diffee kids. I can just tell...

[8timechamps]

I've asked you countless times to keep the posts to a more "national" level.

The only Diffee I know of, was Joe.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I Googled him but couldn't find a pic.

He's doing commercials for a local Ford/Lincoln dealership his family owns here. He's about 5 or so. Very cute.

I like him.

[8timechamps]

room

[8timechamps]

Remember the commercials (can't remember the dealership) where the little black kid was sitting on a bull, and his dad (or grandfather) says

"That's right money!"

at the end?

I hated those.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Yeah - I remember them.

Not near as cute as my sweet Gibson. He's REALLY the money...

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

And I wish I had a poofy dandelion seed flower thing to stick in your avatar's mouth.

That would be funny.

[8timechamps]

I gave this thread 5 stars!

And I'll see what I can do about the poofy dandelion thingy.

[Howzit]

Someone with skilz needs to put the BSG-tongue on 8's avvie.

[TopDaugIn2000]

ehhh, I hate all the Diffie commercials.

and the kid's annoying.

[8timechamps]

How dare you cross BSG!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Hater.

;)

[TopDaugIn2000]

I'm just sayin

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

You know - at first he irritated me, too.

But he's grown on me lately. Kinda like PG's wart.

[Mjcpr]

Hater.

;)
She hates everything.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Nuh-uh. I met her and she wasn't a straight-up hater.

Oh wait - does she hate you? That's different...

[TopDaugIn2000]

heh

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Now they are training his replacement. That other kid isn't near as cute.

[TopDaugIn2000]

and you have to take into consideration that I think 99.99999997% of all kids are annoying. but that's just me.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Now they are training his replacement. That other kid isn't near as cute.


WORD!

But sweet Gibson is trying to teach him.

He won't be able to hang, though...loser kid.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

WORD!

But sweet Gibson is trying to teach him.

He won't be able to hang, though...loser kid.Young kid will be working for Joe Cooper Ford or somethin soon.

[C&CDean]

This thread is creeping me out.

And the little **** will grow up to be another Norman Nobody someday. Cause kids are like kittens. They're all cute and cuddly when they're little, but they still grow up to become cats.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

The older ones are doing commercials by themselves now. All standing out by the truck telling you how awesome their family is and how well you'll be treated if you go there.

I almost believe it.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

This thread is creeping me out.

And the little **** will grow up to be another Norman Nobody someday. Cause kids are like kittens. They're all cute and cuddly when they're little, but they still grow up to become cats.

Something tells me that Gibson is already a sass-box.

I like it.

[mdklatt]

Little kids in commercials are bad. Business owners thinking they belong in their own commercials is bad. Business owners putting their spawn in a commercial is just horrible.

Gibson Diffee...does the kid have a first name?

[TopDaugIn2000]

Little kids in commercials are bad. Business owners thinking they belong in their own commercials is bad. Business owners putting their spawn in a commercial is just horrible.



word

[85Sooner]

I went to school with the diffee brothers. All very nice stand-up guys in a very close family. More families should be that close. (but I would hate the christmas bill) with all those great kids. Lane was on the 1982 PCW State Champion football team, and his wife Susan was the head cheerleader and is a doll in her own right.

[GottaHavePride]

I just dislike that they pimp their kids to try to sell cars. Guh.

[Jimminy Crimson]

I haven't seen one of their 'family' commercials in a while, but if I remember right one or two of them looked pretty edible. ;)

[Jimminy Crimson]

Remember the commercials (can't remember the dealership) where the little black kid was sitting on a bull, and his dad (or grandfather) says

"That's right money!"

at the end?

I hated those.

"Like paw-paw always says, 'And that's no bull!'"

Broadway Ford, RIP :texan:

[mdklatt]

Something tells me that Gibson is already a sass-box.



Something tells me The Gibster is going to be the biggest f***stick in HS when he starts driving a brand new Lincoln Navigator on his 16th birthday (if they're not extinct by then).

[TopDaugIn2000]

[annoying screaming child] COME TO....UNCLE MIKE'S....PAWN SHOP......WHERE HE'LL.....TREAT YOU.....RIGHT.....................HONEST!!!!!![/annoying screaming child}

circa 1999-2000 local OKC commercial.

[mdklatt]

[annoying screaming child] COME TO....UNCLE MIKE'S....PAWN SHOP......WHERE HE'LL.....TREAT YOU.....RIGHT.....................HONEST!!!!!![/annoying screaming child}

circa 1999-2000 local OKC commercial.

More annyoing was the one for something or other (maybe a car dealership?) where the little brat had a speech impidiment and you had no idea what he was saying. They eventually added subtitles. Heh.

[TopDaugIn2000]

More annyoing was the one for something or other (maybe a car dealership?) where the little brat had a speech impidiment and you had no idea what he was saying. They eventually added subtitles. Heh.

heh, oh my

[Sooner_Bob]

But you guys like the kids in the Mathis Bros. commercials right?

[mdklatt]

heh, oh my

What he said was something like "bee di bip dee da boo boo, Grandma." They played the commercial on the radio, too, where you couldn't even attempt to read his lips.

Aspiring bussiness owners of central Oklahoma: Leave yourself, your trophy wife, your kids, and your dog out of the commerical and hire professionals.

[mdklatt]

But you guys like the kids in the Mathis Bros. commercials right?

At least they don't talk.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Best commercial ever was the Fowler Mathis Brother spoof. The fool was holdin' a lab in his lap and his "brother" had the cabbage patch doll.

I could watch that all day. (okay... maybe twice in a row) ;)

[IB4OU2]

What he said was something like "bee di bip dee da boo boo, Grandma." They played the commercial on the radio, too, where you couldn't even attempt to read his lips.

Aspiring bussiness owners of central Oklahoma: Leave yourself, your trophy wife, your kids, and your dog out of the commerical and hire professionals.

Come on now, that big haired Knipplemeyer chick ain't bad.....though she could lose about 2lbs of make up.......

[Paperclip]

I get to see little Gibson on a big ol' billboard every day on my drive to work.

[Triumph]

"Like paw-paw always says, 'And that's no bull!'"

Broadway Ford, RIP :texan:

Broadway Ford, in EdMUnd

[TopDaugIn2000]

Best commercial ever was the Fowler Mathis Brother spoof. The fool was holdin' a lab in his lap and his "brother" had the cabbage patch doll.

I could watch that all day. (okay... maybe twice in a row) ;)

I agree, that one was actually tollerable

[mdklatt]

Come on now, that big haired Knipplemeyer chick ain't bad.....though she could lose about 2lbs of make up.......

Oof. You can take the girl out of the trailer park....

[Triumph]

Oof. You can take the girl out of the trailer park....

she has some good boobage

[mdklatt]

she has some good boobage

I don't understand the infatuation with boobies. That's not where all the action is. I guess a lot of men have serious Oedipal issues. :eek:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

That chick's gotta be, like, 7 feet tall. She'll be standing by a truck and she can see on top of the damned thing.

'THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!'

[Viking Kitten]

Aspiring bussiness owners of central Oklahoma: Leave yourself, your trophy wife, your kids, and your dog out of the commerical and hire professionals.

If you're talking about the woman in the Mathis Brothers commercials, I'd call "trophy wife" a bit of an overstatement. "Beard" would be better terminology.

"Look at my wife and infant daughter! LOOK AT THEM! I AM NOT GAY!"

[DCSooner]

That chick's gotta be, like, 7 feet tall. She'll be standing by a truck and she can on top of the damned thing.

'THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!'
LOL!
http://img272.imageshack.us/img272/840/spurrierthatsahugebitch0yo.jpg
Props to NewAZTiger

[Paperclip]

Keep it in the circus!

[mdklatt]

If you're talking about the woman in the Mathis Brothers commercials, I'd call "trophy wife" a bit of an overstatement. "Beard" would be better terminology.

"Look at my wife and infant daughter! LOOK AT THEM! I AM NOT GAY!"

Heh. It's not just the Mathis Brothers, though.

[8timechamps]

"Like paw-paw always says, 'And that's no bull!'"

Broadway Ford, RIP :texan:


HELL YEAH!

That's right money!!!

[Partial Qualifier]

BSG: Coolest. Chick. Evar.

[IB4OU2]

If you're talking about the woman in the Mathis Brothers commercials, I'd call "trophy wife" a bit of an overstatement. "Beard" would be better terminology.

"Look at my wife and infant daughter! LOOK AT THEM! I AM NOT GAY!"

While hiding the hamster in the pocket.......

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

If you're talking about the woman in the Mathis Brothers commercials, I'd call "trophy wife" a bit of an overstatement. "Beard" would be better terminology.

"Look at my wife and infant daughter! LOOK AT THEM! I AM NOT GAY!"

And the other one's holding a tiny dog.

"Look at my dog! I DO NOT LIKE GERBILS!!!"

[8timechamps]

YEP.

That's my girl.

(I will have you BSG...yes, I will have you!!!!)

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

BSG: Coolest. Chick. Evar.

You're about to remotely shut down my machine or something evil, aren't you...

[mdklatt]

While hiding the hamster in the pocket.......

It's better to use gerbils--they have a much longer tail that you can use to aid in extraction.

[TopDaugIn2000]

TMI

[mdklatt]

TMI


Or so I've heard.

[C&CDean]

Changing directions.......

The little ugly blond chick in the Epperson Homes commercial with the Elmer Fudd speech impediment makes me throw **** at my TV. "Wet ower famiwee build yuwer famiwees new home..."

[Paperclip]

Changing directions.......

The little ugly blond chick in the Epperson Homes commercial with the Elmer Fudd speech impediment makes me throw **** at my TV.

Jane Goodall should hang at your house.

[OUDoc]

Aspiring bussiness owners of central Oklahoma: Leave yourself, your trophy wife, your kids, and your dog out of the commerical and hire professionals.
What? You think the early 80's Linda and Sluggo Soundtrak commercials were a mistake? :D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Remember the appliance store in OKC that had a commercial with a little girl in a cheerleading out fit doing a 'BUY OUR STUFF' cheer? I only saw it for like a week. And only in the early morning.

It

was

awful.

When she gets older, she's gonna kill someone for making her do that...

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Well...seems my sweet Gibson is turning 7.

Happy Birthday Gibson!!!

[Viking Kitten]

Remind me to keep BSG away from my 6 1/2 year old son. Perv.

The boy is pretty smoov wif the ladies though.

[OUDoc]

Well...seems my sweet Gibson is turning 7.

Happy Birthday Gibson!!!
Perv.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Remind me to keep BSG away from my 6 1/2 year old son. Perv.

Take after Czar, does he? :eddie:

[Viking Kitten]

Could be his clone. But he's all sweet and sensitive like his momma.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Could be his clone. But he's all sweet and sensitive like his momma.

Does he have a job? I'm kinda high-maintenance.






STFU, Pat.

[BeetDigger]

This thread fits well with the gay, beastiality, necrophilia.... threads of late. We didn't have a pedphile thread during that run.

[Viking Kitten]

Well, I guess this would be as good a time as any to warn you people to stay away from my daughter. And by "stay away from my daughter," I mean... do yourself a a favor and run away as fast as can because that girl is going to tear men to pieces when she's older.

This is the girl who informed me the other day she was going to be a fighter pilot when she grows up. She sings "DOA" by the Foo Fighters as her sweet blonde curls gently bounce on her head.

She is the sort of girl who will rip men's hearts out with her bare hands, hold the still-beating heart triumphantly above her head, then take a big ol' bite out of it. Then she will smile her beguiling, blood-smeared smile at the next victim, bat her hypnotizing green eyes at him, and he will gladly line up to be next.

She will destroy you and all that you hold dear.

[Mjcpr]

Well, I guess this would be as good a time as any to warn you people to stay away from my daughter. And by "stay away from my daughter," I mean... do yourself a a favor and run away as fast as can because that girl is going to tear men to pieces when she's older.

This is the girl who informed me the other day she was going to be a fighter pilot when she grows up. She sings "DOA" by the Foo Fighters as her sweet blonde curls gently bounce on her head.

She is the sort of girl who will rip men's hearts out with her bare hands, hold the still-beating heart triumphantly above her head, then take a big ol' bite out of it. Then she will smile her beguiling, blood-smeared smile at the next victim, bat her hypnotizing green eyes at him, and he will gladly line up to be next in line.

She will destroy you and all that you hold dear.

That's gross, man.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Plus she's a little, tiny VK clone...

;)

[Viking Kitten]

Plus she's a little, tiny VK clone...

;)

Nah. I always thought actually eating the heart was too mean, so I just buried it with the victims.

[Jimminy Crimson]

There was an article recently about how Gibson and the rest of the kids have increased sales at the Diffee dealerships.

I'd buy him a beer.
But I'd put it in a white cup!

:cool: