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OUDoc
8/12/2005, 01:07 PM
OUDoc Rule

Age>Weight=Bad

Just so you know.
yermom
8/12/2005, 01:08 PM
i'll worry about that when i hit 300 years old ;)
critical_phil
8/12/2005, 01:23 PM
critical_phil's second corollary:


weight - age > 200 = bad


:O
C&CDean
8/12/2005, 01:25 PM
My weight - age = exactly 200 lbs. Woo hoo!!
8timechamps
8/12/2005, 01:25 PM
Doc, did you see some 95 year old woman* that weighed 75 pounds?

*A.K.A. Howzit
KABOOKIE
8/12/2005, 01:26 PM
Doc, did you see some 95 year old woman* that weighed 75 pounds?

*A.K.A. Howzit

Stanley would hit it....
OUDoc
8/12/2005, 01:28 PM
Doc, did you see some 95 year old woman* that weighed 75 pounds?

*A.K.A. Howzit
Not far off, but no elf hat. So I doubt it. :D
8timechamps
8/12/2005, 01:28 PM
She doesn't wear it to the doctor's office.
1stTimeCaller
8/12/2005, 01:57 PM
She doesn't wear it to the doctor's office.

Yeah, DC got baby batter on it so she had to take her elf hat to the cleaners.
Howzit
8/12/2005, 01:57 PM
(Howzit's weight - Howzit's age)/ pi = Howzit's age.

That's pretty f'n bizarre. Like 8time.
dolemitesooner
8/12/2005, 02:07 PM
(Howzit's weight - Howzit's age)/ pi = Howzit's age.

That's pretty f'n bizarre. Like 8time.
:confused:
8timechamps
8/12/2005, 02:34 PM
(Howzit's weight - Howzit's age)/ pi = Howzit's age.

That's pretty f'n bizarre. Like 8time.

Howzit's weight - Howzit's age x the number men he's slept with = 194,567.
Howzit
8/12/2005, 02:42 PM
You need a new calulator. That's gonna still be zero no matter how fat or how old I get.
yermom
8/12/2005, 04:02 PM
that's right, elves don't really age

i forgot
OUDoc
4/2/2007, 02:06 PM
Don't change doctors when you are 96 years old.
Ever. :mad:
Flagstaffsooner
4/2/2007, 02:23 PM
I thought this was gonna be another Yoko Ono thread.
tommieharris91
4/2/2007, 02:26 PM
(Howzit's weight - Howzit's age)/ pi = Howzit's age.

That's pretty f'n bizarre. Like 8time.

How does your weight = 3.14???:confused:
Frozen Sooner
4/2/2007, 02:26 PM
Well, jeez Doc, she probably outlived her last doctor.
Frozen Sooner
4/2/2007, 02:28 PM
How does your weight = 3.14???:confused: 100Pi makes more sense.

You need to brush up your math skills, sir.

(HW-HA)/pi=HA does not imply that HW=pi.

HA*pi=HW-HA
HA*pi+HA=HW
HA(pi+1)=HW
HW=4.14152653592...*HA
tommieharris91
4/2/2007, 02:32 PM
You need to brush up your math skills, sir.

(HW-HA)/pi=HA does not imply that HW=pi.

HA*pi=HW-HA
HA*pi+HA=HW
HA(pi+1)=HW
HW=4.14152653592...*HA

I guess I do.
SicEmBaylor
4/2/2007, 02:56 PM
Weight-Age=91
Scott D
4/2/2007, 02:59 PM
SicEm = 12

See, basic algebra.